Present for America

[Nemesis]

did you have fun playing our game?

Silly Americans, Hockey is for Canada.

[ZERO]

at least we can use it to purify water, gold can not do that!

[Ren]

Silver polish, that's haaaaaaaaaarsh. I lolled, though.

[Clone]

kudos +10 for you :D

Clone

[uuntiltheendd]

+1 for canada. they played a good game but -1 because i didnt see a mullet on any of the players so i dont think they were really canadian.

[maynard]

did you have fun playing our game?

Silly Americans, Hockey is for Canada.

lmfao :wtg:

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

http://rlv.zcache.com/canada_sucks_tshirt-p235454672702408037qmr8_400.jpg

[Nemesis]

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i'm sorry? i must have missed that over all our gold medals, you know? all the ones we have that you dont? ya...

[Kavinsky]

Oh dont be a dick about it, it was a good tight game and thats all you can ask for in the last major event before the closing.

[maynard]

Oh dont be a dick about it, it was a good tight game and thats all you can ask for in the last major event before the closing.

agreed. but Canada also got the most gold medals out of any country, and set a new olympic record for most golds ever won by 1 country in the winter olympic events.

canada shit pwwnd the olympics this time lol.

[Nemesis]

Oh dont be a dick about it, it was a good tight game and thats all you can ask for in the last major event before the closing.

whatever you say, enjoy your losers medal.

[OMGBEARS]

Seriously guys.. what the hell's a canada?

And why do we care about the winter Olympics? I don't think I've ever watched the winter Olympics. Any Olympic games with figure skating as a sport can't be for serious.

[Ren]

Seriously guys.. what the hell's a canada?

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/kbluebird/i%20miss%20the%20internet/536px-Canadalazers.jpg

[maynard]

Seriously guys.. what the hell's a canada?

And why do we care about the winter Olympics? I don't think I've ever watched the winter Olympics. Any Olympic games with figure skating as a sport can't be for serious.

if you don't want 2 care about them then don't no 1 asked you 2, but there are billions of people who do.

[OMGBEARS]

if you don't want 2 care about them then don't no 1 asked you 2, but there are billions of people who do.

NBC says 190 million people watched some part of Vancouver Games. (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-olympic-tv-20100302,0,2050982.story)

More like 190 million!

[maynard]

NBC says 190 million people watched some part of Vancouver Games. (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-olympic-tv-20100302,0,2050982.story)

More like 190 million!

lol my point remains the same, lotts of ppl care about the olympics...

[Nemesis]

Americans never care about something that they get there ass kicked in. all last week all everyone talked about was the american hockey team, how good they were blah blah blah, then after sunday night, not even a word. typical americans, since they got their asses kicked they want it to just go away.

[uuntiltheendd]

Americans never care about something that they get there ass kicked in. all last week all everyone talked about was the american hockey team, how good they were blah blah blah, then after sunday night, not even a word. typical americans, since they got their asses kicked they want it to just go away.

yup and that also reminds me of how when an american football team wins the super bowl, they are called the world champions. well no shit, nobody else in the world wants to play that lame ass game!

[Kavinsky]

my my aren't you a mature pair of adults.

[OMGBEARS]

Guys. The Winter Olympics are serious business.

I've NEVER cared about them. And most of America has NEVER cared about them. Most of the world who has the capability of watching the Winter Olympics didn't because they don't care about them.

It's all good. Grats on winning your gold medals and stuff. See you guys in 2012 at the real Olympics. We'll see how your hockey team does then. Wait.. what?

[Nemesis]

Guys. The Winter Olympics are serious business.

I've NEVER cared about them. And most of America has NEVER cared about them. Most of the world who has the capability of watching the Winter Olympics didn't because they don't care about them.

It's all good. Grats on winning your gold medals and stuff. See you guys in 2012 at the real Olympics. We'll see how your hockey team does then. Wait.. what?

wrong agian fuckstick, this game was watched by more americans than every MLB game since '04, every NBA game since '98, and all but two college football games (Texas/Alabama and Texas/USC had a few more) it also drew twice as many viewers as the daytona 500.

so stop trying to change it after the fact cuntbox.

[OMGBEARS]

Most of america doesn't care about baseball, basketball and college football.

Let alone stock car racing.

Why are you trying to make something into a big deal. The Winter Olympics just aren't!

A large portion of the crowd was watching the Olympics, not that particular hockey game, so of course it will draw a larger audience than normal. I can assure you that most of America doesn't care about Hockey, either.

[Nemesis]

Most of america doesn't care about baseball, basketball and college football.

Let alone stock car racing.

Why are you trying to make something into a big deal. The Winter Olympics just aren't!

A large portion of the crowd was watching the Olympics, not that particular hockey game, so of course it will draw a larger audience than normal. I can assure you that most of America doesn't care about Hockey, either.

wrong AGIAN fuckhat, those were the American stats for that hockey game. And americans do care about stock cars, its called the south.

[OMGBEARS]

Well most of America doesn't care about the South, so you're SoL there. Congratulations on missing my point completely, too. I mean that Americans who don't normally watch hockey watched that games because they were on the Olympics (the "lol" ones I might add). My grand point is that most of America doesn't care about Hockey.

And what's with the foul language? Can't make a point without trying to make me cry?

EDIT - Most of the South doesn't care about stock car racing, either. I mean, let's use a logic game. Let's say 50% of Americans live in the South.
That's 160 ish million.

Let's then say that every male loves stock car racing.
That's 80 million.

Let's give a safer estimate for females. 50% of females love stock car racing.
That's 40 million.

Total is 120 million vs. 200 million that don't. i.e. most of America. Obviously these numbers are horribly skewed in favor of people who enjoy stock car racing. It's most likely not more than 20 million people who watch stock car racing on any regular basis. If that.

[OMGBEARS]

ok mexican, so according to you america doesn't care about 1.baseball 2. football 3. basketball 4. stock cars and their habit to be raced 5. half their country 6. anything that they loose at.

so...what do americans care about?

We care about gold, rum, and fast women. We also care about sailing.

Or are those Pirates..? Ah well, it's all in good fun. I could really give a crap about sailing, too. I suppose it's safe to say America is apathetic towards a lot of things. Each individual cares about different stuff, but as a whole most people don't care about most things. Ya dig? (the joke there is that I accidentally compared america to pirates.)

Again, why are you trying to make this into a bigger deal than it really is? Are you one of those angry Canadians? I've never seen one of those before! (the joke here is that Canadians are normally a calm and humble people. I suppose you've never won much at the Olympics before) You're like a starving dog that just had his first bite of food. You're biting off WAY more than you can chew, man. The US has won more medals every year in both the Winter and Vanilla Olympics than any other country for a long time. Give Canada an inch and they want to take a metric mile. Whatever that is. (the joke there is that I referred to the kilometer as a "metric mile" to sound like a stupid american.)

Of course we don't care about things that we "loose" at. We don't like loose things. Only tight Canadian chicks, such as your mother. harharharharharharharharharhar. (the joke there is that you spelled "lose" "loose" lolol)

And did you call me a Mexican.. wha..? Racism ftl :( That's ban-able, you know.

EDIT -- Jokes are in red for those who don't understand them.

[Nemesis]

And did you call me a Mexican.. wha..? Racism ftl :( That's ban-able, you know.

the term 'mexican' isn't racist, you're the one taking offence to it, is there something wrong with mexicans? do you have a problem with them? hmm, maybe you're the racist...mexican.

[OMGBEARS]

the term 'mexican' isn't racist, you're the one taking offence to it, is there something wrong with mexicans? do you have a problem with them? hmm, maybe you're the racist...mexican.

You're using it in a negative way, hence me calling you a racist. I would ban you for 30 minutes for using any racial term in a demeaning way if I saw you on the PuB or GG.

Anyways -- go ahead and address my points. If winning the Olympics makes you an asshole (i.e. the US) then grats, Canada -- you've just become an asshole. Welcome to the winners club.

Most of the world doesn't care. Let alone to get silver polish, it's way too expensive when most of our metals are gold. (joke here is that America has won a lot in the past)

[Nemesis]

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^^

[OMGBEARS]

v9tdRnL7Rlc

^^

Holy crap -- I didn't know everyone in Canada was there! Who's keeping the lights on?

[Nemesis]

Holy crap -- I didn't know everyone in Canada was there! Who's keeping the lights on?

are you kidding 80% of Canada was watching this, i'm just wondering who was watching the damn hospitals and shit.



Let alone to get silver polish, it's way too expensive when most of our metals are gold.

are you using american math? Gold = 9 Not Gold = 28

[OMGBEARS]

are you kidding 80% of Canada was watching this, i'm just wondering who was watching the damn hospitals and shit.

80% of Canada is like.. 10 million people? Which is more like 8 million American.

And no wonder Canada won the game. They get to have 20% more people on the ice than America. What is that shit?

Anyways, a buddy of mine said he was watching the Hospitals.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2400000/Crazy-Nurse-Joker-the-joker-2435898-550-425.jpg

The metals we care about are gold. And we've won more gold medals in previous Olympics; they need polishing, too!

[maynard]

Why are you trying to make something into a big deal. The Winter Olympics just aren't!


lol. why are you acting so ignorant? honestly. the olympics are a big deal, I wouldn't ecpect someone whose some how managed to never watch them 2 agree, but you're ignorance is your own bliss. saying Americans don't care about the olympics lol... did you fall on your head last night?



Most of the world doesn't care. Let alone to get silver polish, it's way too expensive when most of our metals are gold. (joke here is that America has won a lot in the past)

ummm most your medals are silver actually. you were third place for gold, was Canada, Germany, then the states.


80% of Canada is like.. 10 million people? Which is more like 8 million American.


lol... you're just on a mission 2 sound like a complete idiot huh?

[OMGBEARS]

lol. why are you acting so ignorant? honestly. the olympics are a big deal, I wouldn't ecpect someone whose some how managed to never watch them 2 agree, but you're ignorance is your own bliss. saying Americans don't care about the olympics lol... did you fall on your head last night?



ummm most your medals are silver actually. you were third place for gold, was Canada, Germany, then the states.

OMG apparently you people don't know anything about sarcasm.

Or perhaps I was being too subtle. I thought I could help things out a bit by putting most of my jokes in red. Oh well.

My bad.

EDIT -- WAIT! I remember watching 30 rock and the Canadian on there had trouble recognizing sarcasm. It must be something in the water. Wait.. the water I drink comes from Canadian springs in bottles. Does this mean I can't hear sarcasm, either!?

http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u18103/nooooo.jpg

[maynard]

OMG apparently you people don't know anything about sarcasm.

Or perhaps I was being too subtle. I thought I could help things out a bit by putting most of my jokes in red. Oh well.

My bad.

EDIT -- WAIT! I remember watching 30 rock and the Canadian on there had trouble recognizing sarcasm. It must be something in the water. Wait.. the water I drink comes from Canadian springs in bottles. Does this mean I can't hear sarcasm, either!?

http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u18103/nooooo.jpg

maybe it has something to do with teh fact we're on the internet, there for I can't detect sarcasm... any other smart things you wana add 2 this thread omega, or you content just trolling it like a pissed off child?

[OMGBEARS]

or maybe you're a stupid fuck and you're trying to hide it after the fact?




also, mexican.

No, I'm pretty sure that labeling my jokes in red was my attempt at shedding a bit of light onto what I was doing.

Also, you're banned for an hour next time I see you on IBIS servers. (I'll say that it's for racism, but really for making me cry irl.)*

* = the joke here is that I'm motivated through getting vengeance rather through upholding server rules. Vengeance. Sweet vengeance.

[OMGBEARS]

maybe it has something to do with teh fact we're on the internet, there for I can't detect sarcasm... any other smart things you wana add 2 this thread omega, or you content just trolling it like a pissed off child?

Wait, am I omega?

I'm confused.

[Nemesis]

No, I'm pretty sure that labeling my jokes in red was my attempt at shedding a bit of light onto what I was doing.

Also, you're banned for an hour next time I see you on IBIS servers. (I'll say that it's for racism, but really for making me cry irl.)*

* = the joke here is that I'm motivated through getting vengeance rather through upholding server rules. Vengeance. Sweet vengeance.

go for it, would you like to get ont he server right now and get it over with?

[maynard]

No, I'm pretty sure that labeling my jokes in red was my attempt at shedding a bit of light onto what I was doing.

Also, you're banned for an hour next time I see you on IBIS servers. (I'll say that it's for racism, but really for making me cry irl.)*

* = the joke here is that I'm motivated through getting vengeance rather through upholding server rules. Vengeance. Sweet vengeance.

mexican is not a racist term. and you can't ban him for something he said 2 you on the forum, that's what's called admin abuse. why don't you stop trolling this thread and grow up already, omega. seriously amazed with how immature you're acting. apparently acting like a child and trolling is what you're into now... sad.

[OMGBEARS]

mexican is not a racist term. and you can't ban him for something he said 2 you on the forum, that's what's called admin abuse. why don't you stop trolling this thread and grow up already, omega. seriously amazed with how immature you're acting. apparently acting like a child and trolling is what you're into now... sad.

Wait, what? I'm assuming I'm Omega, now. That's kind-of cool, don't get me wrong. But I've always been partial to BEARS, myself.

And how can you two not see when I'm being sarcastic? I really can't fit a more sarcastic tone into text. Is anyone else having issues seeing when I'm being sarcastic?

It's pretty clear you two are on tilt right now. That's cool; I'll let you mellow out for a while and use my ninja-wit on you when you're in a better state of mind.

EDIT -- and using any racial term in a negative manner is just as bad as using a "no-no" word in the same way. It's racism, duh. Trust me, I'm from Compton. I know a thing or two.

And obviously, being from Canada you don't understand the racial connotations of the word here in America. I'd be careful using it too much on IBIS servers. Really.

*Color in red is a joke, I'm not actually from Compton.
*Color in lime is not a joke. I really will ban people for using racial terms in a negative manner.

[maynard]

Wait, what? I'm assuming I'm Omega, now. That's kind-of cool, don't get me wrong. But I've always been partial to BEARS, myself.

And how can you two not see when I'm being sarcastic? I really can't fit a more sarcastic tone into text. Is anyone else having issues seeing when I'm being sarcastic?

It's pretty clear you two are on tilt right now. That's cool; I'll let you mellow out for a while and use my ninja-wit on you when you're in a better state of mind.

man I'm fine. I don't let other peoples ignorance and acting like a child bother my mood personally lol.... I'm just really blown away your apparently a troll now... kinda sad, thought you were always some what of an intelligent person, yet here you are arguing with nem and just dissing something Canadians are proud of... really weak on your end. I don't agree with the way nem is acting at all, he's acting even more immature then you, but that's fine.... like I said... I never took you for a troll... guess I was wrong though. you can go back to insulting and trying 2 take away and form of honor or joy Canadians got out of our success at the olympics, seeing how trolling is what you're into now... maybe I should call you bumpkin from now on instead of bears omega or anything, would suit you better.

i'm done with this thread. no point in a thread once a troll sinks his teeth into it.

[OMGBEARS]

man I'm fine. I don't let other peoples ignorance and acting like a child bother my mood personally lol.... I'm just really blown away your apparently a troll now... kinda sad, thought you were always some what of an intelligent person, yet here you are arguing with nem and just dissing something Canadians are proud of... really weak on your end. I don't agree with the way nem is acting at all, he's acting even more immature then you, but that's fine.... like I said... I never took you for a troll... guess I was wrong though. you can go back to insulting and trying 2 take away and form of honor or joy Canadians got out of our success at the olympics, seeing how trolling is what you're into now... maybe I should call you bumpkin from now on instead of bears omega or anything, would suit you better.

i'm done with this thread. no point in a thread once a troll sinks his teeth into it.

This thread is BEGGING to be trolled. And somebody has to do it!

http://homepage.mac.com/aurich/ars/locks/feed_trolls.gif

[Ren]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn156/kbluebird/i%20miss%20the%20internet/1242804147390.jpg

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Who won more medals.


Sha-zing.

Game, usa all the way.

Did i mention, we have working Zamboni's here in America?

HAHAHA.

There like owning a dirtbike to canadians. And they fail to have good ones at the olympics.

+37 to the us.

-13 to kahnadeeah.

[Kavinsky]

Enough with this shit already, and fyi the gold medal isnt actually gold its a silver one coated with gold.

[Nemesis]

why was my post deleted? fucking Nazi's