Sooo... who do you think is the perfect woman?

[CYBER]

Ok, spare me the bullshit about "There's no perfect woman", im talking about the "closest to perfection" yet, in history.it could be beauty, personality, talent, etc. whether she's a celebrity or not, post a pic or video and say why!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUOCVhCmDNY&fb_source=messageoldie video, but i dnt give a fuck. I was sold at 0:39-0:42. perfect body, perfect smile, the eyes look straight to ur soul, the best talent i'd want in a woman, u know... other than the ability to kill me upside down part :Dif i could have anyone in the world, its her, at those times.so who's urs?

[StarsMine]

My current girlfriend...

[CYBER]

Pics or doesnt matter^ . lol , gd for u tho,' keep it up', giggity

Yeah, i still stand by that, heck even my gf knows better than interfere with my perfect girl .
we all know our places:P

[StarsMine]

Im not posting pictures of her, that's for her to do it if she chooses to. Besides ¿Hacks? already knows what she looks like.

[CYBER]

Im not posting pictures of her, that's for her to do it if she chooses to. Besides ¿Hacks? already knows what she looks like.
i was kdn u know -.-
lol, i just felt like discussing hot chicks (or girls can discuss hot men, no nudity:P)
because i couldnt play on the servers:(

[BethaRoziLyn]

I'm not rasist mind you
But who can resist a hot asian chick?

[Carmichal]

I guess cowboys are good looking?

His mustache is awesome
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No nudity just like you said cyber.
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[BethaRoziLyn]

Nope, Thought of one better
Emma Watson ^.^
And I'd post a pic but my computer sucks...


As for guys, I guess my current boyfriend is pretty awesome, He sure knows how to compliment a girl. ^.^ He's kinda cute too...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

anything with tits and under 130 lbs.

then again it might be time for a change. I have become dissatisfied due to the amount i have been so gracefully given.

[CYBER]

I'm not rasist mind you
But who can resist a hot asian chick?
me.
easily. hate them.

[BethaRoziLyn]

D8 You have made my day sad Cyber...

Oh well! More for me I guess! :icon_mrgreen:

[StarsMine]

As for guys, I guess my current boyfriend is pretty awesome, He sure knows how to compliment a girl. ^.^ He's kinda cute too...
:luff:
Why thank you

[BethaRoziLyn]

You are most definitly welcome :icon_mrgreen:

[Erdenay]

I would say that the closes I've seen going to perfection would be Alizée...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM


She has the looks, the moves, some talent and from what I've heard good character too, so it's a win in my books.

[CYBER]

:luff:
Why thank you

not sure if boyfriend-pretending, or actual boyfriend:P.

also, betha, are u a fucking boy or a girl? re-read this thread people and tell me if it's humanly possible to tell 100% >_<

tom, not bad, she used to be a personal favorite of mine, if u dnt mind sloppy seconds :smirk:
<3 all

[StarsMine]

:lmao:
She's bisexual.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

soooo starsmine is gay. This thread is full of information!


you see buddy, anyone can have another post as there GF on some forums. What really matters is the pictures, i have had plenty of what most would call the perfect woman but decided to get rid of them and challenge myself with more. There are so many different fish in the sea.

[BethaRoziLyn]

:icon_lol: 1. I'm a female
2. I'm really a real person, and a real girl
3. Can't post pics, my internet is crap
4. Stars better not be gay, damnit!
5. Dude... Your avvie has big boobs...

Better now? Jeez...

[Carmichal]

shut up screen shots or it didn't happen.

[CYBER]

shut up screen shots or it didn't happen.Lol chArm, i like u more and more each day. Show us da boobs , or u're fake betha:p (or a guy).

[BethaRoziLyn]

Sorry, Tried but can't. Internet won't let me. Ya'll will just have to wait and see.

Anyway, back to topic

What makes the perfect person, perfect?

[Carmichal]

Hey bertha do you play on IBIS? If not, why the fuck are you here? Is it because you want to flaunt what you got? I hope not because you won't be treated kindly. If so leave. It's pointless otherwise.

I'm assuming you are new to the internet. Just because I want to give you the benefit of the doubt. But claiming to be bisexual and sexy on an internet forum pretty much screams look at me, pay attention, I'm a woman who likes both men and woman threesome? If you plan on sticking around which you shouldn't cause you don't play here, then maybe stop attracting attention to your self just because you are a "bisexual woman who may or may not be sexy."

[CYBER]

i'm bisexual...look at me, pay attention, I'm a woman who likes both men and woman threesome."Woman, u're reading my mind. But i personally think that, if a girl wants to parade herself (not saying u are bertha, just following charmichal's logic here) , then i dnt rly care. I'd enjoy the show, but know that this person is not going far. Lets look at owns and michele (charmichal), they're female gamers ( yes, with titties-.-), and they fucking own half the people here, without flauntering. Which shows gd outlook for them, and gor my respect for kicking my ass.In other words, its not gd for girls to try to get attention, it never ended well to all of them... But hey, i dnt care, still waiting on those pictures of ur threesomes or mix to back up ur bisexuality, or didnt happen

[XX0wnsXY]

Yeaaaaah, i never like it when women come onto the internet and flaunt their shit just because they can. I mean, are you playing a game to play a game or are you playing to show your ass to males and get attention for it? Of course men are going to like the show and give you attention but it doesn't mean that you should do it...have some respect for yourself, even though this is the "internet". I was young and naive once, too..and you learn what to do and what not to do to be taken seriously..I have, and I stand by it.

If you don't care about respect, then , by all means..go ahead and flaunt all of your "sexy" features. I'll sit back and watch as you end up as another one of those.

[Carmichal]

She doesn't even play on our servers!

[CYBER]

Can we pretend she was a bot?? Come on, lets use our imagination:p But seriously now, lets not go tooo hard-on on that girl, she's just trying to have a fun conversation. ;) btw welcome betha, chose a server and join the fun, i recommend ZOMBIE MOD, all the best and cool people play there. The server would love new people people, u'd fit right in

Edit: fucking duplicates and typos:p^

[maynard]

i recommend ZOMBIE MOD, all the best and cool people play there. The server would love new people people, u'd fit right in

I lol'd

[BethaRoziLyn]

I am sorry to offended you all by adding comments to your forum. No I am not here just to "flaunt," the sexy comment was a joke, not ment in seriousness. And though it is true I do not curently play on your servers it is due to my poor internet here. I will be playing once I get back to college and the reasonable wifi it has.

I'm just gonna back outta this discussion now...

[CYBER]

I lol'dThought u would :)

Betha in all seriousness tho, some ppl like trolling but there's always truth to trolling. So welcome to the forums , get in game damnit, and as it was said in mulan, "we're gonna make a man out of you!".

[Carmichal]

Thought u would :)

Betha in all seriousness tho, some ppl like trolling but there's always truth to trolling. So welcome to the forums , get in game damnit, and as it was said in mulan, "we're gonna make a man out of you!".

I wasn't trolling I was being honest.

[StarsMine]

She has played on our servers before...(click the GG stats, no she isnt very good at it)
Plans on playing more when we get back to school, however as said her internet at home is really terrible.

She is bisexual, No she isnt willing to do threesomes, however yes we do joke about it.
and she actually lurks here quite often cause I often mention ibis to her, saw this thread and decided to finally join.

I do not appreciate the attacking :/

[Steamer]

Meh, dated a cheerleader just as if not more flexible and "pretty".

A woman should not refer to herself as a girl, unless you are one of course.

This is IBIS, a haven for trolls, haters, tards, and good general people of all sorts. You should not be surprised or "upset" one bit Stars.

Mikey, fake flesh does not count. :icon_mrgreen:

[SCRIBBLE]

way to put the pussy on a pedestal.

bah, bah, keep watching tv. follow your shepherd.

[StarsMine]

Not surprised, I am annoyed though.

[brett friggin favre]

rule 1 of ibis: don't talk about ibis
rule 2 of ibis: don't bing the gf to ibis. no offense to anyone...it just doesn't work. 99% of the time.

[Erdenay]

I lol'd

Might just be the 1st time Cyber actually has been funny in his life. Congratulations!

[StarsMine]

Whats rediculase is here is how it goes.
Thread starts, I say the perfect girl is my GF, she who has been lurking here for a long while, decides to post because of that. Cyber gets confused because she was following the form topic as to what gender she is.
I say she is bisexual to end the confusion. Everyone attacks her for trying to be an attention whore even though she never personally said she was bisexual on this form, that was ME. I said that.

No Im not surprised but I am annoyed at how people reacted.
BethaRoziLyn at least tried to stay on topic.

[brett friggin favre]

Whats rediculase is here is how it goes.
Thread starts, I say the perfect girl is my GF, she who has been lurking here for a long while, decides to post because of that. Cyber gets confused because she was following the form topic as to what gender she is.
I say she is bisexual to end the confusion. Everyone attacks her for trying to be an attention whore even though she never personally said she was bisexual on this form, that was ME. I said that.

