Story Time w/ IBIS

[Rage]

Ok I'm taking this idea off of another forum I used to post on, long ass time ago, before the game makers fucked up the game and it went under, ironically identical to whats happening now!


So, this is how it works. Its thrown together story, which can get pretty god damn funny if done right.

RULES:

I start off with a beginning of the story..

The person following my post, can add on to the story with 1 sentence. Keep it reasonable. You must follow the basic story line I will be setting, but can add interesting twists if you like.

Now this is the most important rule, you may only add to the story after 5 people have posted after your original post... For you idiots, here is an example:

Rage post's here...
1)-Someone else posts...
2)-Someone else posts...
3)-Someone else posts...
4)-Someone else posts...
5)-Someone else posts...
Rage is allowed to post again.

I would like all the moderators to help keep it clean, and fun. If done right, it gets pretty hilarious.

SO LETS BEGIN!

Once upon a time, there lived a poor, humble man named BLADETWINSWORDS. Blade was a wondering, moving from town to town when he pleased. Blade also had a companion, a pet gorilla. While walking down a road Blade witnessed...

[XX0wnsXY]

A shiny creature in the distance. as he grew closer, he realized that it was a rhinestoned snail. he wondered why a ssnail would be rhinestoned. assuming this was no ordinary snail, he decided to give it a name. he named it...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

"my Precious" and he carried it on his left shoulder threw is upcoming travels. He contiuned on the road to blahomo...

[hallwagner]

"my Precious" and he carried it on his left shoulder threw is upcoming travels. He contiuned on the road to blahomo...

on his way he was accosted by a large, smelly, homosexual man named nemesis, who offered his assistance with blades task

[BladeTwinSwords]

blade saw through this trickery right away and killed nemesis with a giant penis costume owned by mikey...

[loka]

blade saw through this trickery right away and killed nemesis with a giant penis costume owned by mikey...

and a usb powered vibrator in which blade inserts in his ass while playing css...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

blade awakens to find every thing in the last few posts of his story journal were all but a dream, like it never existed, after a quick epiphany..

[Lovely Ritta]

in which he realizes that he is late to work, he hurries to brush his teeth and grab breakfast. Soon as he's out the door he remembers that...

[Rage]

He forgot to feed his pet gorilla. After that, blade jumps in his late model...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

horse and buggy and gallops his chariot straight to his job which was called..

[XX0wnsXY]

horse and buggy and gallops his chariot straight to his job which was called..

Super duper pooper scooper. He hated his job and did nothing but dream all day of ways to move on to bigger and better things. If he had his way he would make a show in hollywood for his rhinestone snail and pet gorilla and name it...

[mastercheff]

Super duper pooper scooper. He hated his job and did nothing but dream all day of ways to move on to bigger and better things. If he had his way he would make a show in hollywood for his rhinestone snail and pet gorilla and name it...

Snail vs Gorilla. He soon thought of his selfishness of using his companions for money and canceled the idea at once but....

[hallwagner]

Snail vs Gorilla. He soon thought of his selfishness of using his companions for money and canceled the idea at once but....

the russian mafia who were financing his movie had other ideas, they started sending threatening letters and finally resorted to...

[Mrs. Xen_Warrior]

the russian mafia who were financing his movie had other ideas, they started sending threatening letters and finally resorted to...

un-jelewing his trusty snail to make back some of the lost profit. Now that he had no job and his snail was no longer bedazzled he decided to...

[Carina]

un-jelewing his trusty snail to make back some of the lost profit. Now that he had no job and his snail was no longer bedazzled he decided to...

go on a road trip to ...

[mastercheff]

go on a road trip to ...

Russia so he could settle this misunderstanding but there was an epic gunfight that resulted in......

[brentidge]

the death of blade as he was shot in the heart lieing on the ground. but wait what do we see blade reaching in his coat pulling out his now broken dildo that had taken the bullet for him. and the russians see he is gay and...

[hallwagner]

rape his dying, dismembered body

[-blink-]

in stead the raping just rejuvenated his body and turn him into doublebladestwinswords and ...

[OnEyEdMaN]

took both of his sword out and started cutting all the mafia's penis off, then he started gathering those penis to.

[BladeTwinSwords]

really the fingers of his parents. Realizing his mistake he....

[nightstrife]

really the fingers of his parents. Realizing his mistake he....




reached in to his back pocket for his snickers bar that he forgot about( because he was starved) but it melted to the back of his pants and looked like...

[brentidge]

poop and out of no were a fat hippie in a banana suit pointed and said HA HA!
also...

[-blink-]

.......his pet gorilla came running up and started licking him on the legs.....which made blades feel so good that he started to...........

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

grow an erection, blade immediately thought "this is so wrong, THIS IS like bestiality" and proceeded to..

[nightstrife]

grow an erection, blade immediately thought "this is so wrong, THIS IS like bestiality" and proceeded to..

set up the video camera and took out his furry porn for ...

[BladeTwinSwords]

apparently furry porn was becoming a fledging business so...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

A MASTERBATION video for the mafia to get his rhinestone back for his snail, he thought whatever it takes to make him shiny agian. When all of a sudden..

[mastercheff]

IT WAS A TARP. Once blade had sent the porn to the mafia, the mafia spreaded all around the world and now blade was in humiliation so he only had last thing to do...

[Lovely Ritta]

hole up in his parent's basement and live out the rest of his life online on the IBIS gaming servers where no one knows that he's really the guy from the porn video.

[mastercheff]

hole up in his parent's basement and live out the rest of his life online on the IBIS gaming servers where no one knows that he's really the guy from the porn video.

From that day on he became the admin of ibis servers to help regulate minge bags and douche bags.


The end?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

the end, OR IS IT... the gorilla did not like the idea of hiding from a trerrible mistake... he picked up a phone book and got on google, searching for the higher leaders of the mafia, seeking revenge for there trickery and locating "my precious's" rhinestone

[hallwagner]

the end, OR IS IT... the gorilla did not like the idea of hiding from a trerrible mistake... he picked up a phone book and got on google, searching for the higher leaders of the mafia, seeking revenge for there trickery and locating "my precious's" rhinestone

it just so happened this gorilla was irish and somehow had access to military grade weaponry

[mastercheff]

it just so happened this gorilla was irish and somehow had access to military grade weaponry

From that day on the gorilla spent all of his time plotting the revenge against the mafia.

[Wolfenstinger]

...with a girl named Hulga ; who was...

[-blink-]

a zaboomafoo from dragon tales with two blades that stuck out of breasts and also had a.....

[hallwagner]

a zaboomafoo from dragon tales with two blades that stuck out of breasts and also had a.....

rastafarian man named harry as a pet

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

rastafarian man named harry as a pet

the Rastafarian man was shortly laid to rest, due to him butt fucking acolyte in a dark Jamaican ally...then

[Rage]

the Rastafarian man was shortly laid to rest, due to him butt fucking acolyte in a dark Jamaican ally...then

A magical fairy appeared and offered the gorilla 3 wishes. His first wish was to bring blade back to life, but not as a flaming homosexual. Poof blade was alive and in the room. The gorilla's second wish was...