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snappop23
04-24-2010, 09:33 PM
hello i am new i just ordered an admin thought i would introduce myself.
:plzdie:
:reddot:
:muffy:
:pistols:
:chillpill:
:lmao:
:stupid:
:assault:
:wtg:
:headache:
:icon_mrgreen::plzdie:

Rage
04-24-2010, 10:23 PM
Words of advise:

1. Do not go all simple
2. Do not thing you are king shit because you have admin
3. Have fun


And welcome to the forums!

acolyte_to_jippity
04-25-2010, 12:41 AM
...this one's going to be a blast.

should we start a pool? if he acts in server like the retard he's coming off as here...my money's on around 2 months...and that's generous

edit: and by introducing yourself you meant post a string of emoticons to demonstrate the extent of your intelligence? how old are you, 10? never seen smilies before? or is it the story of your life given to us in forum-style interpretive dance? if so, then i kinda feel bad for you.

you started off life as an emo, then either shot someone or got shot at, confronted your inner darkness, lost and started shooting at things, took some ritalin or lithium or something, started laughing, became stupid, somehow managed to purchase another gun and went on a rampage again, admired your work, got hit by a log someone you insulted earlier drops on you, becomes so retarded you don't know any better than to be happy, and finally return to being emo. fur fucks sake, i didn't know they let people from where you come from (read, insane asylilums/ suicide watch places) play violent games or go online. did you escape? or are you actually allowed contact with the outsode world? if it's the first, let me know which police department to contact, and if its the second, let me know the name of your supervisor so i can get them fired for letting someone like you out in the light of day.

BladeTwinSwords
04-25-2010, 02:36 AM
...this one's going to be a blast.

should we start a pool? if he acts in server like the retard he's coming off as here...my money's on around 2 months...and that's generous

edit: and by introducing yourself you meant post a string of emoticons to demonstrate the extent of your intelligence? how old are you, 10? never seen smilies before? or is it the story of your life given to us in forum-style interpretive dance? if so, then i kinda feel bad for you.

you started off life as an emo, then either shot someone or got shot at, confronted your inner darkness, lost and started shooting at things, took some ritalin or lithium or something, started laughing, became stupid, somehow managed to purchase another gun and went on a rampage again, admired your work, got hit by a log someone you insulted earlier drops on you, becomes so retarded you don't know any better than to be happy, and finally return to being emo. fur fucks sake, i didn't know they let people from where you come from (read, insane asylilums/ suicide watch places) play violent games or go online. did you escape? or are you actually allowed contact with the outsode world? if it's the first, let me know which police department to contact, and if its the second, let me know the name of your supervisor so i can get them fired for letting someone like you out in the light of day.

...Really man? Just let it go.

Kavinsky
04-25-2010, 11:11 AM
Hold on your a noob, you just found this place and ordered admin?

Does anyone else see history repeating itself again?

DeadEyeDeNNi$
04-25-2010, 12:35 PM
This one was in Section 8 long before this post so I'm not gonna say it :P

Rage
04-25-2010, 12:44 PM
Zero and Jigsaw should REALLY start screening admins

mastercheff
04-25-2010, 01:33 PM
...this one's going to be a blast.

should we start a pool? if he acts in server like the retard he's coming off as here...my money's on around 2 months...and that's generous

edit: and by introducing yourself you meant post a string of emoticons to demonstrate the extent of your intelligence? how old are you, 10? never seen smilies before? or is it the story of your life given to us in forum-style interpretive dance? if so, then i kinda feel bad for you.

you started off life as an emo, then either shot someone or got shot at, confronted your inner darkness, lost and started shooting at things, took some ritalin or lithium or something, started laughing, became stupid, somehow managed to purchase another gun and went on a rampage again, admired your work, got hit by a log someone you insulted earlier drops on you, becomes so retarded you don't know any better than to be happy, and finally return to being emo. fur fucks sake, i didn't know they let people from where you come from (read, insane asylilums/ suicide watch places) play violent games or go online. did you escape? or are you actually allowed contact with the outsode world? if it's the first, let me know which police department to contact, and if its the second, let me know the name of your supervisor so i can get them fired for letting someone like you out in the light of day.


Even I know better not to spam smilies. This guy probably stole his mom's credit card to buy admin.

Kavinsky
04-25-2010, 06:50 PM
Wouldn't surprise me and they really need to start screening admins.

acolyte_to_jippity
04-25-2010, 08:00 PM
wow, i just re-read what i wrote. holy shit, not sleeping for a long time sure produces a certain degree of...creativity. frankly i'm impressed, and proud of myself for that one. i doubt i could have posted something like that when i was fully awake

Mrs. Xen_Warrior
04-25-2010, 09:56 PM
...this one's going to be a blast.

should we start a pool? if he acts in server like the retard he's coming off as here...my money's on around 2 months...and that's generous

edit: and by introducing yourself you meant post a string of emoticons to demonstrate the extent of your intelligence? how old are you, 10? never seen smilies before? or is it the story of your life given to us in forum-style interpretive dance? if so, then i kinda feel bad for you.

you started off life as an emo, then either shot someone or got shot at, confronted your inner darkness, lost and started shooting at things, took some ritalin or lithium or something, started laughing, became stupid, somehow managed to purchase another gun and went on a rampage again, admired your work, got hit by a log someone you insulted earlier drops on you, becomes so retarded you don't know any better than to be happy, and finally return to being emo. fur fucks sake, i didn't know they let people from where you come from (read, insane asylilums/ suicide watch places) play violent games or go online. did you escape? or are you actually allowed contact with the outsode world? if it's the first, let me know which police department to contact, and if its the second, let me know the name of your supervisor so i can get them fired for letting someone like you out in the light of day.


AHAHAHAHAHHHHAA! That was awesome

maynard
04-26-2010, 02:45 PM
welcome

DJ_MikeyRevile
04-26-2010, 07:54 PM
kavinsky... im afraid so


screening is key



and

what. the. fuck.


noOb so you can better understand what you got yourself into

$11 X 12 = $__ X 3 = $_____ mmhm theres no turning back from that now
think about it =D

otherwise welcome

Bumpkin
04-27-2010, 05:23 PM
/rant

This.


Hold on your a noob, you just found this place and ordered admin?

Does anyone else see history repeating itself again?

I do.

I'm seeing another Dog Brother...just less intelligent.


Zero and Jigsaw should REALLY start screening admins

This.


Wouldn't surprise me and they really need to start screening admins.

Did I mention this?

Rage
04-27-2010, 09:58 PM
See here is the problem


NEWB: a person new to a game, who lacks skill and intelligence for said game

NOOB: a person who has played said game for awhile now, who should understand the game but lacks skill and never will be 1337. Often said NOOB is hated by others.


Now which one are you?