Crumple or Fold

[Rage]

Biggest debate in the world...

You don't truly know someone until you know how they wipe their ass.

[CYBER]

Biggest debate in the world...

You don't truly know someone until you know how they wipe their ass.

not gonna answer what my mexican ass likes other than a donkey glued to it, but i do have to ask:

http://i.qkme.me/3uogsy.jpg

[Chikun]

What the fuck is "Corn Cob"?

And who's to say I don't just shower after a shit?

[jwtemp]

Fold. Crumpling is for five year olds. So inefficient.

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[SCRIBBLE]

none of the above
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[jwtemp]

GAH. Why the fuck did I click that. :*(

[brett friggin favre]

see quote in my sig. i answered for carm.

[What]

30 Grit.

[Chikun]

see quote in my sig. i answered for carm.

So you use your bare hand?

Also, what is Corn Cob?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Toss.

[XX0wnsXY]

if you crumple when you wipe, you certainly have some doo doo fingers.

[Rage]

Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Toss.

NONE OF THAT YOU HEAR ME! You fold, wipe, toss. repeat as nesccessary

My job relies on all of you wasting as much wood related products as possible. SO don't let your fellow CSS player down! Write on only 1 side of the paper.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

NONE OF THAT YOU HEAR ME! You fold, wipe, toss. repeat as nesccessary

My job relies on all of you wasting as much wood related products as possible. SO don't let your fellow CSS player down! Write on only 1 side of the paper.

I am so elegant in my ass wiping i can fold a paper in half 3 times with one hand, why waste!

[SCRIBBLE]

i do not like to waste trees so i wipe my ass with a kindle

[Rage]

pfft waste tree's. renewable resource people.

Anyways who is the rich fancy fuck who has a baday?

Also my method is this.
Paper in the Holder
Pull out roughly 8 sheets of toilet paper. Fold it onto itself 3 times. Leaves me with a perfect square to wipe with, and very very little chance for poo fingers. Repeat as necessary.
Roll just sitting there
Hold end, and wrap paper around my hand 5 times. Repeat as necessary.

NOW THIS IS A GOOD DEBATE!

http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/toilet-paper-roll-debate.jpg

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

pfft waste tree's. renewable resource people.

Anyways who is the rich fancy fuck who has a baday?

Also my method is this.
Paper in the Holder
Pull out roughly 8 sheets of toilet paper. Fold it onto itself 3 times. Leaves me with a perfect square to wipe with, and very very little chance for poo fingers. Repeat as necessary.
Roll just sitting there
Hold end, and wrap paper around my hand 5 times. Repeat as necessary.

NOW THIS IS A GOOD DEBATE!

http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/toilet-paper-roll-debate.jpg

Obviously you go with choice B.

[Chikun]

What the fuck is Corn Cob you faggot?!?!?!?

[brett friggin favre]

b. there's no debate.

[maynard]

b. there's no debate.

this. If you do A... you're fucking retarded... and probably adopted.

[B1ackOut]

What the fuck is Corn Cob you faggot?!?!?!?
Before there was proper toilet paper people in the country used a corn cob hanging on a string.

[maynard]

Before there was proper toilet paper people in the country used a corn cob hanging on a string.

lmfao

[Chikun]

Fuck it, I'm voting corn cob then.

Also, voting A because my sisters cats are assholes.

[What]

Corncob, the Ol' Pioneer poop dildo.

[Rage]

Obvious choice is B... but for individuals with cats.... option A stands valid ground.

[Tickle Me Emo]

B and if you have a cat close the bathroom door. A is terrible, and also bad.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

even people with cats, option A is disgusting. Think of it like this, dust, germs and piss particles fall onto the outside layer of the payer. If you use option B you are folding over the outside layer and making contact with the clean inside layer. If you use option A, it is the opposite. Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.

[What]

even people with cats, option A is disgusting. Think of it like this, dust, germs and piss particles fall onto the outside layer of the payer. If you use option B you are folding over the outside layer and making contact with the clean inside layer. If you use option A, it is the opposite. Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.

You sir need to aim better.

[Chikun]

Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.

You should stop wiping your vagina before wiping your ass and you won't have that problem.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

You sir need to aim better.
Splash back is inevitable no matter how well you aim.


You should stop wiping your vagina before wiping your ass and you won't have that problem.
You reserve no right to participate in the great debate. You openly admitted you prefer sticking corn cobs up your ass.

[Chikun]

You reserve no right to participate in the great debate. You openly admitted you prefer sticking corn cobs up your ass.

The Way of the Cob is vastly superior and more eco-friendly.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

The Way of the Cob is vastly superior and more eco-friendly.
I can imagine it being "rugged."

[Chikun]

I can imagine it being "rugged."

Ribbed for your pleasure.