unban plox

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

Name in game: Nuckin' Figgers
Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:16246827
Who banned you: Pit_Viper1
When: 12:15am CST
Where: Zombie Mod+ server
Why banned: suppression of free speech; "inappropriate spray"
Link to ban: http://www.ibisgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=Nuckin&Submit=

Reason to unban: I don't even know why I was banned. I didn't receive any advance warning whatsoever, and it went from 1 week to 1 month while I was checking the sourcebans page. This is an outrageous abuse of admin powers from someone who shows up like once a week and acts like an asshole dictator when he does. My sprays aren't any worse than all the other shit that people spray on this server, including but not limited to: a disgustingly hairy vagina; loli hentai porn; animated furries jerking off and cumming; a coathanger jammed inside some guy's dick; a picture of Rick Santorum. Why am I being singled out here? Is it because I'm a gay black jewish hispanic transvestite?

Translation: I'm a big fat attention whore.

[Carmichal]

You have been banned many times for bad sprays, you don't learn. STFU or leave.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

Are you an admin? No? Then fuck off.

Translation: I'M DISREGARDING RULES?! ACQUIRE DOUCHEBAGGERY!

[Carmichal]

Still I know the rules better then you, and I have been admin for a while before. You have 5 bans for inappropriate sprays. You should of gotten the message by now.

P.S. I'll have admin in a few days, so try not to make me remember you as an ass hole ;).

[Bane of Soldiers]

VIII. Sprays
1) A spray that contains "gay" images

A) Gay men or body parts
2) Disgusting images

A) Things that look really bad

a) includes BBW images designed to shock players
3) A spray that is sprayed after the user has been warned multiple times.

Those are the server rules concerning sprays. No shock images or "gay" images. (Most) Anime, politics, etc do not fall in that category. If you feel someone's spray is in violation of the server rules, notify an admin. It does not warrant that you act in the same manner.

Learn your lesson properly. You keep coming back with sprays that are either extremely borderline or in outright violation of the server's rules concerning sprays. Repeated offenses are being met with extended ban lengths simply because you feel like you need to be an asshat on the server and disregard the rules when it is empty of authority.

I am 100% in support of Pit_Viper's ban (if it truly is in violation of rules), your sprays aren't the only problem you make on the servers, hint hint.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

Cool, just what the server needs, another power-tripping cunt admin.

It's pretty cool how some asshole can spend $11 and become GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ULTIMATE JUDGE OF ACCEPTABLE SPRAYS.

Coat hanger in dick: OKAY!

Guy fucking dog with lulzy caption: NOT OKAY!

Translation: I didn't read the comment on the source bans where aNex personally took time out of his precious day to upgrade the ban.

[Carmichal]

You're sick in the head, get help. There's nothing funny about a dog being raped.

Also your logic is fail. How does someone else breaking the rules make it okay for you too?

Example: But officer people rob banks all the time, why can't I?

Ummm what?

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

If you feel someone's spray is in violation of the server rules, notify an admin.

See the problem with that is that I'm not a hyper-sensitive pussy who gets offended at the slightest thing. Or some asshole who scrounged together $11 from his meager burger-flipping salary and is now the CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT OF COUNTER-STRIKE.

Translation: I still didn't read the comment on the source bans where aNex personally took time out of his precious day to upgrade the ban.

[Carmichal]

See the problem with that is that I'm not a hyper-sensitive pussy who gets offended at the slightest thing. Or some asshole who scrounged together $11 from his meager burger-flipping salary and is now the CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT OF COUNTER-STRIKE.

If you don't like the rules leave. We won't miss you.

[T3h tyrant]

see you in a month but please dont come back.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

Ah yes, tyrant, another guy who shows up once a week, flexes his mighty ADMIN MUSCLE, and leaves. I love how 99% of the people playing on the server never complain about any of my sprays, but who cares, some guy who plays for 20 minutes a week doesn't like them so that's all-important.

Translation: Attention seeking whore grasping at straws

[Bane of Soldiers]

You're missing the point.

Even if you don't feel like ringing up an admin, that's your choice. But shit, don't be so mad when someone else does.
And now you're pissed because an admin actually does his/her job correctly. I'm sure outright bestiality falls well within the borders of "shock image."

If you don't like the policies being enforced here at IBIS, find another server to shit over; we won't miss you


Ah yes, tyrant, another guy who shows up once a week, flexes his mighty ADMIN MUSCLE, and leaves. I love how 99% of the people playing on the server never complain about any of my sprays, but who cares, some guy who plays for 20 minutes a week doesn't like them so that's all-important.
We don't care if no one complains, it's still against the rules. And you got it backwards. Most admins you play with regularly don't perform their duties, and they are worth shit. They are the shitbags scraping their 11$ and buying selfish powers, rather than contributing to the community

[Carmichal]

You stole what I said =/, but maybe that will help him get it in his head.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

None of my pics are shock images. They're meant to be funny, not disgusting. Trust me, if I wanted to shock and disgust people, I could find some WAY worse shit.

Translation: I'm fucked up in the head and know where I can find more disgusting things on the internet. It's in my bookmarks here let me look them up for you.

[T3h tyrant]

since when is a human being fucking an animal funny? you sir are fucked up...:plzdie:

[acolyte_to_jippity]

None of my pics are shock images. They're meant to be funny, not disgusting. Trust me, if I wanted to shock and disgust people, I could find some WAY worse shit.

is there a penis anywhere in any of them?

[Carmichal]

When did you escape the mental ward? You're all kinds of bat shit crazy.

[Pit_Viper1]

My ban was only for a week for your spray Nuckin. After I banned you Anex inquired as to why and after I had explained that you had been warned and banned because of your sprays he upgraded the length of your ban to a month.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

is there a penis anywhere in any of them?

Not visibly, no.

Translation: Yes.

[Carmichal]

Not visibly, no.

That's because it was inside an animal.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

That's because it was inside an animal.

Right, it's out of sight. What's the big deal?

Translation: You know, like a babies logic with peek-a-boo. OH MY GOD WHERE DID HE GO! HE IS NOT THERE! Oh wait there he is. I thought I lost him for a second.

[Carmichal]

Right, it's out of sight. What's the big deal?

You're a bad troll sir try harder.

[Nuckin' Figgers, Esq.]

Then you've just spent the last 45 minutes responding to a bad troll. gj.

Translation: You've wasted your time talking to me and was never serious.

[Pit_Viper1]

And I think you are missing the point. I do not discriminate on who I warn about their sprays. If I see a spray that violates server rules I warn the user to not spray it again and if they continue action is taken. I have warned you more than once about your sprays over the course of a month. I gave you more then your fair share of warnings before I banned you.

Enjoy your time away from the server and please read through the rules with the free time provided to you by this ban.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Not visibly, no.

well, considering how it was anex who ordered your ban to be upgraded, you're well and truly fucked.

go away.

[anex]

Yup, enjoy your month. If you come back and do this shit again, you are gone for good. Enjoy trolling somewhere else.

[maynard]

None of my pics are shock images.

yeahhhhh.. No. this is my house, my self and the rest of the clan tell you what is allowed, what isn't and how high 2 jump.

you've been warned a shit ton of times 2 stop with the fucked up sprays.

use this month 2 reflect on why you're fucked in the head, and find it cool 2 spray disgusting shock images on our servers.

I wish you all the best, and may God have mercy on your soul.