Caught my GF cheating

[XxMastagunzxX]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a Pic (http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg) of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

BTW I got this off another forum.

[StarsMine]

Well damn your GF is a slut, Its a good thing you kicked her out.

[washythebreaker]

I'm sorry for your loss man.

[Scrubbleboo]

Buahahah, can I have her to put my meat in?

[XxMastagunzxX]

Buahahah, can I have her to put my meat in?

Sure :wtg:

[Jeimuzu]

No, you should thank your father for showing you how disloyal your girlfriend truly was. You are now no longer wasting time with her.

But remember, trust only those you are willing to be killed by.

Or at least that's what I'd say if it really happened.

[Nemesis]

hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA . HA.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

lulz.

good luck with forgetting that image...


...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Look on the bright side...

it could of been your moms dick in her.

[tj26]

this is hilarious lol im assuming its a joke

[walterbrunswick]

Hahahahaha!! This is hilarious!

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Rage]

Epic...

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

hmmmmmmm

either way that sucks

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

it better have been some PRETTY GOOD FUCKIN MEAT IN HER


and it reminded me of a youtube video ill post up on another thread

[Andrew_Pavlik]

I personally never liked how my meat felt in your g/f.

[OMGBEARS]

My meat has always come out a little dry with your gf. Then again, I tend to leave it in a little long so that may have something to do with it. Not to mention I can never seem to get my meat to fit right unless I cut a little off the top first THEN put it in. I've also considered cutting it into strips...

Thoughts?

[StarsMine]

My meat has always come out a little dry with your gf. Then again, I tend to leave it in a little long so that may have something to do with it. Not to mention I can never seem to get my meat to fit right unless I cut a little off the top first THEN put it in. I've also considered cutting it into strips...

Thoughts?

That sounds REALLY REALLY painfull, its not worth it.

[Tragedy]

dude i thought this was soooo true at first. I was like "START SWINING!!!"


fuck that was a funny ending but it would of been pretty funny if it was true too. hahaha.

[Ren]

I like how half the people are still taking this seriously.

[Abandoned]

I like how half the people are still taking this seriously.

I know for reals right?!? This is funny!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[XxMastagunzxX]

dude i thought this was soooo true at first. I was like "START SWINING!!!"


fuck that was a funny ending but it would of been pretty funny if it was true too. hahaha.

If something like this has actually happened to somebody then I feel sorry for them. :lmao:

[maynard]

If something like this has actually happened to somebody then I feel sorry for them. :lmao:

watch jerry springer, it's quite common =)

[[UA] Mos Def]

I was literally reading this going, holy shit I might have to freaking beat my dad's ass if that ever happened to me, then I see the pic, thanks for the laugh!!!

Mos

[Spasm]

LOL i had to read the end like twice. I was like wtf thats not his gf, oooooooooo

[Scrubbleboo]

I like how half the people are still taking this seriously.

People like to skim rather than read. An epidemic of sorts, illiteracy is.

[StarsMine]

I like how half the people are still taking this seriously.

We made the first page like that for a reason, so people who often skim the page (I do from time to time) dont get spoilers.

[Scrubbleboo]

We made the first page like that for a reason, so people who often skim the page (I do from time to time) dont get spoilers.

Click picture, see result. The fact that anyone would intentionally try to make the first page a "no-spoiler" zone is lol'able. I, for one, did not. Really, fuck people if they can't read three paragraphs and click a link.

Sometimes I want to smack people in the face all hard-like, pimp style. :banghead:

[Clone]

she aint big enough! you can do better! just ask George Foreman.

Clone

[uuntiltheendd]

An epidemic of sorts, illiteracy is.

yoda??

george foreman grills ftw!

[Ren]

I keep my GF locked up in a cupboard all day.

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

I keep my GF locked up in a cupboard all day.

Quoted for truth

[mag36]

My GF stopped working like she should, so I kicked her to the curve

[ChouChou]

rofl.