Popcorn Mafia Game

[hippo]

You all voted that you understand the game, so I'll just leave this article here for reference: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Popcorn_Mafia

Other than the regular rules that everyone should know, there are a few others:


You can do mock votes, but these votes have no real value other than to guide/misguide the Gunbearer. However, the shooting (lynch) is ultimately the Gunbearer's sole decision


The Gunbearer targets by saying, for example, Shoot hippo. It must be bolded and it cannot be undone


When the Gunbearer shoots, Do not talk until I post the result


Mafia have daytalk


Days are 5 days long. If the Gunbearer does not shoot someone by then, he will be modkilled and Mafia will have 24 hours to elect another one.

This game is nightless.

Town wins when all mafia have been eliminated. Mafia wins when the last VT is the gunbearer.

If you have any questions, PM or Steam message me.

Roles:

7 Vanilla Townies
4 Mafia Goons

Player list:

1. StrongfieldtheGerman - Killed by Assassin
2. CYBER - Killed by Zuki
3. BladeTwinSwords
4. Nemesis - Killed by Assassin
5. Assassin - Eliminated (2 kills)
6. Zuki - Current Gunbearer
7. What - Blinded by Zambi's big booty
8. Jigglypuff
9. I'm a zambi - Twitter beef
10. StarsMine
11. SCRIBBLE - Shot his dick off

Pass has volunteered as a potential substitute if anyone can't play anymore

Roles will be sent out shortly but the game will not start until Sunday afternoon.

[hippo]

All roles sent. Write confirmed here. Game will start Sunday afternoon.

Mafia have until then to pick a Gunbearer.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Confirmed

[I'm a zambi]

Confirmed.

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

[JigglyPuff]

Confirmed

[What]

firmed for this shit show

[StarsMine]

aight bitches

[I'm a zambi]

!voteslay hippo

[CYBER]

Confettis

[Assassin]

Confirmed

[Zuki]

Confirmed.

[BladeTwinSwords]

Confirmed

[Nemesis]

Confirmed

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

[hippo]

Confirmed. !voteslay hippo

[Assassin]

Does that mean start?

[Nemesis]

I have no idea

[hippo]

Not yet, probably later today. I took too many dicks yesterday

[JigglyPuff]

You must like having dicks

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

[hippo]

You must like having dicks

Confirmed.

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

[Nemesis]

So I assume this game just isn't going to happen? ok, moving on.

[hippo]

If mafia don't pick a VT to be Gunbearer by tonight, I'll rng one

[Nemesis]

woot, hippo is just gonna play the game himself! gg.

[StarsMine]

Your waiting for that to happen to start the game?

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NVM re read rules, I understand now

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

[What]

Your waiting for that to happen to start the game?

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NVM re read rules, I understand now

#scumtell

[SCRIBBLE]

Right? Suddenly the game starts.

[StarsMine]

Wait, It started?

[hippo]

I thought I would be home by now but it won't be for another few hours. Please stand by

[SCRIBBLE]

Who hasn't confirmed? Easy game.

[hippo]

Flavour is gay but w/e

There were 11 people at a hippo convention. 7 of them loved hippos, but 4 of them thought hippos were gay. The 4 had a gun and decided to give it to the person who was most likely to fuck a hippo.

Scribble is the first gunbearer.

Day 1 Begins. You have until May 27th 7:30pm EST to shoot someone. Shoot wisely.

If you have any questions, PM or Steam me.

You guys now discuss who you think mafia is to guide Scribble, but at the end of the day, it's his sole decision.

[SCRIBBLE]

I'm just going to shoot whoever hammers me in the other game.

[Nemesis]

I'm just going to shoot whoever hammers me in the other game.

That's the greatest fucking thing ever, and I hope it's cyber.

[Zuki]

lol, love that tactic

[What]

I'll gladly unvote and hammer you in the other game.

[SCRIBBLE]

Go for it.

[What]

Just need someone to bump you back up to 5 votes now.

[Nemesis]

ok, let's see which one of you is the bigger bitch.

[What]

Done and done,

We will not succumb to terrorist threats!

Also, lets bork this biotch from the get go!

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BRING IT ON YOU SEXY BASTARD!

