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I LIKE TURTLES
11-04-2008, 11:18 PM
Rank 1 in pub and gun game...
Any more challenges?????
:)
PEW PEW PEW™

whytboiz33
11-04-2008, 11:41 PM
the only reason why ur ranked 1 is cuz the rank is only 2 months old.

you obviuosly havnt been here long enough to know about my 1v1 scrim challenge.

im still undefeated

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-05-2008, 01:39 PM
How many people you played whyt?

D-Monic
11-05-2008, 01:43 PM
your undefeated cause you haven't 1v1 me yet ....lol:pistols:

I LIKE TURTLES
11-05-2008, 05:02 PM
undefeated 1v1...
you a funny man!

PEW PEW PEW™

Acrimonious
11-05-2008, 06:26 PM
Ive got 200$ on Turtles.


Pew Pew Pew

whytboiz33
11-05-2008, 08:42 PM
i played like 4 ppl.

lol, you guys crack me up.

how else to test your individual skills then to play sum1 1v1.

no cheap GG wins. no baiting ppl in a pub.

just pure CS:S.

whytboiz33
11-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Ive got 200$ on Turtles.


Pew Pew Pew

you should use that 200 bucks and get a make over dude.

-=NYS=- C.O.
11-05-2008, 10:22 PM
you should use that 200 bucks and get a make over dude.

Yeah he looks like an irish elf. LoL

Rapedollar$
11-06-2008, 01:12 AM
i LOL'd... but yea... seriously... weird elf lookin mo fo

Nikolay
11-06-2008, 09:58 AM
Turtles, sit the fuck down before I have engaged my Bulgarian tool. :violin:

I LIKE TURTLES
11-06-2008, 02:17 PM
lolllllllllllllllll

whytboiz33
11-06-2008, 03:20 PM
eh... if you played here for more then a few months you would know that IBIS has a private scrim server. suitable for these types of scrims.

ill have to fit you into my schedule. i dont jump into a scrim with every baddie who thinks theyre good.

as ou can tell i havnt been able to find much time to play. (civilization 4, NHL 08 ftw)

I LIKE TURTLES
11-08-2008, 05:25 PM
ROFL
what a joke

whytboiz33
11-08-2008, 06:26 PM
i hope you dont think youre actualy good because youre a stat whore on 2 public servers... now thats a joke!!

get a life kid.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-09-2008, 12:36 AM
roflllll

deprodigy
11-09-2008, 07:36 AM
roflllll

oh turtle quit egging him on. will it make you happy if I play with you? will you pew on me?
-1 for use of pew

I LIKE TURTLES
11-09-2008, 03:33 PM
haha prod im just laughing at all the unwarranted hostility.
atleast im a kid again. feels great to be young again.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-10-2008, 01:36 PM
PFFT. I OWN YOU TURTLES!!!!

I'm currently like rank like number 2 on the pub, and like number 2 on the gun game server. I would be number 1 but i usually let other people win! Since im a nice Guy and all. :icon_mrgreen:

So your lucky that i don't pew on your rank. :smirk:

Rapedollar$
11-10-2008, 04:34 PM
umm holy your pub rank and gg rank are showing in the 400 range...

Jmetcalf
11-10-2008, 04:39 PM
Pub Rank #2 FTL.

I hate turtles. They are creepy looking.

deprodigy
11-10-2008, 05:10 PM
lol yeah sorry holy shit. if 400 of us got caught for cheating you will have a 1 in 3000 chance of being ranked 2.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-10-2008, 07:16 PM
haha i have to say hands down rape and prod have the hottest girls in their... uhh is that called avatar?
either way.
delicious....
maybe even cuter than the pic of my self in mine =)

Jmetcalf
11-10-2008, 09:03 PM
What...

That conversation is in a different thread. :P

If that is you in your avatar...Well....

Grow taller.


You're creeping me out.

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-10-2008, 09:50 PM
Turtles is a pretty good player i have to admit.

Jmetcalf
11-10-2008, 11:47 PM
I've never played with him in the pub or Gungame, but I'm fairly sure I have seen him in the Zombie mod server but the only thing I remember him saying is "I LIKE TURTLES" over the mic in some retarded voice. I found it amusing.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-11-2008, 12:17 AM
never played in zombie ever.

