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ImGonnaGetCha

10-12-2009, 03:05 AM

Ok Well I Was Just Thinking & I Thought Of This Really CrAzY Idea!!!!

I Want All Of You To Come Up With Some Really Good Contest Ideas ( And Quick ), Because I Was Thinking Of Giving My Admin Away Since I Never Play Anymore And I'm Rarely On ( Therefore I Don't Use It So I Don't Need It ) And I Don't Pay For It My Guy Does ( I Told Him He Can Cancel It Because I Feel Bad Cuz I Don't Even Use It, But He Hasn't Yet... ) So I Thought Making A Contest And Watching You All Fight For My Admin Would Be A Funny Idea Lawlz!!!!
But First I Need Some Contest Ideas, Because I Don't Have A Clue

P.s. You Better Hurryyy, Who Knows How Much Longer My Admin Hass....

Scrubbleboo

10-12-2009, 03:19 AM

Vagina.

Rapedollar$

10-12-2009, 05:24 AM

Vagina.

i lol'd

+1 scrub

loka

10-12-2009, 06:02 AM

only if your desperate enough for that vagina.

mag36

10-12-2009, 08:49 AM

Damn............. Did I already lose the contest. :reddot: lol

Sin

10-12-2009, 08:57 AM

rqtr_RvR3sY

uuntiltheendd

10-12-2009, 09:23 AM

omg like i think everyone should post up love letters to you seeing who can kiss your ass (or vagina) the best and the person who sounds the most desperate for your ass (or vagina/scrotum) will be the winner!!lawlz!!!!!! or a better idea is we can all send you our social security and bank account numbers and the person with the cutest number wins!!!!! lawlz. but if you have the sequence 80085 or 455 or 7175 or 3995 in your number, you automatically win lawlz. what do you think getcha???? is that desperate enough??? lawlz

@sin: i thought it was a downer?

Sin

10-12-2009, 10:06 AM

@sin: i thought it was a downer?

Fuck! You're right... I just couldn't find a good video to show it. There's the "retardid policeman", but those don't get the point across. Plus I thought I'd pay respects to that guy cuz I heard he died, or something? Either way... Getcha = Downz

uuntiltheendd

10-12-2009, 11:21 AM

Fuck! You're right... I just couldn't find a good video to show it. There's the "retardid policeman", but those don't get the point across. Plus I thought I'd pay respects to that guy cuz I heard he died, or something? Either way... Getcha = Downz

lmao i just watched the boobies episode and i almost pulled a drink all over the monitor

Sin

10-12-2009, 11:30 AM

lmao i just watched the boobies episode and i almost pulled a drink all over the monitor

That's the best one.

My favorite part was when he took the polaroid.

Jeimuzu

10-12-2009, 11:36 AM

Just give it to Inthebutt like you were planning to before.

XxMastagunzxX

10-12-2009, 12:52 PM

I actually have tourettes :mini yeah:

Sin

10-12-2009, 01:04 PM

I actually have tourettes :mini yeah:

Oshit! Fo'realz yo?! Are you as funny as that dude? "Don't talk shit about TOTAL!"

xD lulz

XxMastagunzxX

10-12-2009, 01:05 PM

Oshit! Fo'realz yo?! Are you as funny as that dude? "Don't talk shit about TOTAL!"

xD lulz

I'm serious but I don't have a bad case of it like he does. Most people can't tell I have it.

Sin

10-12-2009, 01:07 PM

I'm serious but I don't have a bad case of it like he does. Most people can't tell I have it.

Oh wErd? Do you have just the physical "ticks" or whatever they're called?

I used to know a guy, who knew this girl, who knew a guy that had Tourettes.

Vladninja

10-12-2009, 03:48 PM

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/Vladninja/threadfailure.png

XxMastagunzxX

10-12-2009, 05:10 PM

Oh wErd? Do you have just the physical "ticks" or whatever they're called?

I used to know a guy, who knew this girl, who knew a guy that had Tourettes.

I used to have them bad when I was younger

Scrubbleboo

10-12-2009, 05:35 PM

only if your desperate enough for that vagina.

QFT. Let's have a contest where the winner gets a peek of the goods. Plenty of desperates right? God I love the internet.

