Do you have a zombie plan?

[yours' truely]

Do you have a zombie plan? [realistically]

After reading the shotgun zombie thread, i had an hankering to start this up.

"Why do I need a Zombie Plan? That shit's not ever going to happen!" Is what I hear a lot. The Beauty of having a Zombie Plan is not to prepare only against a Zombie invasion, but to prepare against any disaster where wide spread anarchy dominates and normal commerce ends. i.e. nuclear holocoust, plague, alien invasion or robots hostile takeover.

Alot of Zombie Enthusiests, from what I gather, know that the real danger isn't really the zombies. It's your fellow man. Despairation, fear and self preservation will almost always make any person into the greatest threat.

You can barricade yourself, you can arm yourself and you can make it impossible for a (dumb) zombie getting to you; but can you always defend your self from your fellow man with fully functioning higher cognition?

Remember, when making a plan for an unknown event you will probally want to prepare for the worst. Assume the worst. Smart, fast, strong zombies. How smart? lets assume they can use door knobs, elevators and can figure out if the doors, windows are too well barricaded that the walls of the general modern home are very cheaply made and can probally come down with lots of well placed, strong kicks.

What I'd like to see here... keep it realistic, but this is really jsut for fun.

What's your weapon of choice? I know it's been discussed in the shotgun thread, but lets keep it realistic. What would you be able to get access to in your current situation? Keep in mind, other people will probally be thinking the same thing you are and you will be competing against your fellow man for any type of weapon that are sold in stores. Guns need ammunition and melee weapons need your energy to use.

What's your bodily protection? Everyone immediately talks about their weapons, but what do you do to protect yourself. Weapons of every sort have a chance to produce a splatter of blood regardless of the zombie having a pumping heart or not. Would you want to wear a mask to protect your orfices? Would leather overwear help prevent bites?

Where would you barricade yourself? basement, 1st or 2nd lvl of a house, a business location?

Would you want to move yourself once in a while? After food, munitions run out or if there's a sudden influx of people/zombies/raiders. What type of area would you go to? Populated, non-populated, big city, small city?

Big group of people or small group of people?

Ok, I've spent too much time on this. these are all suggestive topics to discuss. I'd like to see other people's plans, debates, etc.

go go go.

[Jeimuzu]

Dude, anyone who plays ZM and is a regular has a plan. Mines to raid my grandparent's house and my uncle's house, and drive off to the mountains and live off the land.

Weapons of choice... Well, It'd be great if I could get dual glocks with extended clips. That's a total of 80 shots. But realistically, I have a straight blade katana that I know how to use, along with a machette. That would at least get me to my grandparent's house, which has a few weapons.

For clothing/armor, my grandparent's house has plenty of gloves and boots, long pants and thick jackets. They also have masks, sunglasses, etc.

They have plenty of other decent melee weapons I could use at my grandparent's house too, along with a truck and a van. I'd take the van. I probably wouldn't have anyone with me except family, if they're still alive. If I could I'd pick up Hobo, and some other fellow zombie slayers.

[Seraphax]

As of right now I would probably take my Mini 14 (.223 rifle) and my Cx4 Storm (40 cal carbine) and head to my work place which is a 5 story building on a hill with only one ladder to the roof. I currently go to the range about twice a month and practice at 150 yards (im about 95% on targets the size of a head) with my mini 14. So I would probably have fun picking them off as they tried to get to me.

Only thing I else I would really need to take with me is a pretty lady and a 6 month supply of MRE's and ammunition and im G2G

[XxMastagunzxX]

Dude, anyone who plays ZM and is a regular has a plan. Mines to raid my grandparent's house and my uncle's house, and drive off to the mountains and live off the land.

Weapons of choice... Well, It'd be great if I could get dual glocks with extended clips. That's a total of 80 shots. But realistically, I have a straight blade katana that I know how to use, along with a machette. That would at least get me to my grandparent's house, which has a few weapons.

For clothing/armor, my grandparent's house has plenty of gloves and boots, long pants and thick jackets. They also have masks, sunglasses, etc.

