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Ren
10-23-2009, 02:08 AM
I've had some weird-ass dreams.

Today I was remembering this one time in college where I dreamed that I kissed Alexic Bledel (actress from Gilmore Girls). It was one of the most euphoric dreams I've had, actually. She was wearing a white dress.

Another one of my most poignant dreams was one where I was sitting in a high school physics class and all the students broke out into harmony to the song "This Time is the Last Time" by Mae.

I dream all the freaking time, so I'll try to come by and update this thread when I do. :D

ImGonnaGetCha
10-23-2009, 02:46 AM
I've had some weird-ass dreams.

Today I was remembering this one time in college where I dreamed that I kissed Alexic Bledel (actress from Gilmore Girls). It was one of the most euphoric dreams I've had, actually. She was wearing a white dress.

Another one of my most poignant dreams was one where I was sitting in a high school physics class and all the students broke out into harmony to the song "This Time is the Last Time" by Mae.

I dream all the freaking time, so I'll try to come by and update this thread when I do. :D

LoL you're so strange...
Here's the song you were dreaming of
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Ren
10-23-2009, 02:53 AM
LoL you're so strange...
Here's the song you were dreaming of


Yes, I LOVE that song. I used to be a big fan of Mae back in the day... I think I still have a Mae t-shirt.

Ren
10-23-2009, 03:05 AM
LoL you're so strange...
Here's the song you were dreaming of


Yes, I LOVE that song. I used to be a big fan of Mae back in the day... I think I still have a Mae t-shirt.

Sin
10-23-2009, 07:24 AM
This thread deserves the double post.

Dreams are funny things. I love when I dream about the Zombie Apocalypse. Gives me a chubby!

uuntiltheendd
10-23-2009, 08:02 AM
lately i have been having wierd dreams and also i have been waking up early in the morning in a strange state of mind. i dont know how to explain it, its really strange and it creeps me out. it seems like i wake up in another state of consciousness. or maybe another state of awareness. i cant explain it, its just so wierd. it seems like everything around me is different but at the same time its the same. everything around me seems to be moving and perfectly symetrical but at the same time nothing is moving. and also i feel really strange, like im in a state of euphoria but at the same time i am terrified and i think im going crazy.. its really wierd and i think aliens are messing with me!!!!!!! no jk but i am experiencing something strange.. and the worst part about it is i cant really explain what is going on..

but as for your dream that is really wierd. i dream i am back highschool a lot. but ill post some of my dreams in here too when i have them :wtg:

Ren
10-23-2009, 09:16 AM
and the worst part about it is i cant really explain what is going on..

Yes, I hate that about dreams. I very often have poignant and vivid dreams, but seldom can I begin to describe them. It's also frustrating when you dream about someone, but it's half them and half someone else...

Tragedy
10-23-2009, 09:59 AM
This thread deserves the double post.

Dreams are funny things. I love when I dream about the Zombie Apocalypse. Gives me a chubby!

you and me both. in reality...2012 is not just "when the world will end" according to Mayans and that one weird dude...but it is when the Zombie Apocalypse is going to kill all the weak people in this world. IT'S GOING TO BE BEASTLY. And all of us first-person-shooter nerds are going to get together and rape all those bitches. :assault::pistols::assault::pistols::reddot::reddo t::reddot:

Sin
10-23-2009, 10:31 AM
you and me both. in reality...2012 is not just "when the world will end" according to Mayans and that one weird dude...but it is when the Zombie Apocalypse is going to kill all the weak people in this world. IT'S GOING TO BE BEASTLY. And all of us first-person-shooter nerds are going to get together and rape all those bitches. :assault::pistols::assault::pistols::reddot::reddo t::reddot:

YES! This is what I've been hoping for!

Thank Zeus. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

As for crazy dreams and what-not, I have many "out-of-body" dreams, ya'know, when you know you're dreaming and your "spirit" starts pulling out of your body, and you can see yourself doing shit? They're fucking weird. Run-on sentences, FTW!

walterbrunswick
10-23-2009, 11:28 AM
I've had some weird-ass dreams.

