Captain America is a weird mother fucker.

[Dazlo]

Captain America <ibis.a> bribed me with free admin for a year asking me to give him pictures of my feet. And, I'm only 13. He was gonna try and fap to my feet. To see the conversation, go to my steam account, Dazlo/Waffle Iron and look for screenshots. Do you think this is ethical?

[timmy turner]

I view feet as art bro, and i'm a law student I now the law and understand them well. You were telling me that you wanted admin but could afford it because you don't have the money, so I made you an offer which you accept but obviously declined. And wtf if this BS with fapping to feet. It's so amazing. You came to me for help, and I offered it, you declined and there was no issue. there is no such thing as free admin so you need to make sure you write your words out carefully. I was offering to buy it for you, do you think a man just walks into a car dealership for a car and the owner doesn't expect cash in return you fool. And the funny thing here is, you agreed to it, and now there is a problem, ha.

[jwtemp]

First things first, pedophilia is bad, mmmkay? Second, don't IM with creepy strangers asking for pictures of your feet if you're thirteen years old. Third, zombie mod.

That said, IBIS is not responsible for policing creepy Steam IMs between random players on its servers. I do appreciate the laugh though. Having never run into Captain America <ibis.a> I can only assume he plays on the ZM server exclusively. So I'll say it one more time.

Zombie mod.

[Locust]

zombie mod........

[timmy turner]

There is nothing unethical to it at all. You said you wanted admin. I offered to help you get admin (MEANING: I would be paying the services for you) if you sent me pictures of your feet) lol. There is nothing unethical here at all, unbelievable.

[jwtemp]

Holy Hell, he was actually courageous enough to POST IN THIS THREAD. This is going to be TANTILIZING.

So Timmy, Timmy Turner the law student, TT the foot admirer, tell me, you're seriously taking the position that you were soliciting pictures of a thirteen year old's feet on Steam for the purposes of... art? That's really the line you're taking here? Let's assume for a second I believe that. http://images.google.com Type in feet. Hit Enter. No need to risk a pedophile charge my friend. I would think law school would teach you about Google...

I am... elated at the comedic possibilities this thread represents. After Carm's Dance Studio I didn't think we'd have any competition for thread of the year. Yup. Carm, I'm sorry, you've been dethroned. THIS is the best thread this year, maybe ever.

Zombie mod.

[timmy turner]

Pedophilia: As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in persons 16 years of age or older typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest toward prepubescent children

That sir is not me. Understand the definition well my friends. And, do read his screen shots clearly, I asked for pictures of his feet (feet is not a sexual item/private body part). And im not creepy lol. I've known him for a while, he came looking for help so I offered to help in a non-sexual way. The messages clearly state what I asked for and he agreed (obviously disagreed lol).

[maynard]

Lmfao:lmao:

[timmy turner]

No jwtemp that's not the line that I am going for. Everyone that I game with, that's knows me well knows I like feet. What is Carm's dance Studio. Yes lol I know about google and I also know that asking someone for pictures of their feet is not against the law or as the kid says, unethical. Pretty smart for a 13 year old.

[SCRIBBLE]

Zombie mod is the goose that lays golden eggs. Keep them coming, this is entertaining.

[What]

Well, this is just really fucking creepy. I'm going to take a swing and say that turner is a member of NAMBLA.

Also, Zombie Mod......

and Phil this thread, this is whats wrong with Zombie Mod, and it has swiftly removed any rebuttal you can ever have in the future to my Zombie mod comments.

[timmy turner]

Yes Im courageous, Im upset. Its defamation of character, this kid is trying to paint me as a pervert or some other word I cant remember right now lol. I don't expect you guys to understand because you guys don't like feet, and I've heard the responses and rejections from people when I'm like "yeah ma you got some nice feet."

Sounds like you wanted me to stay quiet lol. Why do you keep saying Zombie Mod?

---------- Post added at 03:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:54 PM ----------

That's grimey, didn't know what NAMBLA was, but now I know, and no im not. It sucks that you guys don't understand, its so hard to explain to you guys.

[What]

Let me say this, offering 132 dollars for pictures from a minor, creepy as fuck.

And the worst defense a person can ever have is to post the legal definition of pedophilia and then go "see, technically I'm not a pedophile."

You admitted your attraction to feet, which on the basis is not the worst thing in the world, but when your offering some decent cash for the picture of a child's feet because of your attraction to them, that cross so many lines and why the fuck does this even occur on a video game DAMN IT!



ZOMBIE MOTHER FUCKING MOD............................................

[timmy turner]

I understand what you are saying and I see that I am wrong, and I wasn't thinking about the "minor" part of this situation, but don't be calling me no phedophile bro. Its not like he is a 13 year old girl and I said send me pictures of your chest. I said feet lol. I see you don't understand the definition by misunderstood associate. Phedophiles have an attraction to underage kids along with sexual desires, I don't have any of that, its obvious in the screen shots like omg. I've never even seen this kid before so how could you even come to such a conclusion.

I'm sure one of you are in college and are taking psychology, ask your professor lol. even I have had the discussion in my past semester in class, nothing wrong with that. No physical contact was made.

I'm done. I'm not responding anymore, this is getting me no where lol. This is zombie mod, a conversation like this hold no bounds here. But I'm sure you guys will keep it up for a good laugh.

[What]

Feet are not inherently a sexual body part, but you have already stated your attraction to them, so for you, there is a sexual attraction to them making them a sexual body part for you which you then asked for pictures of from a child. All of your statements show a really fucking creepy level of denial or lack of self awareness if you really see nothing wrong with what you asked for from a child.
Like saying you were trying to help a kid out in a non-sexual way, like that was even on the god damn table, I mean what the fuck. You can keep saying that feet are not sexual, but for you they clearly are, so quit pretending you were just looking for some specimens for your amateur podiatry class you creepy ass mother fucker.

Thank God that kid posted on here so people can steer the fuck clear of you in the future.

ZOMBIE GOD DAMN MOD.................................

[timmy turner]

I can assure you that that will never happen again. I can see through my stupidity now, thank you. I obviously was not thinking properly when he asked for help. Whewww I need to go see a psychiatrist pronto guy, thanks. Been meaning to do that. This is the first and last time dumb shit like this will ever happen. I still aint no "P" though, just saying.

[Assassin]

Well was having a shitty day at work....thanks for this IBIS...you always know just what to say..../lists of dazily.

[phil.™]

Third, zombie mod.



zombie mod........



Also, Zombie Mod......

and Phil this thread, this is whats wrong with Zombie Mod, and it has swiftly removed any rebuttal you can ever have in the future to my Zombie mod comments.



ZOMBIE GOD DAMN MOD.................................


OH. Now i see what's wrong with zombie mod.

But i stand by my hood.. What's wrong with zm?

[timmy turner]

My dumb shit is what's wrong with zm smh. Maybe they wanted a folder for conversations like this to be posted.

[What]

But i stand by my hood.. What's wrong with zm?

This:

http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/11416-Captain-America-is-a-weird-mother-fucker.

[brett friggin favre]

what's wrong with zom...err......oh...umm.......well fuck there goes that joke.

timmy, that's fucking creepy. "yum"? are you fucking serious? i don't look at fucking art and say "yum"........one more report like this and i'm gonna personally perma your ass, i don't even give a fuck, that's not happening on these goddamn servers, idc if it's zm.

[XX0wnsXY]

what's wrong with zom...err......oh...umm.......well fuck there goes that joke.

timmy, that's fucking creepy. "yum"? are you fucking serious? i don't look at fucking art and say "yum"........one more report like this and i'm gonna personally perma your ass, i don't even give a fuck, that's not happening on these goddamn servers, idc if it's zm.

100% this. Timmy..you HAD to know that what you were doing was sketchy. Kudos to the kid for bringing it up. Good to know kids on the internet are educated about stranger danger.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Zombie mod is the goose that lays golden eggs. Keep them coming, this is entertaining.

this is the only reason we keep ZM around, lol. because without it, the forums would be a far more boring and non-lolzworthy place.

[brett friggin favre]

this is the only reason we keep ZM around, lol. because without it, the forums would be a far more boring and non-lolzworthy place.

in all honesty i thought this was pretty lolzworthy, but upon reading the conversation...it's not lolzworthy. to me anyway.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

in all honesty i thought this was pretty lolzworthy, but upon reading the conversation...it's not lolzworthy. to me anyway.

afraid you need to start cutting back on your paedo/podophilia?

[brett friggin favre]

afraid you need to start cutting back on your paedo/podophilia?

hurr hurr.

also timmy, change your steam profile pic.

[timmy turner]

yes sir, I understand fully and feel the same way.

---------- Post added at 06:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:09 PM ----------

I wasn't thinking about sketchy part of it honestly, only thing rolling through my mind was the feet part. I am deeply sorry and beg for mercy from the ULA and others. this will not happen again. I was caught up in the moment.

---------- Post added at 06:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:16 PM ----------

done, its been changed. thanks for giving me the opportunity to change. You will never hear a negative report of something like this ever again. I am representing the best and will continue to do so.

[Cry_Wolf]

:horse: I shall patrol the Zmod server from here on out!!!

[timmy turner]

so is the thread closed? I've been checking this thing constantly for new posts. Would feel better if it was closed.

[jwtemp]

LOL Yeah Timmy, I bet you'd feel better if this thread was closed. We've gotta let the NSA bots review it first though, just for good measure.

BEST. THREAD. EVER. But yeah, seriously, creepy as FUCK.

Please never close this thread. I am going to necro it from time to time when everyone least expects it.

Thank you both for making my day a little bit brighter.

Sincerely,

jwtemp

[Assassin]

LOL Yeah Timmy, I bet you'd feel better if this thread was closed. We've gotta let the NSA bots review it first though, just for good measure.

BEST. THREAD. EVER. But yeah, seriously, creepy as FUCK.

Please never close this thread. I am going to necro it from time to time when everyone least expects it.

Thank you both for making my day a little bit brighter.

Sincerely,

jwtemp

No man. Close this and be done with it. Let it die in the wastes

[brett friggin favre]

No man. Close this and be done with it. Let it die in the wastes

i agree with something assassin says. this is like House believing what a patient tells him.

[ZERO]

7825

Timmy, for your own good you need to as quickly as possible see a doctor. Please do this b/c your going to get banned by more than just the servers if something like this occurs again :headache: