HAppy Valentines Day!

[&&toasties]

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site241/2009/0204/20090204_045645_valentine2_pinup.jpg

Spoil your sweethearts.

^^

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

what a bs holiday.

[&&toasties]

what a bs holiday.

Not for girls.

We get flowers and chocolate and attention and and love.

D:

[Andrew_Pavlik]

Not for girls.

We get flowers and chocolate and attention and and love.

D:

Because you don't get that any other day of the year?

[&&toasties]

Because you don't get that any other day of the year?

Most girls don't because they're boyfriends don't care.

Valentines day is to make SURE girls get what they want/deserve.

Jeez, I know it's overrated, but don't ruin it for me.

-.-

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Most girls don't because they're boyfriends don't care.

Valentines day is to make SURE girls get what they want/deserve.

Jeez, I know it's overrated, but don't ruin it for me.

-.-

This day isnt even about that... its about celebrating your love together, not for one another but as a couple.

newb, its not an excuse to get showered in senseless gifts.

[Tickle Me Emo]

This day isnt even about that... its about celebrating your love together, not for one another but as a couple.

newb, its not an excuse to get showered in senseless gifts.

But that's what the women have made it. Valentine's Day is a day for women who have significant others that don't actually give a crap about them the other 364 days a year. If you've got a guy worth having you don't need this day. If you need a day to "make sure" you get what you deserve, you need to find someone new.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

But that's what the women have made it. Valentine's Day is a day for women who have significant others that don't actually give a crap about them the other 364 days a year. If you've got a guy worth having you don't need this day. If you need a day to "make sure" you get what you deserve, you need to find someone new.

Bingo, looks like toaster strudel has a shitty "other"

[&&toasties]

Bingo, looks like toaster strudel has a shitty "other"

He isn't shitty...but he isn't romantic either. And having this holiday forces him to be.

D:

[dice]

You're all wrong. Vday is the day given to single men by god as our day of guaranteed pussy in February.

As always, after commiting premarital sex, remember to confess via the Catholic Confession iPhone App. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Catholic+Confession+iPhone+app&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=) Religion just gets better and better!

[mag36]

Threre is so many diffent versions of valentines day

orgin
Saint Valentine's Day, commonly shortened to Valentine's Day,[2][3][4] is an annual commemoration held on February 14 celebrating love and affection between intimate companions.[2][4] The day is named after one or more early Christian martyrs, Saint Valentine, and was established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD. It was deleted from the Roman calendar of saints in 1969 by Pope Paul VI. It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"). The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

Modern Valentine's Day symbols include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.[5]


In Japan
In Japan, Valentine's Day is observed by females who present chocolate gifts (either store-bought or handmade), usually to a male, as an expression of love, courtesy or social obligation. A handmade chocolate is usually preferred by the receiver, because it is a sign that the receiving male is the girl's "only one". On White Day, the converse happens: males who received a honmei-choco (本命チョコ?, "chocolate of love") or giri-choco (義理チョコ?, "courtesy chocolate") on Valentine's Day are expected to return the favor by giving gifts, usually more expensive. Traditionally, popular White Day gifts are cookies, jewellery, white chocolate, white lingerie and marshmallows.[1] Sometimes the term sanbai gaeshi (三倍返し?, literally, "thrice the return") is used to describe the generally recited rule that the return gift should be two to three times the cost of the Valentine's gift.[2]

so in japans version your suppose to give your guy chocolate and you dont get anything yet Toasties

[Rapedollar$]

fuck valentines day

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

i wrote my lady a poem!

The call you Tigress, the goddess, they say your modest and hottest, but when i look at you, i see an 8 ton hippopotamus

[&&toasties]

i wrote my lady a poem!

The call you Tigress, the goddess, they say your modest and hottest, but when i look at you, i see an 8 ton hippopotamus

:lmao::lmao:

I have no words for this...just LOL.

[Nemesis]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

[Rapedollar$]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

OMG! BEST THING NEM HAS EVER SAID/THOUGHT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (brb busy rotlfing for like 10 min)

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/3259893559_7745d98320.jpg

Here's a penis for my thought.

[Smurf]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.


You're all wrong. Vday is the day given to single men by god as our day of guaranteed pussy in February.

As always, after commiting premarital sex, remember to confess via the Catholic Confession iPhone App. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Catholic+Confession+iPhone+app&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=) Religion just gets better and better!


Lol Best Two Post So Far But Sadly All Wrong...
Its About This ::party:
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3458/images232.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/i/images232.jpg/)

Got Alil Carry'd Away Last Year O_ o

[dice]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

What a fucking quote- You are now my favorite superhero.

I would give you a foot massage, but Mr. Jackson says its gay... so I'll just buy a beer and drink it in your honor. I may even put it on YouTube.

[Rapedollar$]

hey hey now... its still nemesis.... he is a worthless troller... but there is some wisdom in what he says..... very occasionally..... but yea that was pretty awesome.. also packers rule.... FUCK YOU VIKINGS AND BEARS FANS! WE TROUNCED YOUR ASSES THIS YEAR!




that is all...

ps, mikey, do pushups. im bored... lol i crazy out rank you... i honestly want to wander on to your base and smoke the life out of you... <3, loka too... its not that i dont like you but its just fun for me..... which base are you at again? just in case i get any schools out around there..... tehe..


also, i like bewbiez.... show them to me..

and yes if anyone couldnt have guessed it, im drunk.... whoppee! is that how you spell that? i honestly dont know... it looks really gay....if i wasnt so lazy i would change it....
































boobies......

[XX0wnsXY]

It's been the best valentine's day ever! I didn't even get gifts! It was just great for being able to spend time with the one I love! Seriously, call in the corny music because it's that good!

[BaL-|-imore]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/forget-blow-jobs-flowers-valentines-day-ecard-someecards.jpg

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

word of mouth says nem is lying..........
There ARE NO mans days in canada!

[Metabr34ker]

I couldn't afford flowers and jewelry, so I bought my girlfriend a Jumpluff-themed pokemon deck.

[&&toasties]

I couldn't afford flowers and jewelry, so I bought my girlfriend a Jumpluff-themed pokemon deck.

That sounds awesome. lolol.

[brentidge]

yesterday was good slept all day woke up at 9 pm got drunk watched a movie went back to bed i dont remeber the last time i had such good sleep! but i forgot i told my ex i would take her out to dinner because her b/f is outa town oops but damn all that sleeping was good

[&&toasties]

BTW NEMIE:

What kind of sandwhich do you want?

[Nemesis]

BTW NEMIE:

What kind of sandwhich do you want?

as long as it's from you I'll be happy. And the rest of it too, of course.

[&&toasties]

as long as it's from you I'll be happy. And the rest of it too, of course.

And you want me to smother it with mayo with my cock?

[uuntiltheendd]

valentines day would be great if my girlfriends birthday wasnt the day after. fuck. that. shit.

[KɅΞW]

The only reason I like valentines day is because my restaurant made so much money off it.