View Full Version : Stop killing flies.
Flies are so awesome. I wonder how close they get to the ceiling before they turn over to land...
Me Haha
02-27-2011, 09:30 PM
I honestly don't like flies. Mostly because they're dirty insects. They're buzzing is also rather annoying. Although I dislike ants more than I dislike flies. Ants are FUCKING EVERYWHERE!! During the summer they're crawling all over my kitchen counter!!! I know they're important to the environment but I HATE them!! :(
Tickle Me Emo
02-27-2011, 09:35 PM
I hate flies passionately. The horrible buzzing, plus the constant dive-bombing of your general head area whenever they get the opportunity, for no good reason. The only good thing about them is that they're easy to kill.
Me Haha
02-27-2011, 09:46 PM
I hate flies passionately. The horrible buzzing, plus the constant dive-bombing of your general head area whenever they get the opportunity, for no good reason. The only good thing about them is that they're easy to kill.
Really? I always have a difficult time trying to kill them. I see one and go to grab the fly swatter a few feet away, turn back around, and they're fucking gone! I hear them still, but it might just be my poor eyesight, but i can't seem them. :/
acolyte_to_jippity
02-27-2011, 10:28 PM
mosquitoes. personally, theyre the ones i hate the most.
though ants are second worst.
DJ_MikeyRevile
02-28-2011, 02:25 AM
i enjoy flies as well dice.
this is why!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LGVEnAur8fQ/TKazJEpIx8I/AAAAAAAABgw/syUqSA-y0hU/s1600/fly-swatter.jpg
I seriously woke up and the first thing I saw was a fly flying up to my ceiling and landing and I thought... does he have legs on his back? Or is he just such a badass that he can flip and flap his wings backwards to land?
I can't stop thinking about it.
Oh and yeah, I killed him. I had to. He was showing off in my room, and that's not tolerated.
BladeTwinSwords
03-01-2011, 01:59 AM
i enjoy flies as well dice.
this is why!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LGVEnAur8fQ/TKazJEpIx8I/AAAAAAAABgw/syUqSA-y0hU/s1600/fly-swatter.jpg
I have one of those. I got shocked by it once...I ended up on the floor.
Mosquitoes > Gnats >> Flies >>> Ants
Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.
What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
acolyte_to_jippity
03-01-2011, 02:38 AM
Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.
What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
some girls like that.
I seriously woke up and the first thing I saw was a fly flying up to my ceiling and landing and I thought... does he have legs on his back? Or is he just such a badass that he can flip and flap his wings backwards to land?
I can't stop thinking about it.
Oh and yeah, I killed him. I had to. He was showing off in my room, and that's not tolerated.
does he have legs on his back?
Nope.
Me Haha
03-01-2011, 04:55 PM
Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.
What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
I honestly wouldn't doubt it...
acolyte_to_jippity
03-01-2011, 04:59 PM
Girl ties mikey up in chains and spanks him with it.
What a shocking image.. I can almost hear him moaning "Zap me, LeftHand! ZAP ME!"
fix'd
:wtg:
CYBER
03-01-2011, 07:04 PM
cockroaches and most definitely grasshoppers.
that ladder make my skin crawl the most.
i hate spiders, more than ants... i can tolerate ants, but spiders are also everywhere and who knows what they do when they touch -.-
cockroaches and most definitely grasshoppers.
that ladder make my skin crawl the most.
i hate spiders, more than ants... i can tolerate ants, but spiders are also everywhere and who knows what they do when they touch -.-
Stay on topic please, this thread is about how badass flies are and mikey's sex shenanigans.
DJ_MikeyRevile
03-02-2011, 08:40 PM
Stay on topic please, this thread is about how badass flies are and mikey's sex shenanigans.
o god... i just LOVE the tingle sensation, me and her take turns with the spanking
crackhouse sally
03-05-2011, 02:52 AM
There is nothing like the feeling of flies swarming around your anus as you sit down in a burn shitter with freshly stirred smoky poo. They follow the feces out of you as it falls into the barrel.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
There is nothing like the feeling of flies swarming around your anus as you sit down in a burn shitter with freshly stirred smoky poo. They follow the feces out of you as it falls into the barrel.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm glad I actually have things to do in my life so I don't sit around on forums trying to troll.
crackhouse sally
03-05-2011, 07:25 PM
I'm glad I actually have things to do in my life so I don't sit around on forums trying to troll.
Things like make a thread on flies, nice try buddy.
Things like make a thread on flies, nice try buddy.
If it makes you feel better, I put it on facebook, too. Because I'm not trolling, I'm serious. Flies are fucking badasses. Can you fly upright and then instantly land upside down on a ceiling?
No, you cannot. You aren't as cool as a fly. Or me.
crackhouse sally
03-06-2011, 04:00 PM
If it makes you feel better, I put it on facebook, too. Because I'm not trolling, I'm serious. Flies are fucking badasses. Can you fly upright and then instantly land upside down on a ceiling?
No, you cannot. You aren't as cool as a fly. Or me.
I didn't realize discussing flies would be considered serious business.
The fact that you didn't expect a troll in a retarded thread is beyond me.
Feed me more please.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3cvatDt31qzvqipo1_400.gif
I hereby feed you pie. (Because cake would be out of your league)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMTEA59myUc/TO_19Xq-lpI/AAAAAAAAC10/rTv9m8fhDhw/s1600/pie.jpg
acolyte_to_jippity
03-07-2011, 11:58 PM
I hereby feed you pie. (Because cake would be out of your league)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMTEA59myUc/TO_19Xq-lpI/AAAAAAAAC10/rTv9m8fhDhw/s1600/pie.jpg
not yet. that's in like, 5 days
crackhouse sally
03-08-2011, 11:16 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhjjtod2GB1qe0eclo1_500.gif
THE HOLY SH**T!
03-08-2011, 12:21 PM
dumb post...
http://oi55.tinypic.com/15dpe85.jpg
better now #madihijackyourthread
crackhouse sally
03-08-2011, 03:24 PM
umadbro.jpeg
Hey dice, who did you play for in cod1?
Did several lans with DFi (one of their players was too young to travel and I'm hella close with run and thrash, they both live here in indy and we go to IG every year). Played cal main one season, I think 04? Back when it was still 6v6 and the big teams still played for keeps. That was with F^. Then 1.5 hit and all the "real" competition left the game. I shoutcasted a couple of covenant's matches, their win in s7 over verb was something to see. Why do you ask?
crackhouse sally
03-09-2011, 02:19 PM
Ah, cool. Yea I never went to LANs for it because I was about 16 and didn't travel. I played for div3rse and the chinese pirates. I can't remember if I was ever in main, I think maybe one season. Pretty sure I played from 03 or 04-06(not sure what seasons, I have a shitty memory), possibly 1 season of CoD2 and then I stopped playing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ePZJq79IU
I used to be pretty good, I played a pug the other night and I'm not so good anymore. Still a lot of fun though.
Wow you pugged recently? I should get back into xfire I thought even the pugs were dead. And yeah I scrimmed a lot with tcp, cool kids. I remember div^33^7rse as well >.> In fact, if you're jackk I've played with you before. Name was trexiL then. Those moussa frags make me want to play again lol. If you still talk to nation tell him trexiL said hi
Holy dogshit the nostalgia in this thread is nuts
crackhouse sally
03-09-2011, 02:50 PM
Yea the pug was mainly people from recent titles, but there was a few from cod1. If they played cod1 I didn't recognize the names.
Xfire is still pretty useful. I am zor from those teams btw. I still talk to Alex if I ever have questions about computer shit.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.