[Nemesis]

ohhhhh


OHHH!!!
OHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fuckin called out Scrib, are you a bitch? Are you?

[Assassin]

So Nem is a mafia.

[SCRIBBLE]

Shoot What

[What]

Oh you hurt me so good!

[hippo]

I seriously don't care if you guys enjoy this game because I'm having fun :lmao:

Anyway, Scribble attempted to shoot What but his big dick got in the way and he shot his own dick off. Scribble, Vanilla Townie, has been eliminated.

What is the second Gunbearer.

Day 2 Begins. What, you have until May 27th 10:00pm EST to shoot someone. Shoot wisely.

[What]

I'm the captain now!

[I'm a zambi]

:lmao:

[Nemesis]

http://2new2.fjcdn.com/pictures/Untitled+not+sure+if+nsfw+guess+ill+find+out+the_3 e8423_5838947.jpg

you go big boy.

[I'm a zambi]

11. SCRIBBLE - Shot his dick off
LOL fuckin rip

[StarsMine]

This wont end well.

[What]

Wait I have 5 days to decide who to shoot? That seems needlessly excessive.

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I will make my choice based on the following question:

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[hippo]

It's a limit, not a guideline. Subsequent days shouldn't take as long

[BladeTwinSwords]

A would be an enTREE

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*I...

[CYBER]

Wait I have 5 days to decide who to shoot? That seems needlessly excessive.

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I will make my choice based on the following question:

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/f7/275Shiftry.png/250px-275Shiftry.png

Sigh. I miss older gen...

[Assassin]

Sycamore

[Nemesis]

probably the tree they lynch blacks from.

[Zuki]

probably the tree they lynch blacks from.

I was going to say that :lmao:

A big Weeping willow

[StarsMine]

Mangrove? Live forever (well, live forever if warming was a thing) and move around.

[I'm a zambi]

A Truffula Tree.

[Nemesis]

I pick a cactus for Cyber, because that's all they have in Mexico.

[CYBER]

I pick a cactus for Cyber, because that's all they have in Mexico.

Cacti are awesome! fucking maple slurper.

[Assassin]

Wait Nem is a canuck? Ahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahshahhahshahnaha hhahahahajhahahhahahhahahahhaha.... Fag

[Nemesis]

Wait Nem is a canuck? Ahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahshahhahshahnaha hhahahahajhahahhahahhahahahhaha.... Fag

You didn't know that yet? Jesus sister fucker, try harder at life.

[CYBER]

Sowry

here. ftfy

[Assassin]

No wonder your salty all the time. I just figured you were a douche.

[What]

Still waiting on some of those trees......

[Nemesis]

Why would I be upset for literally being better than you? Nothing has changed.

[I'm a zambi]

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[Assassin]

I don't think you think that word means what it really means.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Cherry

[Zuki]

Cherry

Deffo Scum

[I'm a zambi]

I don't think you think that word means what it really means.
Which word, literally or better? Because they were both used correctly.

[Assassin]

Zambi you can get off nems nuts anytime you want to grow your own pair and no..both of those were incorrect.

[StarsMine]

? They were used correctly

[Assassin]

Lol soo many haters.

[Nemesis]

or maybe everyone just know you're fucking retarded.

[Assassin]

Lol coming from the person who has to be an internet tough guy...that means less than nothing. Just like your existence.

[Nemesis]

How does pointing out that your mom and dad were brother and sister make me a tough guy? You're just retarded, and I'm reminding you.

[Zuki]

This is gold :lmao: Just kill someone already, Will probably be me know as i have said that.

[Assassin]

So what you going to shoot someone or someththing

[CYBER]

Well this game fucking dropped dead instantly.

[JigglyPuff]

Sorry for the long responds busy but to answer What it's gonna be Apple Tree don't ask why lol

[StarsMine]

Well this game fucking dropped dead instantly.

What killed it

[CYBER]

What killed it
What :spin:


Sorry for the long responds busy but to answer What it's gonna be Apple Tree don't ask why lol
is that where u get ur 3rd grade psych meds?

[hippo]

What hasn't been online for a bit but he still has over 2 days so w/e

[What]

I've been on at least once every day this week

[JigglyPuff]

No u dum dum I've been busy with work and funeral and planning a wedding

[What]

shoot Zambi

[I'm a zambi]

It's not as if I didn't see that coming.

[CYBER]

It's not as if I didn't see that coming.

maybe it's because you're a lighter shade than Snowflake Nemesis

[hippo]

What asked everyone what their favourite tree was and Zambi said some Namekian shit. What was all like, "Imma die in this game too" and tried to shoot Zambi. Zambi's big booty blinded him and What shot himself. What, Vanilla Townie, has been eliminated.

Zambi is the third Gunbearer.

Day 3 Begins. Zambi, you have until May 31st 11:30am EST to shoot someone. Shoot wisely.

[Zuki]

This isnt going well for town right now.

[Nemesis]

Can I say that I'm not really a fan of this set up? I mean...there's no gameplay, this is just guessing over and over. Either someone picks right, or they don't. There's nothing to stimulate discussion as everyone just says they're town and there is no way anyone disputes it.

No more of this bullshit in the future please. I'm staring sign ups for when Blade's game ends.

[hippo]

Agreed, this is really boring. Whoever thought this was a good idea is a faggot

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After this day, I'm gonna shorten the day limits so we can get rid of this cancer

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Lol mod

[Assassin]

Just keep shooting. That'll end it real quick

[StarsMine]

Yea there needs to be something to encourage participation from the other players. The only way we get any information is by who mafia picks. But if town keeps missing we just keep digging a deeper hole.

[I'm a zambi]

Shoot Assassin

[hippo]

Zambi tweeted about his big booty. Someone said "kys" so that's exactly what he did. In his will, he said that Assassin should be the next Gunbearer. Zambi, Vanilla Townie, has been eliminated.

Assassin is the fourth Gunbearer.

Day 4 Begins. I'm going to cut the time limit, so Assassin, you have until May 28th 7:30pm EST to shoot someone. Shoot wisely, just like the rest of them did.

[Nemesis]

This should be good. Little faggot.

[Zuki]

Please shoot me, so i can be gun bearer and then shoot a vt and get out this shit ass game.

[hippo]

this shit ass game.

10307

[Zuki]

Dont worry hippo, its you its the jewish ass game. just next time give me the gun first :pistols:

[I'm a zambi]

Are we posting hippos now?

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3iPbcyYuwUo/UCAScm4Ac0I/AAAAAAAAM7k/mDbOeYO4sjc/s500/hippo.jpg

[Zuki]

Thats not a hippo, you found strong.

[I'm a zambi]

Oh shit, you're right. :lmao:

[Assassin]

Yeah fuck this. Shoot nem

[hippo]

Fuck flavour.

Nemesis, Mafia Goon, has been eliminated.

Assassin is still Gunbearer

Day 5 Begins. You have until May 28th 10:00pm EST.

[StrongfieldtheGerman]

Zambie youre dead, stop posting retard

[Assassin]

Shoot strong

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Oops shoot strong

[hippo]

Strongfield, Mafia Goon, has been eliminated.

Assassin is still Gunbearer

Day 6 Begins. You have until May 28th 11:00pm EST.

[Assassin]

Shoot zuki

[hippo]

Assassin, Vanilla Townie, has been eliminated.

Zuki is the fifth Gunbearer.

Day 7 Begins. You have until May 28th 11:30pm EST.

[Zuki]

How is Cyber still alive?

Shoot Cyber

[hippo]

Cyber, Mafia Goon, has been eliminated.

Zuki is still Gunbearer.

Day 8 Begins. You have until May 29th 12:30pm EST

[Zuki]

So there's 3VT's left and 1 mafiaosa..

Shoot Stars

[hippo]

Stars, Mafia Goon, has been eliminated.

Town Wins!

MVPs: Assassin and Zuki for killing 2 mafia each.
LVP: hippo for hosting this

[Nemesis]

glad that shit show is over.

[hippo]

glad that shit show is over.

Nah, this is a shit show


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

[CYBER]

Such wow.

[Nemesis]

So now onto Blade's game. Also if you haven't seen it I have a sign up open for after Blade's game