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I LIKE TURTLES
09-28-2009, 03:50 PM
I've been in Puerto Rico the past week. Please tell me what I have missed drama wise. NYS, i had fun applying sunblock on your thighs.

Sin
09-28-2009, 03:52 PM
I've been in Puerto Rico the past week. Please tell me what I have missed drama wise. NYS, i had fun applying sunblock on your thighs.

Not as much drama as a few weeks ago...

Where in PR? The west coast beaches are fuckin ridiculous.

I LIKE TURTLES
09-28-2009, 03:59 PM
Stayed at El San Juan hotel/casino.
Shit is pretty P.I.M.P.
Donating to their casino was not.

Jeimuzu
09-28-2009, 04:39 PM
Well, you missed the zombie apocalypse. A lot of people were freaking out about that.. Apart from that, its been relatively calm. It's nice.

uuntiltheendd
09-28-2009, 04:40 PM
nothing except for toasties trying to spread her cunt stench among us all.

walterbrunswick
09-28-2009, 05:15 PM
nothing except for toasties trying to spread her cunt stench among us all.

:lmao:



And welcome back TURTLES. I miss your scream :(

Vladninja
09-28-2009, 05:33 PM
nothing except for toasties trying to spread her cunt stench among us all.

:lmao:

I won a few more matches of GunGame cause you werent there to PEWPEW everyone...

I LIKE TURTLES
09-28-2009, 07:07 PM
i missed you guys a lot. the pew'ings will resume sooner than later.

-=NYS=- C.O.
09-28-2009, 07:32 PM
I've been in Puerto Rico the past week. Please tell me what I have missed drama wise. NYS, i had fun applying sunblock on your thighs.

Other than a couple of drama skanks...nothing else new. Fuck'en skanks !!

loka
09-28-2009, 07:33 PM
nothing except for toasties trying to spread her cunt stench among us all.

i literally busted out laughing.

whytboiz33
09-28-2009, 07:33 PM
yeah, fucking skanks... lol

Vladninja
09-28-2009, 08:20 PM
yeah, fucking skanks... lol

+1 Yeah fuckin skanks...

loka
09-28-2009, 10:08 PM
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/Applesaucage/Inside%20Jokes/Fuckin-Skanks.jpg

i win!

Christmas
09-28-2009, 10:10 PM
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/Applesaucage/Inside%20Jokes/Fuckin-Skanks.jpg

i win!

No I win because I'm the only person here who can pull that shit off.

loka
09-28-2009, 10:20 PM
No I win because I'm the only person here who can pull that shit off.

Because your Eye-Talian? LMAO. I use to piss my ex off with that everytime.

&&toasties
09-28-2009, 10:31 PM
nothing except for toasties trying to spread her cunt stench among us all.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

I lol'd too.

Fuckin' skanks.

-=NYS=- C.O.
09-29-2009, 04:40 AM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

I lol'd too.

Fuckin' skanks.

We're laughing at you. You have to be the dumbest skank ever.

-=NYS=- C.O.
09-29-2009, 04:42 AM
No I win because I'm the only person here who can pull that shit off.

I see these jerkies all the time at my gym. See ya'll in 16 hours..

Sin
09-29-2009, 07:16 AM
Guido Power! There all over the fuckin shore in Jersey... Fucking... idiots.

And Turtles, if you've only stayed in San Juan, you NEED to go down the west coast. Specifically Cabo Rojo and Boqueron. The small island off the coast is the shit during Spring Break, it's called Culebras.

I LIKE TURTLES
09-29-2009, 07:19 AM
Guido Power! There all over the fuckin shore in Jersey... Fucking... idiots.

And Turtles, if you've only stayed in San Juan, you NEED to go down the west coast. Specifically Cabo Rojo and Boqueron. The small island off the coast is the shit during Spring Break, it's called Culebras.

Yeah funny story, we rented a van on sunday so we could drive to the west side of the island. However, the douche who was in charge of entering the spot into the navi, entered the wrong shit... we ended up driving 1.5 hours to the south tip of the island into bumble fuck PR. Drove up and down mountains, saw chickens and dogs running wild, saw a guy laying on the ground after his motorcycle had gotten run over by a truck, and saw a boulder in the middle of the road that looked like it had just fallen from above... Then the navi died and wouldnt turn back on, so we had an adventure trying to get back to square 1.
COOL STUFF in bumblefuck PR.

Sin
09-29-2009, 07:35 AM
Yeah funny story, we rented a van on sunday so we could drive to the west side of the island. However, the douche who was in charge of entering the spot into the navi, entered the wrong shit... we ended up driving 1.5 hours to the south tip of the island into bumble fuck PR. Drove up and down mountains, saw chickens and dogs running wild, saw a guy laying on the ground after his motorcycle had gotten run over by a truck, and saw a boulder in the middle of the road that looked like it had just fallen from above... Then the navi died and wouldnt turn back on, so we had an adventure trying to get back to square 1.
COOL STUFF in bumblefuck PR.

ROFL! Fuckin skanks in the country side. I'm sure you passed Naranjito. That town has a million anti-life curves and turns on the side of the mountain.

Sounds like a good time though, did you hit up any "puerto rican moonshine"? That shit puts hair on your chest...

I LIKE TURTLES
09-29-2009, 08:20 AM
ROFL! Fuckin skanks in the country side. I'm sure you passed Naranjito. That town has a million anti-life curves and turns on the side of the mountain.

Sounds like a good time though, did you hit up any "puerto rican moonshine"? That shit puts hair on your chest...

Nahhh but we did go to a shady ass massage parlor. My buddy got JO'd for 120$ rofl.

Sin
09-29-2009, 08:48 AM
Nahhh but we did go to a shady ass massage parlor. My buddy got JO'd for 120$ rofl.

WTF?!

That's the most ridiculous rub-n-tug I've ever heard of. He got ripped off.

I LIKE TURTLES
09-29-2009, 09:04 AM
Haha..
60$ for the "massage"
60$ for the JO session.

an extra 20 he could have gotten a BJ, as well as herpes

Sin
09-29-2009, 09:24 AM
Haha..
60$ for the "massage"
60$ for the JO session.

an extra 20 he could have gotten a BJ, as well as herpes

Well now he only has to worry at which stage her HPV was at. Lul. xD

I LIKE TURTLES
09-29-2009, 09:43 AM
Luckily HPV doesn't affect us guys. Unless of course, your girl who didnt have it before, suddenly finds out she has it during her pap.

HAHA good luck explaining that one.
Luckily my boy is single.

Sin
09-29-2009, 10:01 AM
Warts don't discriminate man! But that is only in a severe case. Either way... fuckin' expensive ass rub-n-tug.

I LIKE TURTLES
09-29-2009, 11:24 AM
Only cool people have warts.

Sin
09-29-2009, 11:51 AM
[see my sig]

&&toasties
09-29-2009, 05:38 PM
We're laughing at you. You have to be the dumbest skank ever.

But the thing is, I've been laughing at you.

Cause your insults are cute, and make me giggle on the inside.

You're so freakin' adorable, you skank<33

I LIKE TURTLES
09-30-2009, 09:23 AM
But the thing is, I've been laughing at you.

Cause your insults are cute, and make me giggle on the inside.

You're so freakin' adorable, you skank<33

I am adorable, for a turtle.

Oh you were talking about NYS. He's adorable as well. You should see him in speedos.

-=NYS=- C.O.
09-30-2009, 09:28 AM
But the thing is, I've been laughing at you.

Cause your insults are cute, and make me giggle on the inside.

You're so freakin' adorable, you skank<33

But the thing is, your crave for attention has worn out in IBIS. I'm not insulting you. You're a skank who has a so called internet BF every week. It's old already. ChouChou even knows your a fuck'en skank. Fuck'en skank !

-=NYS=- C.O.
09-30-2009, 09:30 AM
I am adorable, for a turtle.

Oh you were talking about NYS. He's adorable as well. You should see him in speedos.

Turtles, it's always a pleasure seeing you in the forums. We all miss your love...especially James. :icon_mrgreen:

uuntiltheendd
09-30-2009, 02:07 PM
But the thing is, your crave for attention has worn out in IBIS. I'm not insulting you. You're a skank who has a so called internet BF every week. It's old already. ChouChou even knows your a fuck'en skank. Fuck'en skank !

you should have heard her in GG last night.
every two seconds... omg i love him. omg i love you.

Sin
09-30-2009, 02:24 PM
you should have heard her in GG last night.
every two seconds... omg i love him. omg i love you.

WTF?! You play GG now?! -slaps a ho-

uuntiltheendd
09-30-2009, 04:07 PM
WTF?! You play GG now?! -slaps a ho-

homo we were playing at the same time!

Sin
09-30-2009, 04:40 PM
homo we were playing at the same time!

Oh wErd?

uuntiltheendd
09-30-2009, 05:20 PM
Oh wErd?

on da rEe1.