Halp me make a limerick or possibly a sonnet

[mastercheff]

I currently have writer's block and i can't think of anything funny for the limerick and this poertry slam thingy is due next wednesday. Can anyone give me a good funny limerick. Btw for kids.

[loka]

Do your own damn homework.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

ummm, by next wednesday, do you mean over a week away?

do your own fucking homework.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Google that shit..

[Rapedollar$]

the only stuff ive got is nsfw. sorry

also, do your own damn homework...

[Nemesis]

Poems are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sence.
Refrigerator!

[mastercheff]

'I ask for some easy advice but of course you guys say " do your own homework"

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

im a lyricists

but do your own damn homework =D

[acolyte_to_jippity]

There once was a bum named cheff
he asked for verse from the best
they laughed him away
and ruined his day
and cheered at his eventual death


bitch

[mastercheff]

There once was a bum named cheff
he asked for verse from the best
they laughed him away
and ruined his day
and cheered at his eventual death


bitch

Bad day or something because that didn't ruin my day. That isn't even how you do a limerick in the first place.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

he begged and he begged for help
his mind feeling like a drought
he sat and whined
he could not rhyme
a limerick you must do your self

[Christmas]

he begged and he begged for help
his mind feeling like a drought
he sat and whined
he could not rhyme
a limerick you must do your self

That was pretty bad.

[BladeTwinSwords]

A limerick follows an AABBA format. LEARN MORE POETRY!

Also do your own damn homework.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

There once was a bum named cheff
he asked for verse from the best
they laughed him away
and ruined his day
and cheered at his eventual death


bitch


A limerick follows an AABBA format. LEARN MORE POETRY!

Also do your own damn homework.

sooo...i'm good right? u mean, cheff to death is a slant rhyme, but an extremely close one so it's all good eh?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

slant rhymes dont always work for somepeople who read it, but cheff and death do work

[mastercheff]

Well i got it

There once was a man who loved food
He was always in a fruity mood
He ate everynight
Eating everything in sight
He ate until he no longer looked like a dude.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

...

meh. you use ate/eat too much. it doesn't flow correctly.

[Nemesis]

plus it sucks, you'll probably fail.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

i still like mine better

[mastercheff]

plus it sucks, you'll probably fail.

I want to see you do this yourself.

And acolyte I liked it as well. :icon_mrgreen:

[Nemesis]

I want to see you do this yourself.

And acolyte I liked it as well. :icon_mrgreen:

oh well if acolyte liked it it must be the greatest thing even seen in the literary world.

i just think you could find something better at the special olympics.

[mastercheff]

oh well if acolyte liked it it must be the greatest thing even seen in the literary world.

i just think you could find something better at the special olympics.

Except the fact i'm not special

[Nemesis]

Except the fact i'm not special

nope, you're just the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

i was talking bout mine. i thouhgt cheff's blew ass dude.

[maynard]

'I ask for some easy advice but of course you guys say " do your own homework"

no shit, you're asking us to give you your homework assignment lol, do it yourself.

also I hear good things about google.com

[mastercheff]

no shit, you're asking us to give you your homework assignment lol, do it yourself.

also I hear good things about google.com

I finished it already but if a mod is kind of enough to close this thread down.