Jmetcalf
11-11-2008, 03:10 AM
It must've been an impostor! I distinctly remember him saying "I like turtles!" or maybe it was "tuttlez". I have no clue, I play like 12 hours a day in there so it kind of all blends together.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-11-2008, 09:42 AM
lol yeah sorry holy shit. if 400 of us got caught for cheating you will have a 1 in 3000 chance of being ranked 2.

Ima go eat a cup of shit now.

You ALL must be blind cause it says Gungame rank:2 and pub rank: 2 !!!!!!!



MAN WTH dont hate on me prod cuz you aint me.

Jmetcalf
11-11-2008, 10:11 AM
Maybe you are Blind, but you're profile says "Gun Game Wins: 0"

http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/frog_fail.jpg

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 09:40 AM
i like turtles is a failry common spam. kind alike the leeroy jenkins thing. or the arnold key board.

turtles is pretty good, we should probably hold a 5v5 scrrim, looks like theres anough ppl on this thread talkin shit lmao, jk, but for real

looks like, me, bear, dep, rape

turtles, jmet, shit,

we need 3 more pepoles(not typo)
and thats even if u guys are down.

dont trip, it would just be for fun.

and we can mix the teams up if any of you want.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-12-2008, 10:54 AM
i like turtles is a failry common spam. kind alike the leeroy jenkins thing. or the arnold key board.

turtles is pretty good, we should probably hold a 5v5 scrrim, looks like theres anough ppl on this thread talkin shit lmao, jk, but for real

looks like, me, bear, dep, rape

turtles, jmet, shit,

we need 3 more pepoles(not typo)
and thats even if u guys are down.

dont trip, it would just be for fun.

and we can mix the teams up if any of you want.


HA! i LOL when i read this. it can be you 9 vs me i'd still come out on top!

Jking, but scrim would be fun, even though i'd get bent over by whyt or turtles.

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 02:09 PM
thats whhy its a 5v5, youre only as good as your weakest player...

we could even do 2 captains and choose teams. me and turtles can be captains or who ever wants to be.

which ever idea you guys like, anyone in the forums can join in on this.

deprodigy
11-12-2008, 02:16 PM
one team captain can pick first. other gets choice of map.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-12-2008, 02:43 PM
one team captain can pick first. other gets choice of map.


sounds like Dodgeball in middleschool, lol. I GET 1st pick, but you get all the Balls.

MY IBIS dream team - Depro, turtle, NYSO, Niko, ME :pistols:

We'd dominate. Well they would lol. I'd just be the team cheerleader. :cheer::cheer::cheer:

deaf
11-12-2008, 03:10 PM
sounds interesting.

deprodigy
11-12-2008, 04:27 PM
who is NYSO?
New York Suck Officer?

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 04:34 PM
sounds like Dodgeball in middleschool, lol. I GET 1st pick, but you get all the Balls.

MY IBIS dream team - Depro, turtle, NYSO, Niko, ME :pistols:

We'd dominate. Well they would lol. I'd just be the team cheerleader. :cheer::cheer::cheer:

unfortunatly only 2 of your team mates are IBIS

Hodgie
11-12-2008, 05:20 PM
:wave: Oh! :wave: Oh! :wave: Pick me! :wave: Pick me!

Walter
11-12-2008, 05:38 PM
thats whhy its a 5v5, youre only as good as your weakest player...

we could even do 2 captains and choose teams. me and turtles can be captains or who ever wants to be.

which ever idea you guys like, anyone in the forums can join in on this.

You're as good as your best players. If a random person joined a CGS/Cevo-P team they wouldn't become horrid.

Afro_Samurai
11-12-2008, 06:25 PM
hehe. Afro is here. Whos team can i be on? I might not do much killin...but at least i can provide some pics to look at while your dead...lol. Makes time go by quicker :lmao:

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 07:21 PM
i dont think u can see sprays in our scrim server... :(

um.. yes walter... if a cevo team allowed a bad player to start, they would become bad... the teams in cevo are too good to have a weak chain. they will find it and expose it.

but you wall so you wouldnt know how to play ppls weak points.

