3 items to weird out a cashier

[dHooM]

The title says it all.
3 Items one would buy to weird out a cashier.
Name a store, then the three items.
Make sure the store you name has the items or it wouldn't be to fun.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

genuardi's (safeway now i guess)

condoms.
whole raw chicken.
lipstick/fake eyelashes.

(for full effect, when in line/at checkout you need to point at the chicken and mention how you gotta pretty him up first)

[Carmichal]

tickle me elmo.
whipped cream
anal lube

[RofLoLmao]

Half used can of Axe
Gamecube
Big Black dildo

[MEECH]

walmart
a size F bra
whitey tightys
pampers

[XX0wnsXY]

an eggplant,ky jelly, and a webcam

walmart

[MEECH]

an eggplant,ky jelly, and a webcam

walmart

lmaoo

[$Money$]

Walmart

A Live Fish, Knife, Seafood seasoning

[brett friggin favre]

a baby, a plum, and a book titled "How To Kill Your Baby Using A Plum"

[What]

Home Depot,

Lye, Hacksaw, and a Shovel.

[$Money$]

Home Depot,

Lye, Hacksaw, and a Shovel.
lol Nice :wtg:

[SCRIBBLE]

Costco

A tarp
Squirt gun
Pallet of laxatives

[CYBER]

Wallmart
Kids' clothing/babydoll toy, KY Jelly, Zip Ties in bulk.

Ask the cashier if their SD-to-photo printing machine stores any duplicates locally.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Wallmart
Kids' clothing/babydoll toy, KY Jelly, Zip Ties in bulk.

Ask the cashier if their SD-to-photo printing machine stores any duplicates locally.

nice!

[kionay]

walmart

knife
gps device
night vision goggles

(not sure if walmart'd sell 'em)

added bonus if you ask the cashier what kind of car they drive

purely out of curiosity of course

[Sin]

Acme

Eggs, Butter, Milk.

Watch the cashiers face.

[SCRIBBLE]

Acme

Eggs, Butter, Milk.

Watch the cashiers face.

you are bold

[Steamer]

Salvation Army
Rope, Nightstick, job application

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Walmart

Condoms, Tampons, Cupcakes.

[elmx844]

Walmart
mannequin, hand saw, red paint

Slightly On-Topic Story: This reminds me of one time I was at Spencer's at the mall, and this woman was buying a sex toy (don't remember what it was, think it was a vibrator) and she asked what the return policy on it was. In a nutshell, the cashier was like "Why would we want that back...?"

[phil.™]

Target

Case of red bull
Lotion
Jenny Craig's Workout DVD

[the_best_noob]

Target

Case of red bull
Lotion
Jenny Craig's Workout DVD

Maybe you just have dry skin and tire easily?

[Nemesis]

Walmart
mannequin, hand saw, red paint

Slightly On-Topic Story: This reminds me of one time I was at Spencer's at the mall, and this woman was buying a sex toy (don't remember what it was, think it was a vibrator) and she asked what the return policy on it was. In a nutshell, the cashier was like "Why would we want that back...?"

That never happened and yours is terrible. Get cancer.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

That never happened and yours is terrible. Get cancer.

Beat me too it. Iv heard that story plenty of times to know that its fake.

Here is one i cant make up, i lost a bit of my hope for humanity when i witnessed the following: Women at Mc Donalds counter asks for a Bacon Mc double. She returns swiftly after receiving her food to yell at the cashier about how she didn't want bacon on her bacon mc double. Yes she was a fat hideous walmart cow.

Amazon Warehouse

1. Tarp
2. Industrial Meat Grinder
3. Ky Jelly

[minjae]

walmart

justin bieber poster
ky jelly
red lipstick

[LoopyNator]

Bananas, condoms, and lube as you say. "Gonna be a fun night " with this face >:d lick you lips wile paying

[dHooM]

Walmart

Variety pack of condoms, diapers, and baby food.

[Carmichal]

Super Wal-Mart

Ground beef
Syringe
Ky lube