Log in

View Full Version : The Story behind my Voice



mag36
09-17-2009, 10:58 PM
This is for all the people who have asked, "Whats with your voice". Or as TheLittlestHobo would say "The Godfather voice."

What i have is called vocal paresis. Here's a link if you want to know more about it.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocal_cord_paresis

This is the not so short story that I have told on zombiemod

It all happened when I was 5 living in Southern California. Me and friend were playing some sort of game, pretending to be ninjas or something. He had a broomstick and I had a pair of soft padded nun-chucks. As we were playing, he was swinging his stick around and accidently hit me in the temple (softest part of the brain) this caused internal breeding. At the time my parents didn't think nothing of it, since all I has was a small little bump on my head. Later that night I fainted and became unconscious.I was rushed to the nearest hospital. That's when the real problems started. The hospital was not equipped to work on such a small child. They determined, with as much swelling in brain, that I had only an hour to live and would need to be air lifted to a neurological hospital. But before that, they stuck tubing down my airway to perform machine breathing. I guess in the rush of things they stuck too large of tubing down, and in the end result damaged one of my vocal folds. My airway now damaged began to collapse. I was quickly airlifted to the next hospital and the preformed the necessary surgery and removed two blood clots that were causing the internal bleeding. Then they proceeded to fix my airway with cartilage from my ribs and sowed it in my throat to keep it from collapsing. All in all I was in the hospital for 2 and half months. Half was for surgery and recovery and the other half was for rehab. And that why I have my voice.

I was only at five at the time, so most of this was told to me by my parents

yours' truely
09-18-2009, 12:48 AM
i've never heard your voice before, but now I want to.

btw, you should sue your parants and the hospital for prematurely ending your career with the mickey mouse club which would have springboarded you into a sucessful boyband and segwaying to become a multimillion dollar brandname before you had a chance to tryout for disney.

loka
09-18-2009, 12:50 AM
i've heard it. i want to watch the godfather afterwards.

yours' truely
09-18-2009, 12:55 AM
i've never watched the godfather.

DONT' JUDGE ME!!!

Mallissin
09-18-2009, 01:12 AM
Thanks for sharing, Mag. I have a friend that has the same condition but got it from her vocal cords crushed by landing her throat on the edge of a trampoline (the smaller kind gymnasts use). She's freakin' gorgeous, but every halloween she dresses up as something hideous to freak kids out with this weird scream she can make because of the damage. It raises the hairs on my neck every year.

You got one of these? We could use it against the toddlers on the server during the day.

Kavinsky
09-18-2009, 06:06 AM
fuck me, sorry to hear about that.

Jeimuzu
09-18-2009, 03:57 PM
Well, we're glad your still with us Mag.

And your voice is pretty cool, so.

mag36
09-18-2009, 03:59 PM
Thanks for sharing, Mag. I have a friend that has the same condition but got it from her vocal cords crushed by landing her throat on the edge of a trampoline (the smaller kind gymnasts use). She's freakin' gorgeous, but every halloween she dresses up as something hideous to freak kids out with this weird scream she can make because of the damage. It raises the hairs on my neck every year.

You got one of these? We could use it against the toddlers on the server during the day.

i can change my voice to a scary laugh and the ironic thing is my b-day is on halloween.

Mallissin
09-18-2009, 07:43 PM
i can change my voice to a scary laugh and the ironic thing is my b-day is on halloween.

LMAO!!

I've never laughed so hard from a forum post in my life. Love the irony.

If Pam wasn't married, I'd hook you two up!

๖ReS
09-18-2009, 08:02 PM
Its fucking badass dont worry about it.

*Hums the godfather song*

loka
09-18-2009, 11:46 PM
i've never watched the godfather.

DONT' JUDGE ME!!!

oh wow... i'm judging HARDCORE. watch that shit son. in fact... i'ma watch it after my shower.

yours' truely
09-20-2009, 01:34 PM
i can't watch it, i really hate guns, violence and organized crime. lol

mag36
09-24-2009, 12:13 AM
As you can tell I wasn't in the best of moods in the first pic. The second was taken a few months later

*Holy-Dart*
09-24-2009, 08:46 PM
This is for all the people who have asked, "Whats with your voice". Or as TheLittlestHobo would say "The Godfather voice."

What i have is called vocal paresis. Here's a link if you want to know more about it.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocal_cord_paresis

This is the not so short story that I have told on zombiemod

It all happened when I was 5 living in Southern California. Me and friend were playing some sort of game, pretending to be ninjas or something. He had a broomstick and I had a pair of soft padded nun-chucks. As we were playing, he was swinging his stick around and accidently hit me in the temple (softest part of the brain) this caused internal breeding. At the time my parents didn't think nothing of it, since all I has was a small little bump on my head. Later that night I fainted and became unconscious.I was rushed to the nearest hospital. That's when the real problems started. The hospital was not equipped to work on such a small child. They determined, with as much swelling in brain, that I had only an hour to live and would need to be air lifted to a neurological hospital. But before that, they stuck tubing down my airway to perform machine breathing. I guess in the rush of things they stuck too large of tubing down, and in the end result damaged one of my vocal folds. My airway now damaged began to collapse. I was quickly airlifted to the next hospital and the preformed the necessary surgery and removed two blood clots that were causing the internal bleeding. Then they proceeded to fix my airway with cartilage from my ribs and sowed it in my throat to keep it from collapsing. All in all I was in the hospital for 2 and half months. Half was for surgery and recovery and the other half was for rehab. And that why I have my voice.

I was only at five at the time, so most of this was told to me by my parents


Im really sorry mag about what happened to you,, at such a young age too, Thanks for telling us :) though, But Your still cool no matter what:icon_mrgreen::wtg: