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Archer
06-25-2013, 02:22 PM
Hey mates, hailing from Aussie here!

Name's Renzo in real life (it's Italian LOL) -- but you can just call me Archer in-game. I've been in a few zombie escape communities before namely FireWall, ICannt and the disaster-stricken Omega ZE servers, creating a pretty ugly reputation on the former 2 due to my age back then (12 and 13 respectively). All that's behind me now though, so don't worry about me being a dick on the server (unless I want to mwahaha >:D) ...... jk. I stumbled upon your server when I decided to revisit the old days of playing CS:S after recently getting a new Fibre connection in my home (F*** yeah! High-speed porn ftw) and I've met really fun blokes in there and decided to stay. Cool right? :D

So anyways, a bit about myself. I'm born in '97 which means I'm turning 16 this coming November. I was born in Melbourne but moved to New Jersey at 4 (witnessed the WTC collapse :O) and then just a few weeks ago I moved back to square one. My school life? Well my elementary school days weren't the brightest, really. Always was the bottom-feeder in the class. When I got my Xbox (the original one) confiscated 'cuz of my terrible addiction to Halo 2, I somehow became the nerdiest S.O.B in the school. Now I'm a top performer in my class and level and proud of it, mainly 'cuz I'm a certified math tutor that earned me a few hundred bucks the last few months but I'm not sure if I wanna continue the job here in Ozzie. Always bullied and picked on in school 'cuz of my uncanny resemblance to a Filipino... sucks to have both parents not being white but any more details and I might become the most racist piece of brown in this forums so Ima stop there. :)

Relationships? Hmm, I've had only one girlfriend in my life so far and it didn't turn out so good and we had to break up after just a month and a half, but we're still good friends. I got dissed by three other girls after that, so I'm pretty much an epic failure in that aspect. I'm a really fun loving kid though, and it usually takes a planet-mass (<-- nerd) of crap to piss me off. I do talk on the mic a lot in-game, 'cuz why not right? Nothin' better than some humorous commentary while waiting for the round to end in your impenetrable cade.

My personal life isn't so great - had my ups and down and not the mild kind. My mom lost her life saving my sister from drowning at a desolated beach and ever since, things have gone downhill for me. My parents were divorced spiritually but the legal documents never pulled through so my dad eventually had to take over the house where originally only me, my sis and mom lived in. Her death caused a spiral of financial mishaps and things have started to fall apart such as our eviction from our house in New Jersey and my dad lost his job forcing us to start out lives anew back in the good 'ol country. Things aren't as bad now as they were back then and I deeply appreciate the Lord Divine (yes I'm religious) for the miracles.

On to my interests then, moving away from that depressive paragraph. For games, I usually like Sci-fi shooters such as Dead Space, Left 4 Dead etc. but I'm an avid fan of the Halo and Grand Theft Auto series. I'm also a casual fan of sim games such as The Sims and Flight Simulator (yeah I'm a pilot but I'll get to that later). I don't have a definitive preference for music but I mainly listen to Pop-Rock so you can include bands like All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, The Click Five, The Script etc. I also have a taste for certain Punk and Hard Rock bands, mainly Bon Jovi, blink-182, All-American Rejects, Green Day, Sum 41 etc. Not much of a fan of modern techno though. For movies, it's pretty simple. If I like it, I watch.

So on to my hobbies I guess. When I'm not on my computer, I'm usually out Gymming with my buddies Melvin and Scott. I also play a lot of basketball - I picked up the sport late last year and have developed an avid interest for it. In general, I just like going outdoors when I feel like it. The fresh air has some kind of kick in it, unlike the hazardous environment in my room (HAHA). I'm also a Junior Pilot and have flown a Cessna 172 single engine plane before, under the supervision of a professional. Back in NJ I took a course affiliated with my school that taught us how to be pilots. So now, what I usually like to do is whip out my joystick controller and do some rounds on the Flight Simulator. Pretty cool, huh? ;)

For my personality, I'm a pretty wild kid. I've been drunk a lot of times and have gone partying for a good amount of times too. Me and my mates used to do pranks in public but the videos of em are back in NJ. I do like to flirt despite my failed attempts at a proper relationships, but have gotten a few tasty drunken playtimes before... hard to believe eh? 'Murica.

Well, it's f**ing 5 in the morning now so I'm gonna sign off. I'll be in the Zombie Mod server often so do drop by and we could play a few rounds (or a lot hehe :P). Feels awesome to be a new member of a big and bustlin' community.

Cheers, mate \m/

P.S: Here's an ugly pic of me in classy clothes, in case you're feelin' horny. Hah http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7386/nmhr.jpg

What
06-25-2013, 03:10 PM
Zombie mod..........

Squirrel
06-25-2013, 03:48 PM
Zombie mod..........
Is terrible.

kenneth918237
06-25-2013, 04:22 PM
indeed zmod

not drunk enough to read it all

SCRIBBLE
06-25-2013, 06:46 PM
Hello and welcome.

Renzo.

phil.™
06-25-2013, 06:58 PM
Zombie mod..........
What's wrong with zmod?

Welcome mate!

brett friggin favre
06-25-2013, 06:58 PM
your intro is too long. burn in hell.

i mean welcome!

Nemesis
06-25-2013, 07:06 PM
Wow, that was really interesting and a good read, thanks for that!


...just kidding. Don't give a fuck. Hope something poisonous bite the shit of your unused cock.

Hardc0re
06-25-2013, 10:26 PM
no way in hell i'm reading that but welcome buddy

Archer
06-25-2013, 10:42 PM
Lol, thanks for the warm welcome guys xD

jwtemp
06-26-2013, 07:11 AM
Welcome.

What
06-26-2013, 07:27 AM
Phil.......

maynard
06-26-2013, 09:44 PM
welcome

theflyincupcake
06-27-2013, 02:38 AM
why do i get the feeling your entire life story is in there?
also... zmod.... welcome buddy

Nemesis
06-27-2013, 04:25 AM
Hey there all..the name is Smith and i am a new guy out here in this forum..so just hoping to have a great time.

Hey retardo! At least buy a bot smart enough to start its own intro thread and not jump on some other. We here all hope you get robot cancer along with whatever cuntface started this thread, and wind up in a Tijuana fuck house (Cyber's mother's place).

What
06-27-2013, 07:25 AM
Hey there all..the name is Smith and i am a new guy out here in this forum..so just hoping to have a great time.

Yep fuck the servers, clearly the forum is where the fun is at.

i2o4
06-27-2013, 07:40 AM
You should have that published 30 years from now as the first chapter of your autobiography. XD Where were you on 9/11 and what was it like seeing the towers collapse in person?

Welcome to the community, and be sure to check out the other IBIS servers as well! (WCS is the best of them all :D)

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Hey retardo! At least buy a bot smart enough to start its own intro thread and not jump on some other. We here all hope you get robot cancer along with whatever cuntface started this thread, and wind up in a Tijuana fuck house (Cyber's mother's place).

Yeah, you don't wanna go to that Tijuana fuck house... god I wish I could forget it. ::shudder::

BladeTwinSwords
06-27-2013, 10:34 AM
Can we just skip the formalities.

Vote FucktardSmith

Archer
06-27-2013, 02:05 PM
You should have that published 30 years from now as the first chapter of your autobiography. XD Where were you on 9/11 and what was it like seeing the towers collapse in person?

Welcome to the community, and be sure to check out the other IBIS servers as well! (WCS is the best of them all :D)

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Yeah, you don't wanna go to that Tijuana fuck house... god I wish I could forget it. ::shudder::

Haha I was sleepy as f*** when I was doing my intro so I just kinda descended into a typing trance I guess. Umm, I don't remember much from 9/11 but there was this distinct feeling which you can't feel in videos. The actual bass and terrifying sound when you hear the planes crashing into the towers and the collapse and the sirens wailing. The chaos is what I remember most from it.

Well, it is a pleasure to meet you fine folks :D

CYBER
06-27-2013, 05:59 PM
Can we just skip the formalities.

Vote FucktardSmith


AND That's a Lynch.

It's night now. Stop talking.
Scene coming in a few minutes.

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It was a day like any other, except it wasn't.
Everyone had their thing going.
Some were happy, some were mad, some were racists, actually some were Nemesis, and some were helpful.

But one thing was in common:
No one gave a flying fuck of who the guy is ... or was...

"But guys! I'm new here, i wanted to fit in... I wanted to learn your ways... I saw a couple of threads started by Cyber, Blackmage and Chef green and I merely thought that everyone HAD to write walls of texts! I didn't mean to! pleaaaaaseee accept me"

- NO! You come from the ZMod Ghetto, Back to oblivion you go, never to be noticed again!"

" BUT BUT..."

*And within a moment, the sky lit shiny bright, and maynard's lightning hammer cut the sky and pummeled towards Archer...*

Archer, aka Town Drunk Crier has been Hammered.


Night 1 begins, you have infinite time to not give a fuck.


Day 2 will commence a few months from now when some idiot necros this, followed by a Chikun Necro image post.

Locust
06-27-2013, 11:16 PM
Fuck you cyber.

Welcome!

mcilwain
06-27-2013, 11:50 PM
Welcome! Enjoy your stay and Experiance!

Omegxkid
06-30-2013, 04:45 PM
Is it just me or do all the people who dislike ZM always seem to troll the same old lines every time...! Archer welcome bro glad to see u joined the forums no go vote on the map to be deleted plox.

Locust
06-30-2013, 07:58 PM
Is it just me or do all the people who dislike ZM always seem to troll the same old lines every time...! Archer welcome bro glad to see u joined the forums no go vote on the map to be deleted plox.
none of the other servers have people tell little kids to finger their assholes
http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/11130-Funny-6-year-old-on-LOTR_Helms_Deep

acolyte_to_jippity
06-30-2013, 10:23 PM
none of the other servers have people tell little kids to finger their assholes
http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/11130-Funny-6-year-old-on-LOTR_Helms_Deep

none of the other servers are generally retarded enough to believe that's a little kid.

you stupid fuck.

jwtemp
07-01-2013, 08:05 AM
none of the other servers have people tell little kids to finger their assholes
http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/11130-Funny-6-year-old-on-LOTR_Helms_Deep

Oh no, not only did this actually happen, the frequenters of the ZM server thought it was so funny that they started an entire forum thread just to tell us all about it.

I believe this fact is actually more damning than the evidence presented, personally.

Rage
07-05-2013, 11:38 PM
Duchess reporting for duty! Welcome!

JimmyRo89
08-14-2013, 12:08 AM
hahahaha Nice long intro...Welcome to ibis

Carmichal
08-14-2013, 01:42 AM
hahahaha Nice long intro...Welcome to ibis

necro

jwtemp
08-14-2013, 07:37 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIc2bTAnFCvgKhTOJeLj-67V0QFaL8sp4jF7H1UEXVHDa1d2xF