Seems a lot of us have lately. Must be the change in season/weather? What else could explain this seemingly global effect.

Three nights ago I dreamt that my late grandfather got out of his grave and spent a couple more years with us.

The other night I started watching this Vietnam documentary on DVDs I got at Wal-Mart and that night I dreamt that I was talking to my security guard trainer (who was a U.S. Marine .50BMG helicopter gunner in 'Nam) about his experiences there. He shot down the Viet Cong!! :assault::assault::pistols:.......... :reddot::reddot:

Tragedy
10-23-2009, 12:34 PM
at least all of your dreams are some-what cool...haha.


All of my dreams (IF and WHEN I actually remember them...which is rare), involve me waking up in the middle of the night (not in the dream, but actually waking up) and the dream is still going on around me, it's fucking SHITTY.

Thankfully I am not at war or anything though when I wake up, it is always stupid shit. For example...the other day I woke up and saw a massive serpent/snake slithering up my wall and onto my ceiling. I in turn ran my ass into the bathroom and slammed the door. Then my g/f comes knocking on the bathroom door tired as shit like "wtf are you doing", and I respond "there is a fucking MANEATINGCOBRAPYTHONHOLYSHITSNAKE above the bed!"...

I walk back into the bedroom....nothing....


Another recent time I woke up and there were 2 praying mantis's crawing up my sheets towards me. I was like "wtf is this shit", flung my covers up and went back to bed...haha.

loka
10-23-2009, 12:40 PM
I have deja vu dreams. I dream it and it happens eventually... which is why i hate sleeping.

Sin
10-23-2009, 01:01 PM
I think everyone has those sorts of "deja vu" dreams. At least that is what most people attribute their "deja vu" experiences to. It's a neat subject.

@ Steamer - That snake thing made me lol.

Tragedy
10-23-2009, 01:04 PM
I think everyone has those sorts of "deja vu" dreams. At least that is what most people attribute their "deja vu" experiences to. It's a neat subject.

@ Steamer - That snake thing made me lol.



bitch get my name right. :banghead:

Sin
10-23-2009, 01:15 PM
bitch get my name right. :banghead:

HAHAHAHA! ROFL! I swear your name said Steamer.

Scrubbleboo
10-23-2009, 09:46 PM
Seems a lot of us have lately. Must be the change in season/weather? What else could explain this seemingly global effect.

Three nights ago I dreamt that my late grandfather got out of his grave and spent a couple more years with us.

The other night I started watching this Vietnam documentary on DVDs I got at Wal-Mart and that night I dreamt that I was talking to my security guard trainer (who was a U.S. Marine .50BMG helicopter gunner in 'Nam) about his experiences there. He shot down the Viet Cong!! :assault::assault::pistols:.......... :reddot::reddot:


Agreed. I have had a lot of Zombie dreams as of late. I have also had some terrifying dreams that don't involve Zombies :(.

My roommate has had the worst time though. He just moved out here and I went to help him move. He started having horrifying dreams about 6 months ago, but only when he slept in his bedroom. One involved his friends having their bowels removed in a butcher shop and hanging from hooks. He started sleeping on the couch after his last dream:
He goes to bed at 11 o'clock usually. In his dream he looked at the clock and got ready to go to sleep. He laid down in bed and then he heard a door open. He went to see if it was the neighbors door, and thought it was weird since no one had moved into the empty apartment yet. His door stood wide open and when he went to close it a two-headed invisible demon swooped down from outside and slammed him against the bar in his kitchen which faces the door. The demon started to try and snap at his face and he was trying to bite his arm to make himself wake up. After that he felt something sitting on his chest and holding his eyes closed and laughing demonically while telling him he had to stay asleep.

I slept on the other couch while I was there hahaha.

ImGonnaGetCha
10-23-2009, 09:53 PM
Agreed. I have had a lot of Zombie dreams as of late. I have also had some terrifying dreams that don't involve Zombies :(.

My roommate has had the worst time though. He just moved out here and I went to help him move. He started having horrifying dreams about 6 months ago, but only when he slept in his bedroom. One involved his friends having their bowels removed in a butcher shop and hanging from hooks. He started sleeping on the couch after his last dream:
He goes to bed at 11 o'clock usually. In his dream he looked at the clock and got ready to go to sleep. He laid down in bed and then he heard a door open. He went to see if it was the neighbors door, and thought it was weird since no one had moved into the empty apartment yet. His door stood wide open and when he went to close it a two-headed invisible demon swooped down from outside and slammed him against the bar in his kitchen which faces the door. The demon started to try and snap at his face and he was trying to bite his arm to make himself wake up. After that he felt something sitting on his chest and holding his eyes closed and laughing demonically while telling him he had to stay asleep.

I slept on the other couch while I was there hahaha.

:icon_eek:

I don't think I'm gonna be able to fall asleep now!!!!!!

Ren
10-23-2009, 11:23 PM
Well this is becoming a light-hearted thread.

Steamer
10-24-2009, 02:17 AM
How the hell you get my name confused....

Anyway on topic,

I hate waking up from dreams wear I become like really rich or something really fun is going on as I tend to wake up and feel bummed out or pissed off lol.

Another weird type of dream I have is everything is pitch black and in the "sort of" dream i'm aware i am sleeping and thats why its really dark o_O...

Sin
10-24-2009, 12:23 PM
Dreams about demons are the best. That dream reminded me of Hellraiser... man those were some classics.

Ren
10-24-2009, 02:27 PM
Last night's dream involved me driving around somewhere lost trying to find the correct exit for the hospital. It also involved McDonald's and a police cruiser.

Mallissin
10-24-2009, 02:29 PM
I was watching some of the Dragon Age video's late one night and had a dream about one of the female characters. Awhile in, a freaking dragon came out of nowhere.

Anyway, long story short... that was some hot scaley loving.

uuntiltheendd
10-24-2009, 11:36 PM
last night i dreamed i was robbed at gunpoint then later as i was talking to an african american police officer i saw the guy that robbed and asked the officer to do something but the officer wouldnt do anything. it was quite sad...

walterbrunswick
10-25-2009, 02:14 AM
I remember having dreams where I was shooting at robbers coming up the stairway at our old house back in the 90's. The bullets would curve and drop down... as if I was throwing balls at them...

And then there was that dream where I was pushing the gas pedal on the Volvo stationwagon and it would keep stalling out and dying.


BUT ANYWAY... WHAT ABOUT THE COMMUNISTS!~?!!? WE MUST KILL THEM!!:assault::assault::assault::assault::25::22: :13:.............................................. ..................................:reddot::reddot: :reddot::reddot::plzdie:

Ren
10-25-2009, 02:32 AM
Communism is just a red herring.

walterbrunswick
10-25-2009, 02:36 AM
Communism is just a red herring.

Red herring my ass! They had us surrounded back in the day. Cuba. Latin America. Red China. Vietnam. Laos. Cambodia. Soviet Russia. They were going to crush us!

Jesus Christ, Give me a Green Card!!!

ImGonnaGetCha
10-25-2009, 09:32 PM
Red herring my ass! They had us surrounded back in the day. Cuba. Latin America. Red China. Vietnam. Laos. Cambodia. Soviet Russia. They were going to crush us!

Jesus Christ, Give me a Green Card!!!

Stop with the green card walter!!!! Seriously don't be retarded!!!!

Sin
10-26-2009, 07:44 AM
Seriously don't be retarded!!!!

You've almost got it now, Getcha! Cut back the punctuation marks and your Downz will be down to 76.3%.

The other night I dreamt I was Megan Fox's dildo... Fuckin'... True... Story.

Suffice it to say, I lol'd really good when I woke up. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Ren
10-26-2009, 08:50 AM
Suffice it to say, I fapp'd really good when I woke up. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Fixed.

Also, last night I dreamed that someone I know had the swine flu and my exposure to it was imminent. Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN.

Sin
10-26-2009, 08:52 AM
Also, last night I dreamed that someone I know had the HIV and my exposure to it was imminent. Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN.

Fixed. xD

You and your dirty mind.

