Fold or Crumple? [Archive] - IBIS Gaming Forums

Rage

01-15-2010, 12:34 AM

I know, this is an extremely odd thread but it can become quite interesting. I've seen it done a lot before.

When you are about to wipe your ass, do you:

Personally, I fold.

ZERO

01-15-2010, 12:41 AM

There is no option to select mutiple options. Paper is folded or crumpled or a combination of the two based off following criteria:
Total remaining paper available
Softness of paper
Area requiring wipe
Quantity of shit on area
Liquidity of shit
Current stage of wiping

As a result the optimal paper usage is achieved resulting in a cleaner ass with reduced risk of hand contamination.

&&toasties

01-15-2010, 12:42 AM

I wrap/fold.

Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.

Rage

01-15-2010, 12:43 AM

Very valid points indeed! Well I guess the poll is obsolete now. Also, I wonder if i'm strange for doing the courtesy wipe.

How about this.

BASE YOUR VOTES OFF OF NORMAL 1 PLY, STILL CAN READ THE WORDS ON IT, CHEAP TOILET PAPER!

Maybe later we can set up a poll for 2 ply, extra soft, lotiony charmen

ZERO

01-15-2010, 12:46 AM

Oh wiping never stops until paper returns clean and then an additional wipe carefully covers all areas as a final check and then wiping stops if it also returns clean.

anex

01-15-2010, 12:58 AM

uuntiltheendd

01-15-2010, 01:01 AM

i fold and ball up. and on top of that, i wipe till i bleed most of the time. :wtg:
and i cant fucking stand that cheap ass toilet paper that feels like the tissue paper you put in present bags.

Rage

01-15-2010, 01:04 AM

Charmin ultra soft is the best. I always pick out 4 squares, 5 is overdoing it. I do an initial grab to make sure there is nothing dangling because nothing sucks more then wiping shit into your ass crack then using 25 sheets of toilet paper to wipe it off! Then I do what zero does. Repeat wiping until toilet paper comes out clean.

Lmao at bold part!

I honestly used to crumple until I seen a poll like this years back on another form. It opened my eyes to the effectiveness of folding.

If the roll is free, i'll occassionally just like wrap it around my hand, take it off and use that. kinda same thing as folding i guess.

Clone

01-15-2010, 01:42 AM

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

Bumpkin

01-15-2010, 01:44 AM

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

They have that in Australia too.

Clone

01-15-2010, 01:50 AM

They have that in Australia too.

Yeah but i don;t care about Australia its all about JAPAN this year Chelsea anything about Akhibara is also good....

Clone

XxMastagunzxX

01-15-2010, 01:52 AM

Clone are you going to bring some asian women back for us?

Clone

01-15-2010, 01:54 AM

Clone are you going to bring some asian women back for us?

only if you give me the cash for it... also i'll send her back via Fed-ex so she might still be alive in 48 hours.

OR

I'll just buy you a robotic love doll that can do all the good stuff without having to be asked for a happy ending :D:D:D

Clone

Rage

01-15-2010, 10:50 AM

Yeah its call a bedai or how ever the fuck you want to spell it. They got tht shit in parts of europe too. I guess that falls under the freestyle option.

walterbrunswick

01-15-2010, 11:02 AM

i fold and ball up. and on top of that, i wipe till i bleed most of the time. :wtg:
and i cant fucking stand that cheap ass toilet paper that feels like the tissue paper you put in present bags.

I hope you're joking about the bleeding part. That brings back memories of when I got hemorrhoids from working out with a buddy in college... let me tell you... not fun. I never really appreciated having a non-bleeding asshole until those brutal times.

Yeah its call a bedai or how ever the fuck you want to spell it. They got tht shit in parts of europe too. I guess that falls under the freestyle option.

It's called a "badai toilet." This house has them, my family's house has them, and my mother had them installed back at our old house.

ZERO

01-15-2010, 12:08 PM

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

It is actually European (french) called a bidet I would think it would also be found in many Arabic countries.

loka

01-15-2010, 01:10 PM

Dude, bidets can be found in the U.S. if the owner wants to install one and knows about it. Yes bidets are found in Arabic speaking countries... more commonly in Egypt. I know people who have bidets in their bathrooms here and it was strange. I thought it was a weird ass urinal when I was young, and then my mom showed me what it was for.

When I went to Spain on a high school trip they had them in our hotel room. Plus the fact the bathroom was the size of a regular room and all marble.

I wouldn't use one because seriously? That's what a fucking shower is for. Clean your snatch properly.

Scrubbleboo

01-15-2010, 06:55 PM

I wrap/fold.

Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.

Yes! Fold and baby wipes= the best way.

Steamer

01-15-2010, 07:56 PM

Need more options...

Depends on the TP, ply, and if im in an artsy mood... lol

I once tried to make a oragami crane to wipe my ass with, it didnt turn out very well...

Fireye

01-16-2010, 09:17 AM

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

You really don't want to get started on japanese toilets. 'cause this is what a traditional japanese toilet looks like:
http://japanisanisland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/japanese-toilet2.jpg

It's the same for men and women. SQUAT POWAH

Bumpkin

01-16-2010, 01:08 PM

Yes! Fold and baby wipes= the best way.

Baby wipes are the EASIEST and BEST way to get clean FAST.

+fucking10 to baby wipes.

uuntiltheendd

01-17-2010, 12:58 PM

you know, i think this thread should become stickied. i think by knowing how each other wipes their ass, we become closer to one another. thats something we need in this community with all the flaming going on lately. +1 to whoever came up with the how do you wipe your ass thread.

Scrubbleboo

01-17-2010, 01:14 PM

Bumpkin

01-17-2010, 10:31 PM

+1 for sticky wiping.

+1.

This thread was refreshing.

uuntiltheendd

01-17-2010, 11:27 PM

i mean seriously though.. you dont know a person at all until you know how they wipe their ass. this threads legit.

Rage

01-18-2010, 12:54 AM

i mean seriously though.. you dont know a person at all until you know how they wipe their ass. this threads legit.

Lmfao ty ty!

Hey who knows, maybe someone who crumpled is gonna try folding, or baby wipes. I'm tempted on the baby wipes LOL

Steamer

01-18-2010, 02:06 AM

ewww... sticky wiping... :lmao:

I don't like the wet wipes.

Whoever uses baby wipes (real ones not the wet wipe flushable things) is gonna have one serious plumbing problem sooner or later.

loka

01-18-2010, 02:17 AM

Wet wipes cause infections of the vagina if you guys ever tried to be gay and ask your gf to wipe her snatch with that shit. Invest in some Eve's Feminine wipes.

uuntiltheendd

01-18-2010, 04:12 AM

Wet wipes cause infections of the vagina if you guys ever tried to be gay and ask your gf to wipe her snatch with that shit. Invest in some Eve's Feminine wipes.

i usually lube my fist with hand sanitizer and go to town.

Bumpkin

01-18-2010, 06:21 PM

Lmfao ty ty!

Hey who knows, maybe someone who crumpled is gonna try folding, or baby wipes. I'm tempted on the baby wipes LOL

Dooo et.

Feels weird at first, but it's amazig knowing how clean you are.

;D

ewww... sticky wiping... :lmao:

I don't like the wet wipes.

Whoever uses baby wipes (real ones not the wet wipe flushable things) is gonna have one serious plumbing problem sooner or later.

I use the flushable and the normal.

I throw my trash out on a near daily basis because I can't stand trash in the trashcan...

Wet wipes cause infections of the vagina if you guys ever tried to be gay and ask your gf to wipe her snatch with that shit. Invest in some Eve's Feminine wipes.

I heard if this, but I asked a doctor and they said it was fine. Just wipe with TP afterwards.

Scrubbleboo

01-18-2010, 06:32 PM

Yeah it's fine to use wipes. I assure you your ass will feel squeeky clean.

loka

01-18-2010, 06:40 PM

Considering your private area and butt has the most sensitive skin (baby like) of your body no. This is also why they tell you not to use Nair and other irritant hair removals around that area. Wipes should be used at discretion. Besides, your suppose to use baby wipes only on your ass. How do you think baby rashes accumulate? It's from the combination of dirty diapers and the baby wipes. If your going to use it all the damn time then get it pre-moistened free of alcohol.

WTF does lube have to do with wipes?

Scrubbleboo

01-18-2010, 06:42 PM

Considering your private area and butt has the most sensitive skin (baby like) of your body no. Wipes should be used at discretion. Besides, your suppose to use baby wipes only on your ass. How do you think baby rashes accumulate? It's from the combination of dirty diapers and the baby wipes. If your going to use it all the damn time then get it pre-moistened free of alcohol.

WTF does lube have to do with wipes?

Where else do you think I would put wipes? I wipe my ass. Geese Loka <3.

loka

01-18-2010, 06:44 PM

Where else do you think I would put wipes? I wipe my ass. Geese Loka <3.

You'd be surprised where people like to wipe themselves with baby wipes.

Scrubbleboo

01-18-2010, 06:45 PM

You'd be surprised where people like to wipe themselves.

Buahaha. I use regular ol' toilet paper for that.

loka

01-18-2010, 06:47 PM

Buahaha. I use regular ol' toilet paper for that.

My sister learned the hard way. I actually learned it's not uncommon for women to use baby wipes there. Why? No idea. In the military when baby wipes is all they have they also fuck themselves over with that lolol.