No Im not surprised but I am annoyed at how people reacted.

i hear ya. people are always gonna be like that with girls and "girls" on the internet. not saying it's right, just don't let it get to ya too much.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

:sigh: i go on a terraria binge, and this is the shit i missed? ffs, i can't leave this place alone ever, can i?


stars' female companion (can't be bothered to find name, too much alcohol) welcome to ibis. dont mind the cunts we got around here, you can safely ignore most of them.

play wcs.

stay in school.

umm, eat meat.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

FAKE FLESH!!!!???!?!?!?!?! BAH. says the maniquin collector! Holy spelling! Yumm beer. women? why must you call eachother whores! if you are all whores, well .. hello my name is Leo, do you like comfy king size beds?

[XX0wnsXY]

:sigh: i go on a terraria binge, and this is the shit i missed? ffs, i can't leave this place alone ever, can i?


stars' female companion (can't be bothered to find name, too much alcohol) welcome to ibis. dont mind the cunts we got around here, you can safely ignore most of them.

play wcs.

stay in school.

umm, eat meat.

I wonder where Acolyte has been

















Said noone in IBIS ...ever.

[maynard]

stars... you seriously can't be surprised....

you come on 2 a thread that says show a pic or vid of your perfect woman.... you don't do that, claim your GF is the perfect woman... but refuse 2 follow the point of the thread... she later comes on, claims she's hot shit, but wont prove or show it either.. and you're seriously surprised she got pwwnd by the Alpha bitches of ibis?

come on man... you should know better lol.

[XX0wnsXY]

stars... you seriously can't be surprised....

you come on 2 a thread that says show a pic or vid of your perfect woman.... you don't do that, claim your GF is the perfect woman... but refuse 2 follow the point of the thread... she later comes on, claims she's hot shit, but wont prove or show it either.. and you're seriously surprised she got pwwnd by the Alpha bitches of ibis?

come on man... you should know better lol.

To be fair, i wasnt trying to be a total bitch..i was responding to the last few posts but wasnt trying to ruffle any feathers....except acolyte. I meant that.


Noone...ever.

[maynard]

ownsy, you're an Alpha Bitch regardless if you like it or not, deal with it.:smirk:

[Vladninja]

She Is cute, Has great canine teeth, and red hair.What more do you need you bastards!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-VPToOnPNA

[XX0wnsXY]

ownsy, you're an Alpha Bitch regardless if you like it or not, deal with it.:smirk:

Oh im fine with it..i told cyber his challenge was accepted. I win!

[maynard]

Oh im fine with it..i told cyber his challenge was accepted. I win!

Mexicans never win...


[VIDEO]http://youtu.be/2-VPToOnPNA[/VIDEO

LAWL! fail...

fucker! you corrected the code so the vid works now! it's on.

[StarsMine]

I said before, Im not surprised (this is my third time I believe), and if you know me, you should know how against I am of posting a picture of someone else without their consent first. Unless they are a public figure already, I have no business spreading someones mug around, especially of someone I respect.
Im not perry.

What are you asking her to do to prove/show it? When I said her internet was bad, I meant really bad. Its between dial-up and dsl speeds. Highest It goes is 180Kb/s download, its difficult for her to upload a picture or anything for that matter.


I stand by my reply to the OT,
I think the perfect woman is her.

[XX0wnsXY]

Mexicans never win...



LAWL! fail...

fucker! you corrected the code so the vid works now! it's on.

Im native american you prick! Im gonna scalp you for that

[maynard]

all I'm saying is the point of the thread was clearly stated... you did not follow it.

hey, if she's your perfect women, good on ya, I'm happy for ya. This was never about judging you or your decision... I was just stating I see where other peoples views are coming from.

for her 2 come on here... not even play CSS... and you claim she's the perfect woman.. and she claims she's uber hot... but wont prove it via what the thread strait up request you do... well... you can't be all that shocked with the reaction that came.

---------- Post added at 02:00 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:56 AM ----------


Im native american you prick! Im gonna scalp you for that

racist

[XX0wnsXY]

http://imgur.com/gallery/tATDI

[maynard]

that's..... fucked up.

[Carmichal]

Alpha bitches? And no that's not fucked up that's art.

I don't consider what I did mean I considered it a fair heads up. So that maybe she could understand what she was coming off as. If she can come in a play on gg without the "I'm so sexy" stuff, more power to her.

[Erdenay]

I wonder where Acolyte has been

















Said noone in IBIS ...ever.

Never heard of him.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

To be fair, i wasnt trying to be a total bitch..i was responding to the last few posts but wasnt trying to ruffle any feathers....except acolyte. I meant that.


to be fair, I wasn't referring to you.



She Is cute, Has great canine teeth, and red hair.What more do you need you bastards!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-VPToOnPNA

damn straight. meekakitty is hot.

[CYBER]

Oh im fine with it..i told cyber his challenge was accepted. I win!

damnit owns!-.-

*goes to find maynard's alpha bitch comment about owns... for sig...*

[Cortez]

Back on topic.
Zooey D.
Voice and not trashy. She's like a less diseased version of Katy Perry.
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[Carmichal]

Back on topic.
Zooey D.
Voice and not trashy. She's like a less diseased version of Katy Perry.
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Also has much smaller boobs.

[Cortez]

Also has much smaller boobs.

I'm an ass man anyway.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I'm an ass man anyway.

thatta boy.

Just for you, i will share.

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[Carmichal]

thatta boy.

Just for you, i will share.

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They use a bubble filter to make it look bigger see the background.

[CYBER]

thatta boy. Just for you, i will share.6152Im an assman too , but Too much ass here. Balance ppl! Let her have a bubble butt, Perky tits, and im happy.Btw charmichal is paying attention! Too much.:p

[Carmichal]

Im an assman too , but Too much ass here. Balance ppl! Let her have a bubble butt, Perky tits, and im happy.Btw charmichal is paying attention! Too much.:p

how am I paying too much attention?

[SCRIBBLE]

change the title of this thread to "What does everyone think about while masturbating?"

or if you really want to make it comical, "The sexual pipe dreams of desperate shut-ins"

keep it up, this is entertaining

[acolyte_to_jippity]

or if you really want to make it comical, "The sexual pipe dreams of desperate shut-ins"

keep it up, this is entertaining

well when you put it that way, medium to small-ish tits, long legs, bright eyes, and red/light brown hair. ass doesn't matter as much, but firm preferred.

[Nemesis]

Cyber's Mom.

[CYBER]

Cyber's Mom.
fuck off.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

fuck off.

She put spasms sig to shame... *exhausted*

[StarsMine]

http://www.sdstate.edu/
Well I didnt post the picture of her :lmao: Fall convocation picture, the one with the rainbow hair. Thats her a few months before I met her.

[Eyebrows]

Hmmm, this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/KodiakBV31/love.jpg

Pulled that off some blog ages ago. No idea who it is, always found this lady damn set. Or at least her rack.

Oh hai.

[ZERO]

Well as we are also talking abut personalities ect I think it would be best to use fictional characters rather than some convoluted and long winded explanation. So here we are in as close to a ranked order as possible which of my fav characters oh now I read perfect woman, well perfect woman might not == best woman for a relationship. So I have deviated from the title. These would be ideal for a relationship however there is more out there for just "perfect woman" although a suppose by some definition a perfect woman would in theory also be ideal for a relationship with...

Anyways here we go (off the top of my head):
Kagami HIIRAGI
Hinagiku KATSURA
Kurisu MAKISE
Miyako
Miki HOSHII
Mikoto MISAKA
Yuri
Ayumu NISHIZAWA

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WpMNjJTL9Hs/TZtXIOkBPGI/AAAAAAAAAA8/1pQj24uvaKs/s1600/kagami_hiiragi_by_alimangonyu.jpg

https://rinerei.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/snapshot20090915203826.jpg


https://avvesione.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/steinsgate-14-kurisu-helpful-smile-happy.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTzxCEwN5bUrAQdL3MM9bv10l0dK_wg Zh590jZohSC0bLxkKwaBCWQsojuBw

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/2012000/2012750_1316762696143.67res_500_281.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/352/c/d/Mikoto_Misaka_Colour_Vector_by_ProperBritish.png

http://i.animecrazy.net/Angel_Beats.jpg

https://thestateofhappiness.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ayumu-1.jpg

[Chikun]

6227.

[blackmail242]

6230DUH!!!!













6231But Really my heart is here... and my penis

[blackmail242]

Yours is soooo much better though... all shapes and colors.... 6232

[mag36]

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-perfect-woman-poster.jpg

[brett friggin favre]

6230DUH!!!!


diabeetus. ol' wilford brimley would be proud of you.

[XxMastagunzxX]

Martina Mcbride

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[Hitman]

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Isn't that Liz Vicious? Love that girl

Off track: Wife found my porn stash....destroyed now....also she found my fucking sex video from college years....its now day #2 on the couch....not ahuman in sight...running low on booze....my forearm is getting stronger by the minute...discovered a new friend....my left hand is now my best buddy...LOL

but the fucking couch sucks...thank god im going shopping for a new couch for the new apartment >.<

[Carmichal]

Woman say they don't like porn but they will read the shit out of it lol.

[Hitman]

Yup yup....

She got pissed off because I had collection of Hookers and Blow...and the Girly gang bang videos....god put me in that lesbian gang bang and I can die a happy man!!!!

[maynard]

tell her if she plays her cards right, she might get 2 be in your next amateur sex vid...... wait.. maybe not, she might take the couch away also lol...

[Hitman]

Who said it was an amateur video? :smirk: