View Full Version : Best Compliments you've ever received
Self-explanatory title.
Time for all of you to lie about how people compliment your huge dicks.
Honestly, I can't really think of any compliments I've received at the moment... But they're usually funny!
Ooh! Once someone told me I was more interesting to look at than a barn!
So, spill it: best compliments, worst compliments, weirdest compliments, double-sided compliments...
(Here's what image search turned up):
http://blog.al.com/living-news/2009/07/large_compliment%20guys.jpg
mag36
03-13-2010, 03:35 AM
Someone said to me " maybe you had your head screwed on right after all" :dumb:
Someone said to me " maybe you had your head screwed on right after all" :dumb:
Hey now, I don't hand out compliments like they're freaking... lollipops at the doctor's office. Dude, why don't I get lollipops at the doctor's office anymore?
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-13-2010, 03:36 AM
I don't need sugar in my coffee when you're here
Hey now, I don't hand out compliments like they're freaking... lollipops at the doctor's office. Dude, why don't I get lollipops at the doctor's office anymore?
because you don't ask
I don't need sugar in my coffee when your here
I'm going to go ahead and file that under "Tackiest Compliments."
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-13-2010, 03:43 AM
and your pic is adorable.....you've got those kinds of cheeks that girls just LOVE to squeeze hehehe
She did haha
mag36
03-13-2010, 03:44 AM
Hey now, I don't hand out compliments like they're freaking... lollipops at the doctor's office.
A compliment from REN!, shit that's like a party, you have to celebrate when getting one from you :party::pals:
I just told Ninja I don't need cyanide in my coffee when he's around, does that count?
walterbrunswick
03-13-2010, 04:05 AM
Does being hit on by gays count?
At a college here in Toronto, on Facebook, in Rochester, NY, on duty downtown, etc...
Does being hit on by gays count?
At a college here in Toronto, on Facebook, in Rochester, NY, on duty downtown, etc...
It most certainly DOES count!
A Baby Panda
03-13-2010, 04:21 AM
I used to work at a waterpark (of which Anex is familiar if he stumbles across this) and it was a very regular thing for homosexual men to hit on me. I was once invited to a party because "My friend thinks you're really cute". It was awkward.
OMGBEARS
03-13-2010, 10:05 AM
"I don't want to kill you as much as other people"
My girlfriend. :'(
XxMastagunzxX
03-13-2010, 10:20 AM
"That's a big dick"
I'm not even lying.
:lmao:
I hope I didn't turn this thread awkward.
"That's a big dick"
I'm not even lying.
:lmao:
I hope I didn't turn this thread awkward.
It's not awkward, because we're perfectly aware that you are, in fact, lying.
If I had a dollar for every eye compliment I get, my ass would be rich. Shut your mouth Ren.
XxMastagunzxX
03-13-2010, 11:15 AM
I'm not lying.
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-13-2010, 11:29 AM
I'm not lying.
I got yelled at and told O hell no by a girl once, does that count? haha
XxMastagunzxX
03-13-2010, 11:41 AM
Yes...Hell no because it's too small? :lmao:
:smirk:
I'm just kidding with you. :wtg:
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-13-2010, 01:16 PM
Yes...Hell no because it's too small? :lmao:
:smirk:
I'm just kidding with you. :wtg:
I cut the compliment in half to keep it PG haha
OMGBEARS
03-13-2010, 02:21 PM
Yes...Hell no because it's too small? :lmao:
:smirk:
I'm just kidding with you. :wtg:
Wait.. you're a guy?
Fuck.
XxMastagunzxX
03-13-2010, 03:01 PM
Are you retarded?
Clone
03-13-2010, 03:43 PM
many people have told me that i am really fast on my feet when I look slower then a turtle :P
Clone
wait.. You're a guy?
Fuck.
ahahahahahahahaha.
Kavinsky
03-13-2010, 04:59 PM
Great after walters comment the monty python lumberjack song just got started in my head.
uuntiltheendd
03-14-2010, 10:17 AM
lets see.. last night while at the st. pats festival watching jet play, a drunk fifty five year old woman couldnt stop telling me how handsome i was. best compliments ever received. :')
walterbrunswick
03-14-2010, 10:27 AM
Speaking of St. Pat's day... this girl came in early this morning and was adjusting her clothes in front of the mirror just outside of my office...
She kept asking me how she looked... and I dished out several compliments...
Imagine: Tall blonde with a tight St. Pat's t-shirt and tight pants and high heels and a smile that melts steel :wtg:
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-14-2010, 12:11 PM
a smile that melts steel :wtg:
post that in a new thread walter "Corniest Compliments Given"
Scrubbleboo
03-14-2010, 07:16 PM
A 90 year old lady came into the store I was working at when I was 18 and said "Now, I'm 90 years old, so I can damn well say what I want, correct?" I respond with a smile and a nod.
She follows up with "You're gorgeous". Lesbian grandma ftw.
Not so much a compliment as more of a rip off from a comedian followed by a jealous fit as relayed to me second-hand in high school by a mutual friend: "I don't get why guys like this Emerald chick, what, does she have beer flavored nipples?".
Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...
walterbrunswick
03-14-2010, 07:43 PM
Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...
Was he good enough to make your panties magically slip off? :lmao:
acolyte_to_jippity
03-14-2010, 07:52 PM
Was he good enough to make your panties magically slip off? :lmao:
he was just trying to get her to pull something out of his hat
walterbrunswick
03-14-2010, 11:12 PM
he was just trying to get her to pull something out of his hat
Lawl.
Did he offer to show you his magic wand?
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-15-2010, 12:07 AM
Did he offer to show you his magic wand?
that isn't helping lol
THE HOLY SH**T!
03-15-2010, 12:11 AM
"Holy Shit. Holy shit's good when he's awping the bridge and when he's not awping the bridge."
Best lines ever, from windsofchris in the pub on aztec.
maynard
03-15-2010, 01:38 PM
Someone said to me " maybe you had your head screwed on right after all" :dumb:
clearly they were lying :smirk:
"You play guitar upside down like hendrix!... THAT'S AWESOME!"
Scrubbleboo
03-16-2010, 10:30 PM
Did he offer to show you his magic wand?
He did, but I kept looking for it and didn't see it anywhere.
He did, but I kept looking for it and didn't see it anywhere.
LOL. Don't you love when guys talk about their junk like it's some sort of magical transformation, and then your like "wtf? Do I need a magnifying glass or tweezers?"
brentidge
03-17-2010, 02:14 PM
best compliment i have gotten
"well it isent that small i think this can still work"
jk
but for reals best compliment i have ever got
"wow your hair is amazing want to come home with me so i can comb it for you"
KaMiKaZi_NiNjA
03-17-2010, 02:37 PM
"I wish my hair was this thick"
>.< a hairdresser playing with my hair before she cut it haha
Scrubbleboo
03-17-2010, 02:38 PM
LOL. Don't you love when guys talk about their junk like it's some sort of magical transformation, and then your like "wtf? Do I need a magnifying glass or tweezers?"
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
acolyte_to_jippity
03-17-2010, 03:16 PM
"you have a very sexy voice"
told to me while i was playing online...i had a cold that day, so my nose was stuffed up and my throat was killing me
ChouChou
03-17-2010, 03:55 PM
I once recieved the compliment. " wow, your cock is so huge." .... that was a good night.
A Baby Panda
03-17-2010, 09:23 PM
I once recieved the compliment. " wow, your cock is so huge." .... that was a good night.
I believe it, I mean DAMN that thing is impressive
Spasm
03-17-2010, 09:46 PM
IS that it???? *leaves, what a great night with mr righty
Clone
03-18-2010, 12:01 PM
I had other good compliments but most of them came from getcha and WE ALL know how that went so lets leave it at that :D
Clone
ChronicVT
03-20-2010, 12:48 PM
I'd give a compliment, but their usually taken as complaints...
I told this girl once, that she had a nice ass, then her boyfriend punched me in the face...
I expressed my desire to take a girl out one time, so she let me drive her and her husband to the restaurant...
After a two year old relationship with this woman, she had plans to move away, we decided to keep in contact with each other, said she looked forward to writing me... First letter i got was a Dear John letter, postmarked a street away...
My advisor told me, "If it were not for dumb luck, you would have no luck at all!" Great now I'm dumb and have no luck... What a future...
I scored a 1595 on my SAT's, it looked like my High School Counsoler had stars in his eyes, when he poured over the test scores... "You have the ability to be anything you put your mind to, you need only apply yourself as you have done on your SAT's"... I am 41 and i lost track of how many jobs I have applied for, but I didn't seem to qualify for over two thirds of them...
Rapedollar$
03-20-2010, 02:32 PM
hrm... i think the best one that i can remember went something like:
"That was better than i expected."
i usually dont get compliments...
hrm... i think the best one that i can remember went something like:
"That was better than i expected."
i usually dont get compliments...
Did they make this face?
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/15/Better_than_expected.png
Rapedollar$
03-20-2010, 03:12 PM
im on crappy govt. comp atm. soooo i cant see smileys...
but she did make a plethora of faces...
giggity
uuntiltheendd
03-20-2010, 04:45 PM
im on crappy govt. comp atm. soooo i cant see smileys...
but she did make a plethora of faces...
giggity
so it was better than she expected because its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean right? :lmao:
plethora
I love this word.
Rapedollar$
03-20-2010, 06:00 PM
so it was better than she expected because its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean right? :lmao:
i didnt inquire further into her response. sorry you can not gain any more intel on my dick size ute...
Psst, Loka.
Plethora.
Pleeethora.
PLETHORA.
It's a plethora of plethora's! :D
XxMastagunzxX
03-20-2010, 09:18 PM
What the fuck is going on in this thread. http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/Junkers08/Random%20Pictures/HayGuysWhatsGoingOnInThisThread.jpg
Poker$tar$
03-21-2010, 07:31 AM
I get complimented on my hair all the time. Bc it's long and wavy and such a beautiful color.
uuntiltheendd
03-21-2010, 10:28 PM
i didnt inquire further into her response. sorry you can not gain any more intel on my dick size ute...
my heart=broken. :violin::reddot:
What the fuck is going on in this thread. http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/Junkers08/Random%20Pictures/HayGuysWhatsGoingOnInThisThread.jpg
lol
back to the thread topic:
i constantly get hit on by black girls (:reddot:) i really dont understand what it is that black women find so fascinating about me but i swear if i was a black man or a wigger i would be set. i wish white girls and eyetalian girls would compliment me like black girls did :'/
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