CyberStrike (I will look back at this years later)

[Cybro]

The site asked to make an introduction so that I can read the other sections, when the time comes.

My name, for now, is Cybro.
I'm 10 years old, so this is probably only my temporary username because I use my big brother's spare account for the last 2 years.

I play GG and ZM.
I never speak in game because my brother hates kids talking on the mic, and muted my mic so that I never use it until I'm older.
In fact, he's translating this for me right now because English is not my first language.

I probably will never check the forums at my age, this is just an intro until I'm old enough to handle my own account and forums participation.

Cybro.

[phil.™]

Hahahah welcome buddy. It's good to see you on the forums!
I'll see you in-game.

[What]

Swag!

[SCRIBBLE]

Hello and welcome.

[CYBER]

I wonder who that big brother could be... lol...
I'm trying to create a family legacy in ibis, you know, because mexicans invade everything?

[Carmichal]

I wonder who that big brother could be... lol...
I'm trying to create a family legacy in ibis, you know, because mexicans invade everything?
wait it's your bro.... mini cyber!!!! omg squeeeee.

[euronews]

Welcome bro!

[CYBER]

wait it's your bro.... mini cyber!!!! omg squeeeee.
yeah i gave him a spare account that i used to use back in the day to watch hackers incognito...

He's been playing on ibis between zm and gg for about 2 years now, but with specific restrictions as to not to interact with people ( i kinda perma muted MY spare account for the last 2 years with my admin account? and set voice_enable 0 for precaution. and turned off sprays. LAWL... )
and he was gag'd for a good year until I showed him how to type shit directly to phil/admins in zm/gg just so that he can report grievances and abusers.

but yeah... he's still a kid, and i'd like him to have fun as one for now... but i made him the account so that one day he can use it himself, and perhaps actually be something in this community... not just a kid shooting shit for fun.

also, he may or may not chill with me when i watch hacker demos. he's catching on in time lol.
he's my eyes and ears in gg and zm, and he actually called me and woke me up a couple times to inform me of hackers (which i banned) on both gg and zm when I wasn't online lol... like I said... I was everywhere.

[Carmichal]

yeah i gave him a spare account that i used to use back in the day to watch hackers incognito...

He's been playing on ibis between zm and gg for about 2 years now, but with specific restrictions as to not to interact with people ( i kinda perma muted MY spare account for the last 2 years with my admin account? and set voice_enable 0 for precaution. and turned off sprays. LAWL... )
and he was gag'd for a good year until I showed him how to type shit directly to phil/admins in zm/gg just so that he can report grievances and abusers.

but yeah... he's still a kid, and i'd like him to have fun as one for now... but i made him the account so that one day he can use it himself, and perhaps actually be something in this community... not just a kid shooting shit for fun.

also, he may or may not chill with me when i watch hacker demos. he's catching on in time lol.
he's my eyes and ears in gg and zm, and he actually called me and woke me up a couple times to inform me of hackers (which i banned) on both gg and zm when I wasn't online lol... like I said... I was everywhere.

that's so fucking cute you dont even know.

[Nemesis]

See? You let one Mexican in and they set up shop and multiply.

Also, you're fucking Canadian, how the fuck isn't English your primary language? How bad are your parents?

Welcome, cunt.

[Milkster]

yeah i gave him a spare account that i used to use back in the day to watch hackers incognito...

He's been playing on ibis between zm and gg for about 2 years now, but with specific restrictions as to not to interact with people ( i kinda perma muted MY spare account for the last 2 years with my admin account? and set voice_enable 0 for precaution. and turned off sprays. LAWL... )
and he was gag'd for a good year until I showed him how to type shit directly to phil/admins in zm/gg just so that he can report grievances and abusers.

but yeah... he's still a kid, and i'd like him to have fun as one for now... but i made him the account so that one day he can use it himself, and perhaps actually be something in this community... not just a kid shooting shit for fun.

also, he may or may not chill with me when i watch hacker demos. he's catching on in time lol.
he's my eyes and ears in gg and zm, and he actually called me and woke me up a couple times to inform me of hackers (which i banned) on both gg and zm when I wasn't online lol... like I said... I was everywhere.


That is actually pretty legit...
Welcome miniature Cyber!

[CYBER]

See? You let one Mexican in and they set up shop and multiply.

Also, you're fucking Canadian, how the fuck isn't English your primary language? How bad are your parents?

Welcome, cunt.

We're Lebanese and raised in the French district of Canada... At home we speak arabic mostly. He does understand English and speaks it quite well, but he's more comfortable in French. He's still at the age in school where they focus mostly on French and English is only taught as a course and extra curriculum. But I don't mind that system. in 2 years time he'd know 3 languages fluently.

[Nemesis]

We're Lebanese and raised in the French district of Canada... At home we speak arabic mostly. He does understand English and speaks it quite well, but he's more comfortable in French. He's still at the age in school where they focus mostly on French and English is only taught as a course and extra curriculum. But I don't mind that system. in 2 years time he'd know 3 languages fluently.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the problem with our country today.

[CYBER]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the problem with our country today.remind me again how many languages you know?:)

[brett friggin favre]

ahhh lil' cyber, you must've heard of your ol' uncle brett. you may know me as "fuckin' brett" or "goddamn brett" or "brett the hacker".

votre frère est une femme, et vous devez le traiter comme une pute

btw i know french. i learned from pierre escargot.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnqb5a3ji1qzkkhpo1_400.png

[Nemesis]

remind me again how many languages you know?:)

Kisemick Sharmoota, you mexican.

[CYBER]

Kisemick Sharmoota, you mexican.
kess emmak sharmouta*

the other spelling doesn't matter because we're using latin letters phonetically here, but u use "a" for Male, and "i" for female.

just an fyi so that you correct anyone who actually uses kess emmak on you nemesis, instead of kess emmik.
wouldn't want that, now would we.

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ahhh lil' cyber, you must've heard of your ol' uncle brett. you may know me as "fuckin' brett" or "goddamn brett" or "brett the hacker".

votre frère est une femme, et vous devez le traiter comme une pute

btw i know french. i learned from pierre escargot.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnqb5a3ji1qzkkhpo1_400.png

that french...
Thank god them hackers are anglophones instead of francophones... (in severe cases, asians) or you would never have made it this far in such world. like if someone used "l'huile de chanvre guérit le cancer" as their name?-.-

[Nemesis]

you never asked what language I write, only spoke. Cuntato.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

remind me again how many languages you know?:)

You realize that class room language lessons are the worst way to learn a language. Anyone can learn and be relatively fluent in a language in a mere 2 weeks.

[brett friggin favre]

kess emmak sharmouta*

the other spelling doesn't matter because we're using latin letters phonetically here, but u use "a" for Male, and "i" for female.

just an fyi so that you correct anyone who actually uses kess emmak on you nemesis, instead of kess emmik.
wouldn't want that, now would we.

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that french...
Thank god them hackers are anglophones instead of francophones... (in severe cases, asians) or you would never have made it this far in such world. like if someone used "l'huile de chanvre guérit le cancer" as their name?-.-

lol. h4xor reference. and i didn't even have to use google translate :D

[SCRIBBLE]

You realize that class room language lessons are the worst way to learn a language. Anyone can learn and be relatively fluent in a language in a mere 2 weeks.

I would pay you a year's salary if you could learn and pass a fluency test in Mandarin, Arabic, Afrikaans or Xhosa in no more than two weeks.

[Carmichal]

I would pay you a year's salary if you could learn and pass a fluency test in Mandarin, Arabic, Afrikaans or Xhosa in no more than two weeks.

i second the motion lol.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I would pay you a year's salary if you could learn and pass a fluency test in Mandarin, Arabic, Afrikaans or Xhosa in no more than two weeks.

Those would be a bit more difficult however, Dr Pimsleur's approach is pretty solid

[CYBER]

I would pay you a year's salary if you could learn and pass a fluency test in Mandarin, Arabic, Afrikaans or Xhosa in no more than two weeks.
I triple that motion....with a tiny wall

Mickey, in our high schools we had to learn both french, english and arabic as starter up language in lebanon. meanwhile, in canada, in my district, they focus only on the province's main language which is french, while providing 2-3h a week of english classes. The rest is all about how much you use English outside of the classroom, between watching movies, extra curriculum activities, hearing that mexican rage online etc...
Personally I admit to learning SPOKEN english FASTER from tv shows than actual classrooms, but you simply cannot learn an entire language's bases without SOME form of guide, whether it was a classroom teacher, course, online tutorial, language app etc...


PS: i still insist on doing a full arabic grammar test. Even I still have no fucking idea how to nail those exams, and i speak arabic extensively since i was 2-3 years old...
Arabic is one of the hardest languages to learn, and especially to get tested in, because of the variations in origins, cultures, accents, dialect, meaning and even spelling of each word, based on where you are located. A city located 20miles from my birth city would use words i've never hoped to hear or use in my lifetime, but you learn it in time based on the context it is used... and my 10yr old kid brother is fluent in arabic and in french while learning to favor his english...


i repeat my question asked to nemesis, what do average 10 yr olds in the US speak/write again in? how many languages are they brought up against?
it's really not as simple as you claim it to be mikey, u have 2 weeks starting now, arabic.
go for it.

[Sin]

I would pay you a year's salary if you could learn and pass a fluency test in Mandarin, Arabic, Afrikaans or Xhosa in no more than two weeks.

I can speak afrikaans fluently. It's just a bunch of clicks and pops. Leave it to the niggers to come up with the easiest language ever.

[SCRIBBLE]

I can speak afrikaans fluently. It's just a bunch of clicks and pops. Leave it to the niggers to come up with the easiest language ever.

Clicks and pops are boring on paper too

[Sin]

Clicks and pops are boring on paper too

I'm kidding GOSH! Everyone knows white people invented that language.

[CYBER]

I'm kidding GOSH! Everyone knows white people invented that language.
love the fact that the first interaction my brother will get on ibis forums in the near future will be a racist flaming ignorant thread overall:D

then again... it's probably as good as any thread every gonna get on these forums :p

[brett friggin favre]

I told ya man, like bringing your girlfriend to the ghetto.

[What]

I told ya man, like bringing your girlfriend to the ghetto.

Are you implying that Cyber is dating his younger brother?

[SCRIBBLE]

I'm kidding GOSH! Everyone knows white people invented that language.

U_54TT-_h14

[Wolfenstinger]

Is it safe to assume that when his name gets out there, he too will be receiving those similar bans that Cyber himself got? I mean sheesh, i'm still in shock we are keeping a speedhacker around. :smirk:

I kid I kid. Though I might have just put the idea out there now. Hell if I know. Welcome anyways to CyberSTRIKE.... ... .... .... I wanna call him Cecilia. ... ......... Anywhooooo when he dares touch WCS is when I add another to my "list".

[CYBER]

Is it safe to assume that when his name gets out there, he too will be receiving those similar bans that Cyber himself got? I mean sheesh, i'm still in shock we are keeping a speedhacker around. :smirk:

I kid I kid. Though I might have just put the idea out there now. Hell if I know. Welcome anyways to CyberSTRIKE.... ... .... .... I wanna call him Cecilia. ... ......... Anywhooooo when he dares touch WCS is when I add another to my "list".
lol...
its funny because just after i made this account, he told me he wanted his name changed to Cybro lol.
such an innocent kid, nothing like me -.-

i might talk to zero and have his account name changed so that he doesnt make another account like his idiot brother.
u know what im referring to wolfie

[Wolfenstinger]

i might talk to zero and have his account name changed so that he doesnt make another account like his idiot brother.
u know what im referring to wolfie

No.... No I don't know what you mean.... I'd never do this... twice...






:smirk:

[kionay]

just wait till he gets old enough to not be innocent, but is still too young to be mature and ends up doing something stupid and getting your other account banned

THEN you will look back at this thread and i will say itoldyouso

XD

[CYBER]

just wait till he gets old enough to not be innocent, but is still too young to be mature and ends up doing something stupid and getting your other account banned

THEN you will look back at this thread and i will say itoldyouso

XD

this is the reason why i keep an eye on him, also, his cfg and cstrike files are frozen, constantly rewritten unless i, myself, manually set them remotely from my place, with my pass :P


I will be here forever, homie.
my brother aint got shit.

[maynard]

welcome.