ChronicVT
09-09-2010, 10:49 PM
Three Priest decide to go fishing. After rowing half way across the pond, the oldest Priest burst out, "By the grace of the Lord, we for got our picnic basket." Then suddenly steps off the boat, tip-toes across the water, picks up the picnic basket off the beach, tip-toe across the water, and sits down in the boat.
The second Priest suddenly stands up and exclaims, "By the grace of the Lord, we for got our wine." Then suddenly steps off the boat, tip-toes across the water, picks up the wine off the beach, tip-toe across the water, and sits down in the boat.
The third Priest reacts with out hesitation, "By the grace of the Lord, we for got our bibles." Then suddenly steps off the boat, and sinks. First Priest looks confused at the second Priest, "You didn't tell him were the rocks were...?"
The second Priest suddenly stands up and exclaims, "By the grace of the Lord, we for got our wine." Then suddenly steps off the boat, tip-toes across the water, picks up the wine off the beach, tip-toe across the water, and sits down in the boat.
The third Priest reacts with out hesitation, "By the grace of the Lord, we for got our bibles." Then suddenly steps off the boat, and sinks. First Priest looks confused at the second Priest, "You didn't tell him were the rocks were...?"