Hello, this is shook.

[shook.]

"Fuck you."



EDIT:
I would like to clarify my intention of this post. This was just a joke, which was presumptuous of me to put on here, and expect that to be translated well via the internet. As you can read in the comments below, some other people got equally as presumptuous, and some issues were formed. I only kept the original message up to signify how two simple words, could disrupt the days of certain individuals. I play Zombie Mod, and the new GG FFA servers primarily. If you have played with me before, you will know I am a pretty respectable player, who jokes around a lot, but knows when to take things serious. If we see each other in-game, don't be afraid to say "Hello!", despite what you may have eluded to in this post, and if there is anything else you would like to know, feel free to ask.

[Bchhog]

Nice to meet you to shook lol.

[phil.™]

Your language is quite offensive!
Welcome to the forums shook.

[SCRIBBLE]

Hello and welcome.

[What]

mhmm zombie mod, that seems about right

[Carmichal]

mhmm zombie mod, that seems about right
nail on the head kid.

[Erdenay]

Yup, zombie mod community seems like the best place for him.

[Patmonster]

Fuck you.

I don't like you.

Welcome.

[shook.]

mhmm zombie mod, that seems about right

I guess since you felt entitled, I should make asinine prejudgments as well.
But instead of making it on something inanely absurd, like which mod I choose to play on in your servers, or the state of maturity for your imaginary group system based on people in general rather than individuals; I would make it on your inclination toward idiocy.

"Fuck you" was a light joke, I am glad you took it otherwise.

[What]

Lulz

Clearly you have not been here long

Man, children be bitching.

[Patmonster]

I guess since you felt entitled, I should make asinine prejudgments as well.
But instead of making it on something inanely absurd, like which mod I choose to play on in your servers, or the state of maturity for your imaginary group system based on people in general rather than individuals; I would make it on your inclination toward idiocy.

"Fuck you" was a light joke, I am glad you took it otherwise.

Lmao. Really? Get that giant red dildo out of your ass :icon_mrgreen:
Even the women that play here aren't this bitchy.

[shook.]

Lulz

Clearly you have not been here long

Man, children be bitching.

lol, you are socially inept.

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Lmao. Really? Get that giant red dildo out of your ass :icon_mrgreen:
Even our women that play here aren't this bitchy.

I imagine you always assume the role of "the sidekick".

[jwtemp]

Is this a 'welcome' thread or a Goddamn middle school dance? Jesus fucking Christ.

I would say welcome, but you seem like a rather large douche. 'Fuck you' as your opening line is a light joke? Way to get taken seriously. Oh, and the profile pic obscuring your face but showing off what I can only assume are some of the most bad ass tattoos to EVER grace anyone's skin really adds to your credibility as well.

I usually like when people join us on the forums, but the bots have more flair than this guy.

Also, LOL at attributing any kind of IBIS server ownership to What. :lmao:

[shook.]

Is this a 'welcome' thread or a Goddamn middle school dance? Jesus fucking Christ.

I would say welcome, but you seem like a rather large douche. 'Fuck you' as your opening line is a light joke? Way to get taken seriously. Oh, and the profile pic obscuring your face but showing off what I can only assume are some of the most bad ass tattoos to EVER grace anyone's skin really adds to your credibility as well.

I usually like when people join us on the forums, but the bots have more flair than this guy.

Also, LOL at attributing any kind of IBIS server ownership to What. :lmao:

Apparently someone is not having a very good Friday. Regardless of your opinion of me based on a mere few sentences, I will still sleep at night. I am not offended by your insults, nor am I doubting the fact that you probably high-fived yourself at least twice when writing that, but I understand your intention. You don't know me, you know the others, I don't play GG or WCS, because I am too busy being super immature, and childish in zombie mod. Look man, I understand. I get it!

Just to clarify on the attributing ownership to What comment, that was not what I was implying, that also seemed to be lost on you. I was merely stating that as an admin, you are a representative of this community, and the servers; the ones who have to set the example in order to earn respect, so a community can thrive and contribute to the populace of "your" servers. Which p.s. you guys are doing a bang up job on.