Ren
10-26-2009, 08:53 AM
Fixed. xD

You and your dirty mind.

I was going to say touché, but I definitely already said that recently. Department of redundancy department.

Sin
10-26-2009, 08:57 AM
At least you used the "é". Most people don't, and it just sounds so wrong without it.

P.S. - It's awesome how redundancy is so awesome.

Ren
10-26-2009, 09:03 AM
At least you used the "é". Most people don't, and it just sounds so wrong without it.

I know, I feel really elite having to bust out the character map.

Sin
10-26-2009, 09:30 AM
Touchy... Mmmm...

Ren
10-29-2009, 02:42 PM
I dreamed that some girl had a crush on me. It was weird. She was following me around and I was trying to nicely indicate to her that I wasn't interested.

walterbrunswick
10-29-2009, 05:49 PM
I dreamed that some girl had a crush on me. It was weird. She was following me around and I was trying to nicely indicate to her that I wasn't interested.

Was her name by chance Lolsbian or lb? :lmao:

mag36
10-29-2009, 06:45 PM
I dreamed that some girl had a crush on me. It was weird. She was following me around and I was trying to nicely indicate to her that I wasn't interested.

LOL, you know want to try it! At least once

๖ReS
10-29-2009, 07:14 PM
I had a dream I remember very vividly, I fought a buncha monks with a bow staff.

Best. Dream. Ever.

ChouChou
10-29-2009, 07:26 PM
I dream of cotton candy and spaghetti noodles.

Ren
10-29-2009, 11:40 PM
Was her name by chance Lolsbian or lb? :lmao:

Except that I would totally be interested in either one of them.

Sin
10-30-2009, 08:30 AM
Dreamt about zombies again last night. Wasn't too entertaining though, it was like I was watching one of those shitty B-Movies they make about a gay zombie apocalypse.

Except there was helicopters.

True story.

Tragedy
10-30-2009, 08:46 AM
DUDE I DID TOO!. it was insane, i had one of those sick ass assault shot guns and i was living in a townhouse type setup like from i am legend. It was an awesome dream. Not to mention, I saved a hot chick and she decided to stick around. Wooord.

Ren
11-14-2009, 02:37 AM
So. I feel morally obligated to tell you that I had my first dream about an ibis member.

And it was....








....









....









Walter. I shit you not.

Pink
11-14-2009, 02:55 AM
I had a crazy dream once it started out normal me and an ex were walking on the beach and going up to this water slide. We finally get up there and it was pretty high, and poof Im in the woods with a lancer(Gears of War) and every one I see is power sliding like real people and I finally wall bounce into a parking alot with no cars just wall bouncing until I got stuck on the curb.(Fun but glitchy game.) it made no sense but I remember it clear as day since I wrote it down after i had it.

inthebutt
11-14-2009, 03:05 AM
So. I feel morally obligated to tell you that I had my first dream about an ibis member.

And it was....








....









....









Walter. I shit you not.

you dreamed about a pedobear??

way to smoke that crack before bed hahaha

oh and walter is not an IBIS clan member.

mag36
11-14-2009, 04:32 AM
So. I feel morally obligated to tell you that I had my first dream about an ibis member.

And it was....








....









....









Walter. I shit you not.

i bet walter feels special now!

anyways i had a wierd funny/scary dream last night. I was dreaming I was being chased by a scary ass giant orange maple leaf, trying to rake my ass up. I was like running and yellin OH SHIT!!!! OH shit!!!!. The ironic thing was, I currently do landscaping and that morning i had to blow and rake leaves all day which i HATE.

My dreams tend to have some way of partly materializing. Now if some ladies want to help make my pleasent dreams come true let me know ;-) :wtg:

Ren
11-14-2009, 04:34 AM
My dreams tend to have some way of partly materializing. Now if some ladies want to help make my pleasent dreams come true let me know ;-) :wtg:

I know at least one who would be ready and willing! (Hint: It's not me.)

Sin
11-14-2009, 08:31 AM
I know at least one who would be ready and willing! (Hint: It's not me.)

It's GETCHA!

ImGonnaGetCha
11-14-2009, 09:05 AM
It's GETCHA!

Omgsh!!!! That's so mean!!!!!! Seriously sin Grow The F Up!!!!!!!!!!! kthnxbye

Sin
11-14-2009, 09:37 AM
Omgsh!!!! That's so mean!!!!!! Seriously sin Grow The F Up!!!!!!!!!!! kthnxbye

What? Did I say something wrong?

ImGonnaGetCha
11-14-2009, 10:22 AM
What? Did I say something wrong?

You are The Wrong!
Go ask your mommy that! She'll agree :icon_mrgreen:
And if you couldnt comprehend that, what I was saying is :stupid:

Sin
11-14-2009, 10:45 AM
You are The Wrong!
Go ask your mommy that! She'll agree :icon_mrgreen:
And if you couldnt comprehend that, what I was saying is :stupid:

I guess a downzy like you can't distinguish sarcasm through text.

Ren
11-14-2009, 01:57 PM
I actually thought you might be up for it, Sin...

'Cause who wouldn't wanna bang this?

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpg

Sin
11-14-2009, 02:43 PM
I actually thought you might be up for it, Sin...

'Cause who wouldn't wanna bang this?

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpg

Yes, Ren. I have my vag waiting. Made sure the roast beef is nice and moist, too.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 03:15 PM
So. I feel morally obligated to tell you that I had my first dream about an ibis member.

And it was....








....









....









Walter. I shit you not.

:O!

I want details, Ren! Juicy details!!

EVL_Ripper
11-14-2009, 03:18 PM
:O!

I want details, Ren! Juicy details!!



She dreamed that you came to her daughters 6th birthday party dressed as a clown and exposed yourself.

Ren
11-14-2009, 04:05 PM
Unfortunately, the dream wasn't that exciting. Walter didn't whip out his 3-inch drill or anything.

I just dreamed that he & I lived in the same city (we live in the same country...) and decided to meet up (apparently I was certifiably insane in the dream). I waited at my brother's friend's house for about 6 hours, and Walter never showed up.

I got stood up by Walter. In my dream.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 04:25 PM
Unfortunately, the dream wasn't that exciting. Walter didn't whip out his 3-inch drill or anything.

I just dreamed that he & I lived in the same city (we live in the same country...) and decided to meet up (apparently I was certifiably insane in the dream). I waited at my brother's friend's house for about 6 hours, and Walter never showed up.

I got stood up by Walter. In my dream.

Come again? 3-inch drill? You must be mistaking me with someone else...

Why would you have to be insane to meet me!? I could show you my awesome pump... but it needs to be sanded down and greased up...

Also I hope you know that I would never stand anyone up in real life!! I'm not like that!

Ren
11-14-2009, 06:32 PM
Also I hope you know that I would never stand anyone up in real life!! I'm not like that!

Yeah, I assumed that you were in no position to turn anyone down.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 06:38 PM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
18:27 - Ren: have i ever told you how much you MEAN to me?
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: Hello dearest!
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: I believe you have <33
18:28 - Ren: no no
18:28 - Ren: i don't think i have
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: I am flattered to have been in your dreams
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: Even though I supposedly stood you up :\
18:29 - Ren: i wish i could express the amount of care i have for you
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman slaps self
18:29 - Ren: if i could take an atom
18:29 - Ren: and split it
18:29 - Ren: infinite times
18:29 - Ren: and then take one of those infinitesimal specks
18:29 - Ren: and hand it to you
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: ...
18:29 - Ren: THAT would be how much you mean to me.
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: Well then.
18:29 - Ren: well, perhaps we could get into antimatter
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: I'm glad I mean so MUCH.
18:29 - Ren: but i don't know much about that
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: :'(
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:30 - WalterTheHandyman: Has anyone told you that you're cold?
18:30 - WalterTheHandyman: Why won't you open yourself to anyone!?
18:31 - Ren: i do
18:31 - Ren: just not to tools like yourself
18:31 - Ren: aha!
18:31 - Ren: mag knows a fucking TON about me
18:31 - Ren: lulz.
18:31 - WalterTheHandyman: bitch.
18:31 - WalterTheHandyman: How am I a tool?
18:32 - Ren: i won't bother expanding upon what you already know
18:32 - WalterTheHandyman: So let me understand this.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: You're toying with me?
18:33 - Ren: i... don't think so?
18:33 - Ren: how much fun is it to toy with 2 inches, anyway?
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: Okay.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: Well if that's how it going to be, I don't really want to have anything to do with you.
18:34 - WalterTheHandyman: I've had some bad experiences in the past.
18:34 - Ren: okie dokie
18:34 - Ren: *tips hat*
18:34 - Ren: cheerio
18:34 - WalterTheHandyman: I haven't done anything to you, and if you're going to be a complete bitch, good riddance.
18:34 - Ren: whew
18:35 - Ren: someone put his serious pants on this morning
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: No, I've just been hurt before.
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: And let me tell you, it sucks.
18:35 - Ren: haven't we all...
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: Well I'm only speaking on my behalf.
18:36 - Ren: hoekay, man
18:36 - Ren: i can see this isn't gonna work out
18:36 - Ren: sorry to bother ya
18:36 - WalterTheHandyman: Sure thing.
Ren is now Offline.

!@-owned-!@
11-14-2009, 06:38 PM
hey guys i just payed for the admin commands yesterday so just to let you know im admin now and my name in ame is !@-owned-!@

loka
11-14-2009, 06:41 PM
part of me inside wants to go berserk. the other part of me wants to point at ren and laugh. see? *in asian Confucius voice* i find you man that act like woman too.

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 06:43 PM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
18:27 - Ren: have i ever told you how much you MEAN to me?
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: Hello dearest!
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: I believe you have <33
18:28 - Ren: no no
18:28 - Ren: i don't think i have
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: I am flattered to have been in your dreams
18:28 - WalterTheHandyman: Even though I supposedly stood you up :\
18:29 - Ren: i wish i could express the amount of care i have for you
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman slaps self
18:29 - Ren: if i could take an atom
18:29 - Ren: and split it
18:29 - Ren: infinite times
18:29 - Ren: and then take one of those infinitesimal specks
18:29 - Ren: and hand it to you
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: ...
18:29 - Ren: THAT would be how much you mean to me.
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: Well then.
18:29 - Ren: well, perhaps we could get into antimatter
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: I'm glad I mean so MUCH.
18:29 - Ren: but i don't know much about that
18:29 - WalterTheHandyman: :'(
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:30 - WalterTheHandyman: Has anyone told you that you're cold?
18:30 - WalterTheHandyman: Why won't you open yourself to anyone!?
18:31 - Ren: i do
18:31 - Ren: just not to tools like yourself
18:31 - Ren: aha!
18:31 - Ren: mag knows a fucking TON about me
18:31 - Ren: lulz.
18:31 - WalterTheHandyman: bitch.
18:31 - WalterTheHandyman: How am I a tool?
18:32 - Ren: i won't bother expanding upon what you already know
18:32 - WalterTheHandyman: So let me understand this.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: You're toying with me?
18:33 - Ren: i... don't think so?
18:33 - Ren: how much fun is it to toy with 2 inches, anyway?
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: Okay.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:33 - WalterTheHandyman: Well if that's how it going to be, I don't really want to have anything to do with you.
18:34 - WalterTheHandyman: I've had some bad experiences in the past.
18:34 - Ren: okie dokie
18:34 - Ren: *tips hat*
18:34 - Ren: cheerio
18:34 - WalterTheHandyman: I haven't done anything to you, and if you're going to be a complete bitch, good riddance.
18:34 - Ren: whew
18:35 - Ren: someone put his serious pants on this morning
Ren is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: No, I've just been hurt before.
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: And let me tell you, it sucks.
18:35 - Ren: haven't we all...
18:35 - WalterTheHandyman: Well I'm only speaking on my behalf.
18:36 - Ren: hoekay, man
18:36 - Ren: i can see this isn't gonna work out
18:36 - Ren: sorry to bother ya
18:36 - WalterTheHandyman: Sure thing.
Ren is now Offline.

You needed to share this with us o.0

Ren
11-14-2009, 06:43 PM
HAHAHAH OWNED.

But seriously. No wonder people don't like you. You take their private conversations and post them without their consent? Really? You know what, you TOTALLY cannot take a joke. And I have a feeling that by posting this, the only thing you'll do is confirm what a tool you really are.

Good luck with that, Walter.

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 06:44 PM
hahahah owned.

But seriously. No wonder people don't like you. You take their private conversations and post them without their consent? Really? You know what, you totally cannot take a joke. And i have a feeling that by posting this, the only thing you'll do is confirm what a tool you really are.

Good luck with that, walter.

+1111111111

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 06:45 PM
You needed to share this with us o.0

Just pointing out to the community the players/bitches that are/were lurking here.

By my count, there are 2 so far:

1) Cathy.
2) Ren.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 06:46 PM
HAHAHAH OWNED.

But seriously. No wonder people don't like you. You take their private conversations and post them without their consent? Really? You know what, you TOTALLY cannot take a joke. And I have a feeling that by posting this, the only thing you'll do is confirm what a tool you really are.

Good luck with that, Walter.

Sorry, I've been through the dance with Cathy before. If you think you're something new, think again.

Ren
11-14-2009, 06:46 PM
Just pointing out to the community the players/bitches that are/were lurking here.

By my count, there are 2 so far:

1) Cathy.
2) Ren.

You know what, just because you're overly-sensitive and do not have the mental capacity to exchange light-hearted insults doesn't mean you need to spam your stupid conversations.

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 06:47 PM
Just pointing out to the community the players/bitches that are/were lurking here.

By my count, there are 2 so far:

1) Cathy.
2) Ren.

Well Thank You for your opinion kind sir but why you had the urge to share that with us? idk :reddot:

๖ReS
11-14-2009, 07:13 PM
This thread is full of tool innuendo, it's funny.

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 07:14 PM
This thread is full of tool innuendo, it's funny.

NoU!.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 07:56 PM
NoU!.

Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth

And I don't have the time
For your over loaded lines

*dances*

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 07:58 PM
Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth

And I don't have the time
For your over loaded lines

*dances*

0.0 tis suppose to be a rhyme?

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 07:59 PM
0.0 tis suppose to be a rhyme?

It is from a song by the great Tina Turner! <33

*Holy-Dart*
11-14-2009, 08:02 PM
It is from a song by the great Tina Turner! <33

0.- kk

EVL_Ripper
11-14-2009, 08:06 PM
It is from a song by the great Tina Turner! <33

Man she was hot in Thunderdome.

And man that shit is hilarious when Walter shows those conversations. I mean it does show how crazy both Walter and the person he's having a conversation with truly are. Sorry Ren, I still think you're swell.

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 08:15 PM
Man she was hot in Thunderdome.

That's the only one I haven't seen. Seen both Mad Max and The Road Warrior. Classics!

&&toasties
11-14-2009, 08:20 PM
Come again? 3-inch drill? You must be mistaking me with someone else...

Why would you have to be insane to meet me!? I could show you my awesome pump... but it needs to be sanded down and greased up...

Also I hope you know that I would never stand anyone up in real life!! I'm not like that!

I literally lol'd at this.

Walter...I still have them..................

walterbrunswick
11-14-2009, 08:23 PM
I literally lol'd at this.

Walter...I still have them..................

I will fucking steal a car and drive to TX and hunt you down!!! :assault:


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

&&toasties
11-14-2009, 09:31 PM
I will fucking steal a car and drive to TX and hunt you down!!! :assault:


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

Bring it bitch!!!!

I have a pump shotty!!!

walterbrunswick
11-17-2009, 07:19 PM
Well I might be getting the flu (even though my immune system is fighting it off pretty well).

Figuring a good rest would help, I turned in at 1833 hours last night, but didn't end up falling asleep until a few hours later (twisting & turning in bed sucked!).

Eventually I feel asleep, and as we learned in psych in college, if your body sleeps for long periods, you often have the craziest dreams.

I had a series of wild dreams, but after my shower this morning I only remembered two:

One, I was on my way home from college, and then along the way I ran into an elderly friend. He was on his way to NY. Where we met, there was this highway bridge, and underneath it there was a station and rail cars (like the kind at the introduction of Half-Life (1998)). We both got on, and the fare was only 75¢. We started off, passed some train yards, and very shortly afterward we were already in upstate NY. In NY, there was this section that was a canyon (again like in the intro of HL) that was under construction. At the Buffalo port, we changed cars, and in the second car, it was only my friend and I and these two girls....... and then I forgot what happened... :(

Then secondly, in a sort of continuation, I was with a couple of friends at this service area stop just past Buffalo (I think &&toasties/Autumn was among the people there), and I broke out hysterical laughter... uhm, that's all that happened there as I remember.

That sucks when you forget, but I remember they were pretty epic.

DJ_MikeyRevile
11-19-2009, 11:45 AM
MY MOST EPIC DREAM OF ALL TIME!

ok so pretty much i was in this other world, i dont know why but the land scape remined me of somthing like oblivion or guild wars. and well long story short

i was car shopping, not just a car but SUPER car shopping.

the catch was, that i couldnt see the car tell i purchesed it so instead of test driving the car, i got to test drive....
a car model, there was 15 diffrent super cars, each with a diffrent model to represent the car.

i tried out 13 tell the police started chasing me, into this mall, i was running with the model i choose then i woke up as i started testing car #13 in a bathroom stall

so yes this means that in my dream, i had sex with 13 hot ass female models xD


now

on a serious note for everyone who may be confused about there dreams ect. use the following dream I have as an example

i used to have a reoccuring dream as a youngin, it played out like so.

"i awake in my room as if everything was normal i inch out of bed, and dress myself for the day. silent it is, tell i open my bedroom door. upon opening my door i hear heavy gun fire people screaming, and crying. as i approuch the stairs to go out the door, i see everything is graffiti up and people are killing and shooting each other, i grab a weapon which appeared on the floor, and long story short, kill them all in an epic battle. once iv killed them i look down and im completly riddled with bullet holes but yet not dead so i go to leave my house as soon as i open the door, all i see is a desert for thousands upon thousands of miles, and i turn around and my house is gone."


NOW! it made no sense what so ever tell like 3 years ago when i had this dream.

" Same as everything you just read, EXCEPT when i leave the house, the house disapears, but there is a road in the sand that i can now follow"

pretty much what my dreams were saying is that i fought threw all the early lifes bullshit and when i finnaly got my head on stright i had a path, a goal, a plan

ELLUP!

walterbrunswick
12-09-2009, 01:44 PM
Series of intense dreams the past few nights. Last night's I remember...

I was in Iraq and I was summoned by a platoon of U.S. Marines to help take out a group of Taliban fighters. Somehow, like Superman, I managed to fly around the battlefield and draw fire away from the Marines. My first time around the field I couldn't make a landing, so I went around once more and came in. I had to set up a scope for a U.S. sniper to take out a Taliban sniper with the Barrett .50cal. My left arm got grazed by a bullet.

After Iraq, I was riding a supply train across Europe, and had to make sure it stayed on course. They were open cars, and I was riding on the back. Near the end, the back half of the train got separated while going up a hill, and I was almost crushed in the event.

In the third dream, I somehow made it back to the US and I was at Myrtle Beach, VA. I was approached by a naked blonde, she came really close and hugged me...

walterbrunswick
12-14-2009, 08:00 PM
That girl I was talking to lately...

We stopped talking, so I was at her parents' place, talking with her dad and brothers, and they told me not to be stupid and call her back...

Next thing I knew we were getting married, but we couldn't get married in a church cause she was Jewish... so we were doing it outside in the back yard of their house...

What the fuck...? God damn these dreams.

EDIT: The other night I had a dream I won $65,000 from the New York Lottery at the bar/tavern I frequented in NY. Then I was contemplating what to do with the money; whether to buy off my friend's house, or come back to Canada...