The Ban Hammer Song?

[Chef C Green]

hopefully maynard won't have to sing his song before dropping the hammer.

PLEEEEEAASSSSEEEE post this song :lmao:

First thing that comes to mind... some remix of the Campfire Song song:

Let's gather round the hacker, and sing that ban hammer song...
That B-A-N-H-A-M-E-R-S-O-N-G song,
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing along!

PAM PAM PAM!

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[Erdenay]

There are a few songs that Maynard is fond off while dropping the ban hammer, but these are his favourites:


1) The Nostalgic Ban Hammer Song. (MAYNARD!!!)

MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE OCEAN
MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE SEA
MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE OCEAN
SO BRING BACK MY MAYNARD TO MEEEEEE!


2) The Romantic Ban Hammer Song (I Want To Ban You Truly Madly Deeply)

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your hammer be everything that you need.
I will ban you more with every breath truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning.
A reason for banning. A deeper meaning.

I want to stand with Maynard by the rule book.
I want to sing with Maynard by the sea.
I want to ban like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me...


3) The Excited Ban Hammer Song (I Can Touch You)

It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Ibistown
And I'm known as such
And this is a ban that you can't touch!

I told you homeboy, you can't survive this!
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know you can't survive this!
Look in my eyes man, you can't survive this!
You know let me bust the funky ban - you can't survive this!

Disclaimer: There are also some other known Maynard classics such as "Don't Stop Me Now" , "All Your Bans Are Belong To Us" , "Winds of Change" and of course the good ol' classic "Little Less Conversation (Little more banning"). For anyone interested in acquiring the whole collection, please contact MMI (MayMay Incorporated) or visit our website www.ilovefuzzytherapists.com for more information. But wait - there's more! Hurry now while this awesome offer is still in the marker and you may acquire a free Mexican absolutely free of charge (includes shipping).

[Sin]

You guise rnt BOARD AT ALL!

[brett friggin favre]

And who could forget the timeless classic, Surfin' Ban?

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the ban
Ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, well, the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, well, the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, well, the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the ban
Well, everybody knows that the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the ban
Ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the ban
Well, everybody's talking about the ban
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word
A-well-a, ban
Surfin' ban
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the ban
Well, everybody knows that the ban is the word
A-well-a, ban, ban, b-ban's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...

[Carmichal]

everyone here needs a life =/

Edreanay, you might as well have mayo's dick in your mouth.

[XX0wnsXY]

And who could forget the timeless classic, Surfin' Ban?

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LOL your intro reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyway?

[CYBER]

LOL your intro reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyway?

i worship that show...

as for this thread and any other thread:
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[maynard]

that fucking song has been haunting me for like 3 years...

[Erdenay]

everyone here needs a life =/

Edreanay, you might as well have mayo's dick in your mouth.

Wouldn't ever dream of taking your job, mam'.


that fucking song has been haunting me for like 3 years...

Maybe getting away as far as you can from any bigger body of water would help?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

that fucking song has been haunting me for like 3 years...

hahah.

good times. although, go fuck yourself erdenay, it's stuck in my head now.

[Steamer]

Let me get blade in here.

[Squirrel]

I <3 Maynard. No homo of course.

[Assassin]

I <3 Maynard. No, homo of course.
Fixt for ya

should say " No, I <3 Maynard. Homo of course"
-Rape$

[Carmichal]

This no homo shit is so gay.

[Steamer]

Your face.

[SCRIBBLE]

aw, you wrote some poetry for maynard. that's cute.

[maynard]

aw, you wrote some poetry for maynard. that's cute.

tee hee

[Erdenay]

aw, you wrote some poetry for maynard. that's cute.

I know! Isn't he the cutest?

[Hitman]

Fags...the lot of ya

[Assassin]

fags...the lot of ya

qft...