Ban thecat from forums.

[Nemesis]

Isn't there a rule somewhere that if you have over 100 posts and have yet to contribute something worthwhile or at least marginally intelligent you are no longer allowed to post?

P.S. if this is not a rule, I propose adding the "If you're an annoying little cunt get out" addendum to the rules page. Maynard will you see to it?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

oh god, if you could see the admin section, you'd understand why this is hilarious

[What]

Nemesis, Truly you are a Saint.

[XX0wnsXY]

Lol...this has to be a sign.

[Nemesis]

oh god, if you could see the admin section, you'd understand why this is hilarious

I think someone should buy me admin just so I can. I would save this place, just so you all know. I'm the hero IBIS needs...

[CYBER]

Isn't there a rule somewhere that if you have over 100 posts and have yet to contribute something worthwhile or at least marginally intelligent you are no longer allowed to post?

P.S. if this is not a rule, I propose adding the "If you're an annoying little cunt get out" addendum to the rules page. Maynard will you see to it?

crap.. i cant see the admin section -.-
but i second the motion , even if maynard slap me silly.

but guess what maymay, im saying this as a forum user, not as ula :smirk: , adminless ftw:D

[Bane of Soldiers]

Wish I could still see the admin section lol. Us unprivileged users have been short on funny threads recently.


Also, could we put "Joee" on the list too? I don't even know how or why he joined this forum... or society in general.

[Erdenay]

I think someone should buy me admin just so I can. I would save this place, just so you all know. I'm the hero IBIS needs...

Yet you are not the hero we deserve :(

[Nemesis]

Yet you are not the hero we deserve :(

Fuck no. You cunts deserve some form of Ebola...

[Rage]

Well I have over 100 posts and i just troll.... does that mean i have to leave too? :C

[thecat]

What acolyte said.

[Assassin]

Hmm ok now I'm interested...I don't think I've seen anyone be banned from the forums before.

[jimmay]

I'll just leave this here...

6638

[Assassin]

I'll just leave this here...

6638

Only 82 more posts for the grace period!

[jimmay]

Only 82 more posts for the grace period!

Will I get a resounding golf clap like thecat?

[Assassin]

Lol idk take that up with Michael..

[acolyte_to_jippity]

I'll just leave this here...

6638

new desktop wallpaper right there.

[brett friggin favre]

Hmm ok now I'm interested...I don't think I've seen anyone be banned from the forums before.

clearly you dont remember hellraiser, hallwagner, and a few others

[Carmichal]

Lol idk take that up with Michael..

golf clap.

[Rambo :D]

Man, I thought I was annoying.

[Bane of Soldiers]

Man, I thought I was annoying.

You are :D

[Erdenay]

You are :D

Ditto.

[Nemesis]

Maybe I should add a poll...even if it doesn't get approved at least it can be a visual reminder of how much everyone hates him.

[Squirrel]

Maybe I should add a poll...even if it doesn't get approved at least it can be a visual reminder of how much everyone hates him.

Please do!

[thecat]

Our you can start a hater club on steam.
As for Squirrel stop being such a copycat.

[Carmichal]

Our you can start a hater club on steam.
As for Squirrel stop being such a copycat.

hatter? like mad hatter...

[thecat]

You might want to take a look at the quote you are using.

[Carmichal]

You might want to take a look at the quote you are using.

Maybe you shouldn't pretend I'm an idiot. Clearly that is your role, and I wouldn't want to impose. It said hatter before you changed it dumb cunt. Don't act like you're anything but a dumbass everyone can't wait to see go. When you leave please let the door hit you on the way out. I love the added insult to injury.

Figured out he changed it before I posted. An idiot none the less though. He should kill himself in the most painful way he can figure out in his feeble, retarded mind.

[Nemesis]

Maybe you shouldn't pretend I'm an idiot. Clearly that is your role, and I wouldn't want to impose. It said hatter before you changed it dumb cunt. Don't act like you're anything but a dumbass everyone can't wait to see go. When you leave please let the door hit you on the way out. I love the added insult to injury.

Figured out he changed it before I posted. An idiot none the less though. He should kill himself in the most painful way he can figure out in his feeble, retarded mind.

Not to mention there's a big button that says he edited it 5 minutes after posting and then thought we couldn't all read...

[What]

Well what do you expect, he is clearly not intelligent, he feels the need to post on every thing he sees regardless if he had an understanding about whats going on. He is the definition of a retard. Can't fix stupid.

[thecat]

So fixing typo's is now retarded.
And posting in thread that has your fucking name on it is also retarded.
Yah right.
:smirk:

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

After ImGonnaGetCha and Masterchief... The Cat is the new kid admin ? :D nice lol

[StarsMine]

After ImGonnaGetCha and Masterchief... The Cat is the new kid admin ? :D nice lol
No cause masterchief was a good kid. He had this ability to use his brain and think.

[thecat]

And I cant think?

[Chikun]

You can think in the sense that you are self aware but beyond that, not really.

[Assassin]

Man you guys are all ball busters. Ever think he posts because he wants people to become actively involved in our community? Give the man a chance.

[What]

Man you guys are all ball busters. Ever think he posts because he wants people to become actively involved in our community? Give the man a chance.

pretty sure a chance was given 140 posts ago.

[Bane of Soldiers]

Man you guys are all ball busters. Ever think he posts because he wants people to become actively involved in our community? Give the child a chance.

Fixed.
Sorry, but I had to jump on that one.


It's fine, receiving his 11$ a month. But as I see it, he will continue to be rejected until he shows some worth as a player and admin. He, like many other admins, have yet to prove that they will do anything productive with their powers (or their posts). The fact that some people buy admin just to have the powers or convenience themselves can be overlooked; after all, the money's rolling in and that's for the better. But don't be shocked when regulars will come to resent you if you don't know the rules + procedure well enough to settle in-game disputes or you can't/won't use your powers when they may be called for. As for forum posts, you set yourself a fine, slippery slope, thecat. You should be aware that everyone here will hound your posts; at some point, you don't need the last word. Just drop it, and let the thread die. You're only drawing this out and sinking deeper.

[Kiechi]

Diggity, dig, dig.

[Sin]

After ImGonnaGetCha and Masterchief... The Cat is the new kid admin ? :D nice lol

Getcha wasn't a kid she was a dumbass downie brownie.

[What]

comparisons do everyone a diservice, his retardation stands on its own merits

[thecat]

STFU What.
You are one of the biggest idiots we have on IBIS.

[Carmichal]

STFU What.
You are one of the biggest idiots we have on IBIS.

chuckle chuckle giggle giggle

[What]

chuckle chuckle giggle giggle

Seconded.

[thecat]

Oh god when will this thread end.

[Sin]

When you stop being such a little cock sucking cum dribbling downs syndrome faggot.

[mastercheff]

Getcha wasn't a kid she was a dumbass downie brownie.

Yeah I remember she was at least legal, compared to Jojo.

[BladeTwinSwords]

thecat gives a bad name to my state. GTFO!

[Assassin]

Can a mod lock this please. It's obviously just become a flame war of epic retardation.

[Chikun]

This thread should be stickied.

[Vladninja]

Can a mod lock this please. It's obviously just become a flame war of epic retardation.
This is the discussion thread so as long as it is amusing it will remain open...
Also I've always said its nice to give certain people the rope to hang themselves with.

[maynard]

This is the discussion thread so as long as it is amusing it will remain open...
Also I've always said its nice to give certain people the rope to hang themselves with.

.....^

[Assassin]

.....^

As you guys wish. You're the bosses.

[What]

Just good old fashioned internet fun

[Carmichal]

I can neuter him.

[thecat]

I can always spay you.

[What]

Reason # 756: Everything he posted in the new years thread.

[Chef C Green]

Reason # 756: Everything he posted in the new years thread.

I'll add in that after re-joining the admin ranks, I have this to say about the topic of discussion:

1) Learn to type in "admin" chat with other admins (you know, that thing where you use "@" in team-chat, thus not putting questions in the public eye making yourself look even more unknowing of the IBIS rules than you already are).
2) Not everything need be put in a vote on the servers (ex: "Happy New Year" can be put in regular chat... or /hsay... or /csay... but why a vote...?) Suggestion: Read the commands list and be more familiar with different commands (HERE (http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/6673-SM_-Admin-Command-List))
3) Become familiar with the admin command menu (how to make a proper mapvote for instance), when server is NOT at peak hours. No one needs more crap maps than are already coming up.
4) THIS THREAD (http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/6-Tos), read it (especially number 2) and FOLLOW THEM.
5) Until you actually do some good for the server by catching some hackers, dealing with cadebreakers/trollers/spammers, and learn to pick your threads CAREFULLY before posting, you will stay at the level you're at...

That is all for now

[Nemesis]

STFU What.
You are one of the biggest idiots we have on IBIS.

Just so you know, you're not allowed to say "we" as if you're actually accepted here. Your removal is forthcoming. Happy New Year. Hopefully 2013 brings you cancer.

[thecat]

1. Your right about admin chat, I did not know how to use it.
2. I never put happy new year in a vote, I used msay.
3. I already knew everything about the admin GUI, the only thing I did not know was how to make a custom vote.
4. The !who command was not working, so it did not show your status.
5. I do slay assholes that block and extend map times so the map could be completed and start default map votes if people hate the map.
6. Stop making stuff up.

