Blade and Nem's IBIS Themed Mafia Game (Insanity Game #1)

[StarsMine]

zzz yall realize its potentially a 48 hour night zzzz

[SCRIBBLE]

Why bother with the zzz?

[CYBER]

because you never know when the mod gets all uppity in their vagina for talking after the day end.

ehhem, i mean zzzzz

[BladeTwinSwords]

You fuckwits just don't seem to get along very well. Some of you decided that it would be funny to ban each other for shits and giggles while someone figured that stopping their actions was just as effective. In any case, there is one less person to deal with so that makes my life a bit easier I suppose.

Assassin, who was - Brett - Town Sensor has been killed (WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE!!!!)

Day 2 begins you bunch of dildolickers. 6 alive, 4 to lynch.

[SCRIBBLE]

vote pass

[Rosie]

vote pass

Any info to go along with this?

[brett friggin favre]

Hah! Classic...

[CYBER]

1- I fucking told you that Blackmage didn't give a fucking damn who he was wagoning as long as it wasn't him.

2- CHRIST assassin you had ONE JOB and it was to just shut up all day until the next day.

3- That being said, something is fucked up...
I'm not buying these numbers.
I'll elaborate as soon as I think of an alternative possible scenario happening right now.

[StarsMine]

Vote Pass

[Trigger Unhappy]

Any reasoning for the quick Pass vote from our two "masons". If you aren't Mafia, you are putting Pass in a spot where Mafia could hammer him very quickly. Surprised Cyber didnt jump on.

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Also based on Flavor, someone got role-blocked or jailed.

[Passarelli]

Mafia has a roleblocker. I softed an investigative role day 1 and was roleblocked.
I am not a cop, but I am a Watcher. I was even watching Assassin.

From how they were acting day 1 protecting a 3rd party, the fact that town had a fucking sensor, and the fact that Scribble auto voted me with no reasoning just shows how scummy these masons are.

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch. 1 lynch today, 1 death tomorrow: 4 alive, it takes 3 to lynch. If there are two mafia left alive, than the mafia wins.

At this point it's going to take everyone town sided to lynch scum.

Let me pose this: do you really think we would have a sensor AND masons? I sure don't.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Sensor Masons and Watcher. Unfortunately I'm way to new to know if that is a valid set up... my gut says no. However I still think the bomb claim is a lot more scummy than the masons. Can we get a reason from our masons for the vote on Pass?

[StarsMine]

Yea yea we are mafia, we totally voted out BM and saw assassin as a threat. (like really?)
Yes we have masons, and even more stupid stuff, this is not a rolemadness game its an insane game. Everythign you understand about how the game is balanced should be thrown out the window now.

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Oh wait, that was you guys who voted out BM, Not us. Thats right.

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Yes there is a reason to vote out pass and its to find out information on some role modifiers

[Trigger Unhappy]

wait.. your argument is that because you were not part of the vote on the 3rd party that you are town?

[Rosie]

Rosie, we need one more vote to get it to L-2. Once we get that, I'll vote to L-1, take it off 5 min later, so I can be the hammer.

Also can someone explain why the Survivor was so happy to hammer the bomb?

[Trigger Unhappy]

probably because he didn't believe cyber was the bomb... like i dont.

[Assassin]

1- I fucking told you that Blackmage didn't give a fucking damn who he was wagoning as long as it wasn't him.

2- CHRIST assassin you had ONE JOB and it was to just shut up all day until the next day.

3- That being said, something is fucked up...
I'm not buying these numbers.
I'll elaborate as soon as I think of an alternative possible scenario happening right now.

Ok bomb. Same shit eouldve happens to me and you know it

[BladeTwinSwords]

Ok bomb. Same shit eouldve happens to me and you know it

You are dead. Stop saying things.

[StarsMine]

Cyber is one to talk, Cyber, you had one job, blow up mafia by geting yourself targeted, and you fucked it up. Dont bitch to ass about it when you cant do your own job.

[SCRIBBLE]

I now see why pass only trusted trigger first day, just look at his response to pass being voted.

Your argument blows, you are grasping for straws.

Interesting how you both jump on the impossibility of sensors and masons being town in blade's INSANITY game.

You two are hilariously obvious.

[Passarelli]

We are in lylo. We can't mislynch, and here are the two "masons" trying to hold out for another night. Of course they'd see the sensor as a threat. It'd show that no scum voted for BM.