They have plenty of other decent melee weapons I could use at my grandparent's house too, along with a truck and a van. I'd take the van. I probably wouldn't have anyone with me except family, if they're still alive. If I could I'd pick up Hobo, and some other fellow zombie slayers.

:envy: don't forget me lol

[Christmas]

Weapons of choice?

http://www.combatcentral.co.uk/Images/armoury/products/tokyo%20marui/m14.gif

http://remtek.com/arms/sig/model/228/228.gif

http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/images/product/main/SHORT-ARMY-SPADE-USED.jpg

Vehicle of choice?

http://keys.la/2004/img3/20040505-hurse.jpg

[Jeimuzu]

:envy: don't forget me lol

"If I could I'd pick up Hobo, and some other fellow zombie slayers."

That means you too.

[weeman2412]

why all these expensive weapons :| .. just bring a bottle of axe and a lighter...

[Clone]

Well lets see... if i had to choose...

lets say 1000 rounds for the beretta, 1000 rounds for the g36, add some spikes to the tip of the bat.. and im good...

Maybe break into the local military base and steal some Ration packs
and other usefull supplies and hit the road with a hybrid vehicle!!

and maybe go and find a nice island in the middle of no where with plentiful vegitation and wild life and live their for the rest of my days playing COD4 over and over and over and over on my solar powered battery pack and computer (which im sure would die in a year).......

Clone

[XxMastagunzxX]

Weapons of choice?

http://www.combatcentral.co.uk/Images/armoury/products/tokyo%20marui/m14.gif

http://remtek.com/arms/sig/model/228/228.gif

http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/images/product/main/SHORT-ARMY-SPADE-USED.jpg

Vehicle of choice?

http://keys.la/2004/img3/20040505-hurse.jpg


that is a great rifle

[Seraphax]

that is a great rifle

M14 is probably one of the best choices in a long lasting (probably rugged) survival situation. You start taking a SIG or a AR-15 you better have also packed plenty of CLP or your going to be getting FTF's and then zombie bites :)

[Jeimuzu]

I'd take a mace over a baseball bat to be honest Clone. That or a Katana.

[ImGonnaGetCha]

Do you have a zombie plan? [realistically]

After reading the shotgun zombie thread, i had an hankering to start this up.

"Why do I need a Zombie Plan? That shit's not ever going to happen!" Is what I hear a lot. The Beauty of having a Zombie Plan is not to prepare only against a Zombie invasion, but to prepare against any disaster where wide spread anarchy dominates and normal commerce ends. i.e. nuclear holocoust, plague, alien invasion or robots hostile takeover.

Alot of Zombie Enthusiests, from what I gather, know that the real danger isn't really the zombies. It's your fellow man. Despairation, fear and self preservation will almost always make any person into the greatest threat.

You can barricade yourself, you can arm yourself and you can make it impossible for a (dumb) zombie getting to you; but can you always defend your self from your fellow man with fully functioning higher cognition?

Remember, when making a plan for an unknown event you will probally want to prepare for the worst. Assume the worst. Smart, fast, strong zombies. How smart? lets assume they can use door knobs, elevators and can figure out if the doors, windows are too well barricaded that the walls of the general modern home are very cheaply made and can probally come down with lots of well placed, strong kicks.

What I'd like to see here... keep it realistic, but this is really jsut for fun.

What's your weapon of choice? I know it's been discussed in the shotgun thread, but lets keep it realistic. What would you be able to get access to in your current situation? Keep in mind, other people will probally be thinking the same thing you are and you will be competing against your fellow man for any type of weapon that are sold in stores. Guns need ammunition and melee weapons need your energy to use.

What's your bodily protection? Everyone immediately talks about their weapons, but what do you do to protect yourself. Weapons of every sort have a chance to produce a splatter of blood regardless of the zombie having a pumping heart or not. Would you want to wear a mask to protect your orfices? Would leather overwear help prevent bites?

Where would you barricade yourself? basement, 1st or 2nd lvl of a house, a business location?

Would you want to move yourself once in a while? After food, munitions run out or if there's a sudden influx of people/zombies/raiders. What type of area would you go to? Populated, non-populated, big city, small city?

Big group of people or small group of people?

Ok, I've spent too much time on this. these are all suggestive topics to discuss. I'd like to see other people's plans, debates, etc.

go go go.


I'm Scared Now !!!!! Thnx Alot, Now I Can't Sleep :( :twak:!!!!!! :icon_eek:

[yours' truely]

I'm Scared Now !!!!! Thnx Alot, Now I Can't Sleep :( :twak:!!!!!! :icon_eek: get a zombie plan! there, that should end your worries!

why all these expensive weapons :| .. just bring a bottle of axe and a lighter...lol, weeman! attract the lady and burn the zombies, always thinking of the ladies even with a horde of zombies at your doorstep

[Jeimuzu]

Havn't you seen Diary of the Dead? Apparently zombies don't need to breathe sometimes. So the fire wouldn't suffocate them by burning up all the oxygen, and I'm pretty sure they're resistant to pain.. Remember, the only way to kill a zombie is to shoot them in the head or sever the head usually.

[TM_Anomal]

why all these expensive weapons :| .. just bring a bottle of axe and a lighter...

WRONG! fire dont kill zombies. You gotta destroy the brain. Whats worse then a zombie? a Zombie on fire :hammer:

[๖ReS]

Yeah Weeman you would die first.

My weapons of choice.

578
579
580
581

The first rifle is small enough to fold into a backpack, and the other rifle is a 22.
I love the dual M1911's

Crowbar ftw.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Yeah Weeman you would die first.

My weapons of choice.

578
579
580
581

The first rifle is small enough to fold into a backpack, and the other rifle is a 22.
I love the dual M1911's

Crowbar ftw.

.22 caliber = Squirrel Killer

[inthebutt]

you know what the great thing about living in AZ is?? there are old underground bunkers everywhere, they used to be for the titan missiles. Now there just empty tourist attractions. I'm good with that for shelter plus food is readily available almost everywhere. Most people don't know but alot of AZ land is used for farming.

here's what I would bring with me as far as weapons go when out and about outside the bunker:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb227/SIGERMP9/Military%20FireArms/psg1.jpg

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p377/Shadow_sniper_op/m4sniperrifle.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk58/wlholt/Knives/combatknife.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/netstreamph/Surefire/Surefirez2b.jpg with the auto-strobe

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac323/geturwpnshere/collapsiblebaton.jpg this is way more better than a crow bar res. plus its compact and lightweight.

[XxMastagunzxX]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z-NOJxtSlkWl0M:http://www.geocities.com/mazanga9/IDF/IMI_Galil_ARM_Rifle_IMAGE_FILE.jpeg

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:4-y2TyVjW_4qPM:http://www.armedassault.info/ftp/pics/addons/galil1.jpg

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:rgA3RULRhnlc7M:http://www.marstar.ca/gf-usedguns/images/firearms/PL001-Galil-398-L-650px.jpg

For when you need something more reliable then a m16, and something that hits harder :smirk:

[๖ReS]

.22 caliber = Squirrel Killer

.22 + headshot = Shredded brain mater.

[Vladninja]

All I have to say is you guys think way to small.... Take your crappy guns. Zombie outbreak happens Im rolling in this

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/Vladninja/Battle_Mech.jpg

Its not real!?! Ya well neither are zombies... not yet!:muffy:

[๖ReS]

All I have to say is you guys think way to small.... Take your crappy guns. Zombie outbreak happens Im rolling in this

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/Vladninja/Battle_Mech.jpg

Its not real!?! Ya well neither are zombies... not yet!:muffy:

Have fun finding ammo and gas when it all runs out >:]

[yours' truely]

it's ok, here's the cheap model.
584

[Christmas]

Vlad, if we are going to bring Mechas into the mix, I'll one up you with the best of them all....


http://www.staats.us/sonle/ew_wing_zero_custom.jpg


Wing Gundam fucking Zero Custom.

[Vladninja]

Have fun finding ammo and gas when it all runs out >:]


Ammo = secret goverment warehouses all over the world.
Gas = bitch please its a hybrid.... oh and secret gas station on the dark side of the moon.

And Christmas yes Wing Zero Custom is one of the best of the best... but I was going for somthing a little more anti zombie and a little less make giant craters.