[Carmichal]

1. Your right about admin chat, I did not know how to use it.
2. I never put happy new year in a vote, I used msay.
3. I already knew everything about the admin GUI, the only thing I did not know was how to make a custom vote.
4. The !who command was not working, so it did not show your status.
5. I do slay assholes that block and extend map times so the map could be completed and start default map votes if people hate the map.
6. Stop making stuff up.

Chef is one of the only good people to come from ZM server in a long long time. I suggest you STFU, and take the advise he gives you.

[Sin]

ZM is for faggots.

Simple.

[thecat]

I don't back down when someone badmouths, lies about me.
Neither do you Carmichal.

[maynard]

does anyone do anything but bad mouth you? that's all Ive seen happen.

[thecat]

Well you never play zm so that would make sense.
You are also ignoring about 1 sixth of my posts.

[Bane of Soldiers]

The learning curve for the internetz is too high for you, thecat. Your posts puzzle natural selection.

[maynard]

I read everything on these forums... all I see is 2 threads where people want you banned, and people pming daily asking if we can finally ban you... my point being... have you ever thought, maybe it's not everyone else with the problem? that maybe it's you and the way you handle yourself?

food for thought anyway....

[Carmichal]

I read everything on these forums... all I see is 2 threads where people want you banned, and people pming daily asking if we can finally ban you... my point being... have you ever thought, maybe it's not everyone else with the problem? that maybe it's you and the way you handle yourself?

food for thought anyway....

+1000

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

I just love flame wars cause IBIS isnt IBIS without FLAME WARS!!!! woooooooo :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Let the battle continue!!!



SPAM :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9C4uTEEOJlM

[maynard]

I'm not flaming him.

[thecat]

All aboard the flame train.
Just close this thread.

[maynard]

Just close this thread.

Nope.

[Stan]

Can I join the flame train?
Pretty pretty please?
I WANT FUN!

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

Can I join the flame train?
Pretty pretty please?
I WANT FUN!

No Stan GTFO u r drunk :lmao: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:

[Stan]

i aint drunk yo,
hold my beer and i'll show you
grab my keys too

[What]

Can I join the flame train?
Pretty pretty please?
I WANT FUN!



Sure! May I suggest you ridule his self-glossing for things he certainly hasn't earned? Or how in his sig he quotes his own retarded self? All have yet to be touched on and really need to be adressed

[thecat]

:plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::p lzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plz die::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdi e::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie:
The smileys say it all.
What kind of sig is "Anything is Possible, if it Happens".
That's the dumbest sig on IBIS.

[Carmichal]

:plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::p lzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plz die::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdi e::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie::plzdie:
The smileys say it all.
What kind of sig is "Anything is Possible, if it Happens".
That's the dumbest sig on IBIS.

pretty sure that's far from it mr. goodie two shoes.

[thecat]

Good point I just have that there because of something rapedoller said in game.
I am also a goody two shoo in game on zombie mod.

[Carmichal]

Good point I just have that there because of something rapedoller said in game.
I am also a goody two shoo in game on zombie mod.

You're just a vagina.

[Nemesis]

All aboard the flame train.
Just close this thread.
No. This is my tread and the issue still stands. You have yet to show why you deserve to stay and what exactly you bring to the community, other than the current 11$ a month. Clock's ticking.

[Stan]

You're just a vagina.
lmfao, obvious facts are obvious.

[thecat]

Point 1: All this thread is for at this point is a flame thread for people like What and you.
Point 2: I have made at least 2 good threads and a few good posts. I have also been a good admin.
Point 3: I will not get banned from the forums unless I hack.
Point 4: What have you done for the community.

[brett friggin favre]

Point 1: All this thread is for at this point is a flame thread for people like What and you.
Point 2: I have made at least 2 good threads and a few good posts. I have also been a good admin.
Point 3: I will not get banned from the forums unless I hack.
Point 4: What have you done for the community.

its funny how you complain about this being a flame thread when all you do is perpetuate the flaming.

[What]

its funny how you complain about this being a flame thread when all you do is perpetuate the flaming.

Like gasoline on a flaming bag of dog poop.

[thecat]

I don't necro this thread every fucking day.
Even if I don't post someone like you will just necro the thread.

[Penis シ]

You can't necro a thread that's not dead.

Now, I think you're retarded.

[Carmichal]

You can't necro a thread that's not dead.

Now, I think you're retarded.

lol took you long enough :D

[thecat]

This thread was dead at one point, but then some asshole posted.
It has been long know that I would not be banned from the forums, but that person posted anyway.
So the thread was dead because it was irrelevant.
You should think before you insult.

[Steamer]

You should think before you post.