[SCRIBBLE]

We think the sensor was a threat? Now you are trying to lead the vote on a blatantly sarcastic statement?

Scum is seeping out of your pores.


Go on, continue digging yourself a grave...

[StarsMine]

How the fuck would we know he was a sensor?
We just know assassin is not a great player, I would be worried about other things.

[SCRIBBLE]

I figure neither of us died because it was easier to kill assassin and cast doubt on us actually being masons. One of us dying without a janitor or bus would have confirmed us as town and masons to anyone actually doubting the claim.

[Passarelli]

From his soft claim. What else fits? That's the whole reason I watched him.

[SCRIBBLE]

What a waste of a watcher. How convenient you had the same thought in mind for target as the mafia. You come away with a claim and plausible deniability for being useless last night. No softing, no attempting to pull info out of other people.

When I said make the game fun, I did not mean make the game easy.

[Passarelli]

Traffic looks to be loosening up, so this will prolly be my last post till I'm done for the night.

I'll post then for why sensor and masons with 8 people is absurd for those that can't see why it's fucking retarded.

By the way, thanks for criticizing me for doing my job correctly.

These two are so obviously scum it's stupid.

[StarsMine]

Its a god damn insane game, its going to be absurd. This is not role madness, get that in your head.

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Just wait till you find out more about other peoples roles.

[CYBER]

ok.
I don't buy this whole setup at all even more now.
As much as I love easy wins, having a sensor AND two masons is just downright bullshit for town, and now a watcher.

Pass? You say you were watching assassin and you got roleblocked?
NOW I AM NOT PHISHING FOR INFORMATION BUT I AM STATING THIS RIGHT NOW: IF THERE IS IN FACT A ROLEBLOCKER THAT BLOCKED PASS, then that means that he did not kill assassin.
I'm guessing the roleblocker is NOT stars or scribble because if the dynamic duo actually roleblocked him, they wouldn't have voted him just now.

SO for the sake of assumption, let's assume it's either rosie or trigger.
IF one of you roleblocked pass, then that means he didn't carry on the kill on assassin, and that means either the other is the mafia, or the dynamic duo's been fucking with us the entire time.


NOW I WILL PUT THIS IS AS A SIDE REMARK.
Having a sensor in itself alone is op as fuck UNLESS, and dear god i hope i'm not right, there's actually a cult in the game, and the sensor could have been the perfect anti-cult weapon... Because ALTHOUGH it's an insanity game, having a ONE SIDED OP game for town in itself is not something i would see nemesis agree on.

So right now I'm still questioning the sensor + masons , i questioned that even before pass claimed watcher btw... which is even more of a "Wtf town is op unless... " moment for me.

[SCRIBBLE]

I am making this sign up early so that we can keep this going.

This is a custom made insanity game developed by me. I must mention a few things about this game:

1. It is NOT very balanced as it can include ANYTHING.
2. Everyone is guaranteed a power role of some sort.
3. It will start approximately 1 week after the Soft Drink Game ends.
4. I will be asking for volunteers to be a reserve player in case someone AFK's



For reference.

[CYBER]

For reference.
i understand that... still man...
sensor alone is a game breaker...

christ blade, this setup is weird as hell though, now i dont believe anyone.

[Passarelli]

There is a difference between not very balanced and absurdly one sided. Sensor reduces the list of suspects by about half, and with masons reduces this even more, to what would be a 66-100% chance of finding both scum.

I'd also like to point out that Stars was so damn sure Blackmage wasn't scum. Their initial votes on me with no information given was scummy--then when questioned about it they said they were trying for more information. News flash: we are in lylo. Two votes pushes me to the tipping point. Scum haven't offed me why? Oh, because they are already on the wagon.

Trigger, BM probably had 1x deathproof and needed to survive to day 2 which is why he would have hammered the bomb.

The reason I claimed was because we are in lylo. We can't mislynch. There is no reason to hold back information if it can increase our chances of hitting scum. Note that besides claiming masons, that is all Scribble and Stars have done.

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Yea yea we are mafia...

Also, this is pretty much the scummiest thing you can do.

[CYBER]

i need some feedback from trigger rosie, trigger was the first to point out the roleblock while backed up by the flavor he mentioned.
So i'm leaning to think that he's the one that roleblocked pass.

If he can confirm that , then pass did NOT attack ass, which literally narrows it down to 3 people : rosie, and the dynamic duo to pick from.
We can't fuck this up.


I still don't understand why stars was 100% convinced that blackmage was town and backing him up when I was the one being policy lynched.

[StarsMine]

I would like to point out, we are not necessarily lylo. As I said before things like doctors, vest, bus drivers, etc are possibly in play. Someone even has hard claimed that a bomb is in play. Our votes on you pass are for 2 reasons: 1 you are very scummy coming out of yesterday, just look at BM posts. 2, hidden modifiers ARE in play and your death will provide information on what they are, without knowing what those are information will be flawed. Though as always a hit on mafia is highly preferred. And we just happen to have a strong suspension you are mafia. If we happen to be wrong, we still get some very important information to move on with.

Why was I so sure BM was not mafia? Because going for cyber yesterday was the smart play, Cyber's claim is quite possibly the stupidest play I have ever seen in a mafia game. In case cyber does not know this yet, that claim screwed town if it is true, he did NOT have to claim. All you guys had on him was his apparent manipulation of me (when I voted for cyber I did not even see BM vote, that was a mistake on my part they you guys put on BM). As you said we were looking at trains for information, It is highly unlikely for a town to die night one without mafia voting for him. I never knew for sure he was clean, but everything you had on him was bullshit and it stank to high heaven. True a survivor does not have to align himself with town, but doing so is the smarter choice.

Hell why you guys voted for the guy when you all thought he was a 3rd party lyncher is beyond me. Why lynch the lyncher? Its stupid.

[Rosie]

No need to hold back that I can see. I am Ricochet the Town Roleblocker. It was my roleblock that hit Pass I assume, although it was aimed at Ass. Seems unlikely that scum would have another Roleblocker. My guess is that scum have a Busdriver who targeted Ass and Pass, my shot was redirected to Pass, but the kill wouldn't get driven. Unless someone is really a Nexus and targeted Pass.

[StarsMine]

I love how protecting a 3rd party on day 1 makes us scummy to pass.

[Passarelli]

You really need to get better at reading people. Blackmage was using rhetoric in his arguments instead of logic. That is something I'd expect from a Mexican, but definitely not him. His day 1 play style also did a 180. Sure, it's meta, but it worked and only after we got some useful wagons to look at.

Anyway, I'm off for bed. Trig, Cyber, Rosie, the evidence is there, you just have to look for it.

[CYBER]

GR8. now you're telling me that there's a roleblocker AND a bus driver as well (pass claimed roleblocked first before that, so i'm inclined to believe this and that there's a bus driver in play, which is TYPICALLY (don't shoot me for that sentence) is a scum power role as it is a negative role for town.

My money on it being rosie.

[StarsMine]

Rosie is a possibility, but we wont learn about hidden modifiers with him.

[Passarelli]

My only clue I was role blocked was my lack of results and that assassin died.

[Trigger Unhappy]

I'm with pass on this one. The addition is masons to a watcher plus assassins role is too much. Town would have such an advantage in that type of game that it would be infeasible. Vote stars

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vote stars

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Pass it mentioned role block in the flavor. I thought it might be hassle, but looks like we have confirmation from rosie.

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Jailor instead of hassle. Autocorrect

[Rosie]

I am who I say I am. I didn't think about my shit getting redirected until my 3rd beer tonight. I just assumed I wasted my ability on Ass because he got hit. The wonder twins concern me, and I still think your bomb claim is trash. Trig has been at least somewhat helpful by pointing out the RB in flavor, and Pass has played pretty logical as best as I can tell.

Vote Stars Now I think I should have stuck with the first vote I made.

[Passarelli]

Ah, I guess it doesn't really matter which scum we get as long as we get one, unless they want to offerup which one is the better power role.
unvote
[vote stars

[StarsMine]

I suppose I have to hard claim since I am L1 >.> you fucks
Mason, Cop w/ hidden modify, 1x vest, Mikey.

Thanks a whole fucking ton. I need information on what the modifier is.

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As you said, Lylo. Vest cant protect me now

[CYBER]

vote stars just to be sure. time to see what that mason bs is about

[StarsMine]

You fucking idiots. If it was lylo why would >.>

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All this because you guys dont relize its an insanity game where balance doesnt matter. Why you belive all the other roles are in the game but not mason is beyond me.

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How much harder of a hard claim do you guys want?

[CYBER]

You fucking idiots. If it was lylo why would >.>

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All this because you guys dont relize its an insanity game where balance doesnt matter. Why you belive all the other roles are in the game but not mason is beyond me.