[wickedtribe]

I would more than likely in terms of a weapon just use my bow staff (been in competition karate for 14 years) or go with my aluminum baseball bat with my kicking shield (it can take alot of blunt damage to never be damaged and the rubber is kinda hard to cut).

I would wear my leather jacket (hardrock new orleans) with my trip pants (lots of chains n' metal i can remove and use as weapons)

Also I live in missouri, I'm sure I could find enough meth to make half the worlds zombies OD....

As well living in missouri there are tons of little forests and fields and tons of rolling hills. I would most likely take my car to the nearby schools busbarn (down the street) and take a schoolbus to grab as many survivors as I could and probably drive off to fort leonard wood. hoping that as a large army base It would offer some defense against any immediate threat.

[XxMastagunzxX]

I would more than likely in terms of a weapon just use my bow staff (been in competition karate for 14 years) or go with my aluminum baseball bat with my kicking shield (it can take alot of blunt damage to never be damaged and the rubber is kinda hard to cut).

I would wear my leather jacket (hardrock new orleans) with my trip pants (lots of chains n' metal i can remove and use as weapons)

Also I live in missouri, I'm sure I could find enough meth to make half the worlds zombies OD....

As well living in missouri there are tons of little forests and fields and tons of rolling hills. I would most likely take my car to the nearby schools busbarn (down the street) and take a schoolbus to grab as many survivors as I could and probably drive off to fort leonard wood. hoping that as a large army base It would offer some defense against any immediate threat.

hardrock...fuck yeah

[Christmas]

Ammo = secret goverment warehouses all over the world.
Gas = bitch please its a hybrid.... oh and secret gas station on the dark side of the moon.

And Christmas yes Wing Zero Custom is one of the best of the best... but I was going for somthing a little more anti zombie and a little less make giant craters.

*sigh*

Fine.

http://www.gadgetspirit.com/pic/gundam/wing_endless_waltz/HG/03-61210/61210_front.jpg

[Jeimuzu]

Just give me a katana or two. Maybe a double edged kai-katana.. I can take 'em.

[mastercheff]

i think an eva unit would be better fit crap i can't upload an epic pic i found of it of well just search it or heres the link to the pic i found http://deculture101.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/eva-unit-01.png

[Christmas]

i think an eva unit would be better fit crap i can't upload an epic pic i found of it of well just search it or heres the link to the pic i found http://deculture101.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/eva-unit-01.png

Only one machine gun?


Pfft.

[mastercheff]

lolsz it has kirate chopping arms if u watched the anime first episode

[๖ReS]

Only one machine gun?


Pfft.

You need at least 5 to be pro.


lolsz it has kirate chopping arms if u watched the anime first episode

You suck at spelling and typing in general.

I love you.

[mastercheff]

who the hell said it has to be 5 at least its not over re acting like gundam

[๖ReS]

In a zombie Apocalypse there is no such thing as "Too many machine guns".

[mastercheff]

what if you accidentlly killed them all from to many machine guns?

[๖ReS]

what if you accidentlly killed them all from to many machine guns?

Isn't that the point ?

Of course you probably want to suck off all the zombies before you kill them, to fulfill your sick zombie fetish.

You weirdo...

[mastercheff]

nooooooo uuuuuuuuuu

[Mallissin]

What's your weapon of choice? Whatever's fucking available. IT'S A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE APOCOLYPES, PERSONAL PREFERENCE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT! (Most likely police sidearms or whatever can be scavenged from gunshops.)

What's your bodily protection? Distance! Staying away from the zombies is your best defense. This most likely means getting out into the country ASAP and setting up someplace defensive quickly. If the zombies overwhelm the cities, they'll start to meander farther and farther outward. I assume the zombies will have their own lifespan shortened, so all you have to do is survive the first exodus wave and you're home free. Might find the odd zombie here and there over the first few years but all that will survive after a point should be immune.

Where would you barricade yourself? Down-wind. Find a place where your scent can't travel far. Fire, food, detergents, shit, etc. will all carry on the wind. Hiding high in an office building or wallowing in a basement that has a chimney won't do you much good if every zombie in the area knows you're there. I'd go someplace that's foul smelling now, like an industrial area like a steel mill, refinery, swamp, cave system, etc. That way you'd have a few ways to mask yourself. And stay the hell away from places that will have attractive smells, like grocery stores, meat packing plants, food processing centers, zoos, etc. Zombies will be hanging out there.

Would you want to move yourself once in a while? Not until the initial horde mostly dies off. Once it does, a nice farm community near a big city would probably be the best place to live. If you need anything besides fresh food, take a trip into the city to scavenge.

Big group of people or small group of people? As many as possible. Increases your chances of survival during the climax of the zombie outbreak and would help improve the living during the aftermath. A larger community afterward can do more to pull a society together and offer more genetic variety (to avoid horrible mutations or sterility).

[Mallissin]

As well living in missouri there are tons of little forests and fields and tons of rolling hills. I would most likely take my car to the nearby schools busbarn (down the street) and take a schoolbus to grab as many survivors as I could and probably drive off to fort leonard wood. hoping that as a large army base It would offer some defense against any immediate threat.

Smart man! Knock over a gun store or three on the way, maybe hit Lowes or Home depot to grab gas canisters to fill from any gas station that's not mobbed (by the living or undead).

[Clone]

wow someone has given it alot of thought... though i prob should too since 2012 is only like 3 years away and we will prob all die so yeah..... can anyone else say that mallissin will prob end up being the trader and not helping anyone unless they give him cash?!?!? i think so bwahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa.....

Clone

[yours' truely]

What's your weapon of choice? Whatever's fucking available. IT'S A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE APOCOLYPES, PERSONAL PREFERENCE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT! (Most likely police sidearms or whatever can be scavenged from gunshops.)

What's your bodily protection? Distance! Staying away from the zombies is your best defense. This most likely means getting out into the country ASAP and setting up someplace defensive quickly. If the zombies overwhelm the cities, they'll start to meander farther and farther outward. I assume the zombies will have their own lifespan shortened, so all you have to do is survive the first exodus wave and you're home free. Might find the odd zombie here and there over the first few years but all that will survive after a point should be immune.

Where would you barricade yourself? Down-wind. Find a place where your scent can't travel far. Fire, food, detergents, shit, etc. will all carry on the wind. Hiding high in an office building or wallowing in a basement that has a chimney won't do you much good if every zombie in the area knows you're there. I'd go someplace that's foul smelling now, like an industrial area like a steel mill, refinery, swamp, cave system, etc. That way you'd have a few ways to mask yourself. And stay the hell away from places that will have attractive smells, like grocery stores, meat packing plants, food processing centers, zoos, etc. Zombies will be hanging out there.

Would you want to move yourself once in a while? Not until the initial horde mostly dies off. Once it does, a nice farm community near a big city would probably be the best place to live. If you need anything besides fresh food, take a trip into the city to scavenge.

Big group of people or small group of people? As many as possible. Increases your chances of survival during the climax of the zombie outbreak and would help improve the living during the aftermath. A larger community afterward can do more to pull a society together and offer more genetic variety (to avoid horrible mutations or sterility).
gotta say this makes the most sense so far. nothing flashy, very minimal with directives.


can anyone else say that mallissin will prob end up being the trader and not helping anyone unless they give him cash?!?!? i
Cloneyou mean sexual goods and sexual services. During and after the horde there will prolly be no stable gov. to back up the cash for a while.

[mastercheff]

aw the gundam and the entire mecha idea was fine who says u need more brains than bronze in a zombie apocalypse

[Mallissin]

can anyone else say that mallissin will prob end up being the trader and not helping anyone unless they give him cash?!?!? i think so bwahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa.....

Cash won't be worth anything. Not even gold will be worth a thing.

I'm taking my payments via flesh, so you better start a savings account.

*pats Clone's ass*

[Clone]

Cash won't be worth anything. Not even gold will be worth a thing.

I'm taking my payments via flesh, so you better start a savings account.

*pats Clone's ass*

Don't you worry about a thing i got some payment for ya *rubs the barrel of shotgun* it'll be worth enough when the zombie apocolypse gets here.... and even if it does I'll still be playing L4D single player when the horde at my door calms down :assault: :muffy: :pistols: :reddot:

P.S london is busy and confusing..

Clone

[yours' truely]

I'd take a mace over a baseball bat to be honest Clone. That or a Katana.lol, you seem to really like the nitty gritty hands on weapons, from what i'lve seen of your posts.

Here are some satirical reviews of your weapons of choice in referance of a zombie apocolypse.
Zombie Katana Review (http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/katana.html)
Aluminum Bat Review (http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/baseballbat_aluminum.html)
Wooden Bat Review (http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/baseballbat_wooden.html)
Spiked Mace Review (http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/mace_spiked.html)


and for everyone else, I know that you've been dying to know it's value. So, here's the review of Michael J. Fox (http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/fox_michaelj.html)'s viability when teh hordes come.

[Alfa]

Why do you people keep picking military grade weapons... he said realistically in a apocalyptic situation there would be no chance of u ever find these weapons let alone the ammunition for them.

My Zombie plan would consist of stock up on MREs from a military surplus store predisaster (If were talking only about zombies for the moment id probly take my 4 wheeler or bike and find some of my close friends and set out for a less populated area ASAP) in another situation id take my car.

Weapons of choice- Probably take my Shotgun and dads revolver with minimal amount of ammunition to keep light, then either a machete we have in the garage or my shitty sorta sharp sword i got at a garage sale....

Armor- Id probably find something leather most likely but id just take nothing but regular clothing anything else would just slow u down in a fight and wouldn't help much unless u got like a full body leather/Kevlar suit.

Barricading- Hell no staying in one area would be the last thing i would do.

Small or Large Group- Def Small group only the people i know would aid me in survival and no more that 4 other people with me. More people leaves more room for error which means i die.

[inthebutt]

Why do you people keep picking military grade weapons... he said realistically in a apocalyptic situation there would be no chance of u ever find these weapons let alone the ammunition for them.

My Zombie plan would consist of stock up on MREs from a military surplus store predisaster (If were talking only about zombies for the moment id probly take my 4 wheeler or bike and find some of my close friends and set out for a less populated area ASAP) in another situation id take my car.

Weapons of choice- Probably take my Shotgun and dads revolver with minimal amount of ammunition to keep light, then either a machete we have in the garage or my shitty sorta sharp sword i got at a garage sale....

Armor- Id probably find something leather most likely but id just take nothing but regular clothing anything else would just slow u down in a fight and wouldn't help much unless u got like a full body leather/Kevlar suit.

Barricading- Hell no staying in one area would be the last thing i would do.

Small or Large Group- Def Small group only the people i know would aid me in survival and no more that 4 other people with me. More people leaves more room for error which means i die.

um do you realize that if a zombie apocalypse did happen the national guard and army would probably be all over the place, weapons and ammo everywhere at that point.

have you ever noticed our military can't keep track of anything that cost less than $1000.

oh and new plan for me forget everything and make my way to the ocean as fast as I can. jack some dudes yacht and sail out about 15 miles from shore and wait out the zombies.

[Mallissin]

oh and new plan for me forget everything and make my way to the ocean as fast as I can. jack some dudes yacht and sail out about 15 miles from shore and wait out the zombies.

Yah, that's probably the best bet albeit farther than 15 miles from shore. Dead bodies float, zombies are undead, so I'm pretty sure they could swim/float 15 miles out. Make it 100 miles and probably should steal a fishing boat. Could use the lines or nets to make a protective barrier around the boat while you're waiting or catch fish for food.

Also, make sure to bring buckets to capture rain or make drinkable water from sea water (clear plastic + the sun = drinkable evaporated water).

[Alfa]

Dead body's do float but they wouldn't for 100 miles there body's would absorb the water and sink at some point and I don't think zombies are the best swimmers to make it out to him fast enough.

Being on a boat would be a bad idea anyways unless u had tons of bait and fishing supplies there would be no food source and if you could manage to catch fish for that long u would run out of wood, gas, ext to cook them. At some point you would need to come back to the mainland or an island.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

i'd go to an island first to see if the infection had spread to it, if not i'd stay on the island. i'd probably go to one of the 3 U.S virgin islands. low population there, and even if infection spread there i think there's enough ammo at the military base there to take care of 10,000 zombies.

[inthebutt]

did you guys not read what type of vessel I would acquire for sail out to sea in??

I said a yacht, a nice 200 foot yacht would work just fine and the harbor is lined with tons of them, yachts are basically a home on water they have everything including water filtration systems. plus there's room for guns and ammo as well and the yacht can be filled with food.

fuck a fishing boat, if jaws can destroy one than imagine what some zombies might be able to do. oh and if you don't remember zombies don't go into water. I forget what movie it is but they make it to the boats and sail off and the zombies just stand there on the shore.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

did you guys not read what type of vessel I would acquire for sail out to sea in??

I said a yacht, a nice 200 foot yacht would work just fine and the harbor is lined with tons of them, yachts are basically a home on water they have everything including water filtration systems. plus there's room for guns and ammo as well and the yacht can be filled with food.

fuck a fishing boat, if jaws can destroy one than imagine what some zombies might be able to do. oh and if you don't remember zombies don't go into water. I forget what movie it is but they make it to the boats and sail off and the zombies just stand there on the shore.

Watch 28 Weeks and you will see that they will swim for your ass .....

[inthebutt]

Watch 28 Weeks and you will see that they will swim for your ass .....

yeah I'm not too worried about them.

[XxMastagunzxX]

Good zombie armor is lightweight chainmail with football shoulder pads on top and on the legs. Then get some heavy duty boots and shin guars. Also get a full face helmet. Then the zombies can't get you

[weeman2412]

no but you'll die of hunger.. and boredom.. because you won't be able to move with many zombies on you

[๖ReS]

Good zombie armor is lightweight chainmail with football shoulder pads on top and on the legs. Then get some heavy duty boots and shin guars. Also get a full face helmet. Then the zombies can't get you

You would look fucking retarded.

I would die from laughing at you.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Good zombie armor is lightweight chainmail with football shoulder pads on top and on the legs. Then get some heavy duty boots and shin guars. Also get a full face helmet. Then the zombies can't get you

Might as well wear one of those shark armor suits instead of all that shit. LOL

[weeman2412]

go lock yourself in a panic room or giant steel vault.. zombies can't get you there either...

[yours' truely]

actualy, the boat would be a good idea. as long as you know how to deep sea fish, you would only need your initial cache of bait, then you could use what you catch as the next bait... and i don't know if it's true, but I heard at sea is that the water in a fish is drinkable.

also, being out to sea, with no shipping lanes, will actually make the chance of running into another vessel very slim.

More so with bodies swiming in the water with no sonar.

also, if your able to make a fire, i guess you could purify the water via evaporation in a beaker system. then again, fires on boats are a bad idea.

[Alfa]

did you guys not read what type of vessel I would acquire for sail out to sea in??

I said a yacht, a nice 200 foot yacht would work just fine and the harbor is lined with tons of them, yachts are basically a home on water they have everything including water filtration systems. plus there's room for guns and ammo as well and the yacht can be filled with food.

fuck a fishing boat, if jaws can destroy one than imagine what some zombies might be able to do. oh and if you don't remember zombies don't go into water. I forget what movie it is but they make it to the boats and sail off and the zombies just stand there on the shore.

A there are movies that zombies can swim in 28days/weeks, Land of the dead...

[blahrgness]

A there are movies that zombies can swim in 28days/weeks, Land of the dead...

Are you sure they can swim? Or do you mean they can walk on the bottom of the sea where ever they need to go? (Pirates of the Carribean style)

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Are you sure they can swim? Or do you mean they can walk on the bottom of the sea where ever they need to go? (Pirates of the Carribean style)

That aint zombies....

http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

[๖ReS]

God dammit Blarg change your fucking AVATAR !

I'll beat you with a hose I swear to god.

>:]

[yours' truely]

wait, i thougth blargh was res...

is there an evil twin?

[anex]

God dammit Blarg change your fucking AVATAR !

I'll beat you with a hose I swear to god.

>:]

He'll do it really sexy like too. So if you swing that way keep doing what your doing Blarg. Its working!

[๖ReS]

He'll do it really sexy like too. So if you swing that way keep doing what your doing Blarg. Its working!

Oh Anex, you know me all too well.
<3

[XxMastagunzxX]

Might as well wear one of those shark armor suits instead of all that shit. LOL

It's a lot easier to find chainmail and football pads rather then trying to find shark armor

[Alfa]

Unless ur talking about some very recent shark armor tech or something. Shark armor is chain mail otherwise

[yours' truely]

if you swing that way keep doing what your doing Blarg. Its working!it's not a matter of swinging one way or another. it's a known fact on the internet that IT'S NOT GAY IF YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED AND YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AFTERWORDS.

Why do you think military men have such close comraderie?

[๖ReS]

It's a lot easier to find chainmail and football pads rather then trying to find shark armor

It's alot easier to not wear any of that shit at all.

[XxMastagunzxX]

It's alot easier to not wear any of that shit at all.

Good luck turning into a zombie

[Rapedollar$]

/agree with res. armor just slows you down. and dependent on which particular brand o zombie you have, chainmail/sharkarmor may not work. yes it may stop the actual bite, but not the tremendous force on your limb/whatever... and said force may still break the skin allowing transmission of saliva/blood/whatever crazy goo the zombies are throwing at you and you are now infected.

weapons, anything military grade. why, lots of ammo, everywhere... plus i know how to shoot them.

where, im going for a big fishing boat, not too big but something with nets... why, despite knowing everything forever im not a huge deep water fisherman. water falls from the sky or the evaporation method works. as for yatchs, fuckem.. its the fucking apocalypse.... go practical. bottom line, if it floats, has a sun shade, and i can catch food from it: sold.

as for melee type weapons. meh. you would be suprised how much damage a rifle barrel can do to somebody when you shove it in their eye socket...

did i miss anything?

[inthebutt]

as for yatchs, fuckem.. its the fucking apocalypse.... go practical. bottom line, if it floats, has a sun shade, and i can catch food from it: sold.

why can't I take a yacht?? the god damn harbor is lined with hundreds of them!!!

[Christmas]

why can't I take a yacht?? the god damn harbor is lined with hundreds of them!!!

Do you know how to hotwire one?

[inthebutt]

Do you know how to hotwire one?

why would I wanna hot-wire one?? the marina office has a box with the keys to all of them. you think yacht owners wouldn't leave a spare somewhere like the marina office, just incase they lost the set that they had on them??

good thing you don't own a yacht christmas.

[Rapedollar$]

dont get me wrong, id happily take a yacht but its overkill, id rather take a sailboat, no fuel... yachts are hella gas guzzlers....

----

ah what i forgot. who i would bring with. as few people as possible, trustworty people of good breeding. more females than males. perfect situation, me n like 5-7 beautiful women...carnal pleasures are my personal favorite...

[Christmas]

why would I wanna hot-wire one?? the marina office has a box with the keys to all of them. you think yacht owners wouldn't leave a spare somewhere like the marina office, just incase they lost the set that they had on them??

good thing you don't own a yacht christmas.

Yes I'm sure you'd be able to find the keys in the office, without anyone stopping you, and find out which keys are which, while the entire world is in a mass panic.

It's not like they are waving the keys around for whoever the fuck wants them.

[๖ReS]

Yes I'm sure you'd be able to find the keys in the office, without anyone stopping you, and find out which keys are which, while the entire world is in a mass panic.

It's not like they are waving the keys around for whoever the fuck wants them.

LOL.

(Note to self, make stand than sells keys for ammunition)

[yours' truely]

lol. can i invest in your business plan, ๖ReS?

[Clone]

so let me see if i got this straight.... chain mail.. chain saw... military grade rifles like a g36 or something... sail boat.. fish nets.... foot ball pads... baseball bat... Laugh... pictures of naked bbw's... res... inthebutt... walter... holys***... maybe getcha if she could put up with the BS... bullets... canned food...... gas... and maybe some type of aircraft carrier for shits and giggles.. do i reallly need all this crap cause if i do i'd rather be undead and a zombie so all i have to do is just drag my sorry ass through the barren waste lands of earth attempting to infect christmas...

Clone