Pokemonize yourself

[CYBER]

Ok. I'm bored as fuck. For all you pokemon players out there, let's play a game.

Post YOURSELF as a pokemon based on your personality/physical stats etc.

Don't just pick OP abilities, try to fit your style, and who knows, we might have a battle down the road :P

Example, not necessarily what i will end up with:


Pokemon Name: Cyber

Type: Steel/Dragon

Ability: Adaptability

Moveset:
- Dragon's Rage
- Roar
- Iron Head
- Thrash

[Rapedollar$]

sure... mexican metal dragon....

[Sin]

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen on these forums.

That's saying a lot.

[Nemesis]

Cyber

Type: Foreign

Abilities: Mexican

Skills:
Leap - The Border
Cut - My Grass
Confuse - Everyone with your inability to speak English
--the fourth slot is intentionally left blank because you're a lazy fuck--

[Sin]

Cyber

Type: Foreign

Abilities: Mexican

Skills:
Leap - The Border
Cut - My Grass
Confuse - Everyone with your inability to speak English
--the fourth slot is intentionally left blank because you're a lazy fuck--

I like this game better. More entertaining.

Nemesis

Type: Scumlord

Abilities: Faggot

Skills:
Heal - casts a giant beam of maple syrup all over himself to grease himself up
Stupify - blurts out the most retarded shit anyone could come up with for 2 dmg
Suck - legit sucks other pokemon dicks to heal himself
Canada - poutine falls out of pockets with every step he takes

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I like this game better. More entertaining.

Nemesis

Type: Scumlord

Abilities: Faggot

Skills:
Heal - casts a giant beam of maple syrup all over himself to grease himself up
Stupify - blurts out the most retarded shit anyone could come up with for 2 dmg
Suck - legit sucks other pokemon dicks to heal himself
Canada - poutine falls out of pockets with every step he takes


Sin

Type: Troll

Abilities: Aquatic

Skills:
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless

Super effective against: Salt

[Steamer]

Sin

Type: Troll

Abilities: Aquatic

Skills:
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless

Super effective against: Salt

Mike

Type: Whiner

Abilities: Bitch

Skills:

Cry - Tears heal self for 5 hp
Moan - Caused fear with faggotry sounds
Complain - Frustration causes player to leave after unspecified buildup
Rage - 2 damage to all adject enemies, additional 1 if uner effect of Complain

This is a great game. Best shit here in a while.

[TheAdminsMother]

Pokemon Name: Spider

Type: Opiate Addict

Abilities: Tolerance - Not affected by status aliments

Moveset:
- Steal Your Shit
- Analgesia
- Rest
- Confusion

[Sin]

Pokemon Name: Spider

Type: Opiate Addict

Abilities: Tolerance - Not affected by status aliments

Moveset:
- Steal Your Shit
- Analgesia
- Rest
- Confusion

You're doing it wrong, faggot.

[StarsMine]

Pokemon Name: Spider

Type: Opiate Addict

Abilities: Tolerance - Not affected by status aliments

Moveset:
- Steal Your Shit
- Analgesia
- Rest
- Confusion

That was flattering...Are we supposed to like you or take pity on you, or are you asking for serious help through the wrong medium?

[Nemesis]

I'm great at helping people with addictions, I should give this a shot...

[StarsMine]

I should give this a shot...

...god damnit that was smooth

[TheAdminsMother]

That was flattering...Are we supposed to like you or take pity on you, or are you asking for serious help through the wrong medium?

You think too much brah :chillpill::plzdie:

[Nemesis]

You think too much brah :chillpill::plzdie:

He's just covering for you Helen.

[CYBER]

I'm great at helping people with addictions, I should give this a shot...


Good god, smoothest pun i've read in a while.
wp faggot. wp.

[maynard]

Cyber

Type: Foreign

Abilities: Mexican

Skills:
Leap - The Border
Cut - My Grass
Confuse - Everyone with your inability to speak English
--the fourth slot is intentionally left blank because you're a lazy fuck--

LMFAO.....:lmao:

[TheAdminsMother]

Suck it dry StarsMine!