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 07:24 PM
when we get the list of ppl who are down we can start the "draft" or just jump on whos ever teams

-=NYS=- C.O.
11-12-2008, 07:51 PM
i dont think u can see sprays in our scrim server... :(

um.. yes walter... if a cevo team allowed a bad player to start, they would become bad... the teams in cevo are too good to have a weak chain. they will find it and expose it.

but you wall so you wouldnt know how to play ppls weak points.

Well said my friend......well said.

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 07:55 PM
shword.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-12-2008, 08:35 PM
Me+whyt+turtles = mass domination.

FOR ALL WHO THINK THEIR 1337...fuck you i'm better then you.

i Joke.

UM i'm open this weekend, Besides saturday i might go to an OSU party. GO BUCKS!

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 08:42 PM
for 1 scrim it onbly takes 30 minutes so its not like an all day project.

so this weekend sounds like the most easiest

-=NYS=- C.O.
11-12-2008, 08:48 PM
HolySHit+whyt+turtles vs NYS C.O.+dutch+Dual

deaf
11-12-2008, 08:50 PM
is that a fair matchup?

-=NYS=- C.O.
11-12-2008, 09:01 PM
is that a fair matchup?

Who ever said life was fair ? :lmao:

deaf
11-12-2008, 09:07 PM
true.. but u dont want a scrim thats a massacre, no offence holy shit... but from whats been said here i dont think youd match up :S

whytboiz33
11-12-2008, 09:09 PM
yeah, well, as long as we can nutralize dutch, it wouldnt be hard flanking nyco and dual's weak awp lol.

no, but i think it would be best to keep the teams IBIS if possible... :) lol

just to prove our dominance on the server...:muffy:

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-12-2008, 10:06 PM
How about all of you vs. me in a match? I have been holding back for a wile, maybe i should actually play for once. :icon_mrgreen:

deprodigy
11-12-2008, 10:39 PM
maybe we should make an official thread for this? its getting interesting now...

-=NYS=- C.O.
11-13-2008, 06:07 AM
maybe we should make an official thread for this? its getting interesting now...

I know you've been interested in me for a while but I'm unavailable at the moment.

Walter
11-13-2008, 07:27 AM
You said "youre only as good as your weakest player..." They wouldn't become as good as their weakest player. They'll do worse but not as bad as their weakest player. For example, five IM players vs 4 CGS players and an O random. The CGS team will still come out on top even though their weakest player is worse.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-13-2008, 08:45 AM
HI ALL
I like the idea of 2 captains...
it's how we refer to as a "10 man".
two captains knife it out to see who gets first pick... then it just alternates...
as far as this weekend, i don't think i'll be able to play..
on a normal week, i only have a computer mon-wed (when i live at my parents house due to a 10 minute commute as opposed to an hour to work)

this weekend i'm gonna be in AC (yes shit hole) shooting craps (yes greatest game alive).

but make this an official thread.
im down to make it happen.

How many people can join the ibis priv server? I know priv servers only have X amount of slots avail.. normally 11-12
it would just be whoever can get into the server and first 8 picked by the 2 captains. the unpicked people would have to stay in spec, or come back after the match and hope to be picked for the next one

whytboiz33
11-13-2008, 09:52 AM
uh... i think we have a spec channel. not sure on the info though. i think thats how its gonna go down though.

this IS the offical thread... lol. we can just choose teams here, itd be quick and a lot less complex for idiots who decide to just connect. we will use our ibis vent and use diff channels for the 2 teams. the info will be in my comment so every1 connect to that(if this does go down)

walter... you have too much time on your hands. youre gonna focus on the cgs team but forget about the IM team? as long as the IM team has a legit team and is 100% solid, they will win. if the O player is a legit O then the ogc team will fail

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-13-2008, 10:21 AM
true.. but u dont want a scrim thats a massacre, no offence holy shit... but from whats been said here i dont think youd match up :S

HEHE yeh, im done for when ever. I got class from 9-130, then 630-900pm eastern time. from mon - fri

so i usually are on from 3-6.

but when ever is fine!

im ready to kick NYCO ASS!

Hodgie
11-13-2008, 05:23 PM
Maybe the team captains could assign a... um... lower quality player to the opposite team... Like say whyt doesn't see anyone left that he really wants to pick. He could put me on turtles team and fuck him over... that way we have a role too!!!!





....yes, sarcasm...

ZERO
11-13-2008, 11:44 PM
6 pages...

Not that I read them but just wow...

I LIKE TURTLES
11-14-2008, 08:10 AM
zero asked me for nude pics the other day.... i think he was drunk

deprodigy
11-14-2008, 09:07 AM
this is no longer the turtle is #1 thread. sorry turtle we stole this thread.
but the point I wanted to make is this: when we set a date it will be the best average time for everyone. if you can't make it or don't show you are replaced.

so don't make any plans for the next 2 weeks in case we set a date. come straight home after work or school, don't go out to the bars, don't go over to the booty call, & check the forums hourly.

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-14-2008, 09:40 AM
this is no longer the turtle is #1 thread. sorry come straight home after work or school, don't go out to the bars, don't go over to the booty call, & check the forums hourly.

BUT i need my booty call and i gotta go somewere to ease the pain of school.... and buckeyes....

whytboiz33
11-14-2008, 12:35 PM
6 pages...

Not that I read them but just wow...

if i had mod on here i cold have transfered it into a new thread....

lol, but yeah, who ever wants to play can get in. just make sure you put ur name up and state ur good to go.

so far we have afro, me, dep, mbp, rape, turtles, hodgie, holy, any1 else i missed?

deprodigy
11-14-2008, 01:29 PM
if i had mod on here i cold have transfered it into a new thread....

lol, but yeah, who ever wants to play can get in. just make sure you put ur name up and state ur good to go.

so far we have afro, me, dep, mbp, rape, turtles, hodgie, holy, any1 else i missed?

I think new york suck ass wants to play too.

whytboiz33
11-14-2008, 03:16 PM
so we need 1 more person then...

Rapedollar$
11-14-2008, 04:48 PM
ooh pick me whyt

whytboiz33
11-14-2008, 05:46 PM
if it was p to me, id pick dep, rape, nyc, and mbp.

Rapedollar$
11-15-2008, 01:48 AM
alright... lets do it...

Hodgie
11-15-2008, 03:23 AM
I'll join in if you guys need players... but honestly, I don't think I'm good enough to be included in this... I'll just hurt whatever team i'm on

whytboiz33
11-15-2008, 12:34 PM
dont worry, none of us here are "leet" lol. this is just to play around. i havnt scrimmed in a long ass time so i want to see how i am. we all need to see how we do in scrims

i already have you on the "roster" lol

here it is again, if anyone wants to join just post. we will decide teams wehn we have 10 ppl

me, mbp, hodgie, turtles, dep, rape, afro, holy

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-15-2008, 01:38 PM
Damn, now i got to actually start playing CSS. Maybe ill just get beginners luck because i havnt played in forever and will be able to pawn some bitch. One can hope :)

deprodigy
11-15-2008, 01:41 PM
any objections to holding it on a sunday night?

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-15-2008, 01:43 PM
Naw, it just has to be not to late. Like 7 or 8 PM eastern time. Thats like 4 or 5 Pm for whyt i think right?

whytboiz33
11-15-2008, 01:52 PM
shword.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-17-2008, 12:37 PM
u guys can't do it mon-wed?

deprodigy
11-17-2008, 12:43 PM
u guys can't do it mon-wed?

I can between 7-9... after that im too drunk

whytboiz33
11-17-2008, 06:44 PM
before we decide on a time and date, we need 100 ppl. so far we have 8 i think.

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-17-2008, 09:53 PM
Dude how would we fit 100 people in our 11 slot server? (i know you just typed wrong)

whytboiz33
11-18-2008, 12:22 PM
lol, my badi didnt even notice that... but yea,we still need 2 more ppl.

ManBearPig <ibis>
11-18-2008, 06:12 PM
Sounds like 5-6 would be the best time for people.

