IBIS bitch or IBIS GOD?

[i2o4]

I'm not sure where to put this, but I'm from the WCS server so I'm posting this here. What are the required post counts (I presume that's the only requirement) for the different levels of members on the forum? E.g. I started as an IBIS Noob and am now an IBIS Fan. Some of you with thousands of posts are IBIS GODS. :plzdie:

[StarsMine]

Damn right I am your god.

[ZERO]

I think I made ibis god at 1815 posts.

[jwtemp]

I'm curious, why do you care? Is 'leveling up' that important to you? ;)

[Wolfenstinger]

I think hes just a whore. A dirty whore.

Can we keep him?

[Assassin]

Do we have too?

[i2o4]

I give mean BJs, but only to people with rating above Master!



I think I made ibis god at 1815 posts.

Did you set that figure randomly? 1815 seems rather arbitrary.



I'm curious, why do you care? Is 'leveling up' that important to you? ;)

I was just curious as well, haha. If I cared, I'd be at way more than 30-something posts since last year.

[What]

Why would you want a mean BJ, why not a nice happy BJ?

[Chikun]

Why would you want a mean BJ, why not a nice happy BJ?

When it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.

[Erdenay]

I give mean BJs, but only to people with rating above Master!

Sweet!

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Sweet!

isn't i2o asian?

[i2o4]

isn't i2o asian?

Korean. What does that have to do with anything? o.o

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Korean. What does that have to do with anything? o.o

cause i'm not super interested in the bj. not super attracted to most asian chicks. sorry.

[i2o4]

cause i'm not super interested in the bj. not super attracted to most asian chicks. sorry.

Well, this is awkward... I dont know how to tell you this...

[jwtemp]

Where the vagina is supposed to go, there's a penis.

[Masskid]

Where the vagina is supposed to go, there's a penis.
Well that's one way to say it

[i2o4]

Where the vagina is supposed to go, there's a penis.

LOL i <3 you guys

[What]

I fail to see how the nether regions factor into his ability to give oral sex.

[jwtemp]

cause i'm not super interested in the bj. not super attracted to most asian chicks. sorry.


Where the vagina is supposed to go, there's a penis.

Still failing to see it?

[Chikun]

I fail to see how the nether regions factor into his ability to give oral sex.

Ahhh, the power of closing ones eyes and using your imagination.

[What]

Still failing to see it?

Chikun got the joke, you didn't.

[jwtemp]

Chikun got the joke, you didn't.

Oh no, I got the 'joke.' It was just awful, hence me pointing out its failings.

[What]

No, you made it seem as though I did not understand that aco had presumed I2 was a woman, hence you not understanding the joke and your poor attempt at covering for it now....

Also, cleanse yer vaginer of all that them there sand, she is giving it all she got and she can't take no more.

[jwtemp]

No, you made it seem as though I did not understand that aco had presumed I2 was a woman, hence you not understanding the joke and your poor attempt at covering for it now....

Also, cleanse yer vaginer of all that them there sand, she is giving it all she got and she can't take no more.

Sure What. Sure. Because I care enough about the forum or your posts to 'cover' for myself. :lmao: I understood well and good, again, your joke was just awful (and pointed directly at me, hence me pointing out its failings).

I feel like I already said these things...

[What]

How is a joke about high quality male blowjobs directed at you? Is that like your thing or something? What I said had nothing to do with you ffs and I don't see its failings based on your affirmation that i2 does indeed have a penis, so either you are retarded or your vagina is so sandy its quantifiable as the world's 3rd largest desert.

[jwtemp]

How is a joke about high quality male blowjobs directed at you? Is that like your thing or something? What I said had nothing to do with you ffs and I don't see its failings based on your affirmation that i2 does indeed have a penis, so either you are retarded or your vagina is so sandy its quantifiable as the world's 3rd largest desert.

What, did anyone else mention that the guy had a penis? No? So your referencing his nether regions, directly following me pointing out his nether regions, do you think that might have been directed at my post? Oh, I know, you were just pulling that genital reference out of thin air right? Had nothing to do with my prior post right? It just came to you, in the dark of night, that you needed to talk about his wing dinger?

Can you see how someone might take your 'joke' as directed at their own joke, since it directly referenced said joke? And I'm the one with sand. You are hilarious. At least these posts are entertaining. Keep 'em up! :wtg:

[i2o4]

Guise, can we stop arguing about my penis? D: Don't worry, there's plenty to go around for everyone, so let's all be friends!