Yeah, not buying it.


Roleblocker, if stars is a mafia, roleblock scribble to block his shot, if stars was a casualty and NOW decided to claim? seriously? if he's not mafia, then roleblock the other person, i think rosie as it's possible he could be a mafia bus driver... But that's just all sorts of fucked up right now. a bus driver can't target himself so we should be safe from it being redirected onto pass.

Pass, watch over trig just in case.
And with me happily accepting night visits, please come drive by. SEE THAT'S WHY A BOMB IS STILL USEFUL, don't need to be fucking protected when trigger can be watched over.


That's what i think is the best option right now as having 2 "unconfirmed" masons to the next day is VERY VERY VERY DANGEROUS as they can double hammer any vote that happens.

[StarsMine]

A vote on pass would confirm us as we can claim our hidden modifiers.

[CYBER]

A vote on pass would confirm us as we can claim our hidden modifiers.
no it doesn't CONFIRM you.
On the VERY unlikely chance that you even have that hidden modifier crap, all it does is reveal it to YOU, then we STILL have to swallow that claim with a grain of salt.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, stars, at least by killing you, we can confirm scribble out of it for tomorrow's voting if you are town, or it's GG if you are not, as simple as that.
Us voting for pass can possibly deny us a watcher that might be able to counterclaim an action that happens, and it would STILL leave you and scribble without a single shred of credibility among us.

Believe it or not, this is the safest vote for me. I'd rather keep scribble around because he's reasonable on the offchance we made a mistake, but it's not a loss of info, but actually a good way to remove the doubt off your own partner, again, that's assuming you're not lying through your teeth, which i severely doubt considering this setup revelation so far.

[StarsMine]

Killing pass would confirm me because he is mafia.This entire game I have been truthfull. I cant belive you guys are following pass just becuase his logic is I protected a 3rd party.

Cyber, if you are who you say you are, I cant think of a better canidite for LVP. Between makinging yourself worthless to town, and then hammering one of your most powerful teammates when its lylo.

Pass claims (http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/13772-Blade-and-Nem-s-IBIS-Themed-Mafia-Game-(Insanity-Game-1)?p=201910#post201910) sensor is a threat to mafia because it would show no scum voted for BM, before that claimed (http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/13772-Blade-and-Nem-s-IBIS-Themed-Mafia-Game-(Insanity-Game-1)?p=201897#post201897) it was scummy that we protected BM

Removing doubt off my partner is all well and good, but the reason I said it wasnt necessarily lylo before was due to my vest, No one is going to target you cyber since you are useless, the only way for it not to be lylo would be if they blow up on you. And you cant do your job.

[SCRIBBLE]

You confirm me by lynching stars, I'm dead tonight, town loses. Trig, pass, cyber, and Rosie. You can't all be town, the numbers do not support it.

Oh well, guess you will be getting used to the taste of your foot soon enough.

[Trigger Unhappy]

unvote
vote stars

[SCRIBBLE]

You already voted stars, retard.

[BladeTwinSwords]

We have a lynch.

You fuckers decided that it just wasn't worth it in the end.

Stars, who was - Mikey - Town Cop has been lynched.

The day grows dark and the clouds block the sun....but nothing happens yet.

Night 2 begins!

[BladeTwinSwords]

The bans just keep on coming.

Scrib - who was Joker - Town Cop has been killed.

Pass - who was Maynard - Mafia Janitor has been killed.

Mafia Team 2 have completed their win condition!

Winners:
Trig - who was Phil - Mafia Bus Driver
Rosie - who was Ricochet - Mafia Roleblocker

[Rosie]

So this was 3v2v2v1? Sweet, Good job Partner!

[Blackmage]

I'll wait to say more after I see the whole thing, but I really enjoyed Pass saying the reason he was suspicious of me was an article that knows it's out of date and is about a normals game :P

[Trigger Unhappy]

Good job man knew there were two teams,didn't realize a janitor was in play

[CYBER]

dangit pass, i said rosie -.-... sensor and stars being town cop means that there's NO WAY it was just us 2 in the game :S

i go to sleep and wake up to this -.-, we got SO CLOSE...