[What]

This was a dead at one point, but then some asshole posted.
It has been long know that I would not be banned from the forums but, that person posted anyway.
So the thread was dead because it was non irrelevant.
You should think before you insult.

Dear God, what has the english language ever done to you!!

[Assassin]

Dear God, what has the english language ever done to you!!
Probably the same it does to most of the rest of the world. Hardest language in the world.

[thecat]

Crap, I see those typos.
I should prof read more.

[Carmichal]

Crap, I see those typos.
I should prof read more.

You should just think more about what you say. That's much more fitting of your situation.

[thecat]

O.K tell me what is so bad about post 89.
BTW I fixed the typos.

[Carmichal]

Listen, just because one or two post weren't that bad doesn't make everything else okay. You are making excuses for your own actions, and refusing to take responsibility. I have noticed you frequently try to treat others like they are stupid to cover up your own mishaps, and that gets old really quick. This blaming others shit is nothing but a petty attempt to pretend you are not responsible for anything you do. Pretty much all the flack you received here is 100% your own doing. Maynard said it well, maybe the problem isn't everyone else, the problem is you! If you are going to stay here, which I HIGHLY doubt, you need to stop acting like a spoiled brat. Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.

Your excuses is kind of like this. I may of killed 6 million innocent people, but I am for animal rights!

[Rellikdloc]

i guess you guys have nothing better to do than to rant on this kid. i mean cmon he's a kid.. a kid, its obvious of his lack of skills and knowledge of almost everything, hell most kids are, and almost everyone knows this to the point of where its so obvious that it doesnt even need to be stated or go where its gone now with all the insults and bs. really shows lack of character, instead of guiding or helping this kid in the right direction, you so calld adults just terrorize him with insults. and then most of you wonder why these kids, teens and young adults go on killing sprees in schools. not saying that i like this kid but im not gonna sit here let this emotional and verbal harrasment/abuse go uncalled. none of you would tolerate your child being abused like this and you would probably go and do something about it if he/she was. so why do it to this kid??

[brett friggin favre]

i guess you guys have nothing better to do than to rant on this kid. i mean cmon he's a kid.. a kid, its obvious of his lack of skills and knowledge of almost everything, hell most kids are, and almost everyone knows this to the point of where its so obvious that it doesnt even need to be stated or go where its gone now with all the insults and bs. really shows lack of character, instead of guiding or helping this kid in the right direction, you so calld adults just terrorize him with insults. and then most of you wonder why these kids, teens and young adults go on killing sprees in schools. not saying that i like this kid but im not gonna sit here let this emotional and verbal harrasment/abuse go uncalled. none of you would tolerate your child being abused like this and you would probably go and do something about it if he/she was. so why do it to this kid??

well he came into our house, started saying shit, we told him to back off and he gave us lip. we typically give everyone a chance here but if you blow it right off the bat, its your fault. and this guy just doesn't know when to stop.

[Carmichal]

i guess you guys have nothing better to do than to rant on this kid. i mean cmon he's a kid.. a kid, its obvious of his lack of skills and knowledge of almost everything, hell most kids are, and almost everyone knows this to the point of where its so obvious that it doesnt even need to be stated or go where its gone now with all the insults and bs. really shows lack of character, instead of guiding or helping this kid in the right direction, you so calld adults just terrorize him with insults. and then most of you wonder why these kids, teens and young adults go on killing sprees in schools. not saying that i like this kid but im not gonna sit here let this emotional and verbal harrasment/abuse go uncalled. none of you would tolerate your child being abused like this and you would probably go and do something about it if he/she was. so why do it to this kid??

If I had a child who acted like this, I'd let him take it. It'd be good for him to know he can't run hi mouth and get away with it. We are too soft anymore.

[Rellikdloc]

i hear ya's i hear ya, but i think it should only go so far, b4 its gone to far.

[brett friggin favre]

i hear ya's i hear ya, but i think it should only go so far, b4 its gone to far.

stop acting like this is srs bsns. these are the internets.

[Rapedollar$]

I will crush your SOUL!!!!!!

[Nemesis]

Point 2: I have made a few good posts.


A few good posts. Out of 232, a few don't appear to be formed by Hellen-fucking-Keller. You should be proud, I'm sure your parents, if not for abandoning you after the failed abortion, would also be proud.

[What]

I understand what your saying, and I kept my language very tempered at first, I didn't go full Nemisis on him, and the mosy substantial thing I did was correct his awful, awful grammer and spelling. Then he got insulting and I slowly vamped up in turn. Its clear he doesn't understand most of what he is reading or saying, but instead of admitting that, and asking for help or consideration he lashes out. He needs to learn, and he is, just takes time.

[thecat]

Wrong all you did was flame.