Minimalist Mafia

[SCRIBBLE]

Once you receive your role, confirm in this thread. The game will start once the majority of players has confirmed. Do not post in this thread for any reason other than to confirm receipt of your role until the game begins.

[SCRIBBLE]

Nemesis reminded me that I had agreed to running a game.

Never tell your password to anyone.
5:10 PM - |-Nemesis-|: start the game you retard
5:21 PM - SCRIBBLE <ibis>: no
5:22 PM - |-Nemesis-|: the fuck is wrong with you?
5:23 PM - SCRIBBLE <ibis>: apathetic?
5:24 PM - SCRIBBLE <ibis>: it gave me something to do while i was overseas, now that i'm back i have about 10% interest

[SCRIBBLE]

Roles sent.

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Closed setup, 9 people game, majority vote rules, no bastard modding.

48 hour night time limit, no day time limit.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Confirmed.

[hippo]

Confirmed

[I'm a zambi]

Confirmedido.

Allow me to start things off. Vote Strongfuck.

:smirk:

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O right the game hasn't started yet, nevermind. :lmao:

[CYBER]

Confirmed.

[Passarelli]

Lol, Cyber got into the game but I didn't. Le sigh.

[What]

Firm........just sooooooo firm.

[Assassin]

Confirmed.

[Nemesis]

I see calling scribble a bitch works well...

confirmed.

[SCRIBBLE]

That's a majority. I missed two people, pass and zuki. Sorry.

Day 1 Start

[Assassin]

Well.. vote cyber

[I'm a zambi]

Vote Strongfuck.

[hippo]

Vote Zambi.

[What]

A day one Cyber lynch has shown to provide a guaranteed town win in the games were such a strategy it has been tested.

Vote Cyber

And for you new people, this is how it goes, we all vote Cyber, he rages that he is never going to play again, and we all laugh. Though on firmer ground, day 1, no info, everyone is going to lie and claim town anyways, killing Cyber is win win. If he is mafia, great, one down, if he is town, then we got rid of his pointless text walls and needless confusion. He is an albatross around the necks of us all.

[StarsMine]

Vote Cyber
I was wondering why people were voting on the first page before we even knew if it was day start or night start

[I'm a zambi]

Vote Cyber
I was wondering why people were voting on the first page before we even knew if it was day start or night start

:lmao: It had been so long since playing the last mafia game that I forgot we needed majority confirmation before we could begin.

[hippo]

Yeah I know about the customary Cyber vote. I just based my rng vote on the fact that Raven was so eager to vote

[I'm a zambi]

It ain't RNG if it's biased. :lmao:

[Nemesis]

Oh my god its started!

vote cyber

As is tradition.

[phil.™]

Confirmed

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Vote Zambi
and who is strongfuck ? He fucks you strong ?

[Nemesis]

Vote Zambi
and who is strongfuck ? He fucks you strong ?

Scribble is a twat so there's a good chance that doesn't even count. As a new player, please follow the tradition of lynching Cyber before he has a chance to post anything so we can all gather around and, together, watch him cry.

[phil.™]

I forget, it's L-2 right? 9 players, we need 7 to lynch? Can someone confirm this please.

[Nemesis]

I forget, it's L-2 right? 9 players, we need 7 to lynch? Can someone confirm this please.

How fucking Mexican are you? With 9 players you need 5 to lynch. Unless there's some vote modifiers out there.

[hippo]

It ain't RNG if it's biased. :lmao:

You know what I mean. It was late and I was drinking

[phil.™]

How fucking Mexican are you? With 9 players you need 5 to lynch. Unless there's some vote modifiers out there.

You're right, I had a brain fart. So next person to vote cyber lynches him. Wellllll then.

[hippo]

You're right, I had a brain fart. So next person to vote cyber lynches him. Wellllll then.

Ooo true, that's 4
Unvote.
Vote Cyber. :lmao:

[I'm a zambi]

rip cyber

[Assassin]

Lol poor cyber. Every damn game.

[Nemesis]

At this point it's just fucking hilarious.

[phil.™]

Yikesssss. Hippo, all eyes on you now.

[hippo]

Yikesssss. Hippo, all eyes on you now.

It was my plan from the beginning to be his 5th vote :smirk:

[Nemesis]

Now we just have to wait 6 days for scribble to show up.

[Assassin]

Lol hippo do you hate cyber for some reason

[Nemesis]

Lol hippo do you hate cyber for some reason

Well I mean, it is cyber.

[hippo]

Lol hippo do you hate cyber for some reason

Lmao no, quite the contrary. I just want to fit in :)


Well I mean, it is cyber.

This ^

[phil.™]

It was my plan from the beginning to be his 5th vote :smirk:

Yikesss

[What]

I'm just waiting for Cyber's ragesplosion

[StarsMine]

It was my plan from the beginning to be his 5th vote :smirk:

uh.....

[Nemesis]

Oh man the suspense!

[SCRIBBLE]

Ooo true, that's 4
Unvote.
Vote Cyber. :lmao:

Cyber, vanilla townie, has been lynched.

Night 1 Begins

Do not post in this thread until Day 2 begins.

PM me your night actions.

Night 1 actions are due in my inbox by 18:30 EST, 4/11/2016

[SCRIBBLE]

Many conspired during the night, some sought to help and others chose to interfere. The best laid plans often lead to failure.

What/Mafia Godfather has been eliminated.
Nemesis/Third Party Serial Killer has been eliminated.

Day 2 Begins

[Assassin]

Well then.... vote hippo

[hippo]

Phil's been quiet and I don't think he voted last time

Vote Phil.

[StarsMine]

Wow, that night went damn well overall.

Hippo, your comment on wanting to be the hammer is dubious at best.

[I'm a zambi]

Vote Strongfield.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

It was my plan from the beginning to be his 5th vote :smirk:
Kill the strategist first
Vote hippo

[hippo]

Wow, that night went damn well overall.

Hippo, your comment on wanting to be the hammer is dubious at best.

You're saying this like you're surprised Cyber got lynched first

[Assassin]

You're saying this like you're surprised Cyber got lynched first

Well no but hammering someone usually is a scum tell

[hippo]

Well no but hammering someone usually is a scum tell

Ah I see, fair enough then. Regardless, it WAS Cyber

[I'm a zambi]

Regardless, it WAS Cyber
All suspicions should drop, based on this comment alone.

Also, mafia is now alone (should be, at least). So there's ... 1 mafia, 5 town? Pretty good odds, unless I fucked up the number of people we started with.

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Yeah, we started with 9 (since 5 was a majority lynch). There's like a 0.00000001% chance Scribs would start a game with 3 mafia and a serial killer so mafia should be alone now. We can pretty safely ML and still be fine.

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My vote stays.

[StarsMine]

Well no but hammering someone usually is a scum tell

Its not even that, its him wanting to be the hammer.

[Assassin]

Yeah fair enough stars

[phil.™]

Phil's been quiet and I don't think he voted last time

Vote Phil.

I did not vote day 1, as I did not think a lynch would have happened so quickly. You hammered pretty quickly, killed of a townie buddy.

Does anyone have anything useful they got from the night?

[Assassin]

I'm going with this being a mostly vt game and your asking our power roles to out themselves Phil....tsk tsk

[phil.™]

I'm going with this being a mostly vt game and your asking our power roles to out themselves Phil....tsk tsk

I never told anyone to out themselves. I just said does anyone have anything useful. Don't feed other people wrong information ass.... tsk tsk.

[CYBER]

Yo scribbs! Lasted 18 hours this time without giving the slightest damn, progress! Now pay up.


oh and ps: (don't edit my big reveal, ass pudding. not but seriously i forgot about this game.)
cheeeeeeeerioooos

[Assassin]

Phil the only people who would have usedull info is power roles...so if they speak up...they out themselves. C'mon now

[hippo]

Fucking Cyber :banghead:

Anyway I have my suspicions on both Ass and Stars right now so I'm gonna go ahead and Unvote.

[phil.™]

Fucking Cyber :banghead:

Anyway I have my suspicions on both Ass and Stars right now so I'm gonna go ahead and Unvote.

I always have my suspicions on ass. Always. He's always an ass :smirk: lolol:icon_mrgreen:

[Assassin]

Look if the power roles wanna out themselves then it's w.e we are probably only down to one mafia left I was just always under the assumption we keep power roles secret rhe longest we can if it makes sense

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I always have my suspicions on ass. Always. He's always an ass :smirk: lolol:icon_mrgreen:

Lol thanks!

[I'm a zambi]

Stay dead, Cyber! :pistols:

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if a power role has a mafia lead, it's pretty much game and they should out themselves, if not, they should out tomorrow, regardless of whether we ml today or not.

[Assassin]

Stay dead, Cyber! :pistols:

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if a power role has a mafia lead, it's pretty much game and they should out themselves, if not, they should out tomorrow, regardless of whether we ml today or not.

That's all I was meaning. Hold until when it's petinent.

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Pertinent stupid phone...

[phil.™]

Ok this isn't going anywhere.
Ass and strong wants a lynch on hippo. Zambi wants lynch on strong. Ass an ass.

Is pass even in this game? He posted what, once?

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Oh sorry, pass and zuk is not in it.

Vote hippo

[StarsMine]

Fucking Cyber :banghead:

Anyway I have my suspicions on both Ass and Stars right now so I'm gonna go ahead and Unvote.

What, but not phil? you had three of us call you out for that weird statement.

[hippo]

What, but not phil? you had three of us call you out for that weird statement.

That has nothing to do with it.

Anyway, if Stars decides to hammer me, we'll have at most 4 townies left. And after the night, we might be down to 3. That's assuming there's only 1 anti-town left though. If a power role has any vital information, now is the time to speak. If not, stay silent

[StarsMine]

Why the hell would you assume I will hammer you. Suspect and accuse are two different things
Yea we might be down to 3 town vs 1 anti town, but that isnt game.

[hippo]

If, Stars, I said If. No need to get all defensive

Although, in all fairness, Raven could do the same.

[I'm a zambi]

Where did Stronfuck go, he posted ... what, once? twice?

[hippo]

Where did Stronfuck go, he posted ... what, once? twice?

I was wondering the same thing. He confirmed, voted you, voted me and I think das it

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

No matter what I would post, its a offense for master zambini.
What would you like? The taste of my chainsaw?

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No, seriously
What should i post

[SCRIBBLE]

Dick pics

[hippo]

Scribs you creep, he's only seventeeeeen :phones:

[Assassin]

Well I think I know why zambi won't vote for hippo now...

[I'm a zambi]

Well I think I know why zambi won't vote for hippo now...
Because I have a mind of my own and I don't feel like sheeping someone?

[Assassin]

Sure that's it

[phil.™]

You guys are so boring. Let's get to night two already and lynch someone. Either do a no vote or vote someone. We have nothing to go off of.

[Assassin]

Yup. My vote is staying where it is at because of the hammer.

[hippo]

Alrighty then. Vote StarsMine.

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Here's where I think the votes stand.

Assassin (no votes)
Hippo (Ass, Strong, Phil)
Phil (no votes)
StarsMine (Hippo)
Strongfield (Zambi)
Zambi (no votes)

Stars still has to vote

[I'm a zambi]

Yup. My vote is staying where it is at because of the hammer.
You are so incredibly simple-minded. :banghead: Whatever.

[Assassin]

Unless you have a reason not to my vote as well as the others stands becsuse it was very scummy.

[StarsMine]

Really, the hammer itself was not scummy, like at all. it was the claim that he wanted to be it.

That all being said, I dont have a read on anyone else, and although I would rather there be something better to go off of, I might as well. Does not look like we will get anything new today.

Reasoning is weak, but its the best I got
Vote Hippo
Sorry hippo

[hippo]

Rip hippo

[I'm a zambi]

Rippo.

See ya tomorrow town.

[Assassin]

See zambi that's what we were talking about...if you knew he was down..say it..this is what happens when you sit on confirmed information.

[StarsMine]

See zambi that's what we were talking about...if you knew he was down..say it..this is what happens when you sit on confirmed information.

Pardon?

[hippo]

I think he meant Town*

[SCRIBBLE]

...
Vote Hippo
...

Hippo, vanilla townie, has been lynched.

Night 2 Begins

Do not post in this thread until Day 3 begins.

PM me your night actions.

Night 2 actions are due in my inbox by 23:45 EST, 4/15/2016

[SCRIBBLE]

The morning air had the stench of death and failure, or death and success, depending on your perspective.

Zambi/Vanilla townie has been eliminated.

Day 3 Begins

[Assassin]

Then how did ...im really confused now.

[Assassin]

Scribble no bastard modding = no hidden mods right?

[StarsMine]

How did what? What you said was beyond confusing, Zambi did not know anything. He said he would see town tommorow, if he lived at least

Anyways
Im going for either assassin or strong as the last mafia.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Anyways
Im going for either assassin or strong as the last mafia.
Or you....

[Assassin]

I thought the see you tomorrow town was like a see you later fam phrasing...that's why I said what i did about knowing he was town...and etc.

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And yeah fuck you stars you've been really quiet and haven't been helping with anything. That's way more shimmy than anything strong or I have done

[phil.™]

I have a feeling I was aimed at 0.0

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We have a bus

[StarsMine]

We have not had anyone lynch mafia yet. Phil, I dont think you were shot at, considering a townie died last night.

Do you have anything to prove either Ass or Strong's innocence?

[Assassin]

Yeah having the sk and godfather killed in the first night seems like you wouldnt have another mafia and another killer type...unless it was a 1shot vig or something

[phil.™]

How many people are left?
Stars, ass, strong, me.

9 player game.
Setup: 5 Town, 2 Mafia, 2sk, or 6 town, 1 mafia, 2 sk. Most likely 6 town, 1 mafia and 2 sk's.

There are 4 people left. 2 town power roles, probably cop and doctor, 1 vt and 1 more sk.


vote strong

[Assassin]

If it was an sk...doesn't it usually not give info about the word on just that they went "missing"

[StarsMine]

Well.
Wasnt what I was asking for but ill take it
Vote Strong

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Yeah of course iam Mafia......
not.
Remeber the vote starter if they lynch me.
Vote StarsMine
Beep

[phil.™]

Remeber the vote starter if they lynch me.

It's only us 4.
If we lynch the wrong person, town lost. So yeah.

[StarsMine]

exactly, thats why I was hoping for some more info to make what seems to be a 50/50 to something more like an 80/20.

Phil though, why is your phone password 6969, just how old are you.

[Assassin]

unvote

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vote strong

[StarsMine]

well fuck

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Rip strong
But not rip mafia.
Can I choose the way of suicide?

[Assassin]

;) Phil I was rbing you. Ben Must be went after what bc what targeted him ti1st night

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Nem* must've

[phil.™]

Phil though, why is your phone password 6969, just how old are you.

Fuck you, and stop going through my fucking phone.

Ass, you would hammer you scum

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I knew you were a fucking rb. you targeted me again last night didnt you?

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

I bet its StarsMine

[Assassin]

Yeah I would

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Cop or doc Phil?

[phil.™]

Yeah I would

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Cop or doc Phil?

I like to play hard to get. What do you think I am?

[StarsMine]

I bet its StarsMine

Dude, How blunt could I be without hard claiming?

Also How blunt could ass be after he found out he won?

And you are still going hard for me?

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

No i just guess

[Assassin]

Lol. So fun.

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I'm saying cop btw.

[phil.™]

Lol. So fun.

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I'm saying cop btw.

I'll be what you want me to be, baby.

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I be the robber, you be the cop? I play warden, you play prisoner?

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You can "roleblock me" haaaaaa. GET IT?

[Assassin]

Lol got it

[SCRIBBLE]

vote strong

Strong, Vanilla Townie, has been lynched.

Night 3 Begins

Do not post in this thread until Day 4 begins.

PM me your night actions.

Night 3 actions are due in my inbox by 19:30 EST, 4/17/2016

[SCRIBBLE]

phil/town doctor has been eliminated.

Mafia wins (What, Assassin)

MVP: Assassin, mafia roleblocker - solid performance, night 2 actions earned the MVP title because he blocked phil and killed zambi, phil had targeted zambi to protect

LVP: cyber, vanilla townie - literally did nothing

GOOD GAME.

[Assassin]

Stars were you a vt?

[SCRIBBLE]

Stars - town cop
Phil - town doctor
Nemesis - sk
What - GF
Assassin - roleblocker
Everyone else - VT

[Assassin]

Lol you didn't get any reads stars?

[SCRIBBLE]

N1:
nem kills what
ass blocks phil
ass kills nem
stars investigates nem
phil protects nem
N2:
ass blocks phil
ass kills zambi
stars investigates phil
phil protects zambi
N3:
ass blocks phil
ass kills stars
stars investigates ass

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

GG
and lol cyber

[Assassin]

Lol you caught me stars :)

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And yes gg all

[hippo]

GG. I fucked up by forgetting jokes/sarcasm don't translate well online. Ah well, I had fun

[StarsMine]

Lol you didn't get any reads stars?

only on phill