How to get drunk just in minutes!!!!

[Joee]

I will post a complete walkthrough, but not today, :icon_mrgreen:

:wynar:

[anex]

WTF is this and why is it in Zombie Mod?

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

:lmao:

[Joee]

I'm really sorry, I must be intoxicated when I posted this. :chillpill:

[phil.™]

I'm really sorry, I must be intoxicated when I posted this. :chillpill:

You do not know drunk like I do...
Wrong section. This is zombie server. Might want to post this in general discussion, or maybe in an alcohol discussion on google.

[Joee]

You do not know drunk like I do...
Wrong section. This is zombie server. Might want to post this in general discussion, or maybe in an alcohol discussion on google.

+1
http://i.imgur.com/3OCvZ.gif

[Nemesis]

"Hey everyone! I'm a dirty Mexican who thinks it's cool to act like a cunt nugget in front of others! I'll never be truly happy and will die alone, but don't worry; no one actually cares about Jose the cunt-faced wetback!"

[Joee]

"Hey everyone! I'm a dirty Mexican who thinks it's cool to act like a cunt nugget in front of others! I'll never be truly happy and will die alone, but don't worry; no one actually cares about Jose the cunt-faced wetback!"


Oh... Hi buddy, there is a slightly difference between Puerto Rico and Mexico, Puerto Rico is a standalone Island while Mexico resides inside the American Continent just saying, I guess when you mention "Dirty Mexican" you may refer to Spanish which is a language instead, and no I'm not trying to be Cool also I do things on purpose and I can see a pattern.

P.D: you are either stupid or dumbass(no offense).... have you noticed a pattern on this? dig it up and deal with it.
P.P.D: ohh and regarding your comment in general, my heart is severely affected, I think I will hang myself.

Best Regards!
José :bum:

[Chikun]

Oh... Hi buddy, there is a slightly difference between Puerto Rico and Mexico, Puerto Rico is a standalone Island while Mexico resides inside the American Continent just saying, I guess when you mention "Dirty Mexican" you may refer to Spanish which is a language instead, and no I'm not trying to be Cool also I do things on purpose and I can see a pattern.

P.D: you are either stupid or dumbass(no offense).... have you noticed a pattern on this? dig it up and deal with it.
P.P.D: ohh and regarding your comment in general, my heart is severely affected, I think I will hang myself.

Best Regards!
José :bum:

Implying Nemesis cares in the least... 12 posts is hardly a pattern. Wait, you aren't a dirty Mexican????

[brett friggin favre]

Oh... Hi buddy, there is a slightly difference between Puerto Rico and Mexico, Puerto Rico is a standalone Island while Mexico resides inside the American Continent just saying, I guess when you mention "Dirty Mexican" you may refer to Spanish which is a language instead, and no I'm not trying to be Cool also I do things on purpose and I can see a pattern.

P.D: you are either stupid or dumbass(no offense).... have you noticed a pattern on this? dig it up and deal with it.
P.P.D: ohh and regarding your comment in general, my heart is severely affected, I think I will hang myself.

Best Regards!
José :bum:

dude i'm from the south, and that's close enough to mexico for nemesis to call me mexican. i'm also part black, being from new orleans, so i'm a choxican. the best thing to do at this point is to accept your fate as nem's dirty mexican bitch until cyber's...fuckin...turkmenistanian or some kinda ass does something more idiotic to become the new mexibitch.

[Erdenay]

dude i'm from the south, and that's close enough to mexico for nemesis to call me mexican. i'm also part black, being from new orleans, so i'm a choxican. the best thing to do at this point is to accept your fate as nem's dirty mexican bitch until cyber's...fuckin...turkmenistanian or some kinda ass does something more idiotic to become the new mexibitch.

This would be implying that Cyber's not already Nemesis' mexibitch...

[brett friggin favre]

This would be implying that Cyber's not already Nemesis' mexibitch...

senor jose is the new mexibitch.

[Erdenay]

senor jose is the new mexibitch.

Don't think too highly of yourself - you're just a cheap-ass replacement for the original one. While Nemesis may not care about his standards anymore (I understand taking Mexicans for slaves, but Choxicans?!), but I do.

[Carmichal]

Oh... Hi buddy, there is a slightly difference between Puerto Rico and Mexico, Puerto Rico is a standalone Island while Mexico resides inside the American Continent just saying, I guess when you mention "Dirty Mexican" you may refer to Spanish which is a language instead, and no I'm not trying to be Cool also I do things on purpose and I can see a pattern.

P.D: you are either stupid or dumbass(no offense).... have you noticed a pattern on this? dig it up and deal with it.
P.P.D: ohh and regarding your comment in general, my heart is severely affected, I think I will hang myself.