Also, on the "taken seriously" comment. Some people don't want to be taken seriously in a video-gaming community, believe it or not. I am here to have fun, nothing more. If someone being laid back in a video game upsets you that much that you have to critique what they put on their bodies, then there is nothing left for me to do but feel sorry for you. It's not my fault your mom doesn't let you get tattoos.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to take a picture of my inner-thigh tattoo of a Tasmanian Devil riding a dune buggie. That is actually the tattoo you were referring to, when you said "the most bad ass tattoos to EVER grace anyone's skin".

[Patmonster]

Not even going to grant you the satisfaction of reading your over edited wall of text.

[shook.]

Not even going to grant you the satisfaction of reading your over edited wall of text.

I appreciate that.

[Bchhog]

Now if you will excuse me, I have to take a picture of my inner-thigh tattoo of a Tasmanian Devil riding a dune buggie. That is actually the tattoo you were referring to, when you said "the most bad ass tattoos to EVER grace anyone's skin".

That sounds pretty badass =p.

[jimmay]

Fuck the critics.

Glad to have you in ZM shook.

[What]

Hey he has angst, which intrinsically makes him correct about the world man, don't judge people you haven't meant, i mean come on, now if you excuse me i have to go dress in black and look brooding so i can be angry at those who think i look like a douche.

[jwtemp]

LOL. Enjoy zombie mod.

[shook.]

Hey he has angst, which intrinsically makes him correct about the world man, don't judge people you haven't meant, i mean come on, now if you excuse me i have to go dress in black and look brooding so i can be angry at those who think i look like a douche.

You should start a class at a community college, called Intro to Insults, it would of course be a beginner's course, but you could example the fundamentals of your rudimentary insults.

p.s:
I have been looking to invest in more black clothing.

[Patmonster]

Why are you so serious about the insults? haha.
So you can be SUPRSERIUS about the interwebz insults but we can't be serious about our game?
Not sure what's worse :plzdie:

[shook.]

Fuck the critics.

Glad to have you in ZM shook.

Glad to have you as well, Jimmay. I will not apologize for defending myself against, what appears to be the lowest common denominator of ibis gaming.

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Why are you so serious about the insults? haha.
So you can be SUPRSERIUS about the interwebz insults but we can't be serious about our game?
Not sure what's worse :plzdie:

"Not even going to grant you the satisfaction of reading your over edited wall of text."

Show some conviction, man.

[Patmonster]

I lack conviction, but you still are being way to serious for wanting a laid back gaming experience.
I hope you act better before you come into GG. Enjoy your stay.

[What]

It speaks volumes that you think I am trying to insult you when I have only stated facts. Don't worry son, it gets better, at least, couldn't get any worse for you.

[shook.]

It speaks volumes that you think I am trying to insult you when I have only stated facts. Don't worry son, it gets better, at least, couldn't get any worse for you.

This coming from the gentleman who has based a subjective analysis on someone just because they play a different game mode from the same base-game, on YOUR community servers. At this point, you're just laughable. You have a flawed perception of reality, but trust me, that will actually change with time.

[What]

Lulz, fail troll is fail. Gonna need more than a highschool psych class and a mr. rogers episode before you understand the world. Now go play with some legos and revel in the last moments of your childhood, cause the world is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks.

[shook.]

Lulz, fail troll is fail. Gonna need more than a highschool psych class and a mr. rogers episode before you understand the world. Now go play with some legos and revel in the last moments of your childhood, cause the world is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks.

Again, you choose to represent yourself as ridiculous as possible. I'm trying to throw you a bone, and you're chewing on sand.

Generally, if I read something from someone who doesn't dictate the way I live my life, I skim past what they have to say, and I move on. You chose to do otherwise, you allowed some "douche" to directly affect you so much, that you instigated a reaction with a simpleton remark. Now, you are hanging on every word I say, and use the fact that your steam buddies were equally as affected by said person as a crutch to continue to spew your buffoonery.

