whooooooos the nastiest?

[chompa]

oOooOOooOo colors! ... ya!

and funny faces!...:puke:...yukeing on eachother...ya!

anywho thot id introduce myself altho some of u already kno me...intimately...as i frequently perform sexual favors for free admin privies...which i still havnt gotten admins yet but uh...but skitzo assures me i need only roleplay as the schoolteacher/school janitor a few more times then im in...ya!

used to play obscene amounts of cs 'back in the day' for CAL-i clans NATO, TRU, and .2c^ and maybe some of you oldschool leaguers may kno me as s3majdas or sad-james but somehow i doubt that cos im no Ksharp

thinkin of starting a fuck-around clan [ah-pook] but ill throw a thread up on that once im dun wit the website but any1 interested in joinin jus hit me up on steam or someshit
requirements for [ah-pook] recruitment
1337 skills, oooobbbbviously
1337 handle, oooobbbbviously
never use the word 1337
many kisses/hugs/pictures of your gf naked
gimme free admin privies
gimme your rl monies
buy me guns at start of every round
have a mic but rarely use it save for the occasional 'meow'
and a strong desire to not give a shit what we rank in the leagues i jus wanna hav fun...ya!


see all u crazy CSS players in the servers!
k ciao!

[DeadEyeDeNNi$]

oOooOOooOo colors! ... ya!

and funny faces!...:puke:...yukeing on eachother...ya!

anywho thot id introduce myself altho some of u already kno me...intimately...as i frequently perform sexual favors for free admin privies...which i still havnt gotten admins yet but uh...but skitzo assures me i need only roleplay as the schoolteacher/school janitor a few more times then im in...ya!

used to play obscene amounts of cs 'back in the day' for CAL-i clans NATO, TRU, and .2c^ and maybe some of you oldschool leaguers may kno me as s3majdas or sad-james but somehow i doubt that cos im no Ksharp

thinkin of starting a fuck-around clan [ah-pook] but ill throw a thread up on that once im dun wit the website but any1 interested in joinin jus hit me up on steam or someshit
requirements for [ah-pook] recruitment
1337 skills, oooobbbbviously
1337 handle, oooobbbbviously
never use the word 1337
many kisses/hugs/pictures of your gf naked
gimme free admin privies
gimme your rl monies
buy me guns at start of every round
have a mic but rarely use it save for the occasional 'meow'
and a strong desire to not give a shit what we rank in the leagues i jus wanna hav fun...ya!


see all u crazy CSS players in the servers!
k ciao!



OMG,,, Don't break your elbow patting yourself on the shoulder, sheesh

In any event,

Hi, Hello, Howdy & welcome to Section 8,,,

A secret Society :icon_mrgreen:

[chompa]

OMG,,, Don't break your elbow patting yourself on the shoulder, sheesh


my left arms already in sling from that i have to duct tape my keyboard to my chest in order to play

[maynard]

....................

[chompa]

i think me and maynard got off to a bad start WOFLS FOR EVERYONE
but srsly no hard feelings maynard im sure afk ppl are the bane of your existence

[acolyte_to_jippity]

.........

please tell me this one sticks to pub

[BladeTwinSwords]

.........

please tell me this one sticks to pub

...Dual would have a fun time with him.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

...Dual would have a fun time with him.

lol. only thing he's good for.

of course knowing my luck they'd be fast friends.

[chompa]

jeeeez jus tryin to make som jokes and keep it light :(
my feelings r immensely hurt

[BladeTwinSwords]

jeeeez jus tryin to make som jokes and keep it light :(
my feelings r immensely hurt

acolyte's always like that.

[Holy-Sonic]

Hello
/kiss check
<3 see you later

[acolyte_to_jippity]

acolyte's always like that.

only to people who sound like absolute fucking idiots when they type...and probably when they talk too. plus this one's too full of himself, obviously thinks he's hilarious etc...

i'll hold judgement until i see him in server...but honestly now blade?

[chompa]

only to people who sound like absolute fucking idiots when they type...and probably when they talk too. plus this one's too full of himself, obviously thinks he's hilarious etc...

i'll hold judgement until i see him in server...but honestly now blade?

chriiiist man! so much hostility! im havin a REAL hard time tryin to see where u held judgement lol?
typing like a goof whilst gaming / fucking around on forums is what i would consider to be just being playful- im here to have fun and hopefully laugh, make some good friends to game with, and have a good time with others; not make some kinda statement of my intellectual capacity or skill. if i wanna type like a highly pompous intellectualized preek, ill go to 4chan [sarcasm].

im SO regretting mentioning my cal-i past cuz i KNEW folks would see that as some kinda brag but i honestly just would have liked to have found someone on the the forums familiar with that style of play so id have someone to reminisce with.. plus its an introductory post ffs! you introduce .. give some details about yourself .. CS dominated my life, which is why i felt that it was pertinent in my introduction.

i cant believe my decency of being is being called into question in my introductory post this is good shit

so im sorry you saw my initial post in that light. i pray yen great unknown that you can find it in your heart to forgive such terrible and unforgivable transgressions. <-that last one sounds dick but iont care im feeling offended!!

but hey
lets just back aaaaaaaaaallllll the way to the beginning:

Hi
I would like to introduce myself.
My name is Chompa.
I play Counter-Strike on the Ibis servers.
Happy to meet you all.

-Chompa

satisfying? not too radical or self-obsessive i hope? personally it bores the fuck outta me but god forbid i divulge more than that, that would just suck outright for everyone

[chompa]

and THAAAANK YOU Sonic for the only positive post I got.. is it deserved? prolly not: anyone that talks like a fucking idiot should burn in the eternal fires of hell

[DeadEyeDeNNi$]

Hi
I would like to introduce myself.
My name is Chompa.
I play Counter-Strike on the Ibis servers.
Happy to meet you all.

Actually that's way better than all the spam that you posted originally for someone new to the boards/servers.

If you spam like that on IBIS servers you'll get a warning and if you continued you probably get a vacation for a bit. Spamming is just something that we're not into, that's more for TNB, just a heads up and welcome once again :)

[maynard]

and THAAAANK YOU Sonic for the only positive post I got.. is it deserved? prolly not: anyone that talks like a fucking idiot should burn in the eternal fires of hell

don't double post, there's a edit button.. use it...

[Bumpkin]

jeeeez jus tryin to make som jokes and keep it light :(
my feelings r immensely hurt

Aco is only playing hard to get.

No need to worry.

I'm sure he already has your nudes blown up and pasted on his walls in his dorm.

Hi btw.

Can you tell me more about yourself?

Age? Social Security Number? Location?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

that's much much better.

looks like you know the language and have NOT just come off of a few years being abandoned on 4chan. Thank you. welcome

[A Baby Panda]

Wow enough douchebaggery in that introduction?

[chompa]

Wow enough douchebaggery in that introduction?

i dunno i mean i could TRY to be a bigger douche but i just dont kno if thats possible at this point :shrug:

[A Baby Panda]

i dunno i mean i could TRY to be a bigger douche but i just dont kno if thats possible at this point :shrug:

I appreciate your sense of humor though I mean the thread in general. But yes, your paragraph or two qualified as well <333

[Ren]

I love this thread like a brother.

[StarsMine]

XD
hey chompa.
I see you already met the drama club here, so you should have great time now :lmao:

[Envy]

I love this thread like a brother.

Like a brother your drowning in the river?

I have no opinion other then my normal abject disgust and hate for people.

This sum of this thread is below:
TL;DR .... more faggotry by the usual subjects.