[What]

Masskid responded to your post, and I of course know that i2 allegedly has a penis. Of course you were the first to jump on aco's assumption that he was woman, so what? All I was pointing out was that when it comes to blowjobs it doesn't matter what is going on below deck. It is no way DIRECTED at you dipshit. I wasn't like Hey JW you know you loves to suck the penis!, I admit yes I read a thread online and used the information I read in it to direct where my post would go, dear god what a horrific offence. Clearly you must take severe umbrage with someone who doesn't post random shit on a thread and instead continues it down a logical path, a path you have now torn up like an ice cream cake at your family reunion.

Did you get your GED yet or do you just lack all basic reasoning skills?

[jwtemp]

Guise, can we stop arguing about my penis? D: Don't worry, there's plenty to go around for everyone, so let's all be friends!

PENIS! Wait, there was a friendship involved at some point here? News to me.


Masskid responded to your post, and I of course know that i2 allegedly has a penis. Of course you were the first to jump on aco's assumption that he was woman, so what? All I was pointing out was that when it comes to blowjobs it doesn't matter what is going on below deck. It is no way DIRECTED at you dipshit. I wasn't like Hey JW you know you loves to suck the penis!, I admit yes I read a thread online and used the information I read in it to direct where my post would go, dear god what a horrific offence. Clearly you must take severe umbrage with someone who doesn't post random shit on a thread and instead continues it down a logical path, a path you have now torn up like an ice cream cake at your family reunion.

Did you get your GED yet or do you just lack all basic reasoning skills?

tl;dr - My original joke post in response to yours wasn't that funny, my response to the rebuttal was poorly reasoned and somehow knew the intention of said rebuttal regardless of the actual content, I continued down the same path of poor reasoning in my next post and now here I stand, resorting to more high school-ish personal attacks to try to win this inane, tired and 100% pointless argument about dicks on the Internet because it somehow matters to me.

You're definitely 'winning.' Keep it up, having a ball!

[Chikun]

When you guys finally resolve this UST let me know by sending me a tape.

[What]

JW I have won, you were being stupid and didn't read the thing the correctly, now you have been digging a hole trying to avoid admitting you made an error and are just seeming stupider and stupider. Well done, you have shown yourself to be stubborn and an idiot.

Also, your original response to my joke was clearly an error of not understanding what I wrote since it didn't reference my joke at all, it just affirmed that i2 was a guy and aco thought he wasn't. How does that in any way show an understanding of what I said? You were typing just to type, fucked up, and are trying to defend your idiocy with more idiocy. Parents really should watch their children when they are online, less they bring shame to the family.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

look at this shit, i am DAMN good at what i do.

[Chikun]

look at this shit, i am DAMN good at what i do.

Capitalize the wrong letters?

[jwtemp]

JW I have won, you were being stupid and didn't read the thing the correctly, now you have been digging a hole trying to avoid admitting you made an error and are just seeming stupider and stupider. Well done, you have shown yourself to be stubborn and an idiot.

Also, your original response to my joke was clearly an error of not understanding what I wrote since it didn't reference my joke at all, it just affirmed that i2 was a guy and aco thought he wasn't. How does that in any way show an understanding of what I said? You were typing just to type, fucked up, and are trying to defend your idiocy with more idiocy. Parents really should watch their children when they are online, less they bring shame to the family.

LOL. You literally just said 'I have won.' On an Internet forum. Followed by more personal insults. Followed then ironically for a call to parents to watch their children. This is deliciousssssssss.

Seriously, you made my day man. I can't stop laughing. He calls me stupid and stupider in this shit! LOLOLLLLLL

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P.S. - The only UST I have is with Jackie. Maybe a lil with Brett, but don't tell him that.

[Rustler of jimmies]

I'm curious, why do you care? Is 'leveling up' that important to you? ;)

This lol

[i2o4]

This lol

Bitch, puh-lease. I couldn't care less about my status in these forums nor the drama that goes on in here, evidenced my absence in any such activity and my post count of 42 posts in ~250 days. Besides, it doesn't even work as a snide aside (lol, alliteration) because firstly, I've been fully leveled up for a long time in WCS, and secondly, leveling up is a noble enterprise in WCS akin to the opposite of race-whoring.

[jwtemp]

Permaban enacted. Jimmies shall no longer be rustled by this jimmy rustler!

[i2o4]

Permaban enacted. Jimmies shall no longer be rustled by this jimmy rustler!

I actually kinda miss having my jimmies rustled. They haven't been rustled in a long time. Lonely jimmies. :(

[What]

I actually kinda miss having my jimmies rustled. They haven't been rustled in a long time. Lonely jimmies. :(

Do you even lift?