View Full Version : It's Most of yall's Lucky day!
NoWheaties
08-26-2013, 09:52 AM
So today i start school. Fuck. if you see me online I'm probably doing what I'm not supposed to be doing. Whatever, starting high school + going to play less = best day of yall's year for a lot of you ;) and a lot of people would ask me when I'm going back sooo...
DJ_MikeyRevile
08-26-2013, 12:39 PM
May they teach you how to shut the fuck up.
High School?
Definitely would have thought starting middle school, maybe one day he'll go through the changes
acolyte_to_jippity
08-26-2013, 03:23 PM
May they teach you how to shut the fuck up.
this.
though if we can get the IP address he's coming from, we might be able to follow it back to the school, and contact the net IT admin. ^_^
XX0wnsXY
08-26-2013, 05:43 PM
hallelooyer..get on up outta hea now!
jwtemp
08-26-2013, 06:27 PM
At best Wheaties is a misguided youth who lacks proper attention or interaction at home and thus seeks it on the IBIS CS:S servers. At worst he is s masterful troll. Either way, he's winning at this.
Hope your first year in high school isn't totally balls Wheaties my boy. Just remember, none of what happens there matters at all.
Carmichal
08-26-2013, 06:46 PM
If someones mean to you cut them up like a mother fucker.
Just FYI high school is going to suck balls, but after high school it will get better. Or worse depending what choices you make. Actually that's not true. I know people who made good grades and avoided drugs, but were so fucked up by their parents, and peers they have a paralyzing fear of failure. That fear turns out to be a self fulfilling prophecy, and instead they spend their days thinking about how they would do it given a second chance. Well fuck, just give up already. Life is not all that great or worth living, but don't kill yourself. Or do I won't judge, but I will because deep down we are all human and we are all just terrible selfish cunts in the end.
This would make the most honest PSA ever. Thanks and good night.
phil.™
08-26-2013, 07:01 PM
Wheaties, don't listen to any of them. Listen to me, and follow my every step.
1. Locate the biggest senior.
2. Shake his hand and intoduce yourself.
3. Punch him in the face.
4. Spit on his book bag.
Let me know what happens.
NoWheaties
08-26-2013, 07:33 PM
well here's how it went today
>kid who can bench 250
>everyone intimidated by him
>105 lb me bitch slaps him in the face
>gained his respect
>bros now
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Just FYI high school is going to suck balls, but after high school it will get better.
>same school as middle school but the grade doubled
im not the strongest kid but i have respect from a lot of people and surprisingly have a lot of friends so its not going to suck. Only 1 of my friends left schools so I'm having no social troubles. Im not autistic in real life, only css.
Rapedollar$
08-26-2013, 07:35 PM
im not buying it.
jwtemp
08-26-2013, 07:36 PM
FYI, I expect these daily reports forthwith. Commence the jigglin'.
Ewok1
08-26-2013, 08:19 PM
Commence the jigglin'.
Best episode
Carmichal
08-26-2013, 10:33 PM
I think we should force change his signature, that shit is gay and super cringe worthy.
Rapedollar$
08-27-2013, 12:45 AM
I think we should force change his signature, that shit is gay and super cringe worthy.
second
Squirrel
08-27-2013, 01:28 AM
im not buying it.
Pssst, Rape~! I think a Perma ban is in order till school is over... You know, so he can get work done without any distractions. :icon_mrgreen:
maynard
08-27-2013, 03:09 AM
Slapping your mother doesnt count
jwtemp
08-27-2013, 07:41 AM
Best episode
No wai. Broodwich is best episode evar. EAT THE SUN DRIED TOMATOES.
NoWheaties
08-27-2013, 05:53 PM
I didn't slap him that hard but still the fact that i did it made him gain my respect.
maynard
08-27-2013, 06:06 PM
I didn't slap him that hard but still the fact that i did it made him gain my respect.
cool story bro
Rapedollar$
08-28-2013, 11:44 AM
I didn't slap him that hard but still the fact that i did it made him gain my respect.
still not buying it
cool story bro
this
Steamer
08-28-2013, 05:17 PM
If that fake story about the slap was not a backhand, you sir, are a gay.
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