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Nemesis
07-18-2010, 03:47 PM
As i type this i have an Asian lady trying to mime to me how her stupid kid ran into a badminton pole and cut his head open. really, miming, shes doesn't speak understandable English so she's putting on a little show, in the front lobby.

Now she's trying to say the equipment is too dangerous because it's steel and it's sticking out of the ground.

I wonder if i'll get in shit if i tell her that if her kid is too stupid to not hurt himself during fuck badminton he shouldn't be allowed out of the house without a fuck helmet.

She's complaining that the gym should be better padded, maybe they should keep him inside more...

Now she's thinking about having me call a fucking ambulance! the kid has a cut, he's not hemorrhaging! If i have to do 3 days of paperwork over this i'm calling immigration.

If he got blood on the floor i'm using his face to mop it up.
StarsMine
07-18-2010, 03:57 PM
Running into a poll looking elsewhere at like the badmitten is hardly stupid, its just not being fully aware or being to focused on the badmitten.

Now getting pissed off at you is stupid though, however why not put padding around the steel pole, less chance of getting hurt from a mistake like that.
OnEyEdMaN
07-18-2010, 03:57 PM
ok?:banghead:
Nemesis
07-18-2010, 04:00 PM
Running into a poll looking elsewhere at like the badmitten is hardly stupid, its just not being fully aware or being to focused on the badmitten.

Now getting pissed off at you is stupid though, however why not put padding around the steel pole, less chance of getting hurt from a mistake like that.

no, no. he wasn't playing, he was going to pick up the birdie and walked into the pole. then his mom is saying it's our fault that her kid is stupid, i hate people sometimes, i really do. our pepper spray and baton's arn't coming fast enough...
ChronicVT
07-20-2010, 12:51 PM
And if she were of American decent, she would have caught it on tape, placed it on uTube, AMF... Hell she would have profited, rather than complaining about the "pole's fault" or even the stupid child... Maybe she is just as stupid for NOT making a buck which is why she came to this FuCKING Country in the first place... If she were back in Asia, they would have executed the child and the mother...

Stupid people...
Nemesis
07-20-2010, 10:52 PM
And if she were of American decent, she would have caught it on tape, placed it on uTube, AMF... Hell she would have profited, rather than complaining about the "pole's fault" or even the stupid child... Maybe she is just as stupid for NOT making a buck which is why she came to this FuCKING Country in the first place... If she were back in Asia, they would have executed the child and the mother...

Stupid people...

actually here you're not allowed to sue for stupid things like you can in the states.
maynard
07-20-2010, 10:59 PM
actually here you're not allowed to sue for stupid things like you can in the states.

where you live?
Nemesis
07-20-2010, 11:01 PM
where you live?

Ontario
ChronicVT
07-21-2010, 11:55 AM
I have a stupid people story...

It is my ex-wife... for the last five years she has dragged my ass into court nine times... (to remove my rights to custody to our two boys, one some of you have played agianst, Crack Pot)...

Her greed for control and selfish uncooperation, lead to the final straw with the courts... Instead of working with me, as she so often preached, she foughtme, planted lies among (what used to be) our friends, falsified reports to Police, Department of Children and Family Services (DCF), and attempted to alienate the children from me...

Well the courts final came to their senses... as of yesterday the courts ruled she can no longer utilize the services of any law enforcement services, DCF or (and this is the kicker) the courts...

her stupidity was her need for total surpremacy... and it came back to slap her back into the reality... instead of working with me, she lost all the avenues that she waste the time of and has run into my patience and fortitude...

To all you divorced fathers out there... stay strong... don't give up on the children... I know it is difficult, but stupid people will be stupid people and always do stupid things...
devour
07-21-2010, 02:19 PM
you cant fix stupid.
maynard
07-21-2010, 02:21 PM
you cant fix stupid.

you can beat it with a large stick though:wtg:
acolyte_to_jippity
07-21-2010, 02:25 PM
you can beat it with a large stick though:wtg:

i was going to say!

"I think, you need a shot gun blast, a kick in the ass..."

i know you can cure emo by beating the shit out of them
maynard
07-21-2010, 02:26 PM
i know you can cure emo by beating the shit out of them

I lol'd:lmao:
acolyte_to_jippity
07-21-2010, 03:01 PM
I lol'd:lmao:

I'm serious.

A friend of mine was at a party. He looked around and noticed there were only like 2 girls there, and asked someone where all the chicks were at. This other person shrufgged, and said "downstairs, tyler's thereatening to kill himself". My friend went downstairs and found the kid holding a razer to his wrist, surrounded by a mass of girls. My friend pushed through to tyler, grabbed the razer and tossed it in the trash, and beat the shit out of the guy. Afterwards, he bent down and said "if you're going to kill yourself fucking do it. we don't care, just stop hogging the chicks" and went back upstairs.

Next day, tyler wasn't emo anymore.
Rob
07-21-2010, 05:56 PM
I'm serious.

A friend of mine was at a party. He looked around and noticed there were only like 2 girls there, and asked someone where all the chicks were at. This other person shrufgged, and said "downstairs, tyler's thereatening to kill himself". My friend went downstairs and found the kid holding a razer to his wrist, surrounded by a mass of girls. My friend pushed through to tyler, grabbed the razer and tossed it in the trash, and beat the shit out of the guy. Afterwards, he bent down and said "if you're going to kill yourself fucking do it. we don't care, just stop hogging the chicks" and went back upstairs.

Next day, tyler wasn't emo anymore.
dude, i fucking laughed my ass off and cried so hard.
thats the best fucking story i have ever heard. I love assholes. :D
maynard
07-21-2010, 06:06 PM
I love assholes. :D

so wagners claims about you being gay are true then... eh?.... robin....?:smirk:

http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq72/WillRyder69/batman-robin.jpg

sorry, but I had 2.. you kinda walked into that 1 lol.
StarsMine
07-21-2010, 07:45 PM
I'm serious.

A friend of mine was at a party. He looked around and noticed there were only like 2 girls there, and asked someone where all the chicks were at. This other person shrufgged, and said "downstairs, tyler's thereatening to kill himself". My friend went downstairs and found the kid holding a razer to his wrist, surrounded by a mass of girls. My friend pushed through to tyler, grabbed the razer and tossed it in the trash, and beat the shit out of the guy. Afterwards, he bent down and said "if you're going to kill yourself fucking do it. we don't care, just stop hogging the chicks" and went back upstairs.

Next day, tyler wasn't emo anymore.

amazing story XD
taz1stP
07-22-2010, 12:27 AM
why ant i on the list yet? i mean come on i am like the def of stupidity.
ChronicVT
07-22-2010, 09:50 AM
why ant i on the list yet? i mean come on i am like the def of stupidity.

:ditto:

Well besides grammar this statement is nothing but stupid... welcome to our world... now please step to the left... no further... further... keep going... keep going until an intelligent person tells you to keep going... then keep going... BYE :morons:
brentidge
07-22-2010, 02:14 PM
there are a lot of stupid people.