maynard ibis

[taz1stP]

From this day, all abuse reports must be formatted and contain the following information:

Admin's INGAME name:maynard ibis
You're INGAME name:lord_taz
on fourms

How did he/she abuse (See TOS):baning for wasting his time

Proof (Proof is NEEDED in order to report abuse, if the abuse contains admin commands and chat only a date and time is needed; however, a screen shot or console copy is helpful):
http://www.ibisgaming.com/forums/showthread.php/7659-michelle-lt-ibis.a-gt/page2

[CYBER]

My forecast for this thread:
-Everyone now: :sleepy:
-Taz: :shit:
-Maynard ::tired: -> :banghead: -> :headache: -> :assault:
-Taz::reddot:
-Maynard : :whistle: -> :smirk:
-Everyone else : :popcorn:

That is all.
Cyber <3

[nightstrife]

Dude quit before it's worse . Your digging yourself in a hole that is like five football fields long.

He banned you for trolling and admin and making false admin abuse thread on Michelle. He stated that you were warned before and you still continued so 2strikes. Becareful you might strike out

[ZERO]

Actually you were banned for trolling an admin which would fall under disrespect...

However, I do not think you should have been banned for 48hours...

[maynard]

and let's not forget "wasting my mother fuckin time" :smirk:

I asked him from the get go before I got into this if what he's saying is true, or if 2 admins are both just lying... he told me that he did nothing wrong and their claims are false..... which means he just wanted 2 waste my God damn time... making Fake abuse claims should not go un punished... if you make an abuse claim and it goes no where... fine... whatever... but 2 make 1 up just 2 fuck with people? fuck that.

he was warned a month ago 2 stop all contact with her as they just fight... he did not listen... made a fake abuse claim... then made 1 on me cause he's a pissed off child so he can take a time out, unless of course you want 2 over turn it. no way in hell I am.

he would also not be the first person who got a temp ban for coming here and trolling our admins.

I bust the admins balls a lot... but I also have all you guys and girls backs and will not tolerate this kinda shit.

[CYBER]

only u could could turn this sentence into a rule :P

well, i guess everyone should just know their place, take a chill pill, and seriously relax ppl... it's a fucking game, and trust me when i say that "if u need relaxing pills to play on ibis... u're at the wrong fucking place..."

[Jiggy]

My forecast for this thread:
-Everyone now: :sleepy:
-Taz: :shit:
-Maynard ::tired: -> :banghead: -> :headache: -> :assault:
-Taz::reddot:
-Maynard : :whistle: -> :smirk:
-Everyone else : :popcorn:

That is all.
Cyber <3 cyber thats so funny the popcorn was great :)

[taz1stP]

maynard what u did was u started to bitch at me and went on for a while. i have the whole conversation saved just as it went and zero has exactly what was said. so if u wanted to know what happened u should of just joined and asked and for the record this shit admin joined and was fucked up on pills which u would of saw if u watched the demo so this is a shit ban. if anyone wants to see what he said just say so and i will post it.

[maynard]

maynard what u did was u started to bitch at me and went on for a while. i have the whole conversation saved just as it went and zero has exactly what was said. so if u wanted to know what happened u should of just joined and asked and for the record this shit admin joined and was fucked up on pills which u would of saw if u watched the demo so this is a shit ban. if anyone wants to see what he said just say so and i will post it.

actually the first thing I did was ask you if her side of the story was true.. as I always get both sides of the story in these matters. I after asked you why you're wasting my time with such trivial shit as a 5 minute mute when you were clearly rude 2 an admin... actually fuck it, here's the convo. I have absolutely nothing 2 hide.

