Fantasy Football

[Nemesis]

Anyone interested in some fantasy football at IBIS for this season? if we can get at least 8 people it can work, 10 or 12 is better.

beginners welcome.

[maynard]

if you replace "foot" with "base" I'm in.

[Nemesis]

if you replace "foot" with "base" I'm in.

I've only ever seen fantasy leagues done with sports so I'm not sure how that one would work.

[maynard]

Pretty sure Americas past time counts a sport Lol.... you dolt. the only other thing more American than baseball is Apple Pie.

yeah.... I'm a fail Canadian... get over it.

[Nemesis]

Pretty sure Americas past time counts a sport Lol.... you dolt. the only other thing more American than baseball is Apple Pie.

Even though both were invented in Canada?

[maynard]

I'm not denying that Canada kicks fucking ass up and down this side of the world... just saying you should try a real sport one day:smirk:

[Nemesis]

I'm not denying that Canada kicks fucking ass up and down this side of the world... just saying you should try a real sport one day:smirk:

meh, so you in?

[Spasm]

I'm not denying that Canada kicks fucking ass up and down this side of the world... just saying you should try a real sport one day:smirk:

Lies
6180

[brett friggin favre]

trollishness aside, i'm down.

[Steamer]

Ravens win. Good day sirs.

[Carmichal]

Football? You mean handegg!

[Nemesis]

Football? You mean handegg!

this is sports, no women allowed. back to cooking for you cunt!

[Carmichal]

Don't be mad, I'd kick your as any day.

I also took a shit in your dinner :D enjoy!!!!

[morf]

i'm game for some fantasy football

[Cortez]

I'm in. Get out your championship belts!
#PackersNation

[Nemesis]

Alright! We're good to go!

This will be run through Yahoo so you'll have to sign up there.

ID# is 507795
Password is qwerty

Please pick a disturbing name for your team. We'll try for 10 ppl but 8 is fine too.

[morf]

registered, my team name is Tebow's bible study.

[Nemesis]

registered, my team name is Tebow's bible study.

it says Morf's Manchildren on the schedule, you suck.

[morf]

changed my team name, it should be the right one now.

[maynard]

it says Morf's Manchildren

.....:lmao:

[Nemesis]

.....:lmao:

Since you're being a bitch, michelle is even playing and is therefore better than you.

[Cortez]

Signed up.

Team name: Kwyjibo

[Nemesis]

Alright ladies, we've already got 5 people signed up and ready to go, another 3 and we can play. another 5 and we're golden.

No one's a pro so it's just for fun and you don't have to worry about fucking up.

[Nemesis]

League is filling up nicely, lets get a few more of you assholes in there. Our Clan representative, Hitman, is signing up whenever he gets off his lazy ass, so get in now to join in laughing at his poor judgment.

any questions let me know, only a few sports left you cunts!

[Hitman]

Yea once i find the password to my fucking yahoo account......and my fucking gay yahoo email...whatever that is....FML man im sick of yahoo

[Nemesis]

Yea once i find the password to my fucking yahoo account......and my fucking gay yahoo email...whatever that is....FML man im sick of yahoo

use the fuckin password recovery...

[brett friggin favre]

or use your google account like i did :wtg:

[Nemesis]

you guys should see if we can get a couple more people, we're good to go once hitman signs up but with another 2 ppl we're at 8.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

No one wants to participate in the fantasy football Canadian league.

[brett friggin favre]

No one wants to participate in the fantasy football Canadian league.

i think you're scared of losing to a canadian. and a retired quarterback turned high school offensive coordinator. and a girl.

"you're a bitch"...i guess...would be the headline of this post.

[Nemesis]

i think you're scared of losing to a canadian. and a retired quarterback turned high school offensive coordinator. and a girl.

"you're a bitch"...i guess...would be the headline of this post.

Did you hear about the all-star madden game they played the other day? to promote madden 13 they had a touch tourny, but they had a team with Brett Favre, Jerry Rice and Barry Sanders. Greatest team ever assembled.

[Hitman]

Finally registered...lol @ team name: Blacks are tasty

[Carmichal]

Finally registered...lol @ team name: Blacks are tasty

Well ty.

[Nemesis]

Finally registered...lol @ team name: Blacks are tasty

About fucking time!

[brett friggin favre]

draft day! starts at 6:45 ET, just a reminder

went well, had a 50% turnout...lol

[Akoiah]

Ravens win. Good day sirs.

fuck yeah steamer. go ravens. who do you guys plan to draft with first pick, and what will be your strategies? personally im going for ray rice first. try to get gronkowski or lesean mccoy second. and maybe cam newton or another runningback third.

[Nemesis]

fuck yeah steamer. go ravens. who do you guys plan to draft with first pick, and what will be your strategies? personally im going for ray rice first. try to get gronkowski or lesean mccoy second. and maybe cam newton or another runningback third.

from reading that it shows that you have no idea how fantasy football works. We should have invited you.

[Akoiah]

from reading that it shows that you have no idea how fantasy football works. We should have invited you.

this will be my first season. hence, i asked what your strategies are. care to elaborate? or are you just trolling like an asshole?

[Nemesis]

this will be my first season. hence, i asked what your strategies are. care to elaborate? or are you just trolling like an asshole?

First of, you haven't said what pick you are, nor how many people are in your league. second, rice and mccoy are 2,3 RBs so it is impossible to get both, hoping to do so is retarded. Picking a tight end second is equally as retarded, especially Gronk, who will decline. Same with Newton. Also, saying a single player to pick in the third round is asinine, you'll be somewhere in the 30's and Newton is the 4th QB in most estimates. Nice Try...

[Akoiah]

most of the mock drafts ive been in, all the big name qb's (brees, rodgers, brady, newton,etc.) go in the first round. either way i realize that rb's are priority for the first few rounds. theres no way newton will get 14 rushing td's again, but if i could grab him after some solid running backs i think he'll be great. i've gotten him 3-4 round in a couple mock drafts. and why "especially" gronkowski? you think graham is better?

[Nemesis]

most of the mock drafts ive been in, all the big name qb's (brees, rodgers, brady, newton,etc.) go in the first round. either way i realize that rb's are priority for the first few rounds. theres no way newton will get 14 rushing td's again, but if i could grab him after some solid running backs i think he'll be great. i've gotten him 3-4 round in a couple mock drafts. and why "especially" gronkowski? you think graham is better?

The mock draft's you've been in are terrible then, anyone who picks newton in the top 10 is fucking retarded. And if you say he's the 4th QB how the hell are you going to pick him up in the third if he's going in the first? you have no idea what you're talking about, also, have fun starting titus young, asshat.

You seriously think Gronk is going to repeat? What do you do, turn on ESPN and listen to who says what name the most and then pick that person? have fun starting Tebow.

[Akoiah]

why dont you quit desperately trying to insult me and post your roster

---------- Post added at 11:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 AM ----------


What do you do, turn on ESPN and listen to who says what name the most and then pick that person? have fun starting Tebow.

dude my first 3 picks are gonna be tim tebow, michael vick, and calvin johnson (madden cover)

[Chikun]

Nemesis clearly doesn't have a watch or he'd know it's always Tebow-Time.

[brett friggin favre]

Nemesis clearly doesn't have a watch or he'd know it's always Tebow-Time.

only in prison, and only during shower time. the only people who like tebow are people who want to put their dicks in his ass. or have his dick in their ass.

[Chikun]

only in prison, and only during shower time. the only people who like tebow are people who want to put their dicks in his ass. or have his dick in their ass.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Hitman]

I got fucked in that draft....royally....my wife refused to drive back from fucking Boston and I couldnt use my laptop to do the fucking draft....

AASGAFHAHAH

Problem #1001 with my marriage already....at least my draft last night went well...apart from the douchebag who picked all my sleeper picks

[Akoiah]

Everyone post rosters plzzz

[Nemesis]

I got fucked in that draft....royally....my wife refused to drive back from fucking Boston and I couldnt use my laptop to do the fucking draft....

AASGAFHAHAH

Problem #1001 with my marriage already....at least my draft last night went well...apart from the douchebag who picked all my sleeper picks

Fuck I know what you mean, I missed it to for similar women related issues.

I don't even know who showed up...

[Akoiah]

wow...

[Hitman]

Well another draft late into the night went horribly wrong.....went outside for a smoke just for a few minutes since there was like another 17 picks before me....and of course she sits down and takes JANKOWSKI in the 3rd fucking round.....I left the rest opn auto draft and will not even pay attention to that league

[brett friggin favre]

Well another draft late into the night went horribly wrong.....went outside for a smoke just for a few minutes since there was like another 17 picks before me....and of course she sits down and takes JANKOWSKI in the 3rd fucking round.....I left the rest opn auto draft and will not even pay attention to that league

funny as that is (looooooooooooooool!) wouldn't it be incredibly sexy if you were able to finagle that team into a championship bunch? maybe she was just setting you up for some incredible football themed sex at the end of the season. jus sayin'.

or maybe she just has a thing for ol' seabass.

[Hitman]

Considering that I have been sleeping on the couch since Monday night....might not happen lol


Installed a DO NOT ENTER sign in the middle of my block.....she got pissed at that...meanwhile half the people who see the sign think its funny...the other half go into reverse to backup...lol some funny shit

[Brandonner]

What's there actually in Fantasy football? Is it a simple game or designed in a modified way? If this game is taking place this year then I guess there is no chance of participating. Do you think this season is good for playing football? I prefer one should feel relax and then plan for playing this supreme kind of game.

[Nemesis]

What's there actually in Fantasy football? Is it a simple game or designed in a modified way? If this game is taking place this year then I guess there is no chance of participating. Do you think this season is good for playing football? I prefer one should feel relax and then plan for playing this supreme kind of game.

...

You are literally the worst ever at English. Fucking black people from Detroit are easier to understand than you. I can decode Cyber's terrible broken English easier than this shit.

I don't know how your people say it, but get cancer.