installation

[sosl]

the correct way.

[What]

I think you need to go outside to spend time with real people

[sosl]

actually I'm glad to be inside today, Friday through Yesterday night I was in Chicago.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

now i might be biased, but i think this topic has broken my previous record for most useless shit posted on the forums.

congratulations, pending a third-party review of course.

[Nemesis]

now i might be biased, but i think this topic has broken my previous record for most useless shit posted on the forums.

congratulations, pending a third-party review of course.

I'm not sure on that one. I'm thinking we can peg him for Most Useless Current Poster for now. Hopefully he'll leave or be banned soon.

[Sin]

the correct way.

Incorrect. The correct way is under, not over. You fucking idiot.

[kionay]

http://lastyearsgirl.pixlet.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/toilet-paper.jpg

if you have cats... or small children

[Carmichal]

http://lastyearsgirl.pixlet.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/toilet-paper.jpg

if you have cats... or small children
Fortunately my cat is not fascinated with tp...so I can have my tp the right way.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

which way you have your tp matters only if you crumple or fold. For practical reasons... only a retard would think over the top is the correct way....

[sosl]

Incorrect. The correct way is under, not over. You fucking idiot.

Sorry, over is correct. Fucking Idiot was a nice touch though.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Sorry, over is correct. Fucking Idiot was a nice touch though.

Well, it would seem that he was speaking truth. You truly are a fucking idiot.

[sosl]

Well, it would seem that he was speaking truth. You truly are a fucking idiot.

Very observant, but unfortunately: no. both points wrong.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Very observant, but unfortunately: no. both points wrong.
To avoid looking like a fucking retard, please explain to us the purpose for your forum spam and why you would use over tp. You have yet to provide any piece of information to support your side of this ridiculous debate, while at the same time the under ones, whom btw make up the majority of replies to your stupid post, have provided irrefutable proof that under is better.

[Steamer]

Under.... Cat, kids, and easier to break for the small list. If you venture to some of the finer establishments, it is always under. Over is wrong. There are far less advantages. Fucking young hipsters, always trying to change shit that is proven fine. Get off my fucking lawn.

[sosl]

Sure, tears off without a risk of anyone over pulling. Too much torque in said pull increases likeliness of excess TP being drawn out and hitting floor.

Aesthetics, print, whether you buy Charmin or some dollar general tp that's chocked full of splinters, print and design are presented neater over, rather than under: not presenting AS much.

Over doesn't have you knock your hand against the wall. Under could have the tp sticking to the wall (depending on how nasty the wall is next to one's toilet), under would make this difficult to grasp needed amount.

Parties and such, some fold the ends for presentation. No sense in folding if installed "under".

Thanks for asking for an explanation.

[Steamer]

You have your facts revered there bud. Minus the crusty wall. Holder should never be that close anyway. The under over placement has no effect on drawn tp unless rolled, in which case under wins. Things are spun down by mistake more often than not, not up. Most if not all five star hotels and resorts are placed under with triple ply, double design, and ends folded up and tucked for aaesthetics.

[sosl]

I like your point on kids and cats, but I've been lucky enough to live with both that neither disturbed the tp.

[Steamer]

Then point is mute and follows fold our crumple.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I like your point on kids and cats, but I've been lucky enough to live with both that neither disturbed the tp.

Aesthetics? The under is more visually pleasing. What steamer says is fact. The only practical up side to using over is the risk of touching a dirty wall while using under. Otherwise there is no benefit for using the up. As steamer said, you shouldn't have the roll that close to the wall anyways.

[sosl]

You have your facts revered there bud. Minus the crusty wall. Holder should never be that close anyway. The under over placement has no effect on drawn tp unless rolled, in which case under wins. Things are spun down by mistake more often than not, not up. Most if not all five star hotels and resorts are placed under with triple ply, double design, and ends folded up and tucked for aaesthetics.

Whoa whoa, moving too fast for me chief, I didn't know you can add more in to your post after you've already submit. But wasn't there a study or questionnaire given to some 5 star locations? I haven't looked at the sources but I see there is a wiki page on this subject and it claims over is used in such businesses.

[Wolfenstinger]

Sideways...


Take that logic.

[Steamer]

The service should be fired then.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Under = more professional. That is the end of it.

[sosl]

Sideways...


Take that logic.

lol, heathen! First one to bring the 3rd option to the table.

So what would be too much? Next someone would say "I just wipe with the roll" or "I use 100$ bills" There must be order! :-P

[brett friggin favre]

Under.... Cat, kids, and easier to break for the small list. If you venture to some of the finer establishments, it is always under. Over is wrong. There are far less advantages. Fucking young hipsters, always trying to change shit that is proven fine. Get off my fucking lawn.

http://i.imgur.com/ZjNZljw.gif

[Sin]

Sorry, over is correct.

You're wrong and your opinion blows dog dick.

[CYBER]

now i might be biased, but i think this topic has broken my previous record for most useless shit posted on the forums.

congratulations, pending a third-party review of course.


this thread now has my attention...

what was the worst/useless damn thread ever made in ibis? at least in your point of view?:P

[acolyte_to_jippity]

this thread now has my attention...

what was the worst/useless damn thread ever made in ibis? at least in your point of view?:P

hmmm...there are so many to choose from.

note that i didn't say the most useless EVER, just that it was more useless than MY previous record.

[sosl]

this thread now has my attention...

what was the worst/useless damn thread ever made in ibis? at least in your point of view?:P

Good evenin' Cyber.

[ZERO]

When trying to clean your ass the optimal solution is the one which results in a clean ass in the least amount of time and effort. As a result over, as shown in the image at the start of the thread, is the only logical way to install.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f8/f89087eb5f94089a6631be4c271f3e302d51ed3b3f156f6cde 83944a1658ba42.jpg

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

When trying to clean your ass the optimal solution is the one which results in a clean ass in the least amount of time and effort. As a result over, as shown in the image at the start of the thread, is the only logical way to install.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f8/f89087eb5f94089a6631be4c271f3e302d51ed3b3f156f6cde 83944a1658ba42.jpg

wrong. You need to not have the roll on a spool to begin with. The only natural way to pull paper from said roll without a spool is from under.

[CYBER]

wrong. You need to not have the roll on a spool to begin with. The only natural way to pull paper from said roll without a spool is from under.


what if you took the dump INTO the toilet roll? and just kinda, shifted the roll left and right and called it a day?

[ZERO]

wrong. You need to not have the roll on a spool to begin with. The only natural way to pull paper from said roll without a spool is from under.

Actually it is over, I use without a spool daily and can assure you it is over even without one.

[What]

Actually it is over, I use without a spool daily and can assure you it is over even without one.

pics or it didnt happen

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Actually it is over, I use without a spool daily and can assure you it is over even without one.

Using under is for sophisticated individuals. I can most assuredly say that it is under when not using a spool! Otherwise the roll simply rolls out of your hand. Its all about expediting your time in the restroom and the fastest, most effective way to get the job done is with under.

[ZERO]

It can not roll out of your hand b/c you put your finger in it, or does no one know how to finger a tube? Put fingers in hole and pull to extract paper at high speeds. There is to much friction holding it in your hand it can not spin fast enough and is thus ineffective.

[Steamer]

That depends if you crumple or neatly fold. I use the phone when I take shits. I really don't care about the time. Just don't take too long, may get crusty ass.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

That depends if you crumple or neatly fold. I use the phone when I take shits. I really don't care about the time. Just don't take too long, may get crusty ass.
Or numb ass