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All right, so I'm prying all the keys off my keyboard with a butter knife, so I'll be able to type less and less. I'm putting them in warm, soapy water. I feel like a dork.
This is the best thread ever.
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Christmas
11-08-2009, 11:43 PM
How do you know where they go when you are done?
mag36
11-09-2009, 12:11 AM
Ren says that she googled a picture of a keyboard before she startered.
She told me to type this because all of her keys are off her keyboard now. Let the insults begin.
http://xahlee.org/emacs/i/kb/sun_keyboard_num.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/kbluebird/_MG_3165v2.jpg
mag36
11-09-2009, 12:46 AM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/kbluebird/_MG_3165v2.jpg
lol :lmao:
How did you have more than one I!?
Also what you do is use the dishwasher.
How did you have more than one I!?
Also what you do is use the dishwasher.
Its called photo shop, there are also 2 U's Zero >.>
i love how i made you QQ with political talk. you skank lmao.
i love how i made you QQ with political talk. you skank lmao.
You didn't even say anything..............?
oh but i did. :icon_mrgreen:
Ren says that she googled a picture of a keyboard before she startered.
She told me to type this because all of her keys are off her keyboard now. Let the insults begin.
http://xahlee.org/emacs/i/kb/sun_keyboard_num.jpg
I got my keys all switched around. Ren you should do the same. You don't know how bad it fucks with people who use your computer who DON'T know how to type.
o.h.f.u.c.k.m.e.i.p
a.s.d.t.g.y.j.r.l
z.x.w.v.b.n.q
Your friends will say "I am hitting f but it keep giving me an e" then you can at them silently to yourself and tell their lazy asses to learn how to type. :D
This thread is pretty win... I need some coffee.
XxMastagunzxX
11-09-2009, 08:00 AM
This thread is pretty win... I need some coffee.
fuck coffee
XxMastagunzxX
11-09-2009, 08:13 AM
Fuck ZM!
You sir are fail...
You sir are fail...
ZM is failsauce to the max.
/haterade
maynard
11-09-2009, 12:16 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/kbluebird/_MG_3165v2.jpg
zomg hacks!
Jeimuzu
11-09-2009, 01:47 PM
ZM is failsauce to the max.
/haterade
My respect for you went below 0.
My respect for you went below 0.
You act like this is news to you, James! ZM has always been full of fail.
An Open Letter to Bella the Barfing Cat:
Dear Bella,
You are the best cat I have ever owned, and I am completely willing to tolerate your overdeveloped gag reflex. I have done so thus far with courage and dignity. However, I do think it ungrateful of you to exercise this reflex on top of my bed and wish for you to cease and desist immediately.
Sincerely,
Ren
An Open Letter to Bella the Barfing Cat:
Dear Bella,
You are the best cat I have ever owned, and I am completely willing to tolerate your overdeveloped gag reflex. I have done so thus far with courage and dignity. However, I do think it ungrateful of you to exercise this reflex on top of my bed and wish for you to cease and desist immediately.
Sincerely,
Ren
Sounds to me, that she really hates her name. Did she throw up on your keyboard, too? That why you tore the shit apart?
Sounds to me, that she really hates her name. Did she throw up on your keyboard, too? That why you tore the shit apart?
She has a lovely name! I did not name her after the Twilight character... It's unfortunate that "Bella and Edward" came along and now I look like some unoriginal fangirl or something. Fuck that!
And nah, she didn't barf on the keyboard, but it's only a matter of time. I'm going to start keeping track of everything she's barfed on. She barfed dangerously close to the PS2, once.
Things Bella Has Barfed On:
1. couch
2. floor (numerous rooms, both carpet and laminate)
3. living room rug
4. her food dish
5. my scale
6. the side of the bed (projectile vomit?)
7. on top of the bed
To be continued...
A couple of times I managed to catch her as she was barfing and run upstairs to the toilet just in time for her to toss her cookies in there. I thought that was pretty epic.
DJ_MikeyRevile
11-10-2009, 06:35 PM
She has a lovely name! I did not name her after the Twilight character... It's unfortunate that "Bella and Edward" came along and now I look like some unoriginal fangirl or something. Fuck that!
And nah, she didn't barf on the keyboard, but it's only a matter of time. I'm going to start keeping track of everything she's barfed on. She barfed dangerously close to the PS2, once.
Things Bella Has Barfed On:
1. couch
2. floor (numerous rooms, both carpet and laminate)
3. living room rug
4. her food dish
5. my scale
6. the side of the bed (projectile vomit?)
7. on top of the bed
To be continued...
A couple of times I managed to catch her as she was barfing and run upstairs to the toilet just in time for her to toss her cookies in there. I thought that was pretty epic.
IN THE FOOD DISH!
i bet she ate it all back up agian hmmm
has she puked on you yet?
IN THE FOOD DISH!
i bet she ate it all back up agian hmmm
has she puked on you yet?
Hasn't puked on me, yet. I usually try to catch her and run her to the nearest hard floor (rather than the carpet).
Actually, the little kitten we got a few months ago eats all her barf up now, so... That worked out pretty well, actually.
walterbrunswick
11-12-2009, 09:50 AM
Hasn't puked on me, yet. I usually try to catch her and run her to the nearest hard floor (rather than the carpet).
Actually, the little kitten we got a few months ago eats all her barf up now, so... That worked out pretty well, actually.
Maybe if you stop feeding her CRAP she would stop barfing?! My family's and uncle's cats eat Fancy Feast and good things...
Maybe if you stop feeding her CRAP she would stop barfing?! My family's and uncle's cats eat Fancy Feast and good things...
We've switched cat foods several times, smartass. And she immediately barfs up all canned food.
shes bulimic. just accept it.
shes bulimic. just accept it.
That's possible. It's not really working for her though--she's still chubby. (It doesn't generally work for real bulemics, either--their bodies absorb all the calories anyway.)
it just sounds like she's getting old. my dog did that until he passed
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