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brett friggin favre
11-01-2012, 12:08 AM
so i recently found h4x0r on a new account here...we had a nice discussion. yes it's cyberian in length but a good read. tldr version: he thinks he's in the illuminati, is listening to george carlin for "the truth", and wants us to know it's ALL GOING TO BE OK.

Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: ello
Bert Favre | ibis.a: hullo, 2 questions
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: sup
Bert Favre | ibis.a: first, you plan on making ban threads for those 2 guys you banned for hacking?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: yes
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i have the maps and everythin
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: g
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: clear as day
Bert Favre | ibis.a: ok good, just get to that when you get a chance. second, why the new account? just curious o.o
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i'm zero's buddy, i made a new account because i was using my friends before
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: he hooked me up with admin quick
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i know
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you're getting me killed
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you bastard
Bert Favre | ibis.a: alright then, sorry lol. you can type when you're dead, i don't need immediate answers when you're playing
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: he know all about the illuminati lol
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: no i like answering questions
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: more important than the game
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: my kdr is like 1.0 anyway
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: some people have like 6
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and quit when the die once
Bert Favre | ibis.a: lol true. whose account were you using previously?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: creatorminion was the name
Bert Favre | ibis.a: sl4x0r?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: sl4x0r my buddy too
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you know about the illuminati?
Bert Favre | ibis.a: yeah
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: there's a whole other world out there
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the one we see is bs
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: we're all going to start a group when society starts waking up
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: like not just online
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and people are waking up fast now
Bert Favre | ibis.a: ...
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you'll see
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: crazy society changing things are going to happen
Bert Favre | ibis.a: so i'm a bit confused, i may sound dumb here but who knows...you do know the ip you're playing on is the same that h4x0r said if anyone logs on from is to be permabanned, yes?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: no more banksters running the govt
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i wasn't aware, this is a internet cafe in burlington
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: http://local.yahoo.com/info-56779132-saigon-bistro-internet-cafe-burlington
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: sl4x and h4x connect through it all the time
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: we're starting a group here in burlington
Bert Favre | ibis.a: h4x0r from the forums: "How about if sl4x connects from my IP in Burlington 71.234.172.104 you guys ban it. "
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: hahahahaha he's connecting to saigon
Bert Favre | ibis.a: he claims that as his ip, and being his primary ip...
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: because that's what he uses, he lives in the apt above the building
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: rofl
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i wouldn't be suprised if a lot of people connect here from that IP
Bert Favre | ibis.a: just h4x0r and sl4x0r accounts
Bert Favre | ibis.a: and you
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: maybe they got banned too
Bert Favre | ibis.a: well due to our policies...yes
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: well everyone here plays WoW
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and new games
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: well i'll appeal it of course
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: he's told me about this but i didn't know about the not being able to connect from a cyber cafe
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: thing
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: sl4x
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: one other guy did get banned here
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: his name was rraikon, he's good at wcs servers too
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: what a mess
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i'm not kidding about the group though, when the SHTF, css will be the last thing to worry about
Bert Favre | ibis.a: Chocolate Pudding ibis.a: http://www.yelp.ca/biz/saigon-bistro-burlington
Chocolate Pudding ibis.a: the place is closed.
Chocolate Pudding ibis.a: in the "heads up section
Chocolate Pudding ibis.a: HAHAHA
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you'll start to see the changes, so when you do, you can keep me in your friends list to ask what's going on
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you can't keep me away from that server
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i'm trying to spread a message
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: :)
Bert Favre | ibis.a: wtf message can you send in a wcs server?
Bert Favre | ibis.a: that you're willing to waste your money on new accounts and shit?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: $5 isn't a lot of money
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: but it's alright i'll work something out
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the youth of this country are the ones that need to know what's going on, because they're the most receptive to change
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the old people don't want to change their ways
Bert Favre | ibis.a: what in the flying horsefuck are you even talking about?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you'll know soon
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and you can just ask me later, no sore feelings about getting banned
Bert Favre | ibis.a: if i have to ask about a message you're sending, you're not doing a good job of doing it
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: let me just tell you it involves us not being dependent on energy such as fossil fuels, gasoline, electricity
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the cures for cancer, aids, and all diseases are going to be released
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the illuminati are in the end of power
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the end of the age
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: but they want us to fear the change
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: which is why they have movies that show total annihilation in 2012
Bert Favre | ibis.a: and this is coming from a guy in fucking BORINGTON, VERMONT.
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: or invading alient
Bert Favre | ibis.a: dude get a fucking life
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: we're actually the healthiest city in the country
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: which is sad
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: but it's the truth
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i just want to help
Bert Favre | ibis.a: well we don't want your "help" sooo......yeah
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: haha that's ok
Bert Favre | ibis.a: btw
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i'm just saying one day you might
Bert Favre | ibis.a: go talk to a shrink. you need some serious mental help
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: that's fine
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you will see a lot of changes in the next few years, let alone months
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: just try to stay positive
Bert Favre | ibis.a: yes, things change over time, holy goddamn shit let me tell fox news!
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: haha fuck fox
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: mainstream media is still controlled by these guys, but not much longer now
Bert Favre | ibis.a: ok then i'll tell the onion?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: this is literally the biggest thing that will happen in our lifetimes
Bert Favre | ibis.a: craziesanonymous.com?
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: that's the truth for you
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's crazy
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you'll be fine
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's good things to come
Bert Favre | ibis.a: you're a looney.
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: for everyone
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: not just a few
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's ok i just started researching this stuff about 5 years ago in 2007
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i was 17-18
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: had no idea what i was getting into
Bert Favre | ibis.a: yeah i started researching oompa loompas about 3 months ago and i'm pretty sure they're real too
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: haha, nah real research
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: real people
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: real meetings
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: real truth discernment
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's fine though you don't have to believe me
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: if everyone thought for themselves, they wouldn't need to be told what the truth was by lamestream media
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: or the 'official' version of it
Bert Favre | ibis.a: you talk about us thinking for ourselves, but you listen to what someone else tells you about this shit you've been "researching"
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: we're all teachers and we're all students
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the illuminati however fucked up the system of learning
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: which is where all of our problems come from
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: henry ford made a car from hemp
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: that ran on hemp
Bert Favre | ibis.a: you've been reading too much dan brown
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: but hemp's illegal now
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it used to be illegal not to grow hemp in the 1820s
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: hemp oil cures multiple cancers
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: watch "run from the cure"
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: these are real people ordinary people like you and me
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: there's a guy in the 80s who was murdered because he wouldn't stop showing off his water powered car
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: there's a video of his car
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: george carlin said it pretty well
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: maybe you'll believe him
Bert Favre | ibis.a: the first car was powered on water. really hot water. that's called "steam".
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3RhIxxvYtRE
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: no, electrolysis hydrogen motors
Bert Favre | ibis.a: oh. ok that too, messed around with those in 11th grade physics
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: cool
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: just watch that link, that's the truth
Bert Favre | ibis.a: now if you'll excuse me, i have a real world to get back to. let santa know i won't make it to his party this year while you're in lala-land
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and you can go on your own from there if you prefer
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: just watch the video and you'll see me again
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: just wait
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: peace brother
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i see your perspective, and i don't blame you
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i've been there before
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it may be 5 years from now, but you'll see the truth, i guarantee it
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: and everyone will
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: most likely sooner than 5 years but it's coming
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: ok later for real
Bert Favre | ibis.a: my ex lives in burlington. she's a looney like you. i think you guys should hook up.
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: haha no way
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's a good place to live honestly
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: we kicked out mcdonalds etc. we have to keep it local
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: that's what's coming
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: local is what matters
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the corporations are there just to profit and could give a shit about you or your health
Bert Favre | ibis.a: im not reading any of this btw
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: the people least receptive to this kind of information usually come from a military background or govt DHS or something
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you don't need to read
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: just watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3RhIxxvYtRE
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: he's telling you the truth
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: i didn't want to believe it either
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's like the matrix
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: you choose the red, or the blue pill
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: it's your choice
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a: goodbye
Illuminati_NWO | ibis.a is now Offline.

