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[Kaliber]

Is there a way I can donate to the server and receive levels on the warcraft server?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

no.

5char

[Kaliber]

well that blows, i just wanna catch up to everyone else playing

[acolyte_to_jippity]

then play!

PLAY!!!!!! earn your stripes with the rest of them. read the tomes, shoot the enemies. watch out for grues.

[What]

Just pew pew the bad guys and you is getz levels!

[Wolfenstinger]

Shoot me in the face. Everyone's done it at some point. And when you do, say "FUCK YOU WOLF, STAY DEAD YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!" or something along those lines / worse. Because thats how much I'm loved.


:spin:

[ZERO]

You might want to donate and get admin or reserved slot so you can never get kicked while playing. This way your assured that you can always get in the server and level :wtg:

Also keep in mind that these servers are 100% funded by the community.

[i2o4]

Shoot me in the face. And when you do, say "FUCK YOU WOLF, STAY DEAD YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!"

This. Repeatedly. Don't worry if it doesn't feel that heartfelt the first few times you yell profanities at a wolfenstinger, because it will become natural over time. Due to the way the game engine was programmed, the same pecularities of Valve's virtual physics that allow players to run ten times as fast if they jump when they touch the ground and strafe from side to side (i.e. bunny hopping) will cause a wolfenstinger to be preferentially revived or respawned by teammates. If you and a friend are playng a two-on-two against a wolfenstinger and a level 1 reviver, it's basically at least a two-on-five because you''ll have to kill the wolfenstinger about 4 times per round.

It's a good idea to camp the dead bodies of wolfenstingers because they have the uncanny habit of returning to life as many times as necessary to kill you. Revivals typically happen within 2-8 seconds after death at the spot of death. The most successful tactic is to empty a few clips into the dead body of a wolfenstinger, making sure to mix it up with the occasional flashbang or smoke grenade tossed to keep the corpse guessing. But even that is no guarantee against a wolfenstinger, which can die as a succubus hunter and then revive as a shadow hunter two seconds later to rape everyone camping its body, or scroll as a vagalion and thrust a knife into your back before you can even finish typing "FUCK YOU WOLF, STAY DEAD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" And don't believe for a second that wolfenstingers are limited to two scrolls per life either, just because the MSRP on scrolls is $7500. Wolfenstingers have close ties to the WCS black market, where scrolls can be bought for a grand and change. And if you ever see a wolfenstinger of the OP genocide whore strain, don't even bother trying to kill it because it's GG--a genocide wolfenstinger can basically revive itself in advance whenever it wants to, wherever it wants to, and it won't stop coming back for you until you're dead. The sheer number and diversity of methods of revival available to a wolfenstinger mean you never know what to expect, other than eventual death.

After playing against wolfenstingers for a while and seeing just how easily an 8 inch blade cuts through the human spinal cord, you may develop a real-life paranoia of open spaces and white puffy clouds. This condition must be treated immediately and aggressively and immediately, or else it will deteriorate into an invariably fatal mental disorder called "wolfenstung," which is characterized by indicators that are decidedly rat-like: walking along walls and fences to minimize feelings of insecurity, sleeping only in sheltered areas such as closets and caves, and a dramatic elongation of the tail bone. Wolfenstung actually feeds on the host after irreversibly taking over the host's psyche, making him fear stepping outside so much that becomes incapable of seeking treatment at a hospital. By the time you finally notice that all your teeth except the 4 central incisors have curiously fallen out and your hair has greyed to the shade of a lab rat, it's too late. You're not your human self anymore. You've been internally--and to a lesser extent, externally--transformed into a rodent. The disease and its manifestations kill 80% of patients within six months after the initial diagnosis. The other 20% opt to end their misery sooner by committing suicide.

[Wolfenstinger]

dat necro.

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and after reading it all though... wtf?

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and after reading it all though... wtf?

[i2o4]

ROFL omg the crazy shit I write when I'm as baked as a porcelain bathtub

[theflyincupcake]

This. Repeatedly. Don't worry if it doesn't feel that heartfelt the first few times you yell profanities at a wolfenstinger, because it will become natural over time. Due to the way the game engine was programmed, the same pecularities of Valve's virtual physics that allow players to run ten times as fast if they jump when they touch the ground and strafe from side to side (i.e. bunny hopping) will cause a wolfenstinger to be preferentially revived or respawned by teammates. If you and a friend are playng a two-on-two against a wolfenstinger and a level 1 reviver, it's basically at least a two-on-five because you''ll have to kill the wolfenstinger about 4 times per round.

It's a good idea to camp the dead bodies of wolfenstingers because they have the uncanny habit of returning to life as many times as necessary to kill you. Revivals typically happen within 2-8 seconds after death at the spot of death. The most successful tactic is to empty a few clips into the dead body of a wolfenstinger, making sure to mix it up with the occasional flashbang or smoke grenade tossed to keep the corpse guessing. But even that is no guarantee against a wolfenstinger, which can die as a succubus hunter and then revive as a shadow hunter two seconds later to rape everyone camping its body, or scroll as a vagalion and thrust a knife into your back before you can even finish typing "FUCK YOU WOLF, STAY DEAD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" And don't believe for a second that wolfenstingers are limited to two scrolls per life either, just because the MSRP on scrolls is $7500. Wolfenstingers have close ties to the WCS black market, where scrolls can be bought for a grand and change. And if you ever see a wolfenstinger of the OP genocide whore strain, don't even bother trying to kill it because it's GG--a genocide wolfenstinger can basically revive itself in advance whenever it wants to, wherever it wants to, and it won't stop coming back for you until you're dead. The sheer number and diversity of methods of revival available to a wolfenstinger mean you never know what to expect, other than eventual death.

After playing against wolfenstingers for a while and seeing just how easily an 8 inch blade cuts through the human spinal cord, you may develop a real-life paranoia of open spaces and white puffy clouds. This condition must be treated immediately and aggressively and immediately, or else it will deteriorate into an invariably fatal mental disorder called "wolfenstung," which is characterized by indicators that are decidedly rat-like: walking along walls and fences to minimize feelings of insecurity, sleeping only in sheltered areas such as closets and caves, and a dramatic elongation of the tail bone. Wolfenstung actually feeds on the host after irreversibly taking over the host's psyche, making him fear stepping outside so much that becomes incapable of seeking treatment at a hospital. By the time you finally notice that all your teeth except the 4 central incisors have curiously fallen out and your hair has greyed to the shade of a lab rat, it's too late. You're not your human self anymore. You've been internally--and to a lesser extent, externally--transformed into a rodent. The disease and its manifestations kill 80% of patients within six months after the initial diagnosis. The other 20% opt to end their misery sooner by committing suicide.


this was beautiful.

[Carmichal]

necro