Happy B day Ownsy!

[maynard]

Happy B day Ownsy!

Have a good one:wtg:

[XX0wnsXY]

thanks! dayumn im getting up there.

[Spasm]

thanks! Dayumn im getting up there.

happy b day ownzy clause! ;)

[Carmichal]

happy b-day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acolyte_to_jippity]

happy day happy day

[Nemesis]

Who?

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[phil.™]

oh DANNGGG GURLLLL. Happy birthday!!

[jwtemp]

Hap-hap-hap-happy Smurfday!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Waootoottt happy birth day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hitman]

Happy happy happy

[Ewok1]

Happy birthday, Ownsy!!

[XX0wnsXY]

thanks all. appreciate all of yous guys!

[SCRIBBLE]

Happy Birthday. Did you get the day off of work?

[Steamer]

Merry Birfmiss Neeeaauuika!

[Assassin]

Happy bday owns, step away from the forums for a bit :P

[Erdenay]

What all of these guys said :)

[Rapedollar$]

old balls....

err wait...


no, no.... old balls works...

happy birfmis

[XX0wnsXY]

I finished work last night and now im off 4 days! WOOT!

[Cry_Wolf]

I refuse to believe that the voices I hear in CSS are real and there for must not exist. And things that do not exist cannot age; Thus I will refuse to join in this joyful event. However, being that all of you are figments of my imagination; I am compelled to keep the many voices in my head happy. So, that being said; Happy Birthday Owns(aka voice#345):balloons:

[maynard]

was that a quote from owns from like years ago? I swear I read that before.

[XX0wnsXY]

was that a quote from owns from like years ago? I swear I read that before.

which one?

[brett friggin favre]

happy birthday owns! GET WASTED!

[XX0wnsXY]

happy birthday owns! Get wasted!

oh i am! I am!

[CYBER]

Fuck you!


(We established that this is the equivalent to "Happy birthday hun <3")

[Blackmage]

I know too many people with today as their birthday.

By this time, I guess it's hope you had a good one :)

[jenga pro]

congrats on still being a virgin

[brett friggin favre]

congrats on still being a virgin

Sorry to break it to you but thats not what "birthday" means.

it's still get birthday for a few hours so happy bday again!

[jenga pro]

nice try but you cant trick me

[Erdenay]

Sorry to break it to you but thats not what "birthday" means.

it's still get birthday for a few hours so happy bday again!

Speaking of great ways introducing yourself to the community, we also have our esteemed guests the cat and No Wheaties joining us today along with jenga pro!

[brett friggin favre]

http://boourns.dynu.net/thumb/pics.funnypost3pq.jpg

[XX0wnsXY]

nice try but you cant trick me

Lol what a downie brownie. Get outta here girl. You are quite possibly the dumbest thing to cross this forum since getchya.

[maynard]

getchya.

Lol... that takes me back.

[Erdenay]

Lol what a downie brownie. Get outta here girl. You are quite possibly the dumbest thing to cross this forum since getchya.

I'd argue that the cat, Noisy Puppet, Rambo and few others would put up a good competition for this title.

[XX0wnsXY]

I'd argue that the cat, Noisy Puppet, Rambo and few others would put up a good competition for this title.

Oh we have quite a few people who could take the title. Jenga is absolutely clumped in their category.

[phil.™]

Any hangover owns?

[XX0wnsXY]

Any hangover owns?

a little bit. ive had worse hangovers.

[Carmichal]

Too much fun on g-mod last night. Glad to hear your hangover is not that bad.

Oh and puppy grats on being a dumb cunt. You insulted a clan member you won't last much longer here, I'd tread lightly from here on out.

[jwtemp]

Puppy has a tiny penis. Surprised she's not fitting right in here.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

....yea, my eardrums bled the other night. Hang over was not that bad though.

[XX0wnsXY]

....yea, my eardrums bled the other night. Hang over was not that bad though.

everyone needs to get so drunk they sing on the mic lots and lots, every now and then..isn't that right zero!?

Also, carm, it's no matter. I have dished it out so i can def take it.
Every community needs that one person they can laugh at and not with. We have a few, so, we are rich indeed.

[jenga pro]

that threat was just... lol made my night

TREAD LIGHTLY OOOoooooo noooo

[Carmichal]

that threat was just... lol made my night

TREAD LIGHTLY OOOoooooo noooo


Oh bitch you have no idea... Bitch you've been here five mins you are not going to be here much more. It would actually be nice, we are the richer at ibis for having dumb cunts like you to remind us to laugh every now and then.

Owns I agree it is fun to have a downie brownie to laugh at.

[SCRIBBLE]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[XX0wnsXY]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

0.o ..I am SO lost here. Scribb...you ok? lol

[brett friggin favre]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fuck. i came.

[Carmichal]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

damn son

[phil.™]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I just had an orgasm...

Lol, isn't this from a meme? Lolol

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fake, seen this on ASMDS and Army WTF moments

[Rapedollar$]

Every community needs that one person they can laugh at and not with. We have a few, so, we are rich indeed.

in this i think we have much excess... cant we pass one or two of them off on some scum clan like smut or one of the other ibis wannabe clans?

[toma]

happy belated birthday ownsy!! hope you liked me *giving* you knife round win :D

ps thanks everyone for the enjoyable read this morning, i was feeling a little down :)

[jenga pro]

say bitch one more time carmichal, then i'll really be shakin' in my booties.

scribble, what the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

[Carmichal]

you're trying too hard now, bitch.

[brett friggin favre]

say bitch one more time carmichal, then i'll really be shakin' in my booties.

scribble, what the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

http://076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.c om/images/files/001/216/242/original/original.jpg

Oh. Great. That's all we needed. An immature bitch with mouth herpes.

[jwtemp]

Now THIS thread is indeed the Thunderdome.

[jenga pro]

hahahaha

too much effort? please, i copypasta'd that. i dont actually get worked up over this stuff, unlike you.

and immaturity:
1. people who take the internet seriously
2. people who have cactuses lodged in their rectum

AKA, you.

[Carmichal]

hahahaha

too much effort? please, i copypasta'd that. i dont actually get worked up over this stuff, unlike you.

and immaturity:
1. people who take the internet seriously
2. people who have cactuses lodged in their rectum

AKA, you.

Well damn bitch. You seem pretty worked up. Telling someone they have a cactus up their bum is a srs accusation. This is srs bsns after all. THIS IS THE INTERNET!

7783

[XX0wnsXY]

hahahaha

too much effort? please, i copypasta'd that. i dont actually get worked up over this stuff, unlike you.

AKA, you.

I was wondering why the grammar was decent.

[Carmichal]

Too much effort? Please.(New sentence here) I copypasta'd (Internet slang not acceptable with your already shitty grammar.) that. Unlike you I don't actually get worked up over this stuff. unlike you. (Works better at the front of the sentence.)

and immaturity: (incomplete sentence, make no sense.)
1. People who take the internet seriously.
2.People who have cactuses lodged in their rectum.

A.K.A,(unnecessary comma) you.


This is 100% unacceptable.

I give you the first ever F minus. I recommend killing yourself.

[jwtemp]

Happy b-day Owns!

[jenga pro]

excellent ad hom!

perfect capitalization attack!


great delivery!

try harder

[Carmichal]

Excellent ad hominem! Perfect capitalization attack! Great delivery! Try harder.


This post was just an abundance of sentence fragments, and should all be one paragraph to begin with. I enjoyed your Improper use of ad hominem since you never had an argument to begin with. You are simply being played a fool.

I strongly advise against trying any harder. You might hurt yourself.

[phil.™]

Did you have a good birthday owns? Do anything special? Get anything good?

If anyone corrects my shit, I will beat your fucking dick off with both my hands.

[Carmichal]

Did you have a good birthday owns? Do anything special? Get anything good?

If anyone corrects my shit, I will beat your fucking dick off with both my hands.

You will die trying.

[SCRIBBLE]

I will beat your fucking dick off with both my hands.Phrasing.

[Rapedollar$]

Phrasing.
he said what he meant.

[jenga pro]

lol but why did you capitalize 'improper'?

[What]

rawr hiss *cat fight*:club::lol:

[Rambo :D]

I'd argue that the cat, Noisy Puppet, Rambo and few others would put up a good competition for this title.

Never put me in the same sentence with these people.... I don't compare to these morons.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Never put me in the same sentence with these people.... I don't compare to these morons.

you do...

[Carmichal]

lol but why did you capitalize 'improper'?

Let's not forget this is about you. I'm pretty sure that's an e-whore's wet dream anyways, everything being about you.


lol (Again you're too shitty to use internet slang, and you're supposed to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentance.) but why did you capitalize '(Not needed)improper'?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Let's not forget this is about you. I'm pretty sure that's an e-whore's wet dream anyways, everything being about you.


lol (Again you're too shitty to use internet slang, and you're supposed to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentance.) but why did you capitalize '(Not needed)improper'?

How much time do you think you have invested in policing her posts?

[Erdenay]

you do...

I mean, I don't always agree with Mikey... Heck, we pretty much disagree about everything, but I have to say that he's right. While I don't think you're quite as bad as the others mentioned (and some not mentioned), I do believe that you belong to the category. I've been wrong before and I'd love be proven wrong again about this, but for now this is my opinion.

Also, dear clan members, mayhaps this thread should be closed? Gracias.

[maynard]

Closed, this shits getting old.

You guys want 2 argue, take it up in PM.

Hope you had a good one, ownsy.