"Lulz, fail troll is fail." Are you running out of things to say?

[What]

1: your last posted repeated what i said about you, so good work there boy.

2: How emo can one teenager be???? Lets post the most emo pick of myself I can muster, than leave an insult as my mark, then when it elicits a reaction I can get all high and mighty about how you don't know me. Well, unfortunately I do. See all the time with kids. You were made fun of and insulted in middle school, so you chose to separate yourself from them in the most visible way possible, then when someone else comments on how your anti-social behavior is odd and you look and sound like a douche, you can get all preachy about how looks dont matter and you can't judge a book by its cover. Put down the latest Twilight book, accept your many shortcomings and grow as a person.

3: My zmod thing was spot on, maybe if you actually hang around a bit more than getting banned for griefing in server, you'd see that. Nice try though.

4: I don't know patmonster, never played with him, never talked with him. But nice display of a paranoid victim's complex where everyone is out to get you.

5:pssh boy, damn.

[brett friggin favre]

referring to the OP:

this is the section titled "Introductions". this is where people introduce themselves, maybe say a bit about who they are and such. this is not the section for "Light jokes that nobody gets".







that would be the ZM section. bitching goes there too, as do flame wars.

[Bchhog]

Been reading this thread for awhile its quite the show lol. As for your comment brett, light jokes are a good way to show your a laid back person and to spot those who are to serious. Maybe if we could get past it and ask more about him instead of arguing over who is the bigger piece of trash or who see's the world for how it is we could get to know him more :).

[brett friggin favre]

As for your comment brett, light jokes are a good way to show your a laid back person and to spot those who are to serious.

that's why i made a light joke but shhhhh, let's keep it between us.

[Bchhog]

that's why i made a light joke but shhhhh, let's keep it between us.

Ok :)

[shook.]

1: your last posted repeated what i said about you, so good work there boy.

2: How emo can one teenager be???? Lets post the most emo pick of myself I can muster, than leave an insult as my mark, then when it elicits a reaction I can get all high and mighty about how you don't know me. Well, unfortunately I do. See all the time with kids. You were made fun of and insulted in middle school, so you chose to separate yourself from them in the most visible way possible, then when someone else comments on how your anti-social behavior is odd and you look and sound like a douche, you can get all preachy about how looks dont matter and you can't judge a book by its cover. Put down the latest Twilight book, accept your many shortcomings and grow as a person.

3: My zmod thing was spot on, maybe if you actually hang around a bit more than getting banned for griefing in server, you'd see that. Nice try though.

4: I don't know patmonster, never played with him, never talked with him. But nice display of a paranoid victim's complex where everyone is out to get you.

5:pssh boy, damn.

I would like to direct you to the original poster of this thread, that would be me. I do not know you like we both had made evidently clear, but I would also like to direct you to the first "troll" comment, that would be you. I did not recycle your retort, I stated facts, whereas you just bullshitted yourself into a corner, and said what I already knew about you. You're trying to justify your own actions with hypocrisy. Not knowing Pat doesn't negate the fact that JWtemp appears to be your go-to for stealing insults. Don't believe me, use those looking-balls and read above. Now, you have the audacity to mention my psychological analysis of you, with "Gonna need more than a highschool psych class and a mr. rogers episode before you understand the world.", and in your very next response, you commit the same infraction you're trying to criticize me for. Are you that oblivious to your own actions? Looks like you watched that episode of Mr. Rogers.

That is some amount of arrogance you have, that you think your outlook on a perfect stranger outweighs mine, because we disagree on each other's actions. I play ZM, never met you, people I play ZM with know my sense of humor, and would understand the intention of this post. This was for them, not for you to weasel your way into something, you apparently never wanted to be involved in. I merely defended myself. You are a walking contradiction, and narcissistic, there's my professional diagnosis. I am also pretty sure that your in-depth analysis of me above, was so well-written and detailed, it could only be mustered up from personal experience. With that said, I almost want to give you a hug.


p.s:
Moving from your bedroom upstairs, and into your parent's basement is not considered "moving out".

[jwtemp]

Been reading this thread for awhile its quite the show lol. As for your comment brett, light jokes are a good way to show your a laid back person and to spot those who are to serious. Maybe if we could get past it and ask more about him instead of arguing over who is the bigger piece of trash or who see's the world for how it is we could get to know him more .

Introducing yourself on a public forum on which you are new and no one knows you by saying 'Fuck you.' is the equivalent of buying a house and introducing yourself to your neighbors by dropping trow and shitting on your neighbor's lawn. Haha, that's so hilarious! You immediately insulted me before even saying hi, let's be friends! I can't imagine at this point anyone is interested in anything this guy has to say since all he's done is condescend and preach about how uncouth we are and how superior he is.

His initial post, combined with his reaction to What when all What basically said was 'zm lol' and then subsequent verbal diarrhea are what caused me to all but dismiss him. Then he kept on. And on. And on some more. And now here we are, four pages of posts later, and I think it's pretty clear the caliber of character shook is bringing to the table at this point.

Clearly, he knows we're 'the worst IBIS has to offer.' He's been here a day!

[Bchhog]

Introducing yourself on a public forum on which you are new and no one knows you by saying 'Fuck you.' is the equivalent of buying a house and introducing yourself to your neighbors by dropping trow and shitting on your neighbor's lawn. Haha, that's so hilarious! You immediately insulted me before even saying hi, let's be friends! I can't imagine at this point anyone is interested in anything this guy has to say since all he's done is condescend and preach about how uncouth we are and how superior he is.

His initial post, combined with his reaction to What when all What basically said was 'zm lol' and then subsequent verbal diarrhea are what caused me to all but dismiss him. Then he kept on. And on. And on some more. And now here we are, four pages of posts later, and I think it's pretty clear the caliber of character shook is bringing to the table at this point.

Clearly, he knows we're 'the worst IBIS has to offer.' He's been here a day!

It was only 2 words and it wasn't even directed at anyone lol. As for shitting on your neighbors lawn that would be hilarious to see there reaction xD lol. All i see is him defending himself and partially those of the zm. Not everyone who plays Zm are total pricks even though it's full of them and trolls. And as for his character it takes more than 4 pages of a thread to learn about someone so much to know there character, least in my opinion.

[shook.]

referring to the OP:

this is the section titled "Introductions". this is where people introduce themselves, maybe say a bit about who they are and such. this is not the section for "Light jokes that nobody gets".







that would be the ZM section. bitching goes there too, as do flame wars.


I understand what you are saying, Brett, and I can see how my post could have been misconstrued, but the intent was not there, and for that I won't apologize. If someone would have sent me a response, and asked me a bit about myself, and told me "maybe you should change what you said", I would have obliged them. Instead I got a stream of responses from people who think progressing in life is playing GG over Zombie Mod.

[Patmonster]

Introducing yourself on a public forum on which you are new and no one knows you by saying 'Fuck you.' is the equivalent of buying a house and introducing yourself to your neighbors by dropping trow and shitting on your neighbor's lawn. Haha, that's so hilarious! You immediately insulted me before even saying hi, let's be friends! I can't imagine at this point anyone is interested in anything this guy has to say since all he's done is condescend and preach about how uncouth we are and how superior he is.

His initial post, combined with his reaction to What when all What basically said was 'zm lol' and then subsequent verbal diarrhea are what caused me to all but dismiss him. Then he kept on. And on. And on some more. And now here we are, four pages of posts later, and I think it's pretty clear the caliber of character shook is bringing to the table at this point.

Clearly, he knows we're 'the worst IBIS has to offer.' He's been here a day!

I'm thinking that if ALL of us think so poorly of him and only he thinks we are the worst then by popular opinion, he doesn't belong.

Maybe you should just realise that your sense of humor is not appreciated here. Since you came to OOOUURRRR forums to be friends with us. Maybe you can recover yourself by just saying you were wrong for pretty much throwing a bag of burning shit at our door step(fuck you) and trying to play in our other servers and get to know our other admins.

For the record I have never played with What, I just enjoy his company on the forums.

[shook.]

Introducing yourself on a public forum on which you are new and no one knows you by saying 'Fuck you.' is the equivalent of buying a house and introducing yourself to your neighbors by dropping trow and shitting on your neighbor's lawn. Haha, that's so hilarious! You immediately insulted me before even saying hi, let's be friends! I can't imagine at this point anyone is interested in anything this guy has to say since all he's done is condescend and preach about how uncouth we are and how superior he is.

His initial post, combined with his reaction to What when all What basically said was 'zm lol' and then subsequent verbal diarrhea are what caused me to all but dismiss him. Then he kept on. And on. And on some more. And now here we are, four pages of posts later, and I think it's pretty clear the caliber of character shook is bringing to the table at this point.

Clearly, he knows we're 'the worst IBIS has to offer.' He's been here a day!


I have joined the forums today, I have been in the community for quite a while.

Speaking of "verbal diarrhea", and going on tangents. Here you are again, another person who likes to delve into hypocritical behavior. Didn't you tell me to "enjoy zmod" a few pages back? Yet here you are again, an hour or so later, with something else to say. You seem to be the type of person who probably gives really good advice, but doesn't follow through with the same actions. Those type of people are not worthy of respect, and essentially their word means nothing. I don't care if those types of people don't want to be my friend, or respect me back. My character is not on the line, you're a missed internet payment away from disappearing from my life, so your view, rather "idea" of me is moot. So let's not be friends, you don't seem like you would be very fun.

[What]

LOLZ so many, many lolz.

Lets also try this since you clearly have the intellect of a Mcdonalds Janitor Trainee,

JWtemp, same as Patmonster, no idea who he is, only seen him on forums, never interacted with him elsewhere.

As childish as you are, an as much as you lack all originality in your posts, and attempts at insults by attempting to reword I say is fun to read, its now boring. You are an idiot, and its not fun making fun of those who can't grasp how foolish they are. Enjoy ZM, and when you grow up maybe you will understand boy, as for now, repeating what your guidance counselor told you so you wouldn't try and off yourself is not a valid response.

PS: Real life ain't a perfect narrative like those self help and motivational books make it seem like, you are torching bridges left and right, and your "humor" in zmod has result in people posting ban threads for your dickish behavior. So yeah, pretend your cool and well liked cause your an ass, see how far that gets you, judging from what I've seen, your greatest life accomplishment will be senior Barrista at Starbucks.

Ciao, some people actually have a life.

[brett friggin favre]

shook, do you have $11 laying around? i promise you...the best way to piss these people off would be to buy admin. seriously. they will HAAAAATE it.

[Bchhog]

shook, do you have $11 laying around? i promise you...the best way to piss these people off would be to buy admin. seriously. they will HAAAAATE it.

He wouldn't be a bad admin lol.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

He wouldn't be a bad admin lol.

you lost your rights to make comments like this with the hallwagner thread.

[shook.]

Ciao, some people actually have a life.

Go on, live your life. From what I gathered since "meeting" you, I imagine that life is just going to lead to another forum thread.

[Bchhog]

you lost your rights to make comments like this with the hallwagner thread.

Didn't know rights to comment could be taken away on here for expressing my opinion :p. And who's to say he wouldn't be, you can't judge a book by only its title and prologue.

Edit: I'm half-heartedly joking so don't take it for an election vote for him to be the next admin.

[shook.]

shook, do you have $11 laying around? i promise you...the best way to piss these people off would be to buy admin. seriously. they will HAAAAATE it.

Of course I have $11, I have a very lucrative job as a janitor in training at McDonalds, with a potential future at Starbucks *fingers crossed*

[Bane of Soldiers]

Didn't know rights to comment could be taken away on here for expressing my opinion :p. And who's to say he wouldn't be, you can't judge a book by only its title and prologue.