I LIKE TURTLES
11-19-2008, 10:30 AM
sounds like me and you naked anytime is the best time MBP

ZERO
11-19-2008, 10:32 AM
Well there are spectator slots, do not forget those.

whytboiz33
11-19-2008, 12:31 PM
ijust want the 10 ppl to scrim. whoever wants to spec can spec.

BUT WE NEED 2 MORE NUBS TO PWN LOL

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-19-2008, 01:38 PM
BUT WE NEED 2 MORE NUBS TO PWN LOL

LAWL if i have a .50 KTD ratio during the scrim i'll be happy :icon_mrgreen:

if it's Deagle only i have a chance... Cuz i am 1337 with a deagle.

Other then that... ill check every time i get a chance to see when this shit is going down. BTW the hash here is going down.... has anyone been seeing extra money in their wallet?

Who's the lucky laddy in your avatar whyt!!!

Rapedollar$
11-20-2008, 03:15 AM
i still LOL at holy's sig.... he still thinks he was in 2nd for either server ever....

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-20-2008, 09:35 AM
i still LOL at holy's sig.... he still thinks he was in 2nd for either server ever....

LIES!!! All lies i tell you.

Rape is just jealous that i was on the pub and i killed him. once...

ZERO
11-20-2008, 10:49 PM
LIES!!! All lies i tell you.

Rape is just jealous that i was on the pub and i killed him. once...

I got a good :lmao: out of that

Rapedollar$
11-21-2008, 02:56 AM
yea.... me too

whytboiz33
11-21-2008, 11:54 PM
I LOLED when zero said he loled... lol... beat it like a cop

D-Monic
11-22-2008, 12:07 PM
i like turtles is a failry common spam. kind alike the leeroy jenkins thing. or the arnold key board.

turtles is pretty good, we should probably hold a 5v5 scrrim, looks like theres anough ppl on this thread talkin shit lmao, jk, but for real

looks like, me, bear, dep, rape

turtles, jmet, shit,

we need 3 more pepoles(not typo)
and thats even if u guys are down.

dont trip, it would just be for fun.

and we can mix the teams up if any of you want.

lolololololol



i r in :assault::pistols::reddot:

Apocalypse
11-22-2008, 01:59 PM
eh, 10 pages full of people braggin, but none of ya can beat me <3

whytboiz33
11-22-2008, 02:33 PM
i didnt notice anyone brag... MAYBE turtles first post and shits "im ranked number 2"

i just wonna set up a scrim. thats alli want lol.

dmonics in, so we need 1 more. apocolypse, you want in?

deprodigy
11-22-2008, 05:19 PM
apocalypse can't get in now since he was the 1st to brag in 10 pages.

Apocalypse
11-22-2008, 06:44 PM
lol i was jk'ing i cant scrim for life >.>

Hodgie
11-23-2008, 11:03 PM
lolololololol



i r in :assault::pistols::reddot:

So we just need one more? Or did I fail math?

Nikolay
11-24-2008, 09:08 AM
1 more, you say? :pistols::pistols::pistols::pistols::pistols:

THE HOLY SH**T!
11-24-2008, 10:58 AM
I LOL'ED

when i read apo's nooblet post.

HOW was i bragging when i was telling my rank lol.

D-Monic
11-24-2008, 04:31 PM
so what's the teams gonna be ?

Hodgie
01-21-2009, 10:58 PM
Bringing this back from the dead.

Are we ever going to get around to this? I know a lot of people were busy with the holidays and all, but I'll have time to do this starting next week once my internships over and I'm back at school. I don't remember who all was going to play and I don't feel like looking thru all those posts...

Put up a post if your still interested and maybe whyt or one of the other ibis members can get it set up.

ManBearPig <ibis>
01-22-2009, 06:27 AM
It must've been an impostor! I distinctly remember him saying "I like turtles!" or maybe it was "tuttlez". I have no clue, I play like 12 hours a day in there so it kind of all blends together.

What kind of a fool would spend 12 hours in a zombie server? Just 15 minuets is mind numbingly boring.

I LIKE TURTLES
01-23-2009, 09:04 AM
im game.
give me a couple days to get my pc up and running again.
my shit fried and ive been playing on a 5 year old pc.
RADEON 9800 PRO BITCHES
25 FPS owns all u fuckers