Rude awakenings

[Pink]

I was just sleeping until some one banged on my door, my window the side of my house. Finally I woke up got a shirt and pj pants on answer the door,this guy asked about a car parked on the side of the road, some ugly car I dont know it wasn't mine once I said it wasn't mine he left and now Im awake.

Well if you have any weird stories about waking up, please share them ^^

[loka]

I have three from this week.

Monday at 6:40am, my dad is all up in my face. "A SGT Brimmer is here. He said you guys are working out today?" Mind you, he didn't even know where I lived until now. Governments a watchin me. Yet again I also know where this SGT lives... down the street from me. So it's only fair.

Wednesday at 6am I hear a steam message from my laptop cause I like to fall asleep to the Golden Girls. It turns out it's anex, and he woke me up in time to get ready for PT.

Today I woke up from a bad dream at 6:30am. It was a rude awakening considering who and what I was dreaming about. Haven't slept since.

[Hitman]

Today I woke up from a bad dream at 6:30am. It was a rude awakening considering who and what I was dreaming about. Haven't slept since.

I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

HAHA

She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P

[loka]

I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

HAHA

She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P

Which whore? I know polish considering one of my good friends is Polish :P

[matrixninja]

I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

HAHA

She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P

You wish all those things? :P

[anex]

Wednesday at 6am I hear a steam message from my laptop cause I like to fall asleep to the Golden Girls. It turns out it's anex, and he woke me up in time to get ready for PT.

Glad I could help you get up in time for gay ass military pt :wtg:

[loka]

Glad I could help you get up in time for gay ass military pt :wtg:

I'm happy you make fun of me in the process. :icon_mrgreen::SLEEP:

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

HAHA

She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P

LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL


Which whore? I know polish considering one of my good friends is Polish :P

I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!

[Jeimuzu]

I went to bed at 4 AM last night and woke up with a dog staring at me, then got licked repetitively once my eyes were open. Don't know if that counts.

[loka]

LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL



I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!

lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.

[wickedtribe]

Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

[Tragedy]

Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.

Lol amazing.

[Tragedy]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

^^this...

explains a lot. :smirk:

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

^^this...

explains a lot. :smirk:

It's probably the most embarrasing way to wake up ever...

It's cool though, the chicks dig it for some reason. :icon_mrgreen:

[&&toasties]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

I'm...scared...

[maynard]

I dunno... id say my worst 1 was my kid smashed me in the nutts with the bat from her T ball set... while I was asleep.

but then again... there was all those times the mormans would be at my door at 9 in the morning when I wanted nothing more but 2 sleep.... those were equally as painful.

[XxMastagunzxX]

lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.

is she a lesbian? :smirk:

[uuntiltheendd]

lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.

pics of the dds? please share.

i spent one saint patricks day at my sisters house (shes a lesbian so there were a lot of hot lesbians and straight chicks there :wtg:) we drank and partied for most of the night. in the morning i woke up on her l couch in the bottom floor room (the house is on a hill so its kind of like a basement but its not) under a big blanket next to two hot girls. it was funny because none of us knew how we got there. i didnt get any action but it was still pretty cool.

[loka]

is she a lesbian? :smirk:

She's bisexual actually, but married. Last time I saw her was in April... when I went to Chicago

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

I'm...scared...

u are now should of seen my face.

[walterbrunswick]

When I was in college for police foundations...

Waking up every day at 0520 hours in the winter time and heading out to the bus stop in DAMN FREEZING COLD weather.

Recently, no real rude awakenings, aside from having to wake up early one morning to go work with the HVAC technician, and having acetylene torch fumes blown at my face as we were taking the seized compressor out of the system.

[uuntiltheendd]

oh yea almost forgot this one..

i had a rude awakening when i woke up the other morning and found that the cellulitis cyst on my gooch bursted open in the middle of the night and spread a green fluid with a dank stench all over my favorite boxers. my fucking boxers with the mermaids! the mermaids!! :reddot:

[mag36]

My brother got a rude awakening this morning LOL

We got our first snow this moring and i decided to make a few snow balls at 8am.
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[matrixninja]

I was just sleeping until some one banged on my door, my window the side of my house. Finally I woke up got a shirt and pj pants on answer the door,this guy asked about a car parked on the side of the road, some ugly car I dont know it wasn't mine once I said it wasn't mine he left and now Im awake.

Well if you have any weird stories about waking up, please share them ^^

1)Having an insane Russel terrior rip apart my shirt in my sleep ^^
2)Waking up to my computer monitor being smashed to bits (Don't ask >.>)

I might remember more later

[Jeimuzu]

That was great Mag.. Awhile back I stood over my cousin while he slept and breathed heavily, he woke up with a shock. I assume that was a rude awakening for him. <.<''