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ChronicVT
02-21-2010, 02:36 PM
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

maynard
02-21-2010, 03:32 PM
we got a joke thread... try using it.

Ren
02-21-2010, 03:36 PM
Chronic, you're really bad about making entire threads for one joke.

But since this is out there, I have to tell you an actual story.

When I was about 22, I drove with my bf to meet my parents and brother at a restaurant downtown (I lived in a city 2 hours away). The conversation went smoothly and everyone seemed to like him. Then at the very end, he & I leave to walk back to our car and drive home, when my dad walks up to him, shakes his hand and says, "Son, I really like you. But I'm not sure I like your taste in women," and walks off.

acolyte_to_jippity
02-21-2010, 04:44 PM
Chronic, you're really bad about making entire threads for one joke.

But since this is out there, I have to tell you an actual story.

When I was about 22, I drove with my bf to meet my parents and brother at a restaurant downtown (I lived in a city 2 hours away). The conversation went smoothly and everyone seemed to like him. Then at the very end, he & I leave to walk back to our car and drive home, when my dad walks up to him, shakes his hand and says, "Son, I really like you. But I'm not sure I like your taste in women," and walks off.

i press "j" for you ren.

:JEER:

Clone
02-21-2010, 09:01 PM
Why don't Vegetarians moan during sex?

They refuse to admit a piece of meat made them happy :D

Clone

acolyte_to_jippity
02-21-2010, 09:22 PM
Why don't Vegetarians moan during sex?

They refuse to admit a piece of meat made them happy :D

Clone

clone, you're my new hero. holy shit i laughed so hard at that

Clone
02-21-2010, 10:37 PM
A guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

the girl says "no how do you do that?'

the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"

acolyte_to_jippity
02-21-2010, 10:38 PM
A guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

the girl says "no how do you do that?'

the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"

lol. again. nice.:lmao:

Ren
02-21-2010, 11:17 PM
a guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

the girl says "no how do you do that?'

the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"

:(
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:(

acolyte_to_jippity
02-21-2010, 11:35 PM
:(
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:(

methinks ren has

Ren
02-21-2010, 11:40 PM
methinks ren has

Actually, that was more of a *headdesk*

acolyte_to_jippity
02-22-2010, 12:35 AM
??? whaty?

sorry, but you're going to have to explain that one to me real quick. it's 12:30 i just finished learning the mateial and studying for the chem test i have at 8, and now i'm so wired i'm not gonna be able to sleep very easily.

fml

walterbrunswick
02-22-2010, 12:43 AM
Chem is hard :headache: