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Gaz
04-01-2014, 10:38 PM
okay just a casual day scrolling through the steam store burning some time when *BOOM!!* Goat Simulator pops up.
now to me living life as a goat is a dream come true!
the game is currently downloading it is a mere 1 gigabyte but i am probably about to play possibly the worst but also greatest goat game in the existence of the world.
now tell me if i am wrong but this game is the definition of retarded am i right?
I shall let you all know how it goes :spin:

Sin
04-02-2014, 07:07 AM
No. The goat is real.

the_best_noob
04-02-2014, 09:22 AM
You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?

Gaz
04-03-2014, 12:26 AM
actually the goat its self is really realistic the way it climbs ladders is unparalleled!
I might actually go get my self surgically transformed into a goat

Nemesis
04-03-2014, 12:50 AM
You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?

Who wants to be Carmichal?

brett friggin favre
04-03-2014, 02:46 AM
Who wants to be Carmichal?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/justaddwater/GIFs/gif_twinpeaks_coop_loltxt.gif

kionay
04-03-2014, 08:46 AM
ah, how wonderful it is to see what our technology has brought to us at this day and age

now we can fuck shit up as a goat

Gaz
04-03-2014, 09:12 PM
ah, how wonderful it is to see what our technology has brought to us at this day and age

now we can fuck shit up as a goat


nothing was more satisfying than blowing up a gas station as a goat

CYBER
04-03-2014, 11:10 PM
You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?
That's redundant for you ZM people.

kionay
04-04-2014, 10:43 AM
That's redundant for you ZM people.

come on, cyber. release your inner goat!

Corn Dog
04-14-2014, 09:28 PM
ah, how wonderful it is to see what our technology has brought to us at this day and age

now we can fuck shit up as a goat

That is what i live for bb

tmac
04-20-2014, 05:57 AM
this is by far the most amazing game ever on steam and i would worship whoever designed it as a god!! i knew something was missing from my life and behold "GOAT SIMULATOR" instead of watching goats on youtube for hours on end now i am the goat, i knew one day i would find the true meaning of life and the wonderful people that made this game have given me a true reason to live. thank you so much, i can only wish and pray for a sequel or at least and expansion pack, after playing this game i have decided to take every medical procedure possible to try and become a goat myself its a shame i cant get hooves though or i would have no way of continuing my life as the true goat ruler of humanity!!!!!!!!!