Then again if we killed rosie... then it would have been a hilarious mexican standoff because basically scribble would have chosen who wins lol...

https://louiseaugusta.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/the-godfather-crop-1.jpg

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Good job man knew there were two teams,didn't realize a janitor was in play

question, when nemesis or blade write you your original mod text,
did you get your "you are X mafia" in red or purple? just out of curiosity.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Gave us a cartel plus roles were in purple

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God rosie, good thing i chose no action night 2. That really could have fucked us

[CYBER]

Gave us a cartel plus roles were in purple

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God rosie, good thing i chose no action night 2. That really could have fucked us


1- so just like i thought, your team colorscheme gave you the edge that you knew another mafia team existed or at least had that doubt seed planted.
My team we were like "wtf with all the investigations? is there a goddamn cult somewhere???" lol...
The fact that you had day talk though ... now that's wassup -.-
For the record, my team was SEVERELY underdog in that game, just pointing it out.
But well played.

2- It was gg whether you did anything or not at this point.
the ONLY way this game would have lasted to day 3 was if pass killed rosie, and you tried shooting me, then scribble woudl have had to basically let one mafia team win by voting for one of u and me. and i don't think i was his favorite this game, seeing the first wagon lol

SEE NOW I KNOW WHY YOU KNEW I WASNT BOMB even before i claimed the "lynch me and u die" part, BECAUSE YOU KNEW of another mafia team, and pass/cyber felt like the perfect combo, where bomb doesn't fit....
rest in pepperonis

[Trigger Unhappy]

What was your role cyber?

[StarsMine]

Dumbasses not voting for Pass. Dumbass all of yall. >.>

[SCRIBBLE]

9:40 AM - SCRIBBLE <ibis>: I am not targeting anyone. If they keep me alive to help, I'm just going to make it difficult for anyone to win

[CYBER]

9:40 AM - SCRIBBLE <ibis>: I am not targeting anyone. If they keep me alive to help, I'm just going to make it difficult for anyone to win
hahahhhaha
that would have been hilarious.



Triggs, I was the Godfather in our team, not much i could do other than sit down and look pretty. You know, some games it's the godfather that HAS to submit the "pass does this, pass does that, i do this" compilation for the mod bcos he gets the final say in the mafia team, but u know, it's not like it would have made a gigantic differe... oh. DANGIT PASS u idgit (its ok i still luv u my wittle chainsaw baby)

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Dumbasses not voting for Pass. Dumbass all of yall. >.>
in case u missed the point:
both mafia teams double hammered you,
that's how welcomed you were in our ghetto.

[StarsMine]

I dont understand how we didnt get you out for that bomb thing. The other mafia team would have wanted you gone in a way where they dont get blown up.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Uncertainty was the killer for you. We actually weren't sure that it was a pass cyber team. If he turned out to actually be bomb, i would have just cc'd and forced cops to pick. I figured you would be investigating his claim which if bussed would make me look like bomb. His claim of bomb made us ignore him in favor of pass and assassin.

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Which hurt because had pass actually gotten to use his janitor ability, it would have probably been a team 1 win.

[Blackmage]

People REALLY need to hurry up and do things. Everyone should be voting within a day. Circle jerking till the sun comes up may be fun, but you can just go to general chat if you need to do that. No one even asking the mods a question in thread after requesting player list was awesome. Commenting on a bastard game, as having the town being the uninformed minority is, is hard to do. It was very worth playing in any case. Kudos to the mods, grats to the winners. I actually quite enjoy Nem's flavour. Can we get all the role notes?

The shining star of this game was Ass. The only vote he had on scum was an OMGUS during RVS :P Did everyone miss his sensor claim, or were you just faking it? I was not impressed at the time, and things like that are why we need to finish days. People start getting antsy and giving away more than we needed. It wasn't a totally bad play, just dangerous and unneeded.

Cyber faked a tilt. He claimed a scummy role. But when you have to convince the entire town AND some scum, and the role he has isn't interesting, things happen. It really was never about "you", I had decided I'd RVS the last person to confirm to see if people would do RVS. People are starting, we're almost there. However, people really do need to stop trying to metagame too.

Pass was almost as scummy as Cyber. I'm still not sure how much you were BSing, and how much you thought you were being serious with. Where did you come up with your theory on third parties? Scum is defined as anyone the town needs to eliminate, so I'm wondering where you're coming from. I was not going to claim 3rd party in this game, so it didn't matter here, just wondering.

Rosie and Trig were mostly silent, which worked just fine. Grats.

Stars and Scrib were on point, but when town is not the uninformed majority, that hardly matters. Nice try guys.