Edit: I'm half-heartedly joking so don't take it for an election vote for him to be the next admin.
I can't tell to what extent that you are aware of the fagner's history here :smirk:


Honestly, when I used to play, I never liked shook and kept an eye on him whenever I gave a fuck. I jokingly bash myself and ZM all the time too. But to spawn 5 pages of useless, arbitrary bickering in an intro thread... seriously, piss off. Welcome to the forums shook.

[Carmichal]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY you guys!!!

I sometimes like to post crude things on the internet and call them jokes, but when someone says I'm a total douche I suddenly have feeeeeeeeeeeelings...

Okay dude, you can pretend to take the higher ground all you want but we still can tell you are butt hurt.

Take a chill pill for real, cause you're making me miss the cat.

I have played with you didn't think you were too horrible. However now you are just acting like an idiot now.

Also, WE WANT GIMP BOT!!!

[shook.]

I can't tell to what extent that you are aware of the fagner's history here :smirk:


Honestly, when I used to play, I never liked shook and kept an eye on him whenever I gave a fuck. I jokingly bash myself and ZM all the time too. But to spawn 5 pages of useless, arbitrary bickering in an intro thread... seriously, piss off. Welcome to the forums shook.

I am glad you remember me, sorry I can't return the favor.

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY you guys!!!

I sometimes like to post crude things on the internet and call them jokes, but when someone says I'm a total douche I suddenly have feeeeeeeeeeeelings...

Okay dude, you can pretend to take the higher ground all you want but we still can tell you are butt hurt.

Take a chill pill for real, cause you're making me miss the cat.

I have played with you didn't think you were too horrible. However now you are just acting like an idiot now.

Also, WE WANT GIMP BOT!!!

For a group of people who want to move past this, it seems a bit retarded (for lack of better words) that you feel obligated to continue to add nonsensical rants to the mix. Congratulations, you bring nothing to the table.

It was just two words gentlemen. I know it ruined many of your days, but there is a world outside of these forums, and it is now time to get over it, like you think I should.

[SCRIBBLE]

You all got worked by the new guy.

[Bchhog]

I can't tell to what extent that you are aware of the fagner's history here :smirk:

I can't say i know everything that went down. But i've read several threads on admin abuse and perm ban's about Bruce, aka hallwagner. As well as asked people about what all he did. True back then his sense of humor wasn't favored and he was a douche when he felt like it. But people change everyday, he came back with another account and chose not to cause trouble just play on the servers.

If he hadn't of trusted someone to keep his account a secret he'd still be playing with few problems from everyone. Also it's about time to let this introduction thread die, it was fun for a day but it's getting old the way people want to discuss arbitrary things.

[Erdenay]

Can we just close the thread, please? It serves literally no purpose whatsoever and has went off-topic quite a lot.

[jwtemp]

L1BDM1oBRJ8

[Omegxkid]

Oh for the love of god and all that is holy... Shooook you are here for all of 5 min and all ready u have started flame war (this should be fun), Welcome bro and we are glad to have you join in on the fun. P.s when you are on gungame or WCS kick most of the flamers in the nuts and they will back down :plzdie:

[Nemesis]

Who does this cunt-lipped cum sponge think he is? ZMOD? oh, well that makes sense, pretty much the norm over there. Should fit in nicely with his fellow special needs monkeys like thecat.

I think new guy should buy admin, hat would be funny...

[shook.]

Who does this cunt-lipped cum sponge think he is? ZMOD? oh, well that makes sense, pretty much the norm over there. Should fit in nicely with his fellow special needs monkeys like thecat.

I think new guy should buy admin, hat would be funny...

The real kicker is, a lot of the behavioral flaws you see others commit in "Z-MOD" has been exacted by those who oppose the server on the forums.

If I were to purchase admin, I would insist it only be in the GG, WCS servers.