Nemesis
11-01-2012, 12:11 AM
...what the actual fuck?

And this guy is an admin, who wants to see how fast I can get banned from pretending to be from the government ans spying on him through counter strike?

If I win someone owes me his admin.

CYBER
11-01-2012, 12:18 AM
yes it's cyberian in length
stop staring at my damn genitals.
k thanks.

edit: euhh.. ur welcome btw for giving u the fucking heads up about illuminati? -.-
then again u're the one that got him to confess... what kind of sorcery is this!?

Carmichal
11-01-2012, 12:22 AM
cool story bro?

CYBER
11-01-2012, 12:45 AM
cool story bro?
better story than ur sig.

XX0wnsXY
11-01-2012, 01:03 AM
Disturbing

Carmichal
11-01-2012, 01:07 AM
better story than ur sig.

mexican :p

StarsMine
11-01-2012, 01:19 AM
Other then the water powered car from the 80s wtf is he going on about. Guy did go missing along with his work under unknown circumstances.
Anyways im just confused as fuck on what is going on here.

Nemesis
11-01-2012, 01:20 AM
Other then the water powered care from the 80s wtf is he going on about.
Anyways im just confused as fuck on what is going on here.

A guy I worked with was like this. He seemed normal until you got to know him and he started with this shit. It's amazing what they come up with and look at you with such pity when you tell them they're wrong.

Vladninja
11-01-2012, 03:25 AM
ibis is actually releasing control art restriction to level 3 until target has been silenced.
All Illuminati members are to silenced. We know where you live... thank you for logging on to our servers.... and you will be dealt with quickly.
Don't worry your family will be advised that you slipped in the shower or down the stairs.
You can try to screen shot this for proof but by the time or your demise it will already have been removed from your hard drive.

We like the sport the thrill in hunting you... Run now... leave everything behind and just run. Lets see how long it takes for us to track you.

brett friggin favre
11-01-2012, 03:34 AM
look bitch you've got a ninja, a racist canadian, a mexican who thinks he's canadian, and a well-endowed painkiller-addicted ex-nfl quarterback on your illuminati ass.

THE GIG IS UP.

CYBER
11-01-2012, 05:58 AM
look bitch you've got a ninja, a racist canadian, a mexican who thinks he's canadian, and a well-endowed painkiller-addicted ex-nfl quarterback on your illuminati ass. THE GIG IS UP. i lol'd heart

Erdenay
11-01-2012, 12:58 PM
Bert Favre | ibis.a: ok then i'll tell the onion? <--- CLASSIC.

Absolutely loved the cafe part too :D For someone who has been doing a lot of thorough research, that was certainly... A nice fuck up.

Although, I will say I am a big fan of Carlin - and he did get most of things right.

brett friggin favre
11-01-2012, 01:22 PM
Bert Favre | ibis.a: ok then i'll tell the onion? <--- CLASSIC.

Absolutely loved the cafe part too :D For someone who has been doing a lot of thorough research, that was certainly... A nice fuck up.

Although, I will say I am a big fan of Carlin - and he did get most of things right.

yes and I'm sure he'd get a kick out of the fact that the illuminati is following him. may he rest in lols.

Erdenay
11-01-2012, 03:32 PM
yes and I'm sure he'd get a kick out of the fact that the illuminati is following him. may he rest in lols.

I'm sure that he'd get a kick out of a lot of things that have been happening in our society and its general declination. Besides, he should be honored - imagine that: Illuminati are actually revealing themselves because of him! *gasps* Perhaps he was even one of the movement leaders against them?! *double gasp*

Yeah, I have to say this, Brett - you somehow manage to get into the funniest situations in WCS somehow.

What
11-01-2012, 10:11 PM
So is that why he was always using glitches, to expose the reality of the servers?

acolyte_to_jippity
11-01-2012, 11:25 PM
i've seen some pretty retarded shits come through here (les grossman's thread still makes me giggle) but this...this is just impressive.

XX0wnsXY
11-02-2012, 04:21 AM
yes and I'm sure he'd get a kick out of the fact that the illuminati is following him. may he rest in lols.

I dont know about you guys, but watching brett's sig makes me want to knead some dough....sourdough.

Carmichal
11-02-2012, 04:31 AM
I dont know about you guys, but watching brett's sig makes me want to knead some dough....sourdough.


Oh god I can smell it

CYBER
11-02-2012, 05:17 AM
Absolutely loved the cafe part too :D For someone who has been doing a lot of thorough research, that was certainly... A nice fuck up.

lol, yeah, you do not fuck with the Chocolate Puddin's thorough internet search! I lolled so hard when i found out that the place he used as an excuse has been closed for a while :P

Good job brett overall, you have proven yourself to be a good legacy for the Asshole name.
Tom, you're on your way too.

Steamer
11-02-2012, 06:07 PM
This thread.
Ehh... Wtf.
Shit.

What
11-02-2012, 07:51 PM
Its just weird, like someone you see around and lot and is always normal, then one day they show up sweaty and panicked at your door trying to sell you a snickers for five dollars.