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Lovely Ritta

12-10-2009, 07:21 PM

acolyte_to_jippity

12-10-2009, 08:00 PM

sports announcers can get away with more stuff than most. including things that should cause their liscense to exist revoked.

example, i once was watching a game and in the beginning before kickoff, when the announcers were talking about who was playing, one of them said "Ok folks, what the two teams here are trying to do is score more points than their opponent."

The game went into over time

loka

12-10-2009, 08:02 PM

lol. Sports announcers are hilarious when they say something really out of whack.

Lovely Ritta

12-10-2009, 08:41 PM

sports announcers can get away with more stuff than most. including things that should cause their liscense to exist revoked.

lol Yeah, like Howard Cosell when he was like "look at that little monkey run" at Alan Garrett. I kind of think they made too big of deal out of it, he was a good guy.

Revived

12-10-2009, 10:13 PM

talking about big offensive lineman David Dixon, the announcer referred to him as 'big dix'".

Lol Ritta, you seem to have a knack for picking up dirty lines while watching football. I don't even know how you can screw that one up. Do you think they do it on purpose.

Christmas

12-10-2009, 10:32 PM

Bff_09uGi70

uuntiltheendd

12-10-2009, 10:47 PM

^^^
:lmao::lmao::lmao:
its a natural instinct

Magic Tortoise

12-10-2009, 11:17 PM

these vids are funny lol:lmao:

mag36

12-10-2009, 11:48 PM

:lmao: Those are some good ones, Man I really need to pay more attention to sports announcers

Lovely Ritta

12-11-2009, 12:13 AM

lol Yeah, girls have to develop it so we can spot and ward off creepies. You know who I'm talking about...:icon_cool:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."(Metro Radio)

I saw these on some blog: :lol:
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria...I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."

Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it... you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US tv commentator: "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"

loka

12-11-2009, 12:43 AM

Christmas

12-11-2009, 01:05 AM

Jeimuzu

12-11-2009, 01:27 AM

+1 to Christmas' video.

Lovely Ritta

12-11-2009, 02:00 AM

Jack Edwards is such a fucking homer it is ridiculous.

I thought it was funny of you to put it that way because just today I was looking at this:

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2009/04/jack-edwards-doesnt-trust-espn-with-nhl.html

First sentence. ^^

Revived

12-11-2009, 10:49 AM

Most of the announcers are homers, that's how they grab the attention of the fans. I don't know about you, but I think the majority of the population wouldn't like it if their announcer was rooting for the opposition each game.

Nemesis

12-11-2009, 11:10 AM

i dont know how to make the video show up, but here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydbATVriqA

this is a fight!

Sin

12-11-2009, 11:27 AM

8ydbATVriqA

acolyte_to_jippity

12-11-2009, 11:30 AM

nemisis, there are youtube tags in the reply text box tols. insert them, and then put the id number (in your case it would have been 8ydbATVriqA) between them.

loka

12-11-2009, 11:35 AM

Sportscasters, especially local have to be homers. I always want to stab my ears when I hear Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Terribad.

Christmas

12-11-2009, 11:47 AM

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walterbrunswick

12-11-2009, 12:11 PM

8ydbATVriqA

Holy shit! :lmao:

In Soviet Russia, HOCKEY PLAYS YOU!

Nemesis

12-11-2009, 05:51 PM

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just playing around, seeing if it'll work.

-=NYS=- C.O.

12-11-2009, 06:10 PM

Sportscasters, especially local have to be homers. I always want to stab my ears when I hear Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Terribad.

Tim McCarver is the worst. He's always hatin' on the Yankees. Fuckin' faggot !

Lovely Ritta

12-11-2009, 09:55 PM

I know this is completely off topic but I've given up on being on-topic on Ibis forums, I was on another forum when I saw this post and I couldn't resist because this is just so damn funny, makes me want to go cyber with someone, HARRRRRR!:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only
the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent.

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an [censored]
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't ****ing laugh at me!
Boy: This **** is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a ****ing break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are ****ing sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: **** you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be ****ed if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my [censored] won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bull****ting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a ****ing [censored].
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your [censored]
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your [censored].
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet [censored].
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your [censored] get more moist with every
stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored].
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your [censored].
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ***
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ***.
Girl: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU [censored]!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Curdy

12-11-2009, 10:15 PM

wow thanks ritta for the most intresting breakfast read of my life.

im kinda speechless at the moment.

edit!

im finding it super hard not to die laughing right now...

whytboiz33

12-11-2009, 10:24 PM

so i guess this is the topic when geeks talk about sports.

Christmas

12-11-2009, 10:28 PM

so i guess this is the topic when geeks talk about sports.

Man, what a hater.

Magic Tortoise

12-11-2009, 10:32 PM

Revived

12-11-2009, 10:45 PM

Lol Damn, Ritta.. I thought I deleted all of those records, I guess she must have kept them for memories. Well I guess the cat's out of the bag now so here's another one:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Lovely Ritta

12-11-2009, 11:23 PM

Lol Damn, Ritta.. I thought I deleted all of those records, I guess she must have kept them for memories.

Damn straight I did, I loved how you said Harrr for me, you bad, bad pirate. :yarr:

And WTF?!?! I thought you only roleplayed BritneySpears14 for me.=[ WHO THE HELL IS BLOODNINJA!?? I'm gonna kick your ass for cheating one me like that!

Revived

12-11-2009, 11:30 PM

I got lonely and you weren't around so I brought my laptop beside me and you know...

I would never do that to you ;)

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 12:34 AM

Harr for me some more Revived, quick, before I lose it. ^^

Revived

12-12-2009, 12:39 AM

harr for me some more revived, quick, before i lose it. ^^

lol haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 01:15 AM

lol haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

Oh yes, that's hot. Now we just need some pix of you with some rum to prove you're a real pirate.

Curdy

12-12-2009, 01:20 AM

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 01:37 AM

Curdy

12-12-2009, 01:43 AM

maybe..

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 01:44 AM

maybe..

That's so hot. How about some nudes?

Curdy

12-12-2009, 02:02 AM

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lazytown.jpg

closest ya gonna get

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 02:12 AM

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lazytown.jpg03/lazytown.jpg

Holy shit!!!!
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g61/Ritser/Just_Shat.jpg

Curdy

12-12-2009, 02:15 AM

haha suprise is my middle name..

Curdy

12-12-2009, 02:31 AM

shit my food is burned now, just to satisfy your curiosity :headache:

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 02:31 AM

haha suprise is my middle name..

Captain Surprise Curdy. ^^
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g61/Ritser/FunnyPirate-thumb-450x710.jpg

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 02:35 AM

shit my food is burned now, just to satisfy your curiosity :headache:

I'm really sowwy. <3
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g61/Ritser/cute.jpg

Curdy

12-12-2009, 02:42 AM

haha its fine guess im jst gonna have to eat out today i think i might go to fat burger.

no need to apologize my dear all is well in the end :icon_mrgreen:

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 03:03 AM

Awww, thanks Curdy. Your time is all funny, where you at?

Curdy

12-12-2009, 03:08 AM

im all over the place haha!

nah im joking, im in hong kong for xmas and then i jet back for my home the UK sometime before the new year. :icon_mrgreen:

right time for me to get some grub..

Lovely Ritta

12-12-2009, 03:14 AM

lol That's pretty tight, send me a friend request bud, feels weird talking out here in front of everyone.

Curdy

12-12-2009, 03:41 AM

lol roger that

Lovely Ritta

12-13-2009, 03:25 AM

lol Here's another funny one. :lmao:
--->www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/emailfoi.htm has funny shit.

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breathe harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

Sweetheart: | logged off |

Curdy

12-13-2009, 07:09 AM

this story reminded me of my escipade with candles on valentines day a long time ago...

Lovely Ritta

12-13-2009, 04:31 PM

Oh lord, maybe you should post on that. ><

mag36

12-13-2009, 05:22 PM

lol Ritta where the hell do you come up with these. :lmao:

Christmas

12-13-2009, 06:03 PM

Honestly Ritta?

If you want to talk about a subject that has nothing to do with the OP, then make your own thread.

loka

12-13-2009, 06:38 PM

i thought she made this thread? what a fucking retard. in the future, it be wise to just keep your shit to yourself.

Christmas

12-13-2009, 07:27 PM

i thought she made this thread? what a fucking retard. in the future, it be wise to just keep your shit to yourself.

If this is directed at me I would assume that just because you are the OP that doesn't mean you can (or should) go off on random-ass tangents for no apparent reason.

I could be wrong.

Sin

12-13-2009, 07:49 PM

Why would you stay on topic? That shit is boring.

Lovely Ritta

12-13-2009, 08:25 PM

If this is directed at me I would assume that just because you are the OP that doesn't mean you can (or should) go off on random-ass tangents for no apparent reason.

I could be wrong.

Everyone but you enjoyed the "tangents."

But here, just for you. <3 Christmas.

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Christmas

12-13-2009, 08:32 PM

Everyone but you enjoyed the "tangents."

But here, just for you. <3 Christmas.

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Good girl.

DeadEyeDeNNi$

12-13-2009, 08:34 PM

Damn Ritta, some of those had me rofl I needed that thx :wtg:

Lovely Ritta

12-13-2009, 08:38 PM

Good girl.

I better get presents this year.

Christmas

12-13-2009, 08:40 PM

I better get presents this year.

Santa is making cuts this year. Can't guarantee anything.

Lovely Ritta

12-13-2009, 08:55 PM

I think you've had too much eggnog, Santa never makes cuts.

Curdy

12-14-2009, 08:59 AM

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/Leslietmw/2006-05-06/f13a.jpg

he didnt just make cuts he died.......

besides that git gave me a sack of coal, and i was a good boy..... i think.

Lovely Ritta

12-14-2009, 02:19 PM

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/Leslietmw/2006-05-06/f13a.jpg

he didnt just make cuts he died.......

besides that git gave me a sack of coal, and i was a good boy..... i think.

I guess Christmas is just gonna have to take over the job.
But look, we're not talking about anything related to OP, looks like we're not getting anything this year, Curdy. No coal for you.

Sin

12-14-2009, 02:27 PM

Fuck topics.

4JMOh-cul6M

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

sSLsd5St9Fo

I'm gonna make fuckin' pussy melt!

Lovely Ritta

12-15-2009, 01:48 PM

So that's why you're such a jerk, it wasn't House that was to blame. Sad.
House>Random ass ugly douche

loka

12-15-2009, 01:50 PM

wow. what a fag. lmao

Sin

12-15-2009, 02:55 PM

That shit is hilarious. Fuckin' exactly how the damn Guidos act.

/haterade

loka

12-15-2009, 02:56 PM

Is there a such thing as a guida? Get back to work asshat.

Sin

12-15-2009, 03:34 PM

Is there a such thing as a guida? Get back to work asshat.

It's called a "Guidette". And they're 10 times worse. Check out that show on MTV now, "Jersey Shore". You'll see what I mean. Fuckin' skanks.

loka

12-15-2009, 03:55 PM

I don't watch MTV. I'll just take your word. Found a word to piss Ashley off.

Sin

12-15-2009, 04:12 PM

I don't watch MTV. I'll just take your word. Found a word to piss Ashley off.

Just call her a Wop. They hate that.

loka

12-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Just call her a Wop. They hate that.

Nah. I liked calling her eyetalian. It would always get a "shut up you Puerto Rican".

uuntiltheendd

12-15-2009, 05:08 PM

It's called a "Guidette". And they're 10 times worse. Check out that show on MTV now, "Jersey Shore". You'll see what I mean. Fuckin' skanks.

ive been watching that show. i want to see the episode where snooki gets punched in the face, she is really annoying.
all of the girls on the show are ugly. a lot of guidettes are fine but theyre all annoying and fuckin skanks.

Sin

12-15-2009, 05:10 PM

ive been watching that show. i want to see the episode where snooki gets punched in the face, she is really annoying.
all of the girls on the show are ugly. a lot of guidettes are fine but theyre all annoying and fuckin skanks.

That was last weeks episode. I posted the video up in one of the threads, but Viacom got to it and baleted that shit.

So pissed!

But that bitch got rocked. Fucking hilarious.

XxMastagunzxX

12-15-2009, 05:22 PM

We need to set all of New Jersey on fire except where turtles lives lol

Sin

12-15-2009, 06:16 PM

We need to set all of New Jersey on fire except where turtles lives lol

I'm down.

loka

12-15-2009, 07:00 PM

That involves you too.

uuntiltheendd

12-16-2009, 03:07 AM

We need to set all of New Jersey on fire except where turtles lives lol

and save the hot italian girls with chubby dumps until they get annoying, then burn them.

Hitman

12-16-2009, 04:01 PM

NO NOT ALL OF JERSEY!!!!

Leave Atlantic City out of it or I swear to god you will feel the wrath of Hitman,. I won't rest until all of you pay for it.

as for Broski....... he really needs to go onto that Jersey Shore show.

Mike the situation....Pauly D?? HAHA Fucking losers.

ManBearPig <ibis>

12-17-2009, 03:38 PM