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emTr0
12-19-2011, 11:13 AM
This is EXACTLY what came to mind when I heard the news about Kim Jong-Il's death.

From Forbes (http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-dies-homefront-predicts-what-happens-next/):


Last night, North Korean despot Kim Jong-Il was announced dead at 69 by his countrymen. Though I expected to hear them say he perished saving schoolchildren from a pack of mutant bear-sharks, instead the official word is that Kim Jong-Il just died from fatigue on a train while traveling.

So now what happens? North Korea is a nuclear power and Jong-Il’s son Kim Jong-Un takes command, though he’s said to be more interested in video games and food than governing. But what happens if he looks to games for how to rule now? As it happens, one title has already predicted the next steps for the human race, THQ’s Homefront.

Homefront game synopsis:


In 2012, just over one year after the death of Kim Jong-il, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un reunites North and South Korea to form the Greater Korean Republic. The influence of China and the United States decline in the face of continued economic stagnation and a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia that disrupts Middle Eastern oil supplies, while oil and gas to Western Europe is cut off by a Russian-Ukrainian “mutual interest” deal. As the United States withdraws overseas troops to deal with domestic instability, including the Texas secession debate and an outbreak of bird flu known as the Knoxville Cough, the Greater Korean Republic annexes Japan and Southeast Asia. By 2022, the United States faces extreme economic turmoil and massive social unrest, culminating in complete economic collapse.

:hmph:

Steamer
12-19-2011, 11:38 AM
Ditto!

Chikun
12-19-2011, 07:30 PM
If that's the synopsis to the game Homefront I'm glad I didn't bother playing it...

Carmichal
12-19-2011, 08:17 PM
i liked his hair :( god bless his hair and god speed

Rosie
12-19-2011, 08:36 PM
I am good with the synopsis except that Japan would beat both korea's into a bloddy pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JAP'S!

ZERO
12-19-2011, 08:39 PM
I am good with the synopsis except that Japan would beat both korea's into a bloddy pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JAP'S!

Japan could not win as they do not have nuclear weapons... Korea does. This is a tested fact that nuclear weapons beats Japan.

Carmichal
12-19-2011, 08:40 PM
this guy happens next...

4657

Chikun
12-19-2011, 08:43 PM
Gundams > nuclear weapons

DJ_MikeyRevile
12-19-2011, 08:58 PM
Gundams > nuclear weapons

did gundams come before or after August 6, 1945

Chikun
12-19-2011, 09:29 PM
did gundams come before or after August 6, 1945

After Fat Man and Little Boy.

DJ_MikeyRevile
12-19-2011, 09:32 PM
After Fat Man and Little Boy.

i lewl

Steamer
12-19-2011, 09:43 PM
This is a tested fact that nuclear weapons beats Japan.

lollollol

Fluffy Frufflebottoms
12-19-2011, 10:23 PM
Korean world domination wouldn't be half as bad as playing Homefront.

Nemesis
12-19-2011, 10:30 PM
Im sure there would be a lot more Starcraft.

Andrew_Pavlik
12-20-2011, 12:24 AM
If Japan was ever attacked America is semi responsible for its defense, while Japan has a small defense force numbering below 300k and is pretty well equipped, a full on invasion from any neighbor would be very hard for Japan to defend against.

Fluffy Frufflebottoms
12-20-2011, 01:15 AM
Thank you for that bit of insight, Tom Clancy.

KɅΞW
12-20-2011, 11:49 AM
Now we gotta wait for that bird flu and secession debate from Texas, everything else seems like high probability chance already.

emTr0
12-20-2011, 12:40 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-facebook-fails-kim-jong-il-lil-kim-stickers.png

lol

via Failbook (http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-twitter-and-the-death-of-kim-jong-il/)