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Curdy

11-21-2009, 08:56 AM

last night i used a vibrating cock ring for the first time, on my lady freind full of epic win, pity the ring only lasted 1/2 an hour.

so any other sex toys loitering around your homes ppl?

mastercheff

11-21-2009, 09:20 AM

er...................

Tragedy

11-21-2009, 09:59 AM

um...

uuntiltheendd

11-21-2009, 11:33 AM

are leather whips and sledge hammers considered toys?

edit:forgot to mention: uhhhhm.......

walterbrunswick

11-21-2009, 11:38 AM

Are power drills and arc welders considered sex toys?

And really Curdy, umm..........

uuntiltheendd

11-21-2009, 11:40 AM

Are power drills and crowbars considered sex toys?

powerdrills, yes. crowbars, ill have to try that one out and see how it goes.

(fail thread dta yesterday.)

walterbrunswick

11-21-2009, 11:41 AM

(fail thread dta yesterday.)

Please... for the love of God and all that is holy... DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!

loka

11-21-2009, 12:35 PM

lmao. omg this thread is epic. i never seen so many guys so insecure about their sexuality. curdy your awesome.

Kavinsky

11-21-2009, 12:36 PM

bored much curdy?

Ren

11-21-2009, 02:17 PM

Tmi...

D-Monic

11-21-2009, 02:39 PM

I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods

EVL_Ripper

11-21-2009, 02:49 PM

Oh yeah those Trojan cock rings are pretty good, I mean they don't last long but for the price they're good. Only other toys we had we're when she went to a local store with lingerie and other stuff, she won a free goody bag with oils, a vibrator and some other stuff. The vibe is fun to use. I remember one time she was in the kitchen washing dishes with my sister, I put the vibe in pocket, walked up to my ex and turned it on and started rubbing my side up against her, when it dawned on her what it was, man her eyes got huge and she pushed me into the room and told me to hide it.

Hitman

11-21-2009, 03:13 PM

The vibe is fun to use.

vibe was fun to use?.......... lol ok there mr freaky haha

edit: btw that earned a spot in my sig :)

maynard

11-21-2009, 03:18 PM

seriously we're starting a thread where dudes compare lubes and cock rings? wow...

EVL_Ripper

11-21-2009, 03:20 PM

^ Yeah this from the guy who messaged me last week endorsing anal beads for his own personal use.

maynard

11-21-2009, 03:35 PM

^ Yeah this from the guy who messaged me last week endorsing anal beads for his own personal use.

hahahaha wow....

DJ_MikeyRevile

11-22-2009, 06:12 PM

THATTA BOY!

What gauge is your Vibrating ring?

p.s. FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE, start a Jacobs ladder

Ren

11-22-2009, 06:16 PM

I have to ask... What is a cock ring and/or the point of a cock ring?

Curdy

11-22-2009, 06:43 PM

bascally its a ring that fits around a dick and vibrates turning any chaps dick into a vibrating dildo, the point of a cock ring is purely to enhance sex

Curdy

11-22-2009, 06:46 PM

oh also why is this a fail thread walter why would you want to delete this?

walterbrunswick

11-22-2009, 09:41 PM

oh also why is this a fail thread walter why would you want to delete this?

Well you know I figured that this was primarily a gaming-oriented forum not a sex forum.

...

And then I remember that this was IBIS, so nevermind, carry on...

uuntiltheendd

11-22-2009, 09:46 PM

I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods

i was thinking about trying that stuff but nvm.. ill stick with the ky warming liquid.

my gf thinks the warming stuff is annoying but i like it. whats annoying is when she tells me to pretend like im raping her.. thats just weird.. oops, tmi.

EVL_Ripper

11-22-2009, 10:38 PM

^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

walterbrunswick

11-22-2009, 10:40 PM

^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

....................................

Ren

11-22-2009, 10:52 PM

bascally its a ring that fits around a dick and vibrates turning any chaps dick into a vibrating dildo, the point of a cock ring is purely to enhance sex

So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?

uuntiltheendd

11-23-2009, 09:45 AM

^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

:lmao: all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

Sin

11-23-2009, 10:01 AM

So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?

This.

uuntiltheendd

11-23-2009, 12:45 PM

So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?

well.... there are gay men.. :reddot:

Ren

11-23-2009, 02:05 PM

A vibrating cock ring sounds a little fruity for a straight guy, that's all I'm sayin'.

Tragedy

11-23-2009, 03:13 PM

:lmao: all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.

oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...

Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

Death

11-23-2009, 04:33 PM

That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.

oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...

Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

So yeahhhhh.........how bout dem Yankees? :lmao::lmao:

So it took 3 years to get this type of thread and now i say....Thank You Curdy

about god damn time

Scrubbleboo

11-23-2009, 04:38 PM

All you had to do was ask.

Christmas

11-23-2009, 04:41 PM

That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.

oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...

Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

Last chick I had sex with had the same thing going on. Some chicks like to be really dominated.

Sin

11-23-2009, 04:42 PM

Last chick I had sex with had the same thing going on. Some chicks like to be really dominated.

Like I said in some other thread a while back... Goth chicks are known for that shit. Fuckin' kinky.

Death

11-23-2009, 04:43 PM

All you had to do was ask.

Why and look like a pedophile in disguise? Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

๖ReS

11-23-2009, 04:47 PM

Uhm...

Curdy bro ?

inthebutt

11-23-2009, 05:21 PM

Like I said in some other thread a while back... Goth chicks are known for that shit. Fuckin' kinky.

what I don't get is why do you guys feel the need to worry about if your chick is being pleased or not??

when I wanna get laid, its all about me and my needs. who cares if the chick doesn't get off, as long as I do thats all that matters. its not like I'm ever gonna see her again so might as well get the most out of it.

hahahahaha

Sin

11-23-2009, 05:38 PM

what I don't get is why do you guys feel the need to worry about if your chick is being pleased or not??

when I wanna get laid, its all about me and my needs. who cares if the chick doesn't get off, as long as I do thats all that matters. its not like I'm ever gonna see her again so might as well get the most out of it.

hahahahaha

Sometimes it's fun to choke a bitch out.

Christmas

11-23-2009, 05:40 PM

inthebutt

11-23-2009, 05:49 PM

I don't feel the need to, it just comes naturally.

I'm sorry the same cannot be said for you. :icon_mrgreen:

that's right I'm a cold hearted bastard in the sack.

your mom should have told you that herself.

Christmas

11-23-2009, 05:52 PM

that's right I'm a cold hearted bastard in the sack.

your mom should have told you that herself.

Shut up, you aren't my dad.

inthebutt

11-23-2009, 05:58 PM

Shut up, you aren't my dad.

hahahaha aw is someone mad??

loka

11-23-2009, 06:08 PM

Cock rings are used for more than just gay sex. In bondage sex, cock rings can be used to hold your balls in a way where you wouldn't cum early and rather than blow your load instantly it holds it in for awhile giving you an erection longer especially in orgies or ways to torture the one whose receiving... the vibration just gets rid of that all together so I dunno why you would get a vibrating cock ring.

But then if your gay or want a longer erection you can just take meth. And if your gonna ask me why I know this, gay friends talk plus I know too much about sex. It boggles my mind sometimes.

EVL_Ripper

11-23-2009, 06:10 PM

:lmao: all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

I swear I had "load" there at first but felt "wad" might be a little appreciated more since it's not used as often.

Curdy

11-23-2009, 08:12 PM

lets not forget about the vulcan now fella's

uuntiltheendd

11-23-2009, 08:58 PM

That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.

oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...

Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

what your girlfriends (wifes?) name is ashley? my girlfriends name is ashley and she likes that shit too.. maybe it has to do with the name ashley..? anyone else in here ever fucked a girl named ashley that liked to get manhandled?

Pink

11-23-2009, 11:20 PM

Toys, does bondage stuff count? If so, I have a collar with a kitty bell on it and spiked hand cuffs. The kind you you have on your wrist and use a chain to bind them together. And yes the spikes do hurt x.x

Scrubbleboo

11-24-2009, 12:17 AM

Why and look like a pedophile in disguise? Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

There was no disguise to begin with. ^_-

Death

11-24-2009, 01:07 AM

There was no disguise to begin with. ^_-

Ooooo a paradox we have walked into now have we? :lmao::lmao:

big_black

11-24-2009, 02:50 AM

way to go for you guy. ive done that for a while. spare the whimpy durex/trojan crap. go for the stuff in the shops that use watch batterys. adjustable speeds etc. i have no shame!