Minimalist Mafia #3

[SCRIBBLE]

Closed/hidden setup, 6 people, day start, majority vote rules.

48 hour night time limit, no day time limit.

Player list:
1. BladeTwinSwords
2. hippo
3. Nemesis
4. StarsMine
5. What
6. CYBER

Once you receive your role, confirm in this thread. The game will start once all of the players have confirmed. Do not post in this thread for any reason other than to confirm receipt of your role until the game begins.

[SCRIBBLE]

There are a few people that need to clean out their inbox.

[SCRIBBLE]

Roles sent, check your inbox.

[hippo]

Confirmed

[SCRIBBLE]

I guess you missed the part where I stated not to post for any reason other to confirm receipt of your role until the game begins.

[Nemesis]

all good

[BladeTwinSwords]

Confirmed

[What]

Confirmed, if you are gonna be weird with your modding, people are going to comment.

[StarsMine]

confirmed

[SCRIBBLE]

God damn it, Zuki.

[SCRIBBLE]

Zuki hasn't been on steam in 6 days and has not added me, so he can't be reached.

I offer three choices, continue the game without him while keeping the current setup, leave him in until he shows up, or remove him and reroll your roles.

Pick one, tell me in this thread, majority rules.

[Nemesis]

Leave him. Let's fucking go

[BladeTwinSwords]

Leave him in.

[What]

Leave him. Maybe starting the games on an actual schedule instead of when you feel like it would lead people to be around more often. Also, he is in UK, won't likely be on tonight.

[hippo]

Leave him in and when he shows up, he shows up

[SCRIBBLE]

That's majority out of the 5 confirmed. He stays.

The UK thing is irrelevant, he hasn't checked the forums in 5 days.

Day 1 begins

You could cut the tension in the dorm with a spoon. The RA sensed something was amiss, and decided to gather the 6 students to discuss the issue and organize a solution.

With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

[hippo]

I'm out of town tomorrow and Saturday, so I might not be on much. Depends on whether or not my phone has reception.

We need 4 votes with 5 active players. Might be a bitch. If Zuki takes a very long time, I'm voting him

[StarsMine]

yea, im likely to vote for Zuki here

[What]

Just because he hasnt logged in doesnt mean he has not checked the forums.

Also, there is almost certainly only one mafia with 6 people, if there were two, and there was a mislynch day 1, it would be GG. That being said, the game could not continue without him if Zuki was that mafia player, meaning its fucking stupid to vote him, which is why its not surprising to see the two people on board with that plan.

[hippo]

Alrighty, let's just all wait for him to get back then. I'm not the eager one here who's always up the mod's ass after all

[Nemesis]

vote Cyber

[Nemesis]

ya hippo is pretty scummy so far. leaning that way.

[What]

Well, no chatter in the field. I'll just leave this here

Vote Nem

[Nemesis]

lol, Trying to get rid of your only competition?

[What]

Blade is here, but silent. Hippo has come off terrible at most of these games so far, meaning its likely that his initial comment was just him being stupid. Propping that up as scummy, as it can be seen as such, could easily be used to get a quick pain free lynch day 1 out of the way, with so few people, its not game over day1 with a mislynch, but its close.

I would be torn between Nem and Hippo, but lean towards Nem. Now maybe people can talk.

[Nemesis]

Looks like maybe was wrong...

[hippo]

It sure was, just like everything else

[What]

Well, Hippo is doubling down on being an idiot, Zuki hasnt logged on yet, and Blade is just lurking like a douche canoe. Oh and Stars must have hit his head again and just passed out in a pile of his own drool. Typical friday night.

[hippo]

But it's Saturday bb

And I'm back home now

[BladeTwinSwords]

I am currently on vacation in San Diego so I will not be around as much. No current vibes for the time being. I will waot for everyone to post.

[What]

San Diego? ppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt ttt. Get real, get to La La land.

[StarsMine]

Well, Hippo is doubling down on being an idiot, Zuki hasnt logged on yet, and Blade is just lurking like a douche canoe. Oh and Stars must have hit his head again and just passed out in a pile of his own drool. Typical friday night.

Yeash My last post still says yesterday for me. Hasnt been that long.

[What]

sitting around doing nothing will not accomplish anything. Make a choice and have something happen.

[Nemesis]

What is doing exactly what you'd expect scum to do, trying to get a quick push right off the bat, it makes no sense to lynch me unless he's scum.

vote What

[StarsMine]

vote Zuki

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nem, we are sorta stalled, not really scummy.

[What]

I'm not pushing anything Nem, only conversation. And there is as much of a reason to lynch you than anyone, actually more than anyone. I would rank Hippo and Nem near the top at this point, with Nem being obviously more of a threat if he is scum than Hippo.

[hippo]

So the only 2 people that were actually talking?

And I'm giving Zuki another day, if not I'll vote him. Unless the mod wants to replace him or something

[SCRIBBLE]

There is nobody available to replace zuki.

[Nemesis]

Yes, I'm a threat because I'm smarter than you, but that's been a constant from the start.

[What]

You're getting mighty testy there BB.

[Nemesis]

Well you've basically replaced Cyber at this point...

[What]

Actually, I think you may find yourself in that position BB

[Nemesis]

No I won a game.

[What]

But alas, not this one BB

[BladeTwinSwords]

All I see right now is Nem and What bickering like usual.

[StarsMine]

as much as I have had issues with what playstyle in the past... the fuck nem. He has not made any mistakes like that this game.

[hippo]

One of them is probably scum. If not, they're both retarded

[What]

Scintillating.

There are 5 of us, requiring 4 of the five to condemn the other, given that Zuki is still absent. Not saying anything is not going to make the game move along. I'm still leaning on Nem first, then Hippo.

[hippo]

And I'm giving Zuki another day, if not I'll vote him.

Vote Zuki

[What]

Vote Zuki

Incredibly stupid.

[Nemesis]

Oh, What called out Hippo, must mean he's scum...

[CYBER]

There is nobody available to replace zuki.
posting this here. scribble can delete it after: If zuki is still officially MIA and not being a tard and fucking around, I can replace him if need be... just spam the shit out of me over skype/discord etc .

I'll be your lightning rod of hate for a few minutes to get the show going.

[Nemesis]

posting this here. scribble can delete it after: If zuki is still officially MIA and not being a tard and fucking around, I can replace him if need be... just spam the shit out of me over skype/discord etc .

I'll be your lightning rod of hate for a few minutes to get the show going.

This is probably the best idea, since we haven't heard from him in days.

[What]

Whether or not he replaces Zuki, it is still better to lynch Nem than the new Cyber/Zuki unless someone really fucks up.

[Nemesis]

Like you are. Everyone should see how hard you're pressing for no reason. Scum.

[What]

Plenty of reasons BB.

[SCRIBBLE]

cyber is the new zuki. He will confirm in thread that he received his role.

[CYBER]

Ok. I got the new scribs and scrubs.

Vote stars.

[CYBER]

Oh and confirmed btw. Bcos, apparently, me announcing myself wasnt enough of a confirmation.

[hippo]

Unvote

Stars is an interesting choice. Both him and Blade are staying on the down low (though Blade said he was on vacation)

[StarsMine]

On the down low like all day one days cause no information.

[What]

Only Nem and I are talking, Hippo is just doubling down on ignorance, and Blade and Stars have done pretty much nothing. Cyber comes in demonstrating why he is so often lynched first.

[CYBER]

Can ya gimme like a minute to ramp up in this game before I double down on the hate rod? Goddamn. -_-

Nem= cunt.
What = bigger cunt than nem... And that's saying something...
Blade= useless with alleged excuse
Stars = useless with bad excuse
Hippo= no opinion if his own. Chasing tail, whoever has it.
Cyber= if you take a second and think logically in terms of zuki being possibly mod-killed, along with the logical assumption that mafia should be <=20% population (~ ONE/6 TOTAL) you would know that I'm the most likely person to be town

That's my summarizes readings of the last 7 pages. Am I good to go now or did I miss something?

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Summarized *

[hippo]

That calculation literally makes no sense. You just proved What's point

[StarsMine]

Or zuki was mafia and he really needed a replacement so the game wouldnt end before it even started.

[BladeTwinSwords]

Still on vacation until Sunday so that is why I'm not posting as much. It's not often I get to travel.

At this point I have to agree with Cyber on this one (for once).

Vote Stars

[CYBER]

Or zuki was mafia and he really needed a replacement so the game wouldnt end before it even started.

Stars. Take a second to breathe and put on ur thinking cap buddy.

If zuki was mafia, scribble would not have offered the choice of a mod kill, mod REMOVAL, or to keep him alive.

At 6 ppl, statistically speaking, in order for the fame to not end in 1 night, there needs to be one scum (ok fine, I'll be more specific, one MAFIA) , or less.
2 mafias = they both jump on any vote past day 1 and it's gg already.

So if we are going to be playing mafia Vs town here, that means there is only one mafia.

One mafia emplies that once that mafia is killed, the game ends.

If zuki was the mafia, scribble would have subtly tried to get someone to replace him, and if no one replaced him, he would have suggested to ignore his Mia and keep playing for now in hopes that he comes back. He wouldn't have give us the CHOICE of lynching him, or removing him from the game. That's the key point: removal from the game implies that the game will go on.
If zuki was the mafia, and he was removed from the game, the game would have ended before the game would have even started.
Scribble might as well have said : "fuck zuki, let's just redo the game since roles are very limited and a missing player will tip the game balance severely."


But he didn't.. He gave us the option to get rid of him, meaning zuki wasn't impactfull enough to crash the game.
Keep in mind scribble removed me last game as the only doctor on the team and didn't even flinch.
Just to put that in perspective for this game.: the only game breaking thing zuki could be to force scribbles hand would be to be the mafia he didn't force his hand...

Ergo, zuki/Cyber least likely option to be mafia...
Still with me stars?

[StarsMine]

You really think scribble is dumb enough to tip off that much information?

[What]

Nemesis is still the best option based on what I have seen. Stars has been putting his foot in his mouth which is what he does best, but nothing to indicate scum, just that he is a drooling idiot.

Cyber, only Hippo and Stars were going for Zuki, no one else gives a shit. Part of the reason I did not give a shit is that if he was mafia, then no one would die at night which would be a good indicator, now that you are here that factor has changed.

[Nemesis]

What continues to show that he's scum. He knows he has no chance unless he gets rid of me early on and this continues to prove that. He's trying to strong arm the bad players into doing exactly what he wants. Much sad, so push.

[hippo]

Cyber, I'm pretty sure Scribble did it like this so no information can be derived from it.

[What]

What continues to show that he's scum. He knows he has no chance unless he gets rid of me early on and this continues to prove that. He's trying to strong arm the bad players into doing exactly what he wants. Much sad, so push.


You are shaking in your boots BB. That you think you are so pivotal says enough.

[Nemesis]

Either scribble was going to slay zuki or he wasn't. He's not going to confirm it so let it go.

[StarsMine]

Exactly. Not sure why you are reading into it like that cyber, Just cause you play yourself with that logic doesn't mean you can play us.

[CYBER]

Be o
It as it may, this is what I have to say and offer. U're not forced to believe it or dwell on it. It's there for ever to see.

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I had to circle back to see what started the argument between what and Nemesis... Really? That was it?
A fucking random vote?

Good lord Nemesis you went fairly defensive for just a fucking vote... And people say I get defensive when I'm voted -_-.
Suck it up.

At this point I don't care which own of you 2 gets lynched because your arguments as fruitless and just a circle jerk.

Nem you found hippo scummy earlier. Do you still retain that thought?
Same with you What. You said hippo bring dumb but u could vote for him or nem.
Ya' ll be good with hippo being voted off the island?
Tomorrow hopeful We would have much needed info.

[Nemesis]

Cyber, What voted be because I said Hippo was scummy for wanting to do scummy things, making himself look scummy. Then the sheep sat around. Nothing else has happened.

[hippo]

If I really wanted Zuki dead, why would I ask the mod for a replacement?

If Zuki was town and made it into Day 2, it would have been deadlocked since we would have (most likely) 4 players. Then, there would be no choice but to lynch him, resulting in a town loss

[CYBER]

im just gonna stick to my vote on stars then.

[CYBER]

If I really wanted Zuki dead, why would I ask the mod for a replacement?

If Zuki was town and made it into Day 2, it would have been deadlocked since we would have (most likely) 4 players. Then, there would be no choice but to lynch him, resulting in a town loss
Just wanna point out that zuki being afk was a perfect opportunity to talk about something, or someone being afk and the possibility that you'd want to lynch them as a political Lynch.
Its a chance for people to say something but not actually saying anything. Look productive, but not be.

U and stars immediately took the opportunity, stars even rehashed what u said. While nem and what just kept bickering like nthn changed. And blade was blade.

So yeah.
Btw I didn't say you wanted zuki dead. Just to clear that up

[hippo]

I get what you're saying about the productive thing, but it was bound to be the first issue to be discussed since there's only 6 people.

And the wanting Zuki dead thing was directed towards What and Nem who took no time in calling me scummy for it

[What]

I called you an idiot for it, Nem said you were scummy.

The only time that Nem acts helpful and calm is when he is scum, the fact that he didn't ridcule Hippo, but simply stated he looked scummy is reason enough to poke the bear, his reaction since has not convinced me that I am on the wrong track. Last time I outed him as scum quickly, he did the same thing insisting that i only wanted him to die.

No more reason to vote Stars than Hippo, so get with the program Cyber.

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also im out of town now so ill be more periodic on here than usual.

[CYBER]

Alright then.
I couldn't care less which of u is gone now.
But since I agree with What's points earlier about game balance, then I'll play along for now.

I do agree, however, thst nem would have just shrugged it off and not given a damn when What called him scummy.. But to go immediately to counter-fos on what? Even nem doesn't jump the shark that fast..

[hippo]

He hasn't called Cyber a Mexican yet. Must be scum

[StarsMine]

...... what meta that made half sense. Am I losing my mind?

[Nemesis]

Because these games will die now. So if no one wants to play anymore by all means go for it, retards.

[SCRIBBLE]

You have until 10am est on Tuesday to make a decision. This is dragging on too long...

[What]

It is also possible that Zuki was mafia, and had we voted to play without him the game would have just ended. An AFK could not kill at night, but Cyber can, but alas no solid info. Also Blade, chime in here buddy.

[Nemesis]

It is also possible that Zuki was mafia, and had we voted to play without him the game would have just ended. An AFK could not kill at night, but Cyber can, but alas no solid info. Also Blade, chime in here buddy.

I hope you're getting Zika as we speak.

[BladeTwinSwords]

Just got back this afternoon so I will be on more often now.

Honestly, I could care less who we vote for at this stage.

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Day 1 votes always feel kinda worthless.

[StarsMine]

Well He said 10 am, so
unvote
Vote Nem

[StarsMine]

Durp. Watch said it was mon, so I thought tomorrow was tues, no its just past midnight.

[CYBER]

Lol... Rip.

I'll go for the namesis vote for now...

Beet case? What would be right. Worst case?
What and nem can stop bickering.

Cherry on top? It's nem, being lynched first when Cyber is in the game. This is making my day already! Hell yeah.

Unvote stars
Vote nem

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FYI... The forums editoron my. Phone decided to fucking not change colors from like anymore...

Pretend that the vote Nemesis line is in red scribble...

[BladeTwinSwords]

Ok. As long as this game goes faster.

Unvote Stars

Vote Nem

[hippo]

Cyber, just in case Scribble doesn't count that (which is likely)

Vote Nemesis

[SCRIBBLE]

Nemesis, vanilla townie, has been lynched.

Night 1 begins. You have until 1:00 PM EST on August 17 to send me your actions.

[SCRIBBLE]

While some peacefully slept, others were wide awake. A curious pair used the veil of night to explore their sexuality, while another student had planned another dirty deed. Blinded by lust, the pair didn't notice the shadowy figure sneak into the room with his knife unsheathed. The cries of passion between two lovers became the death rattle of two students.

The RA woke to silence the two, but found the sweaty body of StarsMine, town lover, with a knife in his back on top of another body. Rolling him off, the RA found the blue faced, lubed up body of What, town lover, who had suffocated from the weight of his burly top, Stars.

The RA rang the morning bell, waking the three remaining students to gather and discuss the dirty deed, and the benefits of safe sex.

Day 2 Begins

[hippo]

Best porn I've read in years

[CYBER]

Ok we are down to 3 people.

Do not under any circumstances vote for someone blindly because the mafia will hammer.

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Give me some time later tonight to look into this shit..

[BladeTwinSwords]

Seems to me like the Mafia hit Stars and What either died or got murdered as well.

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My current suspicion is on hippo right now.

[hippo]

Stars and What were lovers. If one dies, so does the other. From the flavour, it is clear that Stars was targeted.

And my suspicion is on you too Blade ;)

[CYBER]

Blade the flavour was pretty clear... I don't understand how u can even consider the possibility of another killer at the moment when there is only the three of us left.

Clearly they died by being bound as lovers...

For a veteran, blade, you seem to be doing very stupid mistakes and misinterpretations..

That being said, everyone claim your role riggt now.

One of you knows more than they are saying.

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Why do you always make ur posts with a stupid emoticon at the end. I read ur shit and be like "ok I dnt trust blade and his bs goofy mistakes." and then u go ahead and make a post that makes me unable to take you seriously..

[BladeTwinSwords]

I actually do have some info, but it requires hippo to claim his role first.

[hippo]

Sorry, daddy Cyber

Blade, you host so many games but didn't know what lovers are? I'm pretty sure the modifier is in the thread that YOU posted

And why does it require me to reveal, so you can bs your role reveal? Anyway, I'm VT

[BladeTwinSwords]

And with that, you are lying. Town Cop, hippo showed up as anti-town.

[hippo]

Cyber, I'm pretty sure you're a power role. If it's cop, Blade is busted

[CYBER]

And with that, you are lying. Town Cop, hippo showed up as anti-town.


Bull shit blade.
I'm the Town Cop. Get baited.

Figured u'd try to claim an investigation role if i baited you that I had no powers and the hippo slipped that he's a fucking VT.

Cherry on top is that, I already investigated hippo because both him and nem were suspects day 1 and he came up innocent.
But if i went straight up said that he's innocent and asked him to vote for you, he wouldn't know if i'm bullshitting you or not.
But you just gave away your hand by blaming hippo.

I gotchu Hippo, let's hammer this shit up. gg
vote b

[BladeTwinSwords]

I am actually NOT Mafia believe it or not. I am the Serial Killer that attacked hippo Night 1. Mafia killed Stars.

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That means that Cyber is a lying bastard and is actually Mafia.

[CYBER]

THAT's what i'm looking for.
I'm a vanilla townie #getRekt

Yes , i was in fact lying that i'm cop because i know you can't be a fucking town cop.
Both because you were really trying hard to get a safe role claim, especially from Hippo.

Hell i could tell that there ISN'T a cop in the game. Why?
Because We are 6 ppl in the game, with 2 lovers. Having a cop makes it so that the game tips into town favor at the beginning in terms of op balance since the lovers can just confirm themselves and then have cop + lovers voting on same person for majority almost immediately after day for no counterplay from anyone.


At this rate, we know you're a third party scum already. (thank you for confessing)
If hippo's a mafia goon alone for some fucking reason, then i dont care at this point because my win chance is 0% at this rate, but i'd rather give the win to hippo because at least he didn't try to play me.



vote blade.
NOW i make an actual vote.

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again.. if hippo is mafia, then i literally have no winning condition at the moment...
but if hippo is town, like he claims he is, and because 1/6 (16%) scum-to-town-ratio seems more balanced than 2/6 (33%), then i'm inclined to take a leap of faith and left hippo win, whether he's on my team, or mafia.


Hippo. He JUST confessed he's a third party sk when i called his bluff.
Seriously im giving you the benefit of the doubt. You asked me to believe in you earlier when he blamed YOU for being mafia, Now i'm asking you to do the same.

don't fuck this over, and just make the call.

[hippo]

Blade claimed SK, so might as well. If there is a mafia, then Cyber is it and I have no chance of winning.

Vote Blade

[CYBER]

I actually do have some info, but it requires hippo to claim his role first.


And with that, you are lying. Town Cop, hippo showed up as anti-town.


oh and this illogical chain of thought was a give-away btw...
you didn't need hippo to say he's town VT for you to say you are cop if you had guilty on him... u just had to say "Got Guilty on hippo, vote hippo".
and that would have put ME in a fucked up blind pick of 50-50 chance... but the fact that you INSISTED on getting hippo's info out of him first and claiming it was necessary for you to give out YOUR info...

well .. it made me less blind, and more skeptical that you were just trying to find a safe claim... ergo the bait.

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good luck Town... I tried my best.. if both are scum, i can't do more than this shit with what i had...

So help me god if i get LVP for some stupid reason this game like not trimming my nails before anally proving blade.

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Yeah... pretty much same POV form my view hippo.
Blade claimed SK, so might as well. If there is a mafia, then Cyber is it and I have no chance of winning.

Vote Blade

[hippo]

Exactly and if I was a cop and counterclaimed, he could've just said I was bsing to save myself

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And I'm guessing Scribble just gave him the role of SK simce it's essentially a 1-man mafia

[CYBER]

Exactly and if I was a cop and counterclaimed, he could've just said I was bsing to save myself

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And I'm guessing Scribble just gave him the role of SK simce it's essentially a 1-man mafia


like i said from the very beginning... the balance of this game dictates 1 (or less) scum per 5 townies on average.
blade tried to appeal to my ego early on in the game by saying he agreed with me on this exact same argument that i JUST posted about the fact that there has to be only one scum.

and now that i countered him that he's not cop and that i investigated YOU, he didn't counter claim me, but instead, he went and he called me a mafia after claiming he's third party.
which basically contradicts what he agreed with me on earlier.

for me, i made my choice. now we wait on scribble.

[SCRIBBLE]

Blade, serial killer, has been lynched.

Town wins.

[BladeTwinSwords]

I found it strange that my attack was directed towards Stars instead of hippo.

[SCRIBBLE]

Considering you said "I shall murder stars" in your pm, I don't see why.

[hippo]

Stars is my twin brother. gg all

Is Zambi's game gonna go through, I want to try out modding a real game sometime as well

[BladeTwinSwords]

Oh that's right, I changed it to Stars at the last minute.

[StarsMine]

wait, we had no mafia?
ok

[Nemesis]

LVP to What on this one.

[StarsMine]

LVP to What on this one.

Hardly.

[What]

It was either Nem or Blade, since it wasn't me, Stars or Zuki and Hippo was really just being foolish. I wanted to voice that but since Nem immediately started saying I was just trying to knock out strong players that would likely not have gone over well. It was just easier to get Nem out at first, and if it made me look suspicious, well then I thought it would give me a chance to stay alive at night. Its all about narrowing the numbers down.

I don't think Zambi's game will work since we don't have that many people hovering around.

[CYBER]

woo hooo!!!!
YES:D

*victory dance*
*big sigh of relief...*

@scribble, u gonna post ur usual end-game report this game or im guessing it was straightforward?

[What]

*bump*

[SCRIBBLE]

Oh. Sure, I'll write something out.

Anybody want another game? I could run another one of these, unless hippo really wants to run a small game.

Hippo, I suggest you start with more than 6 people and a vanilla setup for the first game you mod.

[hippo]

I doubt we'll get more than 6 and I'm a bit busy recently. So anyone can go ahead if they want to

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I'm still able to play though

[What]

We really should be able to get some more people in here, we have not had a game in a while where people were complaining about hurt feelings and what not, should be ready to give it another go, but will likely take some working of the ol'steam contacts.

[Nemesis]

There should be like 10-12 people somewhere.

[I'm a zambi]

It was either Nem or Blade, since it wasn't me, Stars or Zuki and Hippo was really just being foolish. I wanted to voice that but since Nem immediately started saying I was just trying to knock out strong players that would likely not have gone over well. It was just easier to get Nem out at first, and if it made me look suspicious, well then I thought it would give me a chance to stay alive at night. Its all about narrowing the numbers down.

I don't think Zambi's game will work since we don't have that many people hovering around.
I also haven't been very active recently. Sorry about that.

[What]

Does anyone want to make a more or less generic signup thread? It will be easier to get people to come back if its not a completely hypothetical game.