Sin

10-12-2009, 05:39 PM

QFT. Let's have a contest where the winner gets a peek of the goods. Plenty of desperates right? God I love the internet.

OMGZ!!!! LAWWLLLZZz!!!

Scrubbleboo

10-12-2009, 05:41 PM

OMGZ!!!! LAWWLLLZZz!!!

Are you participating Sin? I hear that shit is off the charts!

Sin

10-12-2009, 05:42 PM

Are you participating Sin? I hear that shit is off the charts!

What?! On the Downz Meat Curtains Contest?

Yo, I'm downz for that shit.

Scrubbleboo

10-12-2009, 05:45 PM

What?! On the Downz Meat Curtains Contest?

Yo, I'm downz for that shit.

I'll put you on the list.:lmao: Beef/meat curtain. I haven't heard that in years. I am seriously going to hell.

Sin

10-12-2009, 07:54 PM

I use that term all the time. Especially if there's some roast beef action goin on down there.

Ew.

inthebutt

10-12-2009, 08:17 PM

I use that term all the time. Especially if there's some roast beef action goin on down there.

Ew.

dude really??? come on bro I just had roast beef for dinner that my friends mom made. don't ruin that shit for me sin!!!

Sin

10-12-2009, 08:50 PM

dude really??? come on bro I just had roast beef for dinner that my friends mom made. don't ruin that shit for me sin!!!

This is why I'll never eat roast beef again... EITHER kind.

Kavinsky

10-12-2009, 11:13 PM

this contest might actually work if you come on and talk to the newcommers of the server, but with the regs who have been here for years its a waste of time.

ImGonnaGetCha

10-13-2009, 05:30 AM

W_O_W!!!!! WoW, Just "WOW"!!!!! Now I Know Why All The Sane People Have Left :lmao:. And To Be Honest I Really Don't Blame Them!!!!! Honestly Grow Up All Of You And Get Lifes!!!!! And I Seriously Must Say I Am Very Disappointed In Some Of You!!!!!! So Many Of You Have Stooped So Low, WOW!!!!!!! I'm Mostly Disappointed In Those That Were ( The Ones That Were Here The Longest ) Once Leaders Are Now Followers!!!!!!!! Just... Just, Just WOW!!!!!!!!!!

๖ReS

10-13-2009, 06:31 AM

I don't want to be mean, but I think your boyfriend is only in it for the pussy..

Just saying..

Sin

10-13-2009, 07:24 AM

I don't want to be mean, but I think your boyfriend is only in it for the pussy..

Just saying..

Don't forget the head, too!

walterbrunswick

10-13-2009, 09:52 AM

Christmas

10-13-2009, 09:56 AM

I told you there were a lot of assholes here.

The forums went way downhill from last year, ever since all these newcomers flooded in. It's just best to not take things personally here.

Cry me a river, both of you.

uuntiltheendd

10-13-2009, 10:10 AM

It's just best to not take things seriously here.
i agree. it would seem like there are a lot less assholes here if people would stop taking things so seriously.
*edit*and i think im going to start putting *sarcasm* after everything sarcastic i say so people wont get so uptight about some things. i probably should have done that from the start.

W_O_W!!!!! WoW, Just "WOW"!!!!! Now I Know Why All The Sane People Have Left :lmao:. And To Be Honest I Really Don't Blame Them!!!!! Honestly Grow Up All Of You And Get Lifes!!!!! And I Seriously Must Say I Am Very Disappointed In Some Of You!!!!!! So Many Of You Have Stooped So Low, WOW!!!!!!! I'm Mostly Disappointed In Those That Were ( The Ones That Were Here The Longest ) Once Leaders Are Now Followers!!!!!!!! Just... Just, Just WOW!!!!!!!!!!
and you fell into your own trap. this is kind of like your im leaving thread and the i have hiccups thread. i hate saying this but: im just saying :wtg:

Sin

10-13-2009, 10:37 AM

i hate saying this but: im just saying :wtg:

"Just saying" makes me laugh on the inside.

@ Walter - Dude, why would you take anything that anyone on the internet says or does, seriously? It's the fucking internet. It's not meant to be taken seriously. That's what the "RL" is for, and even in that, people need to lighten up.

@ Getcha - Can I haz a pix of joor meat curtains, pl0x?

mag36

10-13-2009, 11:15 AM

This is why I'll never eat roast beef again... EITHER kind.

damn and i loved Arbys, crap!!!!!!!!!!!!:violin:

Ren

10-13-2009, 12:04 PM

So the other day, my cat barfed all over my couch and coffee table.

Mallissin

10-13-2009, 12:16 PM

So the other day, my cat barfed all over my couch and coffee table.

Stop blaming your cat. There was way too much vomit for a cat's stomach.

Now, a human's stomach after eating four big macs and a liter of vodka, possible.

Kazee

10-13-2009, 12:24 PM

Is it me or does getcha use a lot of exclamation points?! Like do you really talk like that in person always enthusiastic? That would be like something to hear to raise an eyebrow lol. :roll:

Ren

10-13-2009, 12:30 PM

Stop blaming your cat. There was way too much vomit for a cat's stomach.

Now, a human's stomach after eating four big macs and a liter of vodka, possible.

No, this cat is freaking ridiculous. Do you know what her all-time record for number of vomits per day is? FIVE. FIIIIIIIIIVE. She's a barf factory. I don't know why she even bothers eating.

Sin

10-13-2009, 02:13 PM

So the other day, my cat barfed all over my couch and coffee table.

I lol'd a lot... now you're learning the ways of teh SPAM!

uuntiltheendd

10-13-2009, 03:53 PM

I lol'd a lot... now you're learning the ways of teh SPAM!

the ways of the spam.. sounds like a foreign film

Sin

10-13-2009, 05:24 PM

the ways of the spam.. sounds like a foreign film

Old Chinese Kung Fu film to be exact.

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 02:00 AM

I don't want to be mean, but I think your boyfriend is only in it for the pussy..

Just saying..

And Thats Why He Always Puts Me First Right? And Always Spends His Time With Me And Not To Mention ENGAGED!!!!! Don't You Ever Say That To A Girl Unless You Are Sure (Like Seriously Grow Up) Because If You Said That To Any Other Girl And They Were Unsure You'd Completely Screw Up That Relationship!!!!!! That's Just Cruel!!!!!!!!

Ren

10-14-2009, 02:11 AM

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 02:27 AM

i agree. it would seem like there are a lot less assholes here if people would stop taking things so seriously.
*edit*and i think im going to start putting *sarcasm* after everything sarcastic i say so people wont get so uptight about some things. i probably should have done that from the start.
No They Need To Get Real, No One Here Takes Anything Seriously!!!! Common Now I Know You're Not That Retarded LoL :roll:

and you fell into your own trap. this is kind of like your im leaving thread and the i have hiccups thread. i hate saying this but: im just saying :wtg:
That Made No Sense WhatSoEver...

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 02:30 AM

I told you there were a lot of assholes here.

The forums went way downhill from last year, ever since all these newcomers flooded in. It's just best to not take things seriously here.

LoL Trust Me I Can Tell

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 02:43 AM

@ Getcha - Can I haz a pix of joor meat curtains, pl0x?

Sorry I Don't Speak Retard, Speak ENGLISH!!!!! And NO Pix For JOU, You Mean Nothing To Me, So You'll Just Have To Wait Till I Upload Them To My Album (Which Will Be Whenever I Feel Like It) Or When You See Me In Game (Even Though I RARELY Play)

Ren

10-14-2009, 02:55 AM

This just reminds me so much of Dramatic Reading of a Break Up Letter...

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 03:04 AM

Is it me or does getcha use a lot of exclamation points?! Like do you really talk like that in person always enthusiastic? That would be like something to hear to raise an eyebrow lol. :roll:

Omgsh Lawlz!!!! Actually, Yeah I Do, Sometimes!!! Lawlz Shut Up :lmao:

ImGonnaGetCha

10-14-2009, 03:22 AM

Funny How I'm Always Being Blamed For Going Off Subject (MBP :smirk:) Yet, Well, LOOK!!!! And I Bet There's Going To Be More On This Thread After I Write This Lawlz :roll: :banghead::headache:

Sin

10-14-2009, 07:40 AM

Sorry I Don't Speak Retard, Speak ENGLISH!!!!! And NO Pix For JOU, You Mean Nothing To Me, So You'll Just Have To Wait Till I Upload Them To My Album (Which Will Be Whenever I Feel Like It) Or When You See Me In Game (Even Though I RARELY Play)

Your Downz make you such an easy target, Getcha.

Ren

10-14-2009, 09:22 AM

So I looked outside this morning and there was all this snow and I was like, "WTF?" and then I remembered that it's Canada.

XxMastagunzxX

10-14-2009, 09:23 AM

Maybe she has autism?

Sin

10-14-2009, 10:14 AM

So I looked outside this morning and there was all this snow and I was like, "WTF?" and then I remembered that it's Canada.

Yes, Ren! You learn fast! I'm so proud... *sniffle*

And Masta... don't compare her to the great Rainman!

uuntiltheendd

10-14-2009, 11:15 AM

No They Need To Get Real, No One Here Takes Anything Seriously!!!! Common Now I Know You're Not That Retarded LoL :roll:

That Made No Sense WhatSoEver...

theres this thing. its called multi quoting.

but, It Did Make Sense WhatSoEver..

Ren

10-14-2009, 02:34 PM

Yes, Ren! You learn fast! I'm so proud... *sniffle*

Shit, son, I'm a seasoned veteran. I walk a fine line.

Sin

10-14-2009, 02:45 PM

Then you should know that a "journal" feature just doesn't cut it. xD

uuntiltheendd

10-14-2009, 03:13 PM

Then you should know that a "journal" feature just doesn't cut it. xD

sin i posted something for you in the video thread. :icon_mrgreen:

Sin

10-14-2009, 03:19 PM

sin i posted something for you in the video thread. :icon_mrgreen:

Man, I don't even check that shit.

uuntiltheendd

10-14-2009, 03:23 PM

Man, I don't even check that shit.

me either but i didnt want to post it in here. its a great video. :wtg:

Sin

10-14-2009, 03:26 PM

me either but i didnt want to post it in here. its a great video. :wtg:

Post that shit in here so I can watch it. This thread is dead anyway.

uuntiltheendd

10-14-2009, 03:28 PM

Post that shit in here so I can watch it. This thread is dead anyway.

lol why dont you go into that thread? itll take like two seconds meng.

nvm. lazy asian bastard!
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Sin

10-14-2009, 03:32 PM

Because... that thread contains the word "official". Now, stop being a homo and post that shit in hurr.

EDIT: LAWLZ!!!!! OMGZZ!!!!!! That video is full of WIN. Walter will love it!

uuntiltheendd

10-14-2009, 03:38 PM

Because... that thread contains the word "official". Now, stop being a homo and post that shit in hurr.

EDIT: LAWLZ!!!!! OMGZZ!!!!!! That video is full of WIN. Walter will love it!

... all because its official? you are one wierd monkey. so do you not celebrate your birthday because its your official birthday?

it might be wierd but im comfortable enough with the size of my penis to say that that song was actually stuck in my head today and i was singing it to myself in my math class lmao its kind of catchy LaWlZ

Sin

10-14-2009, 03:41 PM

it might be wierd but im comfortable enough with the size of my penis to say that that song was actually stuck in my head today and i was singing it to myself in my math class lmao its kind of catchy LaWlZ

I lol'd

-=NYS=- C.O.

10-14-2009, 04:04 PM

Like OMG !!!! Like OMG !! Like OMG did I win ?!??

Vladninja

10-14-2009, 04:27 PM

Props on the video actually made this thread worth somthing:lmao:

Like OMG !!!! Like OMG !! Like OMG did I win ?!??

+1 :lmao: and no...

You didn't use a funky color for your lettering... you failed to overuse capitalization... you didn't use enough punctuation. Oh and you failed to prove how much better than us "assholes" you are by telling more lame personal information no one cares about something, something, a fiance, or something.

Sorry if I left anything out.

By the way you momo's (motherfucking morons) are kidding yourselves about the forums. The forum have the same core group of assholes, it's always had... some of us are just tired of all these kids (with the downs) posting threads that are stupid and not even amusing.

I mean if your gonna post something stupid at least try and make it good for a laugh... and I mean like good joke kinda funny... not picking on a retarded kid funny.

Sin

10-14-2009, 04:31 PM

not picking on a retarded kid funny.

Picking on Getcha is Grade A humor, man.

Kazee

10-14-2009, 10:22 PM

Omgsh Lawlz!!!! Actually, Yeah I Do, Sometimes!!! Lawlz Shut Up :lmao:

LoL I've known you for quite a while Getcha, I have gotten used to the way you talk, it's actually funny hearing it. Very amusing ^_^ <3

ImGonnaGetCha

10-15-2009, 09:53 AM

lol why dont you go into that thread? itll take like two seconds meng.

nvm. lazy asian bastard!
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D: My Thread!!!!!! My, My Poor Poor Thread!!!!!!! You Killed It !!!!!!!! D: D: D:

Sin

10-15-2009, 10:00 AM

This hasn't been your thread since the original post.

uuntiltheendd

10-15-2009, 11:05 AM

all your thread are belong to us. :wtg::wtg::wtg::wtg::wtg::wtg:

Scrubbleboo

10-19-2009, 11:05 AM

And Thats Why He Always Puts Me First Right? And Always Spends His Time With Me And Not To Mention ENGAGED!!!!! Don't You Ever Say That To A Girl Unless You Are Sure (Like Seriously Grow Up) Because If You Said That To Any Other Girl And They Were Unsure You'd Completely Screw Up That Relationship!!!!!! That's Just Cruel!!!!!!!!

I hear this same argument when girls refer to Edward in Twilight. "HES JUSHT PRETECTING HERZ LOLZ!!!!" Obviously you've never heard of divorce. There are men that get married and dote on a chick if she's hot. Then they realize that they're 40, the beauty she has has faded and all they have left is some crazy high-maintenance woman who couldn't add 80 and 20 if her life depended on it.

I won't apologize for this rant. It's the internet.

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Sin

10-19-2009, 12:15 PM

I hear this same argument when girls refer to Edward in Twilight. "HES JUSHT PRETECTING HERZ LOLZ!!!!" Obviously you've never heard of divorce. There are men that get married and dote on a chick if she's hot. Then they realize that they're 40, the beauty she has has faded and all they have left is some crazy high-maintenance woman who couldn't add 80 and 20 if her life depended on it.

I won't apologize for this rant. It's the internet.

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Jesus Christ, Scrubz... thank you for this. You're my heroine, now. Yes, yes, the needle kind!

I lol'd really good while listening to that. xD

- |STFU Bitch| -

10-20-2009, 11:28 PM

I hear this same argument when girls refer to Edward in Twilight. "HES JUSHT PRETECTING HERZ LOLZ!!!!" Obviously you've never heard of divorce. There are men that get married and dote on a chick if she's hot. Then they realize that they're 40, the beauty she has has faded and all they have left is some crazy high-maintenance woman who couldn't add 80 and 20 if her life depended on it.

I won't apologize for this rant. It's the internet.

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OMG This killed me, i lol'ed so hard i started to cry, i dont know why but bad grammar so much

Christmas

10-21-2009, 10:11 AM

I hear this same argument when girls refer to Edward in Twilight. "HES JUSHT PRETECTING HERZ LOLZ!!!!" Obviously you've never heard of divorce. There are men that get married and dote on a chick if she's hot. Then they realize that they're 40, the beauty she has has faded and all they have left is some crazy high-maintenance woman who couldn't add 80 and 20 if her life depended on it.

I won't apologize for this rant. It's the internet.

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In all honesty it's their fault for popping the question simply because the woman they want to marry is beautiful is their only reason.

You fuck hot chicks. You marry compatible chicks.

Sin

10-21-2009, 10:31 AM

You fuck hot chicks. You marry compatible chicks.

I agree with the first sentence. Who wants to get married?!

uuntiltheendd

10-21-2009, 10:39 AM

I agree with the first sentence. Who wants to get married?!

lol yea. my girl is always like oh i cant wait till we can get married and im just like uhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant either...... *ultrasarcasm* now hand me the lube.