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Clarification:

That first comment on Ass is NOT serious. He was convinced by the wrong people day 1, which happens. You win some, you lose some.

[SCRIBBLE]

I enjoyed it. Good game.

[Nemesis]

Scribble - Mason Cop – Joker
Scribble! You faggot, you get to play Joker, one of the many mouth breathing cunts we get to put up with today. Joker’s usual game play involves staying around longer than 2 hours before going AFK for the rest of the game, but he does get mod-killed, so there’s something you can relate to. Joker wants to get into Clan, or ULA, or some shit, I don’t know I don’t really care, but either way, he’ll need to catch hackers, which is why he’s Joker, The Town Cop. Get it? Cop? Catch hackers? Ya, fuck you. Oh, and because Joker is too stupid to do anything himself, we gave you a mason partner Starsmine so, you’ve got that going for you.
Abilities: Investigate a player each night to find if they’re town/anti-town
Also you can Night talk with Starsmine, and have gay cyber-sex and all that.
Win condition: Don’t be boring as usual and eliminate any opposition to Town Victory.

Stars - Mason Insane Cop (1 Vest) – Mikey
Stars, you get to play one of the biggest mouth-breathing fucks we have ever had the pleasure of playing Mafia. You are Mikey, The Town Cop. I was thinking about putting in a post restriction where every post had to be at least 5 paragraphs long, but I’m pretty sure I would have just killed myself, kind of like everyone wanted to do when Mikey actually played. Now, we know that Mikey is nowhere near competent enough for rational thought, so we gave you a mason partner Scribble. Let’s see if you faggots can find your way around (Hint: probably not)
Abilities: Investigate a player each night to find out if they’re town-anti-town
Also you can Night talk with Scribble, have fun…fags.
You also have a 1-time, always on, vest.
Win Condition: Try not to annoy me and eliminate any opposition to Town Victory.

Assassin - Sensor – Brett
Whiney McFaggerson! Taking a break from sucking cock to play a little Mafia? Try not to get much jizz on your keyboard. When we rolled for random we had to change your role since you’re fucking terrible at this game, so we can up with something even you shouldn’t fuck up (Hint: You’re gonna fuck it up) You are A Faggot, but seriously, your role is Brett, Town X-shot Sensor. Brett always dies night 1 or is mafia, you’re terrible and die night 1 when you’re mafia. I’m sure there’s a similarity there somewhere, either way, you fucking suck.
Abilities: After a lynch and while nighttime, you may find out how many anti-town players voted in the lynch.
Win Condition: Try not to be as much of a bitch as usual, and eliminate any opposition to Town Victory.

Cyber - Godfather - Rape$$
All Hail Cyber, King of the Faggots! I want to see, just how quickly, you fuck this up. Seriously, you really suck. Anyways, you’re the Godfather, and I was trying to find IBIS’ leader but there isn’t really anyone around here who does anything, so I picked one of the more well-known pole-greasers, you are Rape$$, Mafia Godfather. Your faggot partner is Pass, who is playing Maynard, The Mafia Janitor. We had to beef up your side because Cyber and Pass? Please, easy win for everyone who is not you. Try hard, faggots.
Abilities: You may perform a night kill on anyone (Try not to target yourself, idiot)
Also you may talk ONLY AT NIGHT with your faggot partner.
ALSO, being Godfather, you show up as opposite alignment of what you actually are, or possibly they just get a result of “HUGE FAGGOT” I haven’t decided yet.

Pass - Janitor – Maynard
Pass! Fuck You. You drew the short straw and have to work with Cyber, sorry. Try to just kinda, not associate with him or something. So, with that, you’re Maynard, The Mafia Janitor and Cyber is Rape$$, the Mafia Godfather. Maynard always seems to be cleaning shit up around here so Janitor is somewhat fitting. Plus, he only has a high school diploma so it’s not like he can be anything important. So Cyber has lead on this one. Dear God help you. Also if (and when) Cyber dies, you become a regular goon.
Abilities: Clean up a kill made by the Godfather, meaning the name and role will not show up to town after the night phase. Try to pick the same person between you two retards or you get nothing.
Also you may talk ONLY AT NIGHT with your faggot partner.
Win Condition: Eliminate any and all Opposition, or hold a majority over non-killing town-aligned roles.


Trig - Bus Driver – Phil
Trig, you get to be a Mexican. As a Mexican, you get to drive a vehicle, one which you probably stole. Also, as a Mexican, you’re a criminal (naturally), part of the Mojado Atras cartel. In case you’re too fucking stupid to understand, that makes you Mafia. You are Phil, the Mafia Bus Driver . Your poor and drive a bus, so you’re a regular Mexican, just with a job! Your partner is Rosie, who is Ricochet, The Mafia Roleblocker . Together you are The Mojado Atras! To everyone else just a couple Mexicans. Good Luck.
Abilities: You can switch two people at night. Any actions that were to happen to one, will happen to the other.
Also you may talk with your partner DURING AND ONLY DURING THE DAY. DAY TALK. NO NIGHT TALK
Win Condition: Eliminate any and all Opposition, or hold a majority over non-killing town-aligned roles.

Rosie - Roleblocker – Ricochet
Rosie, you’re probably not gonna live very long so there’s really no point in writing you anything nice, since it’ll be a waste. Can you even read? Speaking of illiteracy, you get to play another Mexican (I think), you are Ricochet, The Mafia Roleblocker. Your partner, in this Mojado Atres Cartel, is Trigger Unhappy, who is fellow Mexican Phil, The Mafia Bus Driver. Boy doesn’t that sound fun?
Abilities: You can target one player at night and stop them from performing actions. Actions still happen to them though…like rape and such.
Also you may talk with your partner DURING AND ONLY DURING THE DAY. DAY TALK. NO NIGHT TALK
Win Condition: Eliminate any and all Opposition, or hold a majority over non-killing town-aligned roles.

Blackmage - Survivor (1 Vest) (PA System) – ZERO
Blackmage, I’ve never liked you, nor the game you played, both of which smell of ham and vomit. Anyways, your role is ZERO The Survivor. Now, I’m sure you’re asking yourself, “Why isn’t ZERO the leader of either the Mafia or Town? Since he started the community.” And the answer to that is a resounding, “Go Fuck Yourself.” ZERO mostly sits around while others do all the work, just like a survivor. You also have a vest, which I imagine as a clan member he holds in front of himself to get stabbed for him. Also, seeing how most of what ZERO does is talk, you’ve been granted a PA System to use at night. You can use it to do whatever you want; talk game, call out Cyber for being a faggot, posting stupid Amine shit, anything. You can post pictures, videos or text, just about anything. The only thing is you can’t pretend to be a mod, other than that go nuts. Just float throughout the game.
Abilities: You have a 1-shot, always on, vest.
You also have access to the PA System. Log on as a user on the forum to use it, and please use it and entertain me?
Username: PA SYSTEM
Password: password
Win Condition: Survive to the end of the game. Once another faction’s win condition is met, and you’re alive, you win along with them.

Note that a few things were changed after I wrote the flavor for balance. So what you got from blade may slightly differ from what I wrote. That's not that you were lied to, it's that I was putting flavor in and balance came after.

Thank you for playing. I enjoyed nodding and will do more in the future.

[Assassin]

Those are fucking hilarious.

[CYBER]

The best part is yours, assassin :


You are A Faggot, but seriously, your role is Brett, Town X-shot Sensor. Brett always dies night 1 or is mafia, you’re terrible and die night 1 when you’re mafia. I’m sure there’s a similarity there somewhere, either way, you fucking suck.

The icing on the cake is when Brett wrote me on steam calling me an asshole for killing you assassin because, and i quote : "fucking typical, I'm not even IN this fucking mafia game and I STILL fucking die night 1."

Hahahahahaah

[StarsMine]

It felt like my flavor text was written for cyber, not Mikey. The 5 paragraph headache inducing meta was always his thing.

[phil.™]

Your words hurt sometimes nem

[Trigger Unhappy]

Your words hurt sometimes nem

Did i do you proud you filthy mexican?

[phil.™]

Did i do you proud you filthy mexican?

You did, 12%.

[Rapedollar$]

Aww cyber... you finally got to be me...

How quaint.

[CYBER]

Aww cyber... you finally got to be me...

How quaint.

I was you for 5 seconds and everyone already had me at the stake with pitchforks and torches you fuck!

(but hey, i almost carried your sorry ass to victory, but SOMEONE had to ruin the day again -.- damnit pass! <3

[CYBER]

btw. whoever is interested in playing , check the sign up thread later tonight or tomorrow because PASS will be hosting another fun mafia game, while i work on my setup for the game after that!

Pass, how many people do you need? should we get phil and brett and minjae and tom and others joining or what?