Impossible to Please

[ChronicVT]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

You know we made a joke thread, right?

[ChronicVT]

I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!

we can talk about it... I'll keep it in mind

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!

So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.

Stop raining on his parade u dick head and kiss me.

[&&toasties]

You're on a roll aren't you?

Lmao!

[maynard]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

see my post above to jeim's post. (minus the kissing part)

p.s. i love that picture. maybe i do want a kiss after all.

[Jeimuzu]

Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.

Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.

Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.


stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

And Maynard, Chronic is right about people spamming threads. (Just look at Turtles.. He really must have slow days..) So at least try to understand his reasons for making extra threads, even though it probably isn't necessary. But a lot of things aren't necessary, so we might as well enjoy what isn't sometimes.

[&&toasties]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/spam_1.jpg

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.

Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.

Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.
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Teenager Confucius,

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

Now, kiss me or shut up.

P.S. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

(Write that one down, it's better than your boring shitty quotes.)

[Christmas]

Teenager Confucius,

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

Now, kiss me or shut up.

P.S. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

(Write that one down, it's better than your boring shitty quotes.)

Turtles: gayest troll ever.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Turtles: gayest troll ever.

#1 fan of mine, how have you been?

[Sin]

Clutchest. Post. Ever.

[Christmas]

#1 fan of mine, how have you been?

I think you have me mistaken for someone else.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I think you have me mistaken for someone else.

Nope not possible. No one else comes into a server mid game, looks at my always amazing score, and cries under his breathe (into the mic) about me using an awp. It's so cute.

You're cute.

[walterbrunswick]

Nope not possible. No one else comes into a server mid game, looks at my always amazing score, and cries under his breathe (into the mic) about me using an awp. It's so cute.

You're cute.

Forget about James! Kiss Autumn!

[Jeimuzu]

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?


Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

This isn't about who is right or who is wrong, this is about the idiocy you seem to display with nearly every single post.


I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

I'm a troll because I'm calling you a troll, eh? That means you admitted to being a troll! The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one.. Congrats. Oh, and kissing you is theoretically impossible unless an incredibly unfortunate chain of events were to occur that would completely go against all logic and reason. So get it out of your head that it will ever happen, because probability says it won't, even if I were to agree.


Now, kiss me or shut up.

"This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want."

Assuming the statement above is true, your an idiot. And that's not an opinion either, that's fact. ^_^ Have a nice day.

[Mallissin]

Yo, Chronic. Change your joke and put these four numb-skulls on the top floor with a sign that says "Tough luck, should have got off on four."

And by "these four" I don't mean Sin. He's on the second floor already.

Joke ends with the women going up on the roof and jumping to their death after spending a few minutes listening to James, Turtles, Christmas and Walter.

[walterbrunswick]

Yo, Chronic. Change your joke and put these four numb-skulls on the top floor with a sign that says "Tough luck, should have got off on four."

And by "these four" I don't mean Sin. He's on the second floor already.

Joke ends with the women going up on the roof and jumping to their death after spending a few minutes listening to James, Turtles, Christmas and Walter.

Sin is on the "short and handsome" floor? You're giving him too much credit, Mallissin.

[Jeimuzu]

Joke ends with the women going up on the roof and jumping to their death after spending a few minutes listening to James, Turtles, Christmas and Walter.

I blame Turtles.

[Sin]

Sin is on the "short and handsome" floor? You're giving him too much credit, Mallissin.

Your mothers a whore, Trebek.

The first floor is for carebears and pedobears.

[Christmas]

Nope not possible. No one else comes into a server mid game, looks at my always amazing score, and cries under his breathe (into the mic) about me using an awp. It's so cute.

You're cute.

I give everyone shit for using an awp. Ask inthebutt.

You aren't special.

[&&toasties]

Forget about James! Kiss Autumn!

I died a little on the inside...

I'm seriously going to ragequit if Turtles comes in to play again.

I'm going to rip out my hair and scream like a mother fuckin' banshee.

[&&toasties]

Your mothers a whore, Trebek.

The first floor is for carebears and pedobears.

Walter has a point Sin...

Lmao!

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?



This isn't about who is right or who is wrong, this is about the idiocy you seem to display with nearly every single post.



I'm a troll because I'm calling you a troll, eh? That means you admitted to being a troll! The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one.. Congrats. Oh, and kissing you is theoretically impossible unless an incredibly unfortunate chain of events were to occur that would completely go against all logic and reason. So get it out of your head that it will ever happen, because probability says it won't, even if I were to agree.



"This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want."

Assuming the statement above is true, your an idiot. And that's not an opinion either, that's fact. ^_^ Have a nice day.


Child Confucius,

You are so cute when you get mad, it kind of turns me on. Kids shouldn't grow up as fast as you have, it decreases the likelihood that I will be able to kiss them. James, you are the perfect ideal IBIS citizen. When I have a family of my own, I will try very hard to raise such a well rounded individual like yourself (when it comes to forum & cs rules).

It took me quite some time to invoke some sort of negative reaction out of you. You resisted as much as you possibly could, but in the end... I got what I was looking for. A big retaliation post never been seen before coming out of kid confucius' mouth! Oh dear! (This is usually when we have make up sex.. angry, mean, make up sex. I just wanted to throw it out there that I'll gladly take an angry kiss as well).

"Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?" Yes, my life is so meaningless and pathetic. Nooooo what am I going to do after you attacked my life!!! It's over for me! You seem to have a lot of anger you hold inside. Is it because your life has been hard on you?

Don't blame me for making your life difficult, because I had no part in that. I want to kiss you, that is all.

^_^ right back at you honey ^_^

:wtg:

[Sin]

Child Confucius,

You are so cute when you get mad, it kind of turns me on. Kids shouldn't grow up as fast as you have, it decreases the likelihood that I will be able to kiss them. James, you are the perfect ideal IBIS citizen. When I have a family of my own, I will try very hard to raise such a well rounded individual like yourself (when it comes to forum & cs rules).

It took me quite some time to invoke some sort of negative reaction out of you. You resisted as much as you possibly could, but in the end... I got what I was looking for. A big retaliation post never been seen before coming out of kid confucius' mouth! Oh dear! (This is usually when we have make up sex.. angry, mean, make up sex. I just wanted to throw it out there that I'll gladly take an angry kiss as well).

"Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?" Yes, my life is so meaningless and pathetic. Nooooo what am I going to do after you attacked my life!!! It's over for me! You seem to have a lot of anger you hold inside. Is it because your life has been hard on you?

Don't blame me for making your life difficult, because I had no part in that. I want to kiss you, that is all.

^_^ right back at you honey ^_^

:wtg:

Too clutch.

I was really waiting to see a post like that from James. Thank you, both, for the entertainment.

[Jeimuzu]

Child Confucius,

You are so cute when you get mad, it kind of turns me on. Kids shouldn't grow up as fast as you have, it decreases the likelihood that I will be able to kiss them. James, you are the perfect ideal IBIS citizen. When I have a family of my own, I will try very hard to raise such a well rounded individual like yourself (when it comes to forum & cs rules).

It took me quite some time to invoke some sort of negative reaction out of you. You resisted as much as you possibly could, but in the end... I got what I was looking for. A big retaliation post never been seen before coming out of kid confucius' mouth! Oh dear! (This is usually when we have make up sex.. angry, mean, make up sex. I just wanted to throw it out there that I'll gladly take an angry kiss as well).

"Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?" Yes, my life is so meaningless and pathetic. Nooooo what am I going to do after you attacked my life!!! It's over for me! You seem to have a lot of anger you hold inside. Is it because your life has been hard on you?

Don't blame me for making your life difficult, because I had no part in that. I want to kiss you, that is all.

^_^ right back at you honey ^_^

:wtg:

Angry? I've never been angry because of you. Ask nearly anyone on the forums, they'll say your an ass. I just chose not to ignore it anymore at the time because it was a weekend and I was bored.

Like Sin said, thanks for being entertainment.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I just chose not to ignore it anymore at the time because

because you were raged my child...

You can never take back those raged comments cutie pie.
Regardless of what people may think about me, it has no bearing to the fact that you are an undercover rager.

You must masturbate a lot. You're pretty good at staying calm..

Kiss me?

[walterbrunswick]

Turtles is awesome James, you must come to terms with this!

I miss his blood-curdling scream :violin:

[&&toasties]

Turtles is awesome James, you must come to terms with this!

I miss his blood-curdling scream :violin:

Me too.

He needs to rage more.

But I refuse to play with him.

I'll sit in spec and laugh.

[Christmas]

Yo, Chronic. Change your joke and put these four numb-skulls on the top floor with a sign that says "Tough luck, should have got off on four."

And by "these four" I don't mean Sin. He's on the second floor already.

Joke ends with the women going up on the roof and jumping to their death after spending a few minutes listening to James, Turtles, Christmas and Walter.

How's the view from that high horse you are sitting on?

[Jeimuzu]

because you were raged my child...

You can never take back those raged comments cutie pie.
Regardless of what people may think about me, it has no bearing to the fact that you are an undercover rager.

You must masturbate a lot. You're pretty good at staying calm..

Kiss me?

You really need to get some friends or something to occupy your time.. Then again that must be pretty hard for you.

And no. Never.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

You really need to get some friends or something to occupy your time.. Then again that must be pretty hard for you.

And no. Never.

I have 0 friends in life. I don't have a job.

I try to get cute innocent boys like yourself to kiss me.
That is why I was brought into existence.

Kiss me James, you will realize it's better than masturbating 5x a day.

[walterbrunswick]

I'm lol'ing so hard!

[ChronicVT]

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

I have 0 friends in life. I don't have a job.

I try to get cute innocent boys like yourself to kiss me.
That is why I was brought into existence.

Kiss me James, you will realize it's better than masturbating 5x a day.

Another slow day for you I presume?

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Another slow day for you I presume?

Is that the best you got?

Do they teach sex ed in home schooling?

I volunteer myself to be your teacher.
It will be epic :wtg:

Kiss me.

[walterbrunswick]

Is that the best you got?

Do they teach sex ed in home schooling?

I volunteer myself to be your teacher.
It will be epic :wtg:

Kiss me.

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

[Sin]

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

That wasn't funny.

[walterbrunswick]

That wasn't funny.

I tried :headache:

[Holy-Sonic]

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

bleh Walter just bleh:banghead::banghead: you run the movie: Zack and Miri Make a PORNO

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

everyone gives in eventually, james you do seem quite anger at turtles over basically nothing.

[mastercheff]

lawl i'm arnold i'm crazy for godivaa

[Jeimuzu]

Is that the best you got?

Do they teach sex ed in home schooling?

I volunteer myself to be your teacher.
It will be epic :wtg:

Kiss me.

I don't need teachers for homeschooling. The books teach me. And I believe it was called Health..

And no, I refuse as I always will. Your repetitive style of joking gets rather old. This is essentially the same thing you've done to Inthebutt. It really is quite pointless, and isn't funny.


everyone gives in eventually, james you do seem quite anger at turtles over basically nothing.

Give in to what, exactly? Even if I wanted to I couldn't. Which I don't want to, and never will.

And naw, his persistence is just rather mind boggling. Figured I'd pick at it. I learned a lot from calling him an idiot, and even got some entertainment from it.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I don't need teachers for homeschooling. The books teach me. And I believe it was called Health..

And no, I refuse as I always will. Your repetitive style of joking gets rather old. This is essentially the same thing you've done to Inthebutt. It really is quite pointless, and isn't funny.



Give in to what, exactly? Even if I wanted to I couldn't. Which I don't want to, and never will.

And naw, his persistence is just rather mind boggling. Figured I'd pick at it. I learned a lot from calling him an idiot, and even got some entertainment from it.

You sit up pretty high on that ledge of yours. Did you just finish masturbating? Feeling good about yourself? :wtg:

Silly cute teenie boppers, get me all warm inside...

[Sin]

Goin' to the range on Black Friday. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Goin' to the range on Black Friday. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Range = See me?

[Sin]

Range = See me?

I lol'd.

[Scrubbleboo]

I don't need teachers for homeschooling. The books teach me. And I believe it was called Health..

And no, I refuse as I always will. Your repetitive style of joking gets rather old. This is essentially the same thing you've done to Inthebutt. It really is quite pointless, and isn't funny.



Give in to what, exactly? Even if I wanted to I couldn't. Which I don't want to, and never will.

And naw, his persistence is just rather mind boggling. Figured I'd pick at it. I learned a lot from calling him an idiot, and even got some entertainment from it.
http://homepage.mac.com/aurich/ars/locks/feed_trolls.gif

The best way to end an argument is to ignore it. ANY response you give Turtles will immediately feed into what he wants from you: A response.

Meanwhile I'm laughing because this is how I used to torture kids on the WoW forums. #1 internet rule: Do not get trolled. You broke it for 5 pages.

[Sin]

Meanwhile I'm laughing because this is how I used to torture kids on the WoW forums. #1 internet rule: Do not get trolled. You broke it for 5 pages.

::trolls away::

[Scrubbleboo]

::trolls away::

<3 I fucking love you bitch.

[Sin]

<3 I fucking love you bitch.

I lol'd again... xD

[๖ReS]

<3 I fucking love you bitch.

I want love too :|

I think James needs some poon. My goal in life is to meet him one day and hook him up with a girl version of himself that he can argue with then have angry make up sex. Then they can practice with katana's together, naked... James don't lie and say you wouldn't like that.

[inthebutt]

I want love too :|

I think James needs some poon. My goal in life is to meet him one day and hook him up with a girl version of himself that he can argue with then have angry make up sex. Then they can practice with katana's together, naked... James don't lie and say you wouldn't like that.

I told james when he turned 21 I would buy him a ticket to vegas and actually show him how to have real fun with real people and he told me that he would just hang back and observe :(

[๖ReS]

I told james when he turned 21 I would buy him a ticket to vegas and actually show him how to have real fun with real people and he told me that he would just hang back and observe :(

Dammit James >.>

[Scrubbleboo]

I want love too :|

I think James needs some poon. My goal in life is to meet him one day and hook him up with a girl version of himself that he can argue with then have angry make up sex. Then they can practice with katana's together, naked... James don't lie and say you wouldn't like that.


That sounds hawt. Oh and I also served your ass some love in a teaspoon. relish it.

[Ren]

I'm totally gonna be practically in James' city for Christmas/New Year's. Any message I should relay personally? *knocks on his door*

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I'm totally gonna be practically in James' city for Christmas/New Year's. Any message I should relay personally? *knocks on his door*

Yeah, when he opens the door...

1. Immediately cup his balls
2. Kiss him the deepest longest kiss you can

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I told james when he turned 21 I would buy him a ticket to vegas and actually show him how to have real fun with real people and he told me that he would just hang back and observe :(

Which is why i need to be his first kiss.
Once i pop his kiss cherry, he will learn to enjoy life.

You can't jump from being the pink fluffy IBIS Forum Supervisor that everyone wants to hug, to a party goer.

It's just not possible.

[matrixninja]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



~Rogue

So true.

[Jeimuzu]

Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.

Hi James,

Did you have a happy thanksgiving?

I was thinking about you all night... had trouble sleeping.

Hope all is well.

[Jeimuzu]

Increasingly well actually.

Got a new 20 inch HD monitor. Good ol' Black Friday.

[walterbrunswick]

Increasingly well actually.

Got a new 20 inch HD monitor. Good ol' Black Friday.

You actually went? What time did you line up? Did you pitch a tent? We (friends in upstate NY) were laughing at the people who flocked for Black Friday... and I couldn't believe people got arrested for budding in line... good ol' capitalist America.

[Death]

You actually went? What time did you line up? Did you pitch a tent? We (friends in upstate NY) were laughing at the people who flocked for Black Friday... and I couldn't believe people got arrested for budding in line... good ol' capitalist America.

And yet your stupid enough not to analyze why they got arrested cause there was probably numerous times where people were trampled to death

because of that shit (mostly at Wal Mart) :lmao::lmao:...and cutting in line just causes problems. Also Walter your the only one to pitch a tent around here and you'll most

likely get arrested for being an old guy in line for Toys-R-Us (<---Police know your a pedo!! when your in line with kids in your tent while you hand out

candy) and also there something called BUYING ONLINE YOU DUMB BASTARD......As for me i got my self a new LG 27 inch monitor for $360

[Jeimuzu]

Went at 2 am, waited until about 5 am to get into Best Buy. I went with my cousin though, so it wasn't boring. The wait was there and gone before we even realized it. Besides, I'd be up at that time anyways. And I'd like to see you find a monitor this good for 80 dollars. (Note that my mother is paranoid, which prevents me from ordering anything online, or I would have.)

It's definitely an upgrade compared to my 12 year old IBM 16 inch monitor..

[walterbrunswick]

And yet your stupid enough not to analyze why they got arrested cause there was probably numerous times where people were trampled to death

because of that shit (mostly at Wal Mart) :lmao::lmao:...and cutting in line just causes problems. Also Walter your the only one to pitch a tent around here and you'll most

likely get arrested for being an old guy in line for Toys-R-Us (<---Police know your a pedo!! when your in line with kids in your tent while you hand out

candy) and also there something called BUYING ONLINE YOU DUMB BASTARD......As for me i got my self a new LG 27 inch monitor for $360

Fuck your hostility, fuck your bad grammar, and FUCK YOU! You can shove that fucking monitor up your tight asshole!

[Death]

Fuck your hostility, fuck your bad grammar, and FUCK YOU! You can shove that fucking monitor up your tight asshole!

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Dude your way to easy to piss off..that's why i do it :lmao:

And you never did get a joke but w/e Hahahahaha

[loka]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Dude your way to easy to piss off..that's why i do it :lmao:

And you never did get a joke but w/e Hahahahaha

I love tits. FYI

[Death]

I love tits. FYI

Dats Hawt!! :lmao::lmao:

[loka]

Dats Hawt!! :lmao::lmao:

I also like Death dressed in leather.

[Death]

I also like Death dressed in leather.

O now it starts to get kinky eh? :lmao::lmao:

[loka]

I like bondage and death. What can i say? I have issues lol.

[wickedtribe]

I like bondage and death. What can i say? I have issues lol.

But... you look like a trucker I know.... (yes its a girl)

[loka]

But... you look like a trucker I know.... (yes its a girl)

lol. your like the 19th person who has said I look like someone they know. Must be alot of sexy bitches out there. hahaha i keed

[Death]

I like bondage and death. What can i say? I have issues lol.

Now were getting somewhere!! :lmao::lmao:

[maynard]

get a room

[&&toasties]

You actually went? What time did you line up? Did you pitch a tent? We (friends in upstate NY) were laughing at the people who flocked for Black Friday... and I couldn't believe people got arrested for budding in line... good ol' capitalist America.

I worked on Black Friday...

I cried...