Never tell your password to anyone.
maynard <ibis>: did you or did you not call her a bad admin when she joined?
Lord_taz: nope
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Lord_taz: i said she sucked at knife fighting
Lord_taz: and what i said was ill get a admin that will do something in here
Lord_taz: no one could understand her
maynard <ibis>: ok so you clearly disrespceted her then lol
Lord_taz: for
Lord_taz: what
Lord_taz: saying she failed at knifeing
maynard <ibis>: the second thing
Lord_taz: saying im gana get an admin who will do something
maynard <ibis>: there a reason you're wasting my time iwth this shit?
Lord_taz: about someone calling my mom a whore
maynard <ibis>: honestly
Lord_taz: dude no one could understand what she was saying
Lord_taz: and
maynard <ibis>: you say something rude, get a 5 min mute and make a thread, for real?
Lord_taz: yep
Lord_taz: b/c the rules say
Lord_taz: muse issue a warning
maynard <ibis>: the rules state you should warn before tkaing action
maynard <ibis>: not that you have 2
maynard <ibis>: you should actually read them
Lord_taz: i have
maynard <ibis>: well guess you missed the part where it states "warnings SHOULD be issues before action is taken"
Lord_taz: yes and u know as well as i do that i didnt do shit that can be classifyed as disrespect
maynard <ibis>: how about you stfu and quit talking 2 her?
maynard <ibis>: you don't liek her
maynard <ibis>: she doesn't like you
maynard <ibis>: so don't say shit 2 her
maynard <ibis>: it's real simple
Lord_taz: i dont know her
Lord_taz: how do i not like her
maynard <ibis>: not waste my time when I'm trying 2 relax over retarded trivial shit like this
Lord_taz: dont get into it
maynard <ibis>: if you haven't noticed. I deal with all the ause threads lol
maynard <ibis>: abuse*
Lord_taz: yeah and this falls under abuse
maynard <ibis>: this is also not hte first time you've been caught trolling her
Lord_taz: when have i trolled her
Lord_taz: ever
maynard <ibis>: ive had 2 warn you several times about how 2 go about speaking 2 admins, and that admins aren't here 2 serve you and don't need 2 do as you say when you say it
maynard <ibis>: we had this convo about a month ago
Lord_taz: yeah and when i talk to firends who happen to be admins
Lord_taz: has nothing to do with u
Lord_taz: and her being a bad admin is her being a bad admin
maynard <ibis>: if you disrepsect her
maynard <ibis>: she can mute you
Lord_taz: i didnt
Lord_taz: it dousnt fall under disrespct
maynard <ibis>: ill be the judge of what falls where
maynard <ibis>: not you
Lord_taz: no i think thats zeros job
maynard <ibis>: no it's mine actually
maynard <ibis>: so quit talking out your ass
maynard <ibis>: ive dealt with every abuse thread for almost a year now lol
Lord_taz: i think zero out ranks u
maynard <ibis>: no really?
maynard <ibis>: when exactly do you see him get involved in this shit?
maynard <ibis>: end result, I out rank you, so my original statement is true...
Lord_taz: the fact that u have a thinf for this chick
Lord_taz: and dont like me
maynard <ibis>: huh?
maynard <ibis>: I don't like people who troll my admins and cause problems...
maynard <ibis>: you've done both
Lord_taz: lets have a vote
Lord_taz: to see what the admins think should be dont
Lord_taz: done *
maynard <ibis>: ibis is a dicatorship, we don't do votes.
Lord_taz: i bet they would agree thats its an ligit abuse tread
maynard <ibis>: unless it's perma requests
Lord_taz: and if u want to talk about whos trolling who its her trolling me
maynard <ibis>: ..
Lord_taz: she joined after me so she would be the troll
maynard <ibis>: she joined 2 play
maynard <ibis>: get over yourself lol
maynard <ibis>: so
maynard <ibis>: is it just random luck
maynard <ibis>: that michelle and brett both have the exact same story
maynard <ibis>: of you abusing?
Lord_taz: why dont u just fucking leave me the fuck alone b/c she is a horrid admin and if i dont like what happens we are aloude to post about it
maynard <ibis>: if you've lied you're gettinga temp ban for wasting my time
Lord_taz: and i dont accuse her of not
Lord_taz: i was talking to a other player
Lord_taz: and temp ban me for wasting ur time
Lord_taz: lol
maynard <ibis>: if you're talking out your ass and wasting my time, I will.
Lord_taz: and that would be an abuse tread b/c thats not agenst the rulles XD
maynard <ibis>: ill make sure the temp ban is a long 1 then
Lord_taz: XD
maynard <ibis>: not gonna have you troll any of my admins and above all waste my fuckin time.
Lord_taz: i dont see how i was trolling ZEROS ADMIN but i can tell u dont like me so w/e
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maynard <ibis>: if you can't see how you just failed... wel that sounds like a personal problem 2 me... so good luck with that.
Lord_taz: im starting ur tread right now
maynard <ibis>: I suggest learning from it..
maynard <ibis>: good I look forward 2 deleting it
Lord_taz: why b/c u think ur right and are afraid to be told other whise
Lord_taz: i think u will end up like clone
maynard <ibis>: as clan I reserve the right 2 punish people, regulars and admin alike. you were issued a temp for making shit up
maynard <ibis>: Lol worried?
maynard <ibis>: over this LOL
maynard <ibis>: you kidding?
maynard <ibis>: ive never had a legit abuse thread in my life in this community
maynard <ibis>: and you think I'm scared over this?
maynard <ibis>: you're hilarious
Lord_taz: and first
Lord_taz: u wasted my tiem
Lord_taz: tiem
Lord_taz: *time
Lord_taz: u talked to me
maynard <ibis>: you waste your own time.
Lord_taz: so u wasted my time
Lord_taz: so just dont even talk to me
Lord_taz: ur wastign more
maynard <ibis>: ok. I wont give you the benifit of the doubt in the future
maynard <ibis>: as I do 2 every 1
maynard <ibis>: ill just take the other persons side
maynard <ibis>: and not let you try and tell your own
maynard <ibis>: sound better?
Lord_taz: dont u do that already
maynard <ibis>: I'm a hard ass, but I'm fair and follow the rules at all times.
maynard <ibis>: every 1 knows this but you apparently lol
maynard <ibis>: there's a reason there is no abuse threads on me and I'm as big of a hard ass as I am
Lord_taz: well i wont be talking to u anymore
Lord_taz: bye
maynard <ibis>: I play my cards close 2 my vest and follow the rules, so annoying trolls like you
maynard <ibis>: never have shit on me
maynard <ibis>: farewell.

keep pretending you got shit on me... I find it funny.:wtg:

[taz1stP]

i find it funny how u refer to the admins as yours and how you say im wasting ur time but you were the one who decided to talk to me so it was u wasting my time. i also like certin parts which i will post.

maynard <ibis>: ill be the judge of what falls where
maynard <ibis>: not you
Lord_taz: no i think thats zeros job
maynard <ibis>: no it's mine actually
maynard <ibis>: so quit talking out your ass
maynard <ibis>: ive dealt with every abuse thread for almost a year now lol
Lord_taz: i think zero out ranks u
maynard <ibis>: no really?
maynard <ibis>: when exactly do you see him get involved in this shit?
maynard <ibis>: end result, I out rank you, so my original statement is true...

maynard <ibis>: I don't like people who troll my admins and cause problems...

Lord_taz: and that would be an abuse tread b/c thats not agenst the rulles XD
maynard <ibis>: ill make sure the temp ban is a long 1 then
Lord_taz: XD
maynard <ibis>: not gonna have you troll any of my admins and above all waste my fuckin time.
Lord_taz: i dont see how i was trolling ZEROS ADMIN but i can tell u dont like me so w/e
maynard <ibis>: if you can't see how you just failed... wel that sounds like a personal problem 2 me... so good luck with that.
Lord_taz: im starting ur tread right now
maynard <ibis>: I suggest learning from it..
maynard <ibis>: good I look forward 2 deleting it

the last one is my fav.

[๖ReS]

Taz you fuck up so much it's retarded that you're not gone yet dude.

Stop.

[taz1stP]

res all i have to say to u is fuck you

[maynard]

are you really that stupid? you realize I'm clan right? and that I handle 90% of the abuse claims? so no shit I approached you and asked you about your side of the story... my God you're dumb lol...

I refer 2 the admins as my admins cause I deal with them non fucking stop. Zero might take the admins money, but I'm the 1 tracking them down when they fuck up, defending them when someone is fucking with them, and dealing with every damn thing they need when they ask me. I don't say any of this 2 try and sound cool or like I'm better then any 1... I say this cause well obviously you called me out, but the point is that I love this community... I do quite a lot for it... and majority of the clan has never been that active... I honestly can't imagine how backed up and fucked things would be if I did nothing... but I love this community so I put the time in and do everything I can 2 help better it, keep it running smooth so we can become bigger and expand. I'm well aware of my position in this clan and community. I do not believe I am above Zero, or any of my fellow clan brethren... But I know I am above you, and all the admins. Calling the admins "my admins" is not about thinking I'm above zero, it's due 2 the constant amount of shit I'm involved in when it comes 2 them. I can and will continue 2 do everything I can 2 take the load off zero and free him up for the things only he can do like updating the servers and all the tech shit he does. I can and will be available 2 all admins if they ever have questions regarding ibis policy... as ive always been.


I threatened 2 delete this thread because it literally holds no weight and is not legit what so ever. but given you're a cretin, and honestly believed you had something on me, I figured it would be fun 2 just leave the thread as all it's going 2 do is show every 1 that you're an idiot and remind them as 2 why they don't like you... sorta how the last thread started going after being up for like 30 min...

once again, keep pretending you got shit on me.... it's funny:wtg:

[taz1stP]

damn u got all defensive there didnt you.

[maynard]

damn u got all defensive there didnt you.



if that's all you got you should probably apply a cold pack 2 your ass and limp away before I verbally rape you again.

like I said, all this thread has done is prove yet again you're an idiot and will further remind people why they don't like you.

I'm done arguing with you... before you actually believed thorough your own ignorance that you had a legitimate claim (lawl...) now you're just trying 2 troll me cause you just realized you got pwwnd.

I'm going back 2 watching Sons Of Anarchy. farewell.

[taz1stP]

dude do you have to have the last word or what i mean evry time i post something u have a comeback ur like a 5 year old.

[Dj panda]

Taz, It is not smart to troll clan members, and yes, what maynard says goes, HE IS THE MESSIAH! But really, maynard has a ton of work to do and for you to get him involved with this petty piece of shit excuse of an abuse claim is just rediculous. Remember, maynard is one of the few clan that is active as he stated, he has the duty to watch over admins, attack them for the wrong, protect them when they are right. Making these retarted abuse threads cause you ticked off michelle, isnt the best way to be spending 10 minutes of our lives. But to go as far now to call him a 5 year old? When you get even breathed on you go crying to the forums. Come on dude i know your better than this, stop with these petty abuse threads and insted, get the admin actually abusing, and not just a 5 minute mute, like a 10 day ban for nothing.

Have a Panda day :D

[taz1stP]

but the bitch be trolling me so i have the right to post abuse treads.

[brett friggin favre]

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[Sin]

It's Squidward! Can't believe he's still around. Have you matured yet, or do you still sound like a cartoon character with a large nose?

[brett friggin favre]

:soap:

taz, i believe i've pointed out to you before that over 50% (statistically proven, 7/13) of the threads you start are FAIL admin abuse threads. you have a vendetta against every admin, you try to bait them into doing something to you, and when they do, you come crying to the forums and try to paint yourself as the victim. da fuck is wrong with you? these people PAY for admin, keep order in the servers, and you just try to ruin them? make them waste their money just cuz you're a whiny little cunt? seriously ALL you do here is stir up shit with the admins and OBVIOUSLY we've had enough of it. for your own sake, i suggest you take your mic and shove it so far up your ass that when you take it out, you'll know if you have polyps and GOD KNOWS i hope you do. that oughta put that Tool of Derp Spreading out of commission for a while.

tl;dr - stop trying to stir up shit, stop wasting everyone's time, stop being a baby.

[Steamer]

Fuck yea!!!! SoA!! Good shit.

That's about all I cared about in this thread.

[Rambo :D]

He just disrespected more admins. Lmao.