Best Regards!
José :bum:

Mexican puetro rican, meh, same thing. Still you are a cunt nugget, and you smell bad. Also you glorify drugs and alcohol so much you are just a tool and nothing more. There's nothing wrong with fun, but jesus man go get some help. Or hang yourself. :D You are such a tool it's just better to kill yourself already.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

god damn i love this place. outside of michelle's post, this thread is setting up to be fucking hilarious.

[Carmichal]

god damn i love this place. outside of michelle's post, this thread is setting up to be fucking hilarious.

Negative Nancy? Is that you?

[Assassin]

Negative Nancy? Is that you?
No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

what?

she was talking to me i think.

my name's not brett.

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

Wait Brett is a girl with a voice changer right ? :lmao:

[Carmichal]

No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

Aco=Brett= negative Nancy... fascinating.

Also the skid mark is right I was referring to him.

[Nemesis]

You know the difference between Mexico and Puerto "Too fucking poor to be Mexico" Rico is? And just before you get the answer to that, please scream loudly to yourself, asking if anyone actually gives a fuck which island the tomato pickers sail from.

I see how you are confused with "Dirty Mexican" as all your life you've been this way, so it's somewhat of a redundant statement. I can just call you "Mexican" everyone here will already know you're dirty. Also Spanish are people too, they're from Spain, asshat. I'd say buy a map, but with what money? Plus they're too big to steal as you'd cut yourself trying to role it up like a human being would.

Pattern? I've never seen you before but lets list why I hope the things you love the most catch fire:
1. You think you're accepted here
2. You think being drunk makes you cool, which means you're 13, and not.
3. You do coke? Good for you Lindsey Lohan...
4. Did you really put Desperate Housewives or The Real Cuntfaces of Atlanta or whatever in your signature? Really? Get Cancer.
5. You probably play soccer.
6. You think you're accepted here.

Your mother had two cunts, you are one of them.

[Joee]

Now this is what I call Entertainment, followed by an off topic pattern, I will clarify that I live in PR (in the Caribbean) and I'm proud of it, also i don't even get mad if someone call me Mexican because i speak Spanish, however most people, and i say most people without mentioning the most moronic ones, don't even know that Spanish is the second most spoken language in the world, however Mexico is right under the United States of America(that explain alot) but the most moronic ones think Mexico/Mexican is all who speak Spanish, unfortunately the most Moronic ones are located inside the American continent(without generalizing) which is a shame the level of education this guys have, regarding this topics.

Software/Tools for the making of this:
1: Google Translate

Optionals used:
1: 2x Hotdogs with Ketchup and Mustard
2: 1x Roast chicken hip
3: 1x Cinnamon Roll
4: 12oz of milk
5: http://everythingetertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/alex-burp.gif

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You know the difference between Mexico and Puerto "Too fucking poor to be Mexico" Rico is? And just before you get the answer to that, please scream loudly to yourself, asking if anyone actually gives a fuck which island the tomato pickers sail from.

I see how you are confused with "Dirty Mexican" as all your life you've been this way, so it's somewhat of a redundant statement. I can just call you "Mexican" everyone here will already know you're dirty. Also Spanish are people too, they're from Spain, asshat. I'd say buy a map, but with what money? Plus they're too big to steal as you'd cut yourself trying to role it up like a human being would.

Pattern? I've never seen you before but lets list why I hope the things you love the most catch fire:
1. You think you're accepted here
2. You think being drunk makes you cool, which means you're 13, and not.
3. You do coke? Good for you Lindsey Lohan...
4. Did you really put Desperate Housewives or The Real Cuntfaces of Atlanta or whatever in your signature? Really? Get Cancer.
5. You probably play soccer.
6. You think you're accepted here.

Your mother had two cunts, you are one of them.

Calm down girl, don't raise your voice at me, now go to your room :smokin:

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

A bigot (in modern usage) is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from their own or intolerant of people of different ethnicity, race, or class...

[Nemesis]

Any one have any idea what the Mexican is saying? I started reading but don't really care where the spics are from, all of which, by the way, are in the "American continent"...assclown.

I guess they don't teach you how to count in Mexico either, as when something is like 12th on the list, that doesn't make it second.

Your mother should have drank more when she was pregnant.

[Joee]

Any one have any idea what the Mexican is saying? I started reading but don't really care where the spics are from, all of which, by the way, are in the "American continent"...assclown.

I guess they don't teach you how to count in Mexico either, as when something is like 12th on the list, that doesn't make it second.

Your mother should have drank more when she was pregnant.

I just realized that you are one of those Moronic, every one with a right mind should know what i'm saying, so... tell me who is the tool now, also i really enjoy how you finish your comments saying: "your mother..... blah blah blah" like a kid lol, you are being ridiculous to be honest, also i think every one who read your comments will think you are a badass, I bet you're a weak pussy like most lol.


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mex2BN201r93wpd.gif

[Carmichal]

I just realized that you are one of those Moronic, every one with a right mind should know what i'm saying, so... tell me who is the tool now, also i really enjoy how you finish your comments saying: "your mother..... blah blah blah" like a kid lol, you are being ridiculous to be honest, also i think every one who read your comments will think you are a badass, I bet you're a weak pussy like most lol.


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mex2BN201r93wpd.gif

Badass or not you are getting trolled pretty hard kiddo.

[Nemesis]

Why is everything you post from the Disney channel?

Edit: I answered my own question. Poor people in third world countries don't have good TV. Have fun with Malaria.

[Joee]

Why is everything you post from the Disney channel?

Edit: I answered my own question. Poor people in third world countries don't have good TV. Have fun with Malaria.


I just was waiting on another stereotype arguments followed by a Mom joke, but you changed the pattern, now is all about a Third world, Disney Channel, Poor people......oh wait

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43eebB0k21r7da67o1_500.gif

[Erdenay]

Looks like someone's mad...

[Assassin]

Well shit...time to lay off the benzo's for a min me thinks...

[Rambo :D]

This shit is fake and gay. where is my tut?? :plzdie:

[Rapedollar$]

Im half expecting it to be nem arguing with himself.

the other half just wants to forum ban the both of them because, well then i wouldnt have to read this drek anymore.

[StarsMine]

Why is everything you post from the Disney channel?

Edit: I answered my own question. Poor people in third world countries don't have good TV. Have fun with Malaria.
hey now, Dan Schneider is not disney. His shows are actually good.

[Joee]

I'm back guys, I was temporarily out because my chair broke, but I ordered a new office chair at GovGroup.com with the help and donation from RapeDollar$.

Here is the proof of his donation:
6655

Thank You so much :icon_mrgreen:

[Carmichal]

I'm back guys, I was temporarily out because my chair broke, but I ordered a new office chair at GovGroup.com with the help and donation from RapeDollar$.

Here is the proof of his donation:
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/8a/d4/8ad4ef_273005.jpg

Thank You so much :icon_mrgreen:

I cannot see the picture can anyone else? Also I'm not sure if you are trying to knock on rape but... bad move if you are. Prepare your anus.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

I cannot see the picture can anyone else? Also I'm not sure if you are trying to knock on rape but... bad move if you are. Prepare your anus.

i can't either.

but, this ought to be a good show now that rapedollar$ has been brought in. want some :popcorn:?

[Carmichal]

i can't either.

but, this ought to be a good show now that rapedollar$ has been brought in. want some :popcorn:?

I think for this occasion I will share with you. Extra butter plz.

[Joee]

The show begins, I will share some beers if anyone interested

[Bane of Soldiers]

I am the OP, and I never do similar thing on purpose regarding my personality, I just expected a mature responsiveness instead many variables as you can see regarding my nivel of knowledge, This tread has never been created to be validated nor to gain any effort regarding it's senseless basis.
José, can be closed for the sake.

Get a new translator. It even missed "nivel." :lmao:
And I believe you admitted that you created this thread for absolutely no valid reason. For that, you ought to be torn a new one by some cactus along the border and proceed to drown yourself in the next working bathtub you find.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

I think for this occasion I will share with you. Extra butter plz.

old bay or garlic powder?

[Nemesis]

Now i know he's lying, for we all know Rape isn't nice to people. We have that much in common...

[Carmichal]

old bay or garlic powder?

garlic powder.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

garlic powder.

damn, you're loosing points on that one. though some garlic powder and parmesan cheese DO make for delicious popcorn.

[Carmichal]

damn, you're loosing points on that one. though some garlic powder and parmesan cheese DO make for delicious popcorn.

MMMM cheese. I have never had old bay though.

[Nemesis]

damn, you're loosing points on that one. though some garlic powder and parmesan cheese DO make for delicious popcorn.

If you've got some old noodles that you dont want to throw away you put some garlic, oil and butter in a pan and fry it up with parm cheese. Great way to extend a package of pasta.

[Carmichal]

If you've got some old noodles that you dont want to throw away you put some garlic, oil and butter in a pan and fry it up with parm cheese. Great way to extend a package of pasta.

Nem, more than a racist.

[Joee]

Stupidity has been reached the irony, look it for yourself.
Nemesis just showed his unstable weakness, start from the beginning.

http://img5.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-kfc-forever-alone-while-you-ignore-me-303415.jpeg

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I cannot see the picture can anyone else? Also I'm not sure if you are trying to knock on rape but... bad move if you are. Prepare your anus.

Who the hell is RapeDollar$ God?, shut the fuck up Retard.

P.D: Picture Fixed

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Who the hell is RapeDollar$ God?, shut the fuck up Retard.

P.D: Picture Fixed

It's "PS" by the way, and essentially he is. you see, the way ibis works, the twin gods of fury and love are too busy to deal with normal shitstains like you or me, so they delegate. Rapedollar$ is one of a few. chosen by a god to hand out his justice and wrath. Rape might not be a true god, but he's so far above all of us that the difference really doesn't exist. so technically, no. but in practice, you had best bend over and spread 'em, because your time here is coming to a very interesting, (and entertaining) shitstorm.

[Joee]

Get a new translator. It even missed "nivel." :lmao:
And I believe you admitted that you created this thread for absolutely no valid reason. For that, you ought to be torn a new one by some cactus along the border and proceed to drown yourself in the next working bathtub you find.


You reached a nice point of view, I still wonder why people still post in here regarding I'm using Google translator, meaning I have no idea what I'm talking about basically.

Edit: Reverse psychology never fails.


"Moron"

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It's "PS" by the way, and essentially he is. you see, the way ibis works, the twin gods of fury and love are too busy to deal with normal shitstains like you or me, so they delegate. Rapedollar$ is one of a few. chosen by a god to hand out his justice and wrath. Rape might not be a true god, but he's so far above all of us that the difference really doesn't exist. so technically, no. but in practice, you had best bend over and spread 'em, because your time here is coming to a very interesting, (and entertaining) shitstorm.


Watch this Video and Shut the Fuck Up "Moron"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVJrAwxpSc

[acolyte_to_jippity]

You reached a nice point of view, I still wonder why people still post in here regarding I'm using Google translator, meaning I have no idea what I'm talking about basically.

Edit: Reverse psychology never fails.


"Moron"

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Watch this Video and Shut the Fuck Up "Moron"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVJrAwxpSc

now, why you gotta be like that? you asked a question, and i gave you a 100% honest and unbiased answer.

[Nemesis]

now, why you gotta be like that? you asked a question, and i gave you a 100% honest and unbiased answer.

The Mexican is coming out. He'll be threatening to stab you or cut your grass soon enough.

[Joee]

The Mexican is coming out. He'll be threatening to stab you or cut your grass soon enough.

Nemesis I just excluded you because you don't have a Brain.
Visit: http://www.iqtest.com/ If you got at least 80% then talk.
"Retard"

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2784/retard.gif

[Nemesis]

I...have no idea who that kid is suppose to be? Nice try amigo.

Ah you couldn't even post properly so you had to edit to get it right. Enjoy your last few days here.

[Joee]

I...have no idea who that kid is suppose to be? Nice try amigo.

Ah you couldn't even post properly so you had to edit to get it right. Enjoy your last few days here.

Thats a Fail :icon_mrgreen:

[Nemesis]

Thats a Fail :icon_mrgreen:

Yes I know you failed. That's why I pointed it out.

[Joee]

Yes I know you failed. That's why I pointed it out.

lol you're masochistic.

[Carmichal]

Stupidity has been reached the irony, look it for yourself.
Nemesis just showed his unstable weakness, start from the beginning.

http://img5.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-kfc-forever-alone-while-you-ignore-me-303415.jpeg

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Who the hell is RapeDollar$ God?, shut the fuck up Retard.

P.D: Picture Fixed

You sir are the retard that has been clear from the start, can we please get this asshole banned.

[Joee]

You sir are the retard that has been clear from the start, can we please get this asshole banned.


Do you know the meaning of the word retard, tell me.
Edit: you sir are a "Moron qualified"

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Do you know the meaning of the word retard, You sir failed with absolutely no redundancy.
you sir are a "Moron qualified"

retard 
re·tard [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
noun
4.Slang: Disparaging.

a.a mentally retarded (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/retard) person.

b.a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

fits you to a fucking Tee.

[Joee]

retard 
re·tard [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
noun
4.Slang: Disparaging.

a.a mentally retarded (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/retard) person.

b.a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

fits you to a fucking Tee.


o.O
LOL okay Boss.

[Carmichal]

Do you know the meaning of the word retard, tell me.
Edit: you sir are a "Moron qualified"

Lol this is gold. So much irony in only two lines. A "moron qualified". LOL!

[Bane of Soldiers]

I had faith in you, natural selection :(

WORK FASTER

[Nikolic]

The place looks like more a place of joke to me the site is of no use to chat.. I am just leaving this site and will never come back........

[Carmichal]

The place looks like more a place of joke to me the site is of no use to chat.. I am just leaving this site